Blog Trotters News...

2/1/04
Well...As a quick overview for those people who have never heard of the blog trotters, basicly the Blog trotters are the worst team in the nbaol(national basketball accotiation of losers). They have been a team since 1876 and have never won a game. So if they lose this, don't be surprised.

Our story begins at half time(because they didn't even get the ball yet). The ref throws the ball in the air. Its in the air, still in the air, still in the air? After 5 minutes of pondering one of the other teams players finally says "Hey,where did the ball and the team go?". Then the buzzer ring indicating that the blog trotters actually scored. At that moment the whole crowd of people in the stands(which isn't very much)all stood up and sayed:

WHAT?!?!?

The blog trotters actually scored! Holy #$%&!!! Sorry folks! Ahemm...as I was saying. Wow.The score is now 1846384653982043985747647475^7465 to 1. Its going to take a miracle for them to win now. At the end of the gay... i mean game, the score was 7987659873876754878572763663432673684728787579872985987069846393541543438595759^765838746 to a whopping 1. After the game everone lines up to get the 1st persons autograph that scored for the blog trotters in 65 years. So thats it. Im Chat Ubetcha And this is cnn(crap nn)tune in next time for the next game when the blog trotters take on the (blank)losers.( i cant tell you the name of the team, for that would be advertizing). That is all.

3/1/04
Its been a while since I told you the results of the games that the blogtrotters played. Since we last talked, the blogtrotters were losing the title.(that has not changed)But as we speak the blog trotters are even further away from the title then the last time they played. Here are the results of the last game.

(blank)losers overall: excellent team that beat the blog trotters 8776072987847987398729875^865 to 7.

blog trotters overall:Sucky team, no chace of winning the title, Losers. well that is dissapointing.

Well thats all to say today, if you would like tickets to go see the blog trotters play, call 1-800-647-8746 (please no actual calls for those of you who are extremly stupid) Warning:tickets may smell or have flys flying around them. They have been in the hands of a hobo. Please if you receive one of these please call 1-900-877-7572 (once again no actual calls) Thank you for your time.