Yep, I was right. Laura and I were watching 'Dreamcatcher' in the bedroom with our headphones on, and as soon as 10.00pm came we were in the middle of a warzone! Herman had put 'Apocalypse Now' on full blast! Charlie don't surf? Charlie f*ckin' does surf! Straight through my headphones and into my bloody ears!
Man that C*ntster is predictable.
Anyway, we finished watching the film (it was pretty darn good!), and bang on 00.55 Herman's film finished and he went to bed and shagged his hippo, sorry, his wife. I put my earplugs in and read my book (Jarhead) for a bit and then went to sleep.
In the morning I awoke to the grunts and yells of his b*tch being buttf*cked against the wardrobe.
Laura and I went to the City and got a quilt and a cool Egyptian quilt cover. I also bought my comic and a book about an English guy who was in the Vietnam war. Then we went to my mum and dad's for a bit.
Later we picked Mike up and went to 'Trekkers'. The manageress had a very short skirt on which I didn't notice at all...*cough*
Something has been troubling me about the removal job I did yesterday, and I mentioned this to Mike. When I got to the house a girl from work was there to help. I'll call her 'Dizzy'. Dizzy didn't really do much helping though. At one point another guy from work turned up while we were outside the flat (I'll call him Jizz). Dizzy said to Jizz, "How did you know I was home?
Ok, first alarm bell. This isn't supposed to be Dizzy's home, it's meant to be my mate's sisters flat.
Jizz said to Dizzy "So you're moving you're stuff out?"
"Yes" replied Dizzy.
Another alarm bell.
Back in the flat I saw a box with a letter on top of it addressed to some guy and.....Dizzy!
I told all this to Mike and after Trekkers we drove past the flat and he confirmed that Dizzy lives, or lived there!
Have I been set up? There was a woman with a little girl at the new flat that I assumed was my mate's sister, but I have a sneaky suspicion that this was my mate's missus, and the kid was his!
The thing is, I turned up early to move the stuff, and a guy came down to open the door for me, who I assumed was my mate's girlfriend's partner. He seemed like he had only just woke up, and I got the feeling he didn't really want me to be there right then, so I politely said I'd return in 20 minutes. I went and got some breakfast and then went back to the flat where my mate was now waiting for me. What would have happened if I had carried on upstairs? Would I have found Dizzy in bed up there?
And another thing. The 'boyfriend' dissapeared after a while. My 'mate' said he had gone to work. Gone to work? When you've got to be out of the flat that day? Hmmmmmm. Somethin' aint right here. I'm gonna have to confront them tomorrow and find out what the f*cks going on! Oh yeah, and why was the 'sister' at the new flat and not the old one? How did she get there? Holmes, the game is afoot!
I have been thinking about joining the Territorial Army. Seeing as we only have about 30 years of oil left I can see the world degenerating into a Mad Max scenario, and military training is gonna come in handy. I have sent off for an information pack anyway.
Scott was in when we got back and he seems to have got himself invilved in a certain secret society that I shall not name. Infact I really can't write any more about it 'cos it could have far reaching implications. It could also be financially rewarding! Doh! There I go again. No more! Stop writing about it you damn fool!
Right. Yrt again I am off to fight against the capitalist pigs that invaded my country.
Tally ho!
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Updated: Sunday, 29 February 2004 7:02 PM GMT
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