My mum used to say "Put a skirt on a lamp, and any man will try to sleep with it"
Topic: Criticism
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm so MAD. I wrote a whole freaking long entry that was about to end and then I accidentally pressed "backspace" when I wasn't in the text editor and the freaking page went BACK. And I lost my whole entry !!!!! ARRRGHHHHHHH.

But nvm..I shall attempt to REWRTIE.

So anyway, I got an email today from Dennis TJ (friend from Malaysia) and although I've read it before, it was pretty funny so here it is :


This has to be one of the best ads ever printed. It
appeared in "The Atlanta Journal."



SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl
who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and
fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your
hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from
work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call
404-875-6420 and ask for Daisy. I'll be waiting.


Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the
Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black
Labrador Retriever.


Hahaha. You know what Dennis put as the subject title? "Men are so weak." (Kudos for Dennis to admit that about his own gender!)

Although the email doesn't quite express the title completely, a series of events this whole month has led me to believe just that : MEN ARE SO WEAK.

All men think about is sex sex sex sex. Somehow they can link everything to sex, and it's pretty funny sometimes, but it also gets quite depressing to realize that the other gender is usually reduced to just thinking with their other head.

I know the idea that men are weak to sex has long been implanted into my mind, but this whole month I've only been confronted with more evidence to believe so. And frankly, it's quite depressing. I want believe that there IS hope for a guy who is not horny at the mere sight of breasts. I want to believe this guy is not fictional.

Ok, I think it started when Sean came to visit and somehow over dinner, we ended up talking about one-night stands. He also mentioned this theory called "The Ladder Theory" and swore by it. Apparently, it's his bible.

Anyway, between courseworks, tests, MNight rehearsals and the odd partying ~ I kinda forgot all about Sean's theory and was living my life quite happily until just this week I had a conversation with Rudy (Sean's brother).

Well, I was nicely chatting to him when lo and behold ~ Rudy believes in the same weird theory!!!! If you want to know more about it, you can visit The Ladder Theory. The theory is pretty twisted and strange and definitely wrong when it comes to analyzing women but that's not really my point. My point is, Rudy argued that the whole purpose of men's life is to get laid. *Selina sighs*

Well first, let me explain. Rudy is the kind of guy who tells it as it is. And since we've known each other since primary school (we've witnessed crushes turned into relationships turned into heartbreaks of not only our own, but friends from our circle), he has absolutely no discomfort in letting me know what really goes on in a guy's mind.

And it's downright depressing to be enlightened. I don't know what it is about Rudy, but we always end up into some semi-phylosophical debate about life and sometimes I think I just argue with him to piss him off ~ and sometimes I think he just argues with me to piss me off ~ but whatever it is, we usually never ever agree.

And more often than not, we end up arguing about sex. (Which proves my point even more, guys always think about sex. It's their favourite topic!) Anyway, at the end of our debates (only those about sex), Rudy will usually end up laughing and then saying "Ok Lin. You might not believe me now, but I'm a guy, and I know what a guy wants. Three months down, you'll be telling me that I'm right."

He's usually wrong.

I mean..it usually takes longer than 3 months ...hehe.

My point is, after Rudy enlightens me to the thoughts of the other gender, I usually end up being more observant...and then I finally see what he's on about!!!

It's downright irritating at times, but I guess I have Rudy (and many other men!) to thank for making sure I don't end up being some naive innocent doink.

Anyway, despite all that, I always believe that there exists a few men out there (the number diminishes by the day...but still) who really are decent and don't htink about sex 2039482308403259843759 a day. However ...

Just the other day, I was talking to a good guy friend of mine, let's call him Leonardo DiCaprio. (Lol. I got sick of naming my friends alphabets!) Anyway, Leo has always been on my list of "Top Decent Guys I know". I know him pretty well, but I guess not that well because I recently had a shocking revelation!

I was complaining to Leo about how downright rude some guys were when they tried to get to 2nd base without even konwing a girl's name! And then.. lo and behold ... Leo admitted to having touched some girls before!!!! *Selina's jaw drops* And when I say touched, I don't mean holding her hips... and when I say girls, I DO mean random female strangers!!!!!!!!

Ahhh... my innocent dream suddenly shattered!!!! This proves it... there is absolutely NO HOPE for meN!!! Every guy is looking to get laid!!!!! Even the guys you believe are decent really aren't!!!

Which leads me to question my definition of decent! IF all guys are like that, can I blame them? Perhaps it's their in-built design. I mean, it's not their fault ~ it's really the overdose of testosterone.

*Selina wails* But I want to believe in my dream!!!! I want to be the hopeless romantic who believes you shouldn't be sexually intimate with someone you're not in love with! I mean, at least BELIEVE you're in love with the person.. even if you don't know for sure! But when you try to get it on with a random stranger ....? I mean... that makes it sound like sex and love are mutually exclusive. And I guess some people WILL argue that.

But then why marry the person you love? Why not just live with the person you love and have sexual partners to fulfil your sexual needs??

Haha. Perhaps I should take Jin's stand on the whole matter. "Nevermindlah. We can use our sexual talent to get our way. We might as well use what God gave us to our advantage, right?"