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HUMMY Restless! I've been restless all night, I have a lot of things on my mind, sometimes I think that I feel like I need to do things to make myself feel better, or have things which have the same result, but like a famous philosopher once said (Trisha) You've got to find happiness within yourself first! Your questions:
Q. Hummy my luvvy when am I gonna get these damn tickets used, they're just begging to be used.
Just come over any afternoon and I'd be mightily happy to umm...cash in your tickets, for some 'Hummy Love'.
Q. its not a question, its a comment... dont ever change! ur amazing!
mwah mwah ;)
People change all the time, sometimes I think I'm the only person not too, but that's only because I'm me and I guess to other people I have, but there certain things I'd always abide to, and most important of those is to be nice to everyone I know!
Q. can we still meet up & even if u go off gurls cna i still have a
chance cuz u kno i luvs u lmao (Rach)
Well maybe who knows what will happen, but at the minute I'm quite happy with Darren lol! I know I can rely on him, and boy is he good in the sack! Kidding!!!
Q. hey baby..not really a question just a little note to tell u i love
u and i just spilt squirty cream down my top! lol...retarded i know...but hey c'est moi...love u love Em xxxx
Squirty Cream? Is that what you call it eh?
Q. What is your favourite sexual position?
None of your business!
Q. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Again none of your business, Darren quit asking these questions!
Q. what colour would a smurf go if you choked it?
Turquoise?
Q. who do u fancy?
She knows who she is, sorry Darren I like someone else now!
Q. lol, how r u?
A little under the weather with things on my mind but hey, you just gotta try and go with the flow sometimes, as Queens Of The Stone Age once sang.
Q. I'll chuck in a fiver to go towards buy Fran a hooker. I think it's
worth it. Do you?
That's not such a bad idea, but a fiver, we could get Darren to do it for 20p and a packet of crisps!
Q. not all girls will hurt u! i wont! ~ Nikki
I hope you won't too :-D
Q. Tunde said you wouldnt know a good band if it fucked you?
Probably not, but I'm sure it would be fun nonetheless!
HUMMY Looking for a New Direction! It's been an eventful few days, Thursday I had planned to go to Ilford to get a couple of things I needed, and Francis also needed to go, with the intention of finding a job, and Darren decided he'd come along with us, however he had commitments in the morning.
So he'd warned us he'd be a little late, a 'little' turned out to be the whole day, and at first I was really cross with him, for wasting my day, but when I eventually did see him, he'd explained how he'd gone to a job interview and that he'd had to stay the whole day to be taught the basics of his work requirements. So we decided in the end to go out again on Friday, however on Friday I had planned to see Imogen, but being devastatingly skint as per usual, I wasn't entirely confident that I'd have the money to get the train into Central London. However, again Darren had to go to umm...this place in Walthamstow, and that led to several
other factors, which meant that in the end, we eventually got around to knocking for Francis at about 3:30pm, considering that we left at around 11:00am, so we were in a somewhat rush to get into Ilford to get there before everything closed, the journey takes almost an hour on the bus. Anyway the weather wasn't particularly nice and Imogen decided we ought to catch up another time.
Anyway I got what I wanted, except I'm desperately in need of finding a 'George' from Rainbow 'beanie-toy', except I can't find it anywhere, I've been to so many places, where he's been available before but to no avail, I really want it though, because it's my present for someone, 'last of the big spenders, me!'. I watched Marilyn Manson on Later With Jonathan Ross, he wasn't half as charismatic as I hoped, he just seemed so pretentious that was my original view of him, but for a while I was duped into thinking he was this iconic figure, but yeah he wasn't I thought Charlotte Church was far more entertaining.
Anyway Bo Selecta, was fabilicious wasn't it? I hope you all watched it. I won't write very much about it, as I'm sure Darren or Sam will both enlighten you, and Later With Jools' Holland had quite a line up, both Radiohead and Zwan, I recorded it as I was tired but I'll watch it later on.
[EDIT] I really like this girl, we had a really nice day together, well at least I did, but I'm so confused, I don't think she likes me back at all, but I keep disillusioning myself into thinking for some reason she might like me, which is ridiculous because she is absolutely stunning, possibly the prettiest girl I've kissed, what would she want with someone like me? She could have any guy in the world, I'm too scared to ask her straight, because I know what the answer will be, so like I said before, girls are too confusing for me. [/EDIT]
HUMMY Proper Bo, I Tell Thee! I think we've officially become Team: Bo Selecta, to be honest at first viewing it can come across slightly scary and possibly give you nightmares on account of it's abstract nature, however persist and you shall reap your rewards, it is utterly hilarious, The Magic Is Cumming!
My dad has been so weird recently, not that he's not weird anyway, but he'll come into the house singing, this totally random song, I think possibly he made it up by himself, I dread thinking that one day that man will be me, that's what they all say isn't it, that we turn into our parents eventually, without even realising, I hope for my sake that I turn more into my mum, than my slightly insane dad. I've discovered that I eat far too much, essentially what you want is for the energy that you consume to match the usage, however I'm consuming far much more than I need and well my usage hasn't really been put into gear for a couple of years now, I'm a lazy sod, so during this last year I've gotten myself some 'love handles'. I'm not
too bothered about the way I look, but looking down at my tummy, I realise that it's perhaps not particularly appealing to girlies, so maybe I might start work on them, I was thinking about doing sit up's and so on, but don't they just develop the muscles under your belly, consequently making it stand out even more? If all else fails, I'll maybe try a diet, well when I say diet I just mean, try and eat a little less junk food. None of that Atkins nonsense.
I've decided that girls just do my head in, like I've said before, I'm the sort of person that unnecessarily reads into situations more than necessary, and what might be a simple comment, I analyse to minute detail, and convince myself of some ulterior motives, and becoming more paranoid in the process. It's not who I am, and I hate being like that, so mistrusting, so pessimistic, I guess I'm finding it difficult opening up to them, after all the stuff I've been through, I guess they're my Achilles heel, but I think I speak for the entire male population on that one, girlies have this strange power over us, and they know it and they use it to get what they want, I guess not all girls are so bad, maybe
it's my fault, I wear my heart on my sleeves, I get too involved too quickly, by the way thanks for calling, even if only for a minute Nikki, it was nice hearing your voice. Sorry I was so sleepy.
HUMMY It's Been A Funny Old Week? Inspite of all the good things that have happened of late, I still feel slightly uneasy, depressed even, I spoke to Darren a little about it and that kind of helped me, just getting things off my chest, not literally of course, well make up your own minds, ha ha!
Big Brother has commenced, is it just me, or is it rather dull, I know we all go through the same processes of hating the contestants at first and slowly as we get to know them better, warming to them, but having said that, watching the highlights on Sunday, the 'Secret Room' was a fantastic idea, I was overcome with joy, and Freddy/Feddy(?) was rather amusing, in his Avid Merrion role, "Is it posshible to tell me what Big Brother is wearing? A Brassier?" however I still want more, now being the reserved nation that we are, I doubt there will be any intimate happenings, however as a mildly
interesting alternative, I'd like to see the contestants starved, surely leading to cannibalism, I'm anticipating Gos (31, still living at home with parents, still sharing a room with his brother, which I'm sure impresses the ladies!) to be first to be eaten, anyway umm...did any of you read what Charlotte Church has been saying about other celebrities this week, she called Christina Aguilera "...a slag!" She thought Britney wears too much makeup and
J-Lo is just "Incredibly Boring". I can't think what else to write, so I shall stop. Check this out daddio...
DAZZA Dazza's fourth entry: Me again...First off Bo Selecta...now I may have waffled on bout this show enough already but the show is f***ing blinding! If any of you haven’t seen the show then you can pick up the VHS or DVD from the 16th of June. Go now and buy it now, dammit!
And on top of that I went to a celebrity football tournament thingy at West Ham United football ground last week and guess who was there...yes you guessed it folks, bloody Avid Merrion from Bo Selecta fame (check the show if you don’t know who I’m on bout) and he was a acting a prat as usual and I nearly pissed my pants cos he made me laugh so much!! And I shook his hand so I’m never going to wash again...well I never wash anyway but hey that doesn’t matter!
Next up...T.A.T.U, I like them at first cos it was the whole lesbian schoolgirl thing but now its boring and I don’t even get a movement down below when I see them - their music is rubbish as well - it starts off alright then it goes all quiet and turns into a fucking little kids song and makes you wanna sway with lighters in the air and I think they just rely on fake lesbian acts to get them somewhere - so now in honour of shit fake Russian lesbians everywhere I am officially naming them T.I.T.U cos that’s all their good for is showing a bit T AND A (TITS AND ASS). Don’t laugh it didn’t take me long to come up with that name
obviously!! I’m risking my life saying this cos Sam likes T.A.T.U so he’s gonna hunt me down and chop me up!!
Id like to say a personal thank you to the girl who sent me a photo with a message and a note saying 'I luv u Dazza!!' That’s the first bit of fan mail I’ve had so thanx!! I didn’t catch your name but anyway whoever you are!!
Big brother is on this Friday (May 23rd) and so far no one knows who is gonna be in the house, I’m actually pissing my last pair of knickers...er, I mean pants in excitement! If I don’t see tits, ass and shagging in this years Big Brother I’m going to complain because that what a show needs and I guarantee that if the above happens the ratings would go through the roof. And lastly if you like the streets album then go out and nick...I mean buy the new Audiobully's album its quite good.
HUMMY Awesome, ay! I've had two fantastic days, I saw Emily on Tuesday, as she was in London for a few hours, and so I thought I'd keep her company, I met her at Liverpool Street and we went to Leister Square, and explored a little bit, I like usual got confounded by the maze that is the underground and got lost.
We went to Starbucks, (yes against my ethics but I was forced too), and we had these umm...frappacino-thingy-me-bobs, which were too sweet and creamy for me, should have stuck with some coffee, and then we got told off by a mean evil security man at Trocadero, for being naughty, he wouldn't let us have fun, so we ended at Paddington waiting for Emily's train back home, it was so tiring though, I came home and felt exhausted, I did go out again for a while, but once I finally got in, I toppled onto the couch and fell asleep.
Today, I saw Nikki, or Nikkita as I like to call her, she decided that we ought to meet up at Green Park, I was late as I normally am for everything and she'd been left waiting for a while, but when I saw her I thought to myself she looks 'absolutely stunning' she even wore a skirt especially for me, it's a shame I hadn't a camera, because it'd be a whole lot more interesting seeing pictures, for me anyway, but yeah, we found a place to relax on the grass, under the sun. It was a perfect day, lying on our backs, listening to Nora Jones, and watching the world go by. I was perfectly content, and we spent the entire day there, I'm really tired now, so I won't write very much more, I'm
seeing Nikki again soon-ish, or at least I hope so, I'll get myself a camera and I'll take some pictures of her for you to ooogle at, but yeah, if any of you know of any television presenting positions, you let me know, because I've got to hook Nikki up with one, or else she'll disappear back to New Zealand! I'm really happy, I've had two great days, I've a huge smile on my face, oh Darren found the most fantasticast Rainbow Comic's, if I get the time, I'll upload them to the site, Nikki, if you're reading this, remember that I OWN you!
Q. Is it true that everyone at university is up for a shag?
Pretty much, Why? Aren't you getting any Franny Bear? Surely the girlies would be all over someone like you, you hot thing you, ha ha!
Q. Aren't Coldplay vastly overrated? And arent Easyworld a far superior band? ?
Coldplay are a phenomenal band, I think the indie snobs, (including myself) consider them overrated because we like our bands to be underdogs, but with their commercial success, we feel like they've lost their indie roots, but anything that gets more people into guitars is certainly nothing to be sniped at, I've not heard enough Easyworld to form a knowledgeable comment, but hey I'll be seeing them with you?
Q. where's sam and darren gone? i <3 them!! xXx
I really don't know, they're just a bunch of lazy arses, you guys should start a ruckus! Come back you cheeky monkeys!
Q. do you prefer dog's or cats?
I think I prefer cats myself, but that's only because I've never owned a dog, I guess they both have their benefits. Can't I choose both?
Q. "E-Bro" or "Bro-mo"?
What, what, what?
HUMMY Woo! Finally got around to watching the Matrix: Reloaded last night, despite all the things I'd heard about it, I still thought it was a brilliant film. I met up with Darren and Francis, whom I've not seen in ages, and we all travelled up together to the Picturehouse. Where we waited for Sam to arrive.
With limited seats available we were told to wait, until they started selling tickets for Screen 2, so that meant hanging around outside for an hour, in the middle of Stratford, (even more ghetto than where we live) so Francis was anxious about the prospect of getting Shot, so we decided after getting our tickets to go find a place to go and eat, I had intended to go to Pizza Hut, but with Sam's allergy to Dairy we ended up at Burger King, do not ever buy those Chicken Fillet Strips, you get
such tiny portions and they look partially burnt.
Anyway the film, I think I'd agree with what people said about it being slightly action heavy, with the story aspect seeming less at the fore front as in the original, or some people have said overly complicated, which I agree with too, but then again I'm the sort of person that can be found guilty of over analysing something, I felt in the first one, the action sequences were, perhaps not essential but fitted in perfectly with the story, this one seems like everything orbited around the action scenes, which by the way are utterly amazing, you've never seen anything quite like it before, so I mean even if you're one of those people were the idea of watching such a film seems so impermeable (Cassie
cough, cough!), just go watch it for the effects, the Agent Smith fight was worth the admission fee alone! The Matrix is one of those films, that HAVE to be seen at the cinema for the full visual, audio sensation. Anyway you better go see it for yourselves, I was thoroughly impressed.
Q. hummy when can we meet up?? mwah, wuv u...bethy xxx?
Soon I hope, during the summer.
Q. who the fuck are you? your so butters!
Well you kinda stumbled on my site, and it may not have passed your attention but there's plenty of information about me here, you didn't have to be so mean.
Q. Is sex overrated?
I don't think so. It depends I guess, there's two types in my mind, stemming from love or from lust, love is always much better.
Q. Isnt Eliza Dushku the fittest girl ever?
I have no idea who she is, but I'll just say yes? But the fittest girl ever, well that has to be...
Q. Does God exist?
I believe so.
Q. what u want me to ask???????????????
I don't know, that's kinda like your part of the deal, I'm only here to answer, think of something, anything and then ask me again.
Q. sam is my idol
Mine too don't you know!
HUMMY An Ickle Entry. I haven't had very much time to write anything profound, nor has anything particularly exciting happened, so I'm just going to go straight in with the questions. Although I finally got around to watching Perfect Blue the whole way through. Here are some of your questions!
Q. Why Is Darren The Greatest?
Possibly on account of his large appendage, that good enough for you? Did you know that Darren is actually Mr T of A-Team Fame.
Q. Proper Bo!
That's not really a question is it, but nonetheless, Proper Bo! Back!
Q. will u fuck me?
Possibly, it depends who you are? (praying it's Kirsten Dunst).
Q. do u love me?
Yeah, of course I do, it's Darren isn't it?
Q. mwah i'm at school and very bored. love you hun <3 *kisses* love iMi (sorry for abusing your thingamyjig on your site *'_'* )
Hey Imi, it's okay darling, you can abuse my 'thingamyjig' any time of the day, Ha Ha!
Q. will you shag me? muhahah. guess who? =D =D =D
Yeah sure you can, when's good for you? Anytime is fine by me, I have no plans! I know who you are!
Q. i want 2 f**k u!!!
Now Darren, you know we have a routine, I'll be around same time as usual.
Well keep your questions coming, and if you want to leave your name please do so, and I'll try and link you back or something. Darren, keep away! Oh and thank you Bethy, for your fan sign!