wow. I actually am making a weight-loss page. Why, you may ask, are you conforming to what so many have done before you, it's getting kinda old right? probably.But why the hell not? i thank god everyday for the anamosity of the internet. Who cares if no one actually reads this? not me for sure.

oh yes, this is a weight-loss page, right? Well. I'll jsut tell you i have a lot, well quite a bit. i'm probably clinically depressed, and other mental problems, but hey, who doesn't these days? my life is hell.And plus, i got high school to worry about, grades, SATs.. what? I'm only 14, so i can not possibly know what in the hell i'm talking about? That my life can't possibly be a bad as YOURS.. well, why you've been here longer! Ok, let's not let age be a factor in judging me. My life maybe doesn't suck as bad as yours, but trust me, it isn't a picnic.

None of us can believe that the Purple Smileys Club caught us so off guard. When we woke up, all of us had purple smileys drawn on our shirts in permanent ink! We were so upset, we could hardly finish our scrambled eggs. We decided to collectively break our oath of peace towards all opposing clubs.