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BY KATE GEYER

Nekkid Week @ Shooting the Shit!

We found some of the coolest and weirdest up-to-the-minute news on naked people! Think we're nuts? Scroll down and you'll see some real ones!

• Naked Man Attempts Transnational Hike
• Nude Anti-War Protest Raises...Eyebrows
• Miss Germany Caught in the Act "for some quick cash"

We know what you beautiful sex goddesses need out there...A Few Good Men. Okay, maybe that is sexist and archaic, but let's go with it and grope us some men. Check it out!

Ill Wind Killed Dinosaurs

Think the government has known all along how the dinosaurs died...but aren't talking? Read about a Chinaman who knows exactly what Bush is expelling.

Ass master
"Jacqueline Stallone has revived the ancient art of Rumpology.
www.jacquelinestallone.com/reportsDocs/rumpology.html.

Parade of Pain
So, let's have some fun getting over her by starting a website. I hope you enjoy my personal pain as much as my friends have. -- Mark"

How in the world do you decide to share this much bizarre information with the world? I cannot imagine wanting to do this, but it's interesting nonetheless.
www.psychoexgirlfriend.com

01.03.04