1.No one ever calls my by my nickname (Linz), but I still use it anyway
2.My birthday is March 30, 1982
3.Most people say I look/act older than I am
4.I am 4’11” (really)
5.I’ve been 4’11” since 5th grade (really)
6.I’m severely obsessive compulsive
7.My mother thinks I need professional help for my OCD
8.I enjoy being OCD
9.I am way too honest sometimes often all the time
10.Some people think they can predict/explain/rationalize my moods
11.they are always wrong
12.I can’t even predict/explain/rationalize my moods
13.but sometimes I still try
14.I really do like celebrity gossip, though I sometimes deny it
15.I have no idea what my natural hair color is
16.Right now it’s brown with reddish tint
17.In the past it’s been red, brown with blonde highlights, blonde with brown and red lowlights, and dark brown (nearly black)
18.I don’t have any “best friends”
19.I hate it when people put labels on their friends
20.I got over that shit in middle school
21.I only talk to 2 people I went to high school with
22.I graduated high school at #42 of 602 students, with honors
23.I’ve only been in 2 serious relationships
24.I’m soooo lazy
25.I hate talking on the phone
26.but I can talk to Vincent on the phone for hours
27.I am currently single
28.and loving it
29.I like living alone
30.If I did have a “best friend”, it would be my cat, Leo
31.I talk to Leo as if he were a person sometimes often all the time
32.I own 6 cats and 1 dog 2 dogs
33.I love traditional, classy furniture
34.I think I have better taste in household decor than some most all of my friends
35.I’m still in debt because of this fancy-furniture obsession
36.I am currently unemployed
37.I was let go from my last job because an employee found my website, and discovered how unhappy I was with the job
38.I love winter
39.and winter clothes
40.I was raised in an Assemblies of God church
41.According to the church, I am now a “backslider”
42.I’m a bitter person (surprise, surprise)
43.But I’m oddly fun to be around (or at least I’d like to think so)
44.I’m a smoker (Marlboro Lights)
45.Most of my friends are smokers too
46.If you are habitually late, or habitually break plans, I will talk shit about you mercilessly
47.I hate excuses, even if they’re good ones
48.I like reading about other people’s lives
49.I also like reading about my own life
50.Some might call me conceited, but I don’t think I’m better than you are
51.I’m a control freak
52.I thrive on routine
53.I feel like I’m going crazy if I break a routine
54.Some people many people everyone thinks I have multiple personalities
55.Sometimes I wonder if I do
56.I hate it when people aren’t properly raising their children
57.Email me for my definition of “properly”
58.You probably won’t like it
59.I criticize everyone at one time or another
60.it’s part of being too honest
61.I’m a HUGE Lord of the Rings fan
62.I will talk about Lord of the Rings excessively, whether you want me to or not
63.If you haven’t seen Lord of the Rings, I will try to convince you to watch it
64.often weekly daily hourly
65.I will not stop this until you’ve watched it
66.I hate pork
67.but I eat bacon
68.I’ve gained 80 pounds since my freshman year of high school
69.This bothers me
70.but not as much as it should
71.I’m miserable without money
72.but I’m not materialistic
73.If I had millions of dollars, I’d buy a new house, and a new car
74.but the house wouldn’t be extravagant,
75.and the car wouldn’t be over $60,000
76.and I’d still keep (and drive) my Saturn SC2
77.I spend most of my money on other people (really)
78.Even when I don’t have lots of money to spend (like now)
79.I love movies
80.all movies
81.even if they suck (because I can still talk/write about how much they sucked)
82.I have commentary for everything (literally, everything)
83.I like pop music
84.but I get tired of it
85.I was raised in Galveston, TX
86.6 blocks from the beach
87.I have a potty mouth, and I don’t suppress it
88.I’m addicted to Coca-Cola
89.I used to avoid gossip at all costs
90.I don’t anymore, because people gossip about me. And also because it’s so damn fun
91.I hate decoupage
92.I say it’s tacky and tasteless
93.But for some reason, I like it in Dani’s house
94.I can’t explain this
95.I hate beer, but like to drink (vodka, rum, etc.)
96.For this reason, I always spend 3 times as much as any of my friends when we go out
97.No one ever offers to buy me drinks
98.Ever
99.No one took me out for my 21st birthday (really)
100.I didn’t go out until two weeks after I turned 21
101. and I paid
102.for the 6 people with me
103.I haven’t run out of things to write about myself
104.but I’m stopping because you’ve lost interest, and so have I