Dude, this kid has some serious mental issues. I mean he has like... five personalities? ... wonder how many d-... ... daisies he has. Yes... daisies... Okay, to make this book a little easier to understand, we've colored each of his "friends" text in different colors. I'll get them down as they come along...

• Howard, your (not so) normal everyday American kid.
• Stu, the diabolical evil genious in everyone.