-I want to have George Harrison's illegitimate children, I don't care that he's dead!
-If I were George Harrison, I would masturbate a lot.
-(Online)Elizabeth: BOBOS
Elizabeth: BOOBA
Elizabeth: BOOBS
Elizabeth: I'm typing with a pencil in my hand.
Elizabeth: It interferes.
-Crotch Pocket! (To the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle)
-Ouch! It's hard!
-How many moneys are in that shot?