Ok, this has been my domain name thingy for quite a while now, and
I have
nothing to write about, so ill just find random jokes to put on here....oooh!!
maybe I'll put my email address up too so I can receive e-mails from all my good
friend....(the ones that I HAVEN'T met yet....no, I'm serious...if I end up
getting an email from someone like Jaryd, or Cooper...I swear...) anyhoo....umm....here,
lets start out w/an index of things...then some "what not to say to a
police officer" jokes
Blond
Jokes (coming soon!)\
Random
Rambling
Yo Mama
Did
you know...
-...But officer! I swear to drunk I'm not GOD!!!
-I'm
just trying to keep up with traffic.....yes I know there aren't any other cars
around. That's how far behind I am!!!
-...what?
-Oh, god. You're gonna check the
trunk, aren't you???
-I good you bid evening!
-I thought you had to be in shape
to be a police officer...
-...hahah! that puny little gun
is NOTHING compared to the one in my trunk!
-yes, I'd like two cheeseburgers
wiff extra pickles, and a large fry...
-there's too much blood in my
alcohol system...
Ok, that's all
I have for now, ill update this
sometime soon...hopefully...anyway, if u wanna submit a joke or, u wanna make a
suggestion for this site...(or u just plain love me for who I am) email me
(Alfred) at CaptainOlimar@msn.com
hahahah, no one shall know about
my *secret* writing!!!