It's Like Al Franken But More Cussing.
Think We Said Something That Makes Sense? Take That Shit And Bitch To The School Board.
IMPORTANT: Please Read This First--Ryan Bach//8.17.03//
IMPORTANT: Now Read This Crock Of Shit--Travis May//8.19.03//
Victory Biotch--Travis May and Matt Rotman//4.13.04//
Swan Song--Ryan Bach//9.10.03//
The Continued List Of Funny Names--Compiled By Travis May//9.03.03//
It Pisses Me Off All The Same--Travis May//9.03.03//
Mother Fuckers--Matt Rotman//9.02.03//
The School's Not Really On Fire ... We Just Wish It Was--Matt, Travis, and Ryan//9.01.03//
Computers Are Taking Over ... Seriously--Matt Rotman//8.28.03//
Drinking... A Crime Punishable By Assholes--Matt Rotman//8.28.03//
Maybe We Should Give Baseball Players Needles, It's Good, Cheap, And They Might Lose An Eye--Ryan Bach//8.27.03//
NEW PICTURE:Fuck Yeah It's Another Article About P.E.--Travis May//8.26.03//
Backpacks With Anvils Are No Good--Matt Rotman//8.26.03//
Writing For The Cynics--Matt Rotman//8.26.03//
If It Wasn't For Those Eight Minutes, I Would've Passed Out--Travis May//8.25.03//
I Catch Supreme Court Bombshells With My Teeth--Matt
Rotman//8.23.03//
I Failed High School Because The Line Was Long At Wendy's--Ryan Bach//8.22.03//
Can't Afford Substitutes? Give Them Porn Instead--Travis May//8.21.03//
Dance With The Wealthy--Matt Rotman//8.20.03//
I'm Dropping Out--Travis May//8.20.03//
Parking Violation Stickers Are A Bitch--Matt Rotman//8.18.03//
The Best Thing We've Ever Received, Really//8.16.03//
Metaphorical Bombs In The Mail--Matt Rotman//8.16.03//
MVTHS Against My Review Board--Matt Rotman//8.16.03//
WARNING: For Mature Readers Only. If you're not 18, then don't tell Mommy and Daddy--Compiled By Matt
Rotman//8.16.03//
Have You Ever Had Someone Kick You In The Knee? It’s More Enjoyable Than The Attendance Office--Travis May//8.16.03//
Same Ol' Rotman Stance: Fuck Religion In
Schools--Matt Rotman//8.15.03//
My Own Take On "Gary Busey"--Ryan Bach//8.15.03//
My Own Personal Hate Mail ... I Love This--President Travis May//8.14.03//
Yes! Another Article About P.E.--Matt Rotman//8.14.03//
The Matt Rotman Theory of How to Fix the School: No Dickheads Required--Matt
Rotman//8.14.03//
I Want Advice From Someone Successful, Not A Guidance Counselor--Ryan Bach//8.13.03//
Four Years Equal To Time Spent In Montana--Travis May//8.13.03//
Learn On Your Own Damn Time, The School Doesn't Want You There--Matt
Rotman//8.13.03//
What's the Big Deal About the Moon? I Drive On It Everyday--Matt
Rotman//8.12.03//
Give Those Cheerleaders a Football Helmet and They Are Excempt from P.E.--Matt
Rotman//8.10.03//
Notority At It's Finest: Know The Crew//8.10.03//
Really, I wish people would think some things through--Travis May//8.9.03//
More Hatemail//8.9.03//
If I was 18 Then, I Still Wouldn't Have Voted for the Referendums--Matt
Rotman//8.9.03//
More Pearls of Wisdom From Fuhrer Sabatino--Ryan Bach//8.8.03//
Our First Hate Mail//8.8.03//
Channel One: Informative News Program or Shameless Commercialism?--Ryan Bach//8.8.03//
Before Class Quizes are a Terrible Way to Spend Puberty--Matt
Rotman//8.7.03//
The New Schedule: Less Efficient Than a Quadriplegic Race Horse--Travis May//8.7.03//
Why I Do What I Do--Matt Rotman//8.7.03//
P.E.:Contradiction in Terms and Pain in My Ass--Ryan Bach//8.6.03//
New Trend Spotted, Colleges Love Failing Grades--Matt
Rotman//8.06.03//
Instead of Bringing Guns to School, Let's Just Kill Each Other on the Road--Matt
Rotman//8.5.03//
I Have an Idea: How About No Registration--Matt
Rotman//8.4.03//
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