JOKES
what do you get when you cross poison ivy a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck
if a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
silverware
what did one elevator say to the other?
i think I'm coming down with something
what bone will a dog never eat?
a trombone
what do you call a calf after it's six months old?
seven months old
what did the rug say to the floor?
don't move, I've got you covered
what do you call a pig that does karate?
a pork chop
what do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
dead
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what do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
big holes all over australia
what do you get when you cros a stream and a brook?
wet feet
what's round and bad-tempered?
a vicious circle
what kind of eggs does a wcked chicken lay?
deviled eggs
what happens when frogs park illegally?
they get toad
how do you make an egg laugh?
tell it a yolk
how do you prevent a summer cold?
catch it in the winter
what did delaware?
her New Jersey