iron chef
so in our convo about me dropping ieor & going on iron chef (even though the series is over)
i said i'd just sit there & cry & lose
& jon said i should just present one dish & scare them w/ my audacity
& i said i'd just plate the ingredient raw
& he said he could say in the stands that it smells so good even from there
Jon: I could tap into the sound system
"Fuku-san? What is that dish over there?"
"It's an eclectic blend of Chinese, French and Japanese cuisine, a first here in kitchen-stadium."
"And the theme ingredient? Oh yes, She uses it so lightly you can barely taste it. A bare hint of flavor."
"Ah, the main course is an ofrum wrap containing qasd peppers, with a light yugrit sauce."
"We have a llama's meat side dish, with urawr sauce and a sprig of parsley."
"And of course, the entire parsley dish, for the vegans."
"And duck roasted so perfectly it infused life into it's dull world ofseasonal migrations, that taints the very air that we breathe with sush a hearty aroma that it makes soldiers cry and babies bow their head in reverence. The sauce, so thin it floats on the breeze, so strong it burns the eyes like a vision of heaven."
"And an ordinary banana. Quite avant-garde."
"An ordinary banana, laced with LSD."
"Ah, but 5 dishes are nothing for this young chefmaster, she breaks all records and has 6 dishes!"
"As a young child, her great-grandmother traveled to Eden to pick grapes of heaven, made into a wine whose peak is timed sush that it begins right when the judge tastes it. This wine, over ice cream, made from the milk of 100 holy cows from Tibet, with vanilla beans picked by angels. This ice cream, slathered in the chocolate grown by Spanish monks. All this, on the LSD banana, makes a split so powerful the last time it was made the universe nearly collapsed on itself."
& on a sidenote...we decided truffles was like drugs (1 lb was like $2,200) so our new goal in life is to OD on truffles...
since simpsons is not loved by everyone i will put my joke here haha
me: i need to go find myself 100 holy cows
jon: guam?
me: i was thinking more bart simpson