Sarsparilla Vanilla

Friday, 12 September 2003

Mood:

chillin'
Now Playing: Foo Fighters

For the past two days I ate not much more than prawns. Prawns, crab, fresh salmon, and so on. With tons of chilli and lime. And butter.
I found out that prawns make you fart like a bastard, belch like you're Welsh, your stomach rumbles constantly and you feel quite ill. Combine it with 3 inch heels, and it's an accident waiting to happen, frankly.

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Updated: Saturday, 13 September 2003 12:18 AM BST
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Saturday, 13 September 2003 - 3:09 AM BST

Name: lemonpillows
Home Page: http://www.lemonpillows.com

Tee hee.. I find that meat and lager together does the same for me.... I've actually farted holes into my jeans before now..(seriously). Though I don't wear high heels, but trousers with broken zips are just as much an accident waiting to happen.. I knew there was some reason I did those pelvic floor exercises..
:-p

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Saturday, 13 September 2003 - 10:02 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

Why *is* farting so funny?

And why do people always find it impossible not to fart in libraries and bookshops?

:o)

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