This Page Is Devoted To U Jess Who Is Always Bored And Writes www.iambored.comehelpme.please in my book and diary all day ITS COVERED IN IT. So there i made it for u and it was time consuming so u better appreciate it.................................................................................................................................................................. I Was Really Bored When I Made This Page So It Really Is Boring BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH Yep and i said to the guy i dont like pepperoni on my shoe lace on a cold winters mornin said the over sized green frog in a painting that some stoner drew. Well said jimmy why is it that u can throw out rubbish into a bin but u cant throw bins into the rubbish. I Obviously hav to much time on my hands especially since the samll brown lepeord elf took over my job of killing and burnin small teddy bears from the moon now all i can do is this MUMMAMEIA! Yeh well is stabbed torso boy with a bowl of noodles and he didnt even try to hit me. Well so wat if i skip like a bear takin acrap in the woods at least my GRRRR! is better then Jess's. DOIN THE HAPPY DANCE DOIN THE HAPPY DANCE YAY.... My little buttercup sees red cuz shes a vampire in the mysterious woods on sherlocks beer garden of fairy dust . WELL WOOPTIE DOO. Well hope everyone IS NOT enjoyin this boring website and as i said THIS SITE IS DEVOTED TO THE MOST BORED PERSON I KNOW.... YEP ITS U JESS................................................................................................................................................................ Well brady doyle that kid hahahah Oh my God, look at brady. Anyone else hurt in the accident. Brady Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun... Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you're no use to anyone. He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Brady loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to him. He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs. I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly. Brady Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday, See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome. Everyone has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege! I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission! WELL YEP BRADY I HATE U, Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?............................ Sorry Brady Everything about you is perfect. Your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I HATE U LOL U SUCK UR THE UGLIEST PUSS DRIPPING TOAD STOOL PIECE OF CRAP I NO................................................................................................................................................................. Yeh so im bored right here Just remember these few things and u will seem smart $HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth. A 20th century man... The guy has no future. A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards. A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem. A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes. A couple of slates short of a full roof. A couplet short of a sonnet. A cup and saucer short of a place setting. A day late and a dollar short. A deadbolt with a broken cylinder. A doughnut short of being a cop. A few beads short in her rosary. Ok well i think ill find something better 2 do now so CYA ROUND LIKE A PIE. Bi.... Sexual
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