Two hotdogs were sitting in an oven and one of them said to the other. "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" And then the other hotdog replied and said, "Oh my God! A talking hotdog!"
A family of tomatoes were walking, a mother, father, and baby tomato. The baby tomato began to fall behind in their walk. Because of this the father went up to the baby tomato and squashed it! And said "Ketchup!"
