Deep Thoughts
If you go flying back through time
and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to
avoid eye contact.
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money.
And I guess that's what I like about it. It's
easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that
money.
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap
window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I
guess that's like a regular window.
If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind
your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy
was reading a magazine.
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat." It's
a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming
underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then
all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man
those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red
again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of
honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do criticize them your a mile away and you have their shoes.