I hate brief phone calls...
For someone who slept all day, I sure am a sleepy little girl. I feel as if I've been up for 3 days straight. My eyes are burning, and my tummy is empty. I'm craving chocolate (must be close to my ladies days), but the only chocolate I have is Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. I really don't like them, but I might have to suffer through a few to calm my cravings. I know I should eat some real food, but I'm sick of pizza and too lazy to make soup. I don't feel like standing up. I'll probably just make a phone call, take some more tylenol, put in a movie and go to bed.
*makes phone call*
Well, okay that was short But then again, This is a typical conversation between us
*phone rings twice*
Jay: "This is Jay."
Me: "How's you're night going?"
Jay: "Eh, It's goin."
Me: "Goin' where?"
Jay: *sarcastically* "har har, very funny."
Me: "You know you love me."
Jay: *hears typing in background "What are you DOING?"
Me: "Finishing up some blogging, getting ready to take some tylenol and going to bed."
Jay: "shoulda figgered you were on the computer"
Me: "yeah what else does a thirdshifter have to do on their nights off?"
Jay: "True"
Me: "I was just thinking, When I saw you last, I could have shown you my Bettie Tattoo."
Jay: "I don't think you had it in August."
Me: "You sure. Lemme check." *checks other journal* "Yep. You're right I didn't get it til October"
*walkie talkie beeps*
Me: "Don't tell my you have to carry one of those damn things around"
Jay: "Yep, gotta monitor my people to make sure they aren't saying anything foul over the radios. Plus it makes it easier for me to yell at them. This way I don't have to hunt all over the store for them"
Me: "You're such a dick"
Jay: "Yeah, but that's what the way I'm supposed to be"
Me (remembering conversation about what he was told when he got his promotion):"Oh, yeah. The BMOC told ya you had to be more of a prick huh?"
Jay: "Yup. I don't mind though. They've learned to read me pretty well here. When I'm mad, they just run the other direction"
Me: "as opposed to when you worked with us. We saw you were mad and bugged the hell out of you. OR I just promised you that I would show you my boobies, and you would smile"
Jay: "Just seeing you made me smile"
Me: "You are such a dork"
Jay: "Yeah, well..."
*call waiting beeps*
Jay: "I'm beepin'"
Me: "Yeah I heard. I'm going to bed anyway."
Jay: "Try and get some rest."
Me: "you're one to talk"
Jay: "Fine, Have a good night"
Me: "I get to sleep. I will. You try not to bust too many asses tonight"
Jay: *laughs* "I love you."
Me: "I love you too."
Jay: "G'night, Punky"
Me: "G'night, Baby"
*End Phone Conversation.
