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Better work than BigLots?
If I could direct your attention to the blue bar at the top of your screen, you'll notice that I could put anything I want in there. Furthermore, I can display text in the gray portion of the bottom, or make it move in any way through any area of the page.
Please pardon the insensitivity of some this filler information. The wording, color scheme, and images would be of your own, or at least, you would be allowed to view it all first. Ordinarily, subtelty provides an air of proffesionalty, but I have selected contrasting colors for my example. Your artistic inclinations are no problem to accomodate.
If you would like to use any element of a webpage you visit, just Email me a link to it!
Photos are simple to install, in any measurement you like.
Also possible, are a broad array of moving images with music, but this is generally considered to be inappropriate as it is annoying to some. Music is more of a gray area so long as it is very low in the background.
It is even possible for the links to make a noise when they are clicked.
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Click on the name of your ailment in the border to learn exercizes which help it for a nominal fee.
If it's not listed, drop us a line, and we'll see what we can do
give us enough money to leave BigLots.
The table will expand more for every word I write, but I will have to triple check my spelling constantly.