Four Seasons Health Center in Fullerton
Mood:  blue
Topic: Massage

I saw the Four Seasons health spa ad on Craigslist.  It said new masseuses on their ad, so I went in to check it out.  I've seen some of the masseuses in other AMPs so it wasn't anything different.  Same shit different place.  I got a massage from a woman named Sue.  She had a plastic face and still wasn't very pretty.  The massage was mediochre.  Nothing special either except smiles and an annoying conversation about how she thought I had a nice body for big tips. 

I tipped her $5 for effort.

Korean Massage Parlor
Mood:  irritated
The Asians with pics on the OC section of CL are a total "bait" and switch. The pictures are NOT anybody who will be massaging you. These are a collection of Korean celebrities and models from Korean magazines.

They are posting back to back with similar ads for different KMPs, just using a different Asian girl or group of cute girls. 

Please flag them. It's annoying to keep seeing the same ad over and over again.  I'd rather visit on the fat white chick who is posting herself applying lipstick in the bathroom.  At least we know it's real.

Fullerton Spa
Mood:  irritated
Topic: Massage
Went to Fullerton Spa at 2441 E. Orangethorpe Avenue after viewing their ad on Craigslist.  Crappy spa, masseuses did not speak English well. Bait and switch.  Also noisy people standing outside of window chatting on their telephone.

Katie
Mood:  don't ask
Gentlemen, INDULGE yourself in the hands of OC's FINEST !*
Reply to: serv-249263099@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-14, 11:40PM PST





Let me take your body to dream island I am easy to talk to, and follow directions very well. I can massage in lingerie, and heels. I am offering an Erotic body to body sensual massage. Let my soft hand take your body to dream island. A bit about myself: 100%female, Very pretty petite,100% Latina mix , 5'4, 36c-26-34,120lbs. Silky medium long hair. Have knots in your neck, back hurting from putting up shutters and your a man who is looking for an experienced, honest and hard working therapist. Look no further!! Are you a risk taker,courageous and ready for the ultimate escape!?! Do you enjoy the touch of another sensitive human being and are excited by the thought of Prostate Therapy as a part of your massage routine.Call me to set up appointment.
Katie(818)339-3511 $120 60MIN..... $160MIN..... INCALL ONLY

So, I called Katie from a previous ad and it was different than the above. It was actually a "legit-sounding" ad without her measurements and all that. Katie came to my place and gave me one of the weirdest massages. It didn't flow right and she smelled a little like perfume and mildew clothes, like dirty laundry. She bumped her fingers into crack a few times, tell tale sign of an experienced whore. I did not like the way she smelled so I said, "I just want a massage." She gave me attitude and the massage seemed worse than the "weird" she started with. When she got to the head of the massage table, with her crotch by my face, it started to smell like pee and sweat. Repulsive.

Massage by Mimi
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: Massage
I went to Mimi in Anaheim. She was friendly and professional, not to mention she has a pretty face. Her massage is very firm and if you tell her to work on a certain area she pretty much keeps a firm pressure on that area. She rocked. I actually felt lightheaded when I got up which I have never felt before. I can actually call that a natural high. Haha. The place she works in is kind of hard to find and when you walk into the building it looks very professional and clean. When you hit the massage room, it's as serene and comfortable as most other massage rooms. Cool chick.

Mimi's website is at IWANNARELAX.COM

Raichel Nicole Skin Care
Mood:  cool
Topic: Waxing
I went to a woman named Raichel Nicole. She posted a few times at Craigslist and was stunning. I gave her a call and she booked my appointment. I went to her place and she gave me a good bikini wax. I knew it couldn't go further, but I went there in hopes to see what she looked like in person. Very beautiful young girl.

Her website is at RaichelNicole @ Bravehost.