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Mentally Assaulted || The Pink Version 3.0
Friday, 26 December 2003
Draco Lucius Que Malfoy



right now i just feel...
Draco Lucius Que Malfoy

okay, I just felt like doing something different from the rest of my blog. So Happy Christmas everyone! I got a white ferret!!!! You know the Albino ones, well I named him:

Draco Lucius Que Malfoy.

Beautiful isn't it?! hehehehe anyway, I got him on Monday, December 22, 2003. He's really cute and cuddly! If my mom ever gets me a webcam I'm going to have pics of him all over the place. I really like him. He's really sweet and very loving. He was about $299! (geez) And then their wasn't any ferrets in the New Orleans area, so the guy who bought him for me had to drive all the way to Baton Rouge, thats like a frikin four hour drive (depending on how slow you drive.) just to get one. And then when he got to the store there were only two, a black one and a Albino.

The albino was well trained and all, and they didn't want to sell him. The other one when they opened the cage it would jump out an try to run away, and the albino would just sit there. He was so good that they didn't even have him in the cage, he was just lounging by the cash register. Well me and my new little buddy are going to have lots of fun together. I hope everyone has a very wonderful holiday! Because me and Draco will! *kisses*

~Merci & Draco



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Posted by blog/mentallyassaulted at 12:39 AM CST
Updated: Saturday, 27 December 2003 3:09 PM CST
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Tuesday, 16 December 2003
Sean Biggerstaff



Sean Biggerstaff is a hottie right?! Of fucking course!!!! But dude! look at this pic! He looks sooo fucking hott... like goth in a way... yet still sexy!

~Merci





Posted by blog/mentallyassaulted at 6:17 PM CST
Updated: Saturday, 27 December 2003 3:12 PM CST
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hehe... haha



50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you''re on rough seas.
7. Shave. (Especially if you''re a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I''ve got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You''re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it''s getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Man Falls Asleep in Church

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What's the position to make ugly babies?
Ask your parents.

~Merci


Posted by blog/mentallyassaulted at 6:13 PM CST
Updated: Saturday, 27 December 2003 3:15 PM CST
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Posted by blog/mentallyassaulted at 6:03 PM CST
Updated: Saturday, 27 December 2003 3:19 PM CST
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Saturday, 13 December 2003
Oh my!



Hmm... I'm a bit bored right now... i got the best slash writer

[Micheal Serpant]

to join my group! how cool am i?! not very cool... but anyways! my group kicks ass just from his mere presence! sweet hehe. anyway, not much to say today.. just thought i do it so it would be three days in a row. *kisses*

Merci



Posted by blog/mentallyassaulted at 9:42 PM CST
Updated: Saturday, 27 December 2003 3:23 PM CST
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Friday, 12 December 2003
Wisdom Hurts!



I haven't been at school since Wed. my wisdom tooth is still bothering me, and get this, my granma made me some pancakes and oh god! they made me feel worse, my poor tummy feels like crap. Now I feel like I'm going to throw up every 2 mins. which is not fun... not fun at all. Now I have to make up two Algebra II quizzes, and a class grade, and a test in American History. So not fair. Why can't they send me my tests over the net or something. asses. Does anyone have the new KoRn cd? is it good? and maybe it's just me, but the video for Right Now is sooo not them. I fucking love the song... but the video is umm.... yea, so anyways. [lol] *huggles*


~*~Merci~*~


Posted by blog/mentallyassaulted at 3:19 PM CST
Updated: Saturday, 27 December 2003 3:27 PM CST
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Thursday, 11 December 2003
*Burr!* Im frikin freeeeezin!!!!



It is soo fucking cold in this room! the rest of the house is nice and warm! why the HELL is this the ONLY cold room! arg! anyways... my wisdom tooth is giving me hell... the military ball is coming up, i have a date... for now (hehe) but i dont have my dress yet, or the ticket! eek! (random net sound, sorry)Well I've set up a MSN group. Whoo!! yay for me! ha! the link is :

Merci Lis Cuts Fanfiction Archive

It's a private group and it's got the mature thingy on it, so yea. Join my group, or perish, sweater monkeys. hehehe. kisses

~Merci



Posted by blog/mentallyassaulted at 8:02 PM CST
Updated: Saturday, 27 December 2003 3:29 PM CST
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Monday, 24 November 2003
Sneek Peek for All Purity Lost Ch. 12!!!!



Every wizard that followed Voldemort had been through something that made them look down upon the Light side. Especially Voldemort.... he'd never forgive Dumbledore for it... ever.

*

“I thought we were supposed to be together?!"

"We are, but you know it's an open relationship!"

"Who the hell is that anyway?"

"None of your business!"

Ron walks into the shadows and grabs for the person who tried to get away but just didn't do it fast enough.

"WHAT THE HELL!!!!!"

*

"Umm..." Draco said, "Blaise.. what was that about? Where's he going?" Draco asked plopping down next to Blaise, who suddenly looked uncomfortable.

"Are you even listening to me?!"

“Just give me a straight answer!"

"Yes... and no..."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Okay.... since you won't tell me," Draco said standing up, "I'll find out myself." And he walked out of the room.

*

Harry was just looking for his own release. After he was done Harry quickly got dressed and left without another word or a glance back.

*

Somebody was having sex in there, there was no doubt about it. Draco knew the sounds anywhere.

'Well, hope they're having fun.' Draco thought to himself, and walked back down the corridor and turned the corner. As soon as he was around the corner the door opened and Harry came out and walked the opposite way.

*

"Thank you..."

'HUH?!' Lucius thought, and looked over at Snape, 'Thank you? Who are you and what have you done to the real Tom Riddle?!'

*

.....that was until that old coot Dumbledore took away the only reason he truly wanted to live... he had to get it back... maybe... just maybe if he did go to the U.S. he would get it back... maybe...



Posted by blog/mentallyassaulted at 1:16 PM CST
Updated: Saturday, 27 December 2003 3:30 PM CST
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Sunday, 23 November 2003
Arg! I have no life!!!!



Gosh now..... i am soooo bored that it is un-frikin-real! i mean i know i just started this today but gods! who cares i gotta say some stuff.. that means absolutly nothing at ALL. hehehe. the grr-ness of life is that if you do something wrong that really wasnt your fault for once, you still get blamed for it. grrf! ok. time for more nothingness.


Bring it On
"im sexy, im cute, im popular to boot, im bitchin, great hair, the boys all love to stare, im wanted, im hott, im everything your not, im pretty im cool, i dominate this school, who am i just guess, guys wanna touch my chest, im rockin, i smile, and many think im vile, im flyin, i jump, you can look but dont you hump, whoo, im major, i roar, i swear im not a whore, we cheer and we lead, we act like were on speed, hate us cause were beautiful but we dont like you either, we're cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders, uh-huh;
--Call me Big Red
--Im W-W-Whitney
--C-C-C-Courtney rawr!
--Dude, its Darcey
--Im Big Bad Carter, Yeah!
--Just call me Casey!
--Im still Big Red!
I sizzle, I scorch, but now i pass the torch, the ballots are in and one girl had to win, shes perky, shes fun, and now shes number one k-kick it Torrance, T-T-T-Torrance!
I'm stong and im loud, im gonna make you proud, im T-T-Torrance, youre captin Torrance!
Lets go Toros!
-We are the Toros, the mighty, mighty Toros
-We're so terrific we must be TOROS!"

"-Awesome, Oh wow, like totally freak me out, i mean right on! The Toros sure are number one!
-I tranferred from Los Angeles, Your school has no gymnastics team this is the last resort!"
"You are being a cheertator Torrance and a pain in my ass! We already voted! Besides, Missy looks like a uber dyke!"

"Nice tone and musculature... report thos compliments to your ass before it get's so big it forms its own website!"

"I want you to think about what you ate today, now cut that in half! This is called a diet and everyone starts one today! But Darcey, you should stop eating, you see when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores, and if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!
-Why does Everyone have to go on a diet?
Because in cheerleading, we throw people in the air... and fat people, dont go as high."


Okay! I think im out of my goof-state... !Merci!


Posted by blog/mentallyassaulted at 10:35 PM CST
Updated: Saturday, 27 December 2003 3:36 PM CST
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Welcome to...


hello everyone... i got bored so i decided to make a blog thingie. i'll be using it to post updates on my fics and previews and/or ideas to new ones. I still might make my archive for my fics and other authors fics too... i might do it today.. and i might not, but anyway. i should be back later. bye

Posted by blog/mentallyassaulted at 7:10 PM CST
Updated: Saturday, 27 December 2003 3:43 PM CST
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