i've been so stressed out & when i procrastinate i clean...& i found this quote i wrote down on a piece of paper...i remember it was when i was reading some legal studies book:
Those who most need to be made wiser & better, usually desire it least, and, if they desired it, would be incapable of finding the way to it by their own lights.
Oh how true...
As for real life quotes I can only think of a couple:
me: you're so mean connie
erick: you too erick
alex: [person's name] is always doing that. He'll do nothing & then swoop in at the end and take all the credit and make it seems like he knows what he's talking about.
(later)
doug: pot