ChatWar
The Rulebook for
Verbal Internet Fighting
I.
Never speak
in caps (Uppercase Letters) in any conversation unless using it to highlight a
particular word. And especially do not use it while engaged in a verbal battle
considering it takes up lots of screen space and looks very annoying not to
mention making the person using it to appear to have an IQ of 1.5.
II.
It is not a
good Idea to use insults that disrespect someone’s mother (Momma Jokes) because
everyone has heard them and the only people that haven’t heard them is kids
from elementary school. So if you’re trying to fend off a 12 year old it might
work but otherwise don’t even bother with them and use something better.
III.
When engaged in a chat battle leaving or muting
(making their text unavailable to see) means you cannot handle what the other
person has to say to you and you cannot take it anymore therefore you are
defeated. The only reason that these actions would be acceptable is if the
other person is spamming a lot to you or is a complete idiot but you must have
backup on this from other people who agree this person is an idiot otherwise
you still lose.
IV.
One thing you
never do to combat someone is to spam one word or a sentence over and over
again and especially not to the point that no one else can speak, this is
considered n00bish to the extreme and won’t be tolerated by anyone and if you
do this you are a moron.
V.
Use of two or
three word phrases like “ur gay” “ur a fag”, “ur emo”, “u suck”, “ur mom” is a
instant indication that you have no skill to fight back whatsoever and you will
certainly lose whatever battle you start so it is best to come up with an actual
insult or just log off and don’t come back on for a while.
VI.
When in
battle always come up with a new statement each time you talk that is more
witty than the last or uses what the person said to you and twist it to hurt
them way worse this will help you win most fights. Also keep things fresh and
your material new and don’t reuse the same statement over and over again, you got
to change with the fight and keep things so that you come out on top.
VII.
If you’re
losing a battle and want to save some face just keep your guard up and don’t totally
fold but slow things down to where you both give up and there is no real
winner.
These are the rules of verbal internet
battle that most people would have to agree with totally all of which I have experienced
first hand since
Signed into effect