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| Some of My Favorite Quotes "Creation of a woman from the rib of a man: She was not made from his head to top him; nor out of his feet to be trampled upon by him; but out of his side to be equal with him; under his arm to be protected; and near his heart to be loved" "A house is built of walls and beams...a home is built with love and dreams" "Believe half of what you see...and none of what you hear." "Even if you're on the right track...you'll get ran over if you just sit there" "Never argue with a fool...someone watching might not be able to tell the difference." "Dream as if you'll live for ever...live as if you will die tomorrow" "I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times I've been trusted to take the game's winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that's why I succeeded" -Michael Jordan. -Advice from your friends in like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. -Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. -Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. -Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. -The tongue- we spend 3 years learning how to use it and the rest of our lives learning how to control it. -Everyone knows where they were and what they were doing when they heard what happend on September 11th. Did you know... -A Saudi Arabian woman can divorce her husband if he doesn't give her coffee. -The 57 on Heinz Ketshup stands for how many ingredients are in it. -George Washington grew marijuana in his garden. -Some insects can live up to a year without their heads. -A giraffe can clean it's ears with it's 21 inch long tongue. -On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. -There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. -There are no words in the dictonary that rhyme with the words orange, purple, and silver. -Most lipstick contains fish scales. -Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. Before the 1950's it was made out of Hemp...the stems and seeds of a marijuana plant. -Ketshup was sold in the 1830's as medicine. -The number of possible ways of playing the first 4 moves per side in a game of chest is 318,979,564,000. -Bubble gum contains rubber. -Chewing gum while peeling onions can keep you from crying. -Astronauts are not aloud to eat beans before going into space because passing wind can damamge a space suit. -Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings. -Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. -A crocodile cannot stick it's tongue out. -A snail can sleep for 3 years. -All polar bears are left handed. -American Air Lines saved $40,000 dollars in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first class. -Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza each day. -Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6yrs of age. -Cats have over 100 vocal sounds. Dogs have about 10. -Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because the character doesn't wear pants. -If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months you have passed enough gas to create an atomic bomb. -In the past 4,000 years no new animals have been domesticated. -Marilyn Monroe had six toes. -Michael Jordan makes more money annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. -No word in the english language rhymes with month. -Our eyes are always the same size from birth...but our ears and nose never stop growing. -Starfish don't have brains. -The average human eats 8 spiders at night during their sleep. -The electric chair was invented by a dentist. -The name of all contients end with the same letter they start with. -"Typewriter" is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. -You are more likely to be killed by a Champange cork than a poisonous spider. |
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