Hobo #1:sold
Hobo #2: $10.87
Hobo #3:we will pay you if you take him out of our hands.
hobo #4:this one is mad because no one wants to buy him. This hobo is destroying our company. If you dont buy him this website will be currupt. Please help us out a buy this hobo.
Hobo #5:he is not for sale because he is the spoksman of this site. he is the one that recrutes all the hobos. they are all his friends.please, if you order one of the hobos and treat him bad HE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND DESTROY YOU anyways,mail him at

hobo_larry@dumpster.com

hobo#6:We just got this hobo. He was born and raised in a dumpster, and he lives in a dumpser. His hobbies are garbage eating, garbage picking, and sleeping in the dumpster/garbage. If you do not have a dumpster please do not buy this hobo.this hobo is aprox 15.99 dollars. GOOD NEWS.HOBOS FOR SALE NOW EXCEPTS CHECKS,AND ANY MAJOR CREDIT CARDS. YAAAAAAYYYYYY

Well that just about does it for our hobos
we will have an all new stock on monday or someday.