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Kirk and The Hillbillies 

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DISCLAIMER number 1:

This "Billy web page" is parody and satire. This unofficial site is not endorsed by the Walt Disney Company in any way.

DISCLAIMER number 2:

All copyrights and trademarks remain the property of their owners. Celebrity, Disney Denizens and Billy quotes are paraphrased or invented and meant in parody.

DISCLAIMER number 3:

Not akin to the Walt Disney Company. This site main reason for being is. I get lonely, and my beloved dog, Looper has assumed room temperature. So rather than fall into a blue funk I compile this fun (hope you think so) tribute to the Billies.

DISCLAIMER number 4:

The-51 is not a real Billy news site any more than "Inside Edition" was a "real" news show. We engage in rampant guesswork, wild speculation, and pure fabrication for the entertainment of our viewers. Sure, everything here is "inspired by actual events," but so was "Amityville II: The Possession." So lighten up.

DISCLAIMER number 5:
Site best viewed with a sense of humor. The-51 is not responsible for lost or stolen articles. Keep hands inside car at all times. The drinking of alcoholic beverages, responsibly, while reading The-51 is strongly encouraged; We are not responsible for damage, discomfort, or staining caused by spit-takes or nosers. 

We regard facts casually around here so if you spot an factual error. Why don't you just email a correction? If the mood strikes us we'll make note of it on the next update.

Our spelling skills are best described as 'pathetic'. Especially using those d@mn spelling demons, like apparatus, apparent, appearance and cat.

Grammar? Well, our command of grammar is at best wretched. I tend to speak using dangling modifiers so I write accordingly, using them. (see?)

So you may find a typo, lousy grammar or misspelled words. You know what they say. Pooh happens!

But wait! If it's funny. We ahhh.... Meant it that way!

We're doing our best here.

This page not to be taken seriously. DA is not a real person. Don't come looking for him.
He's not here; he doesn't owe you money. If you're one of his wife's relatives he's on assignment in Rio de Janeiro.
If you think you're pregnant he left town without a forwarding address. He filed bankruptcy last August.
Thank you.

 The-51

Conceived by DA

Written by DA

Most photos by DA

Top Ten lists mostly dreamed up by DA

(If you want to send one in that's aces with me,)

Graphics (unless otherwise noted) by DA.

All the Disney stuff ain't mine

Moral support by Crazy John.

The-51 Standards watch dog is Bunk Muffin

Proof reading by Angel Drawers

Jokes submitted by Roger, (Rail Man)

Clark (Super Dude) and John (Crazy John)

Conceptional help and quiz answers by Clark (Super Dude)

Additional photos provided to this site by:

Andy, Debbie, Amber, Roger, Tats, Fiddle Billy, Lisa (Scarlett), T.Lynn. and that guy with the long black beard we always see at Evans concerts. And you!

Any 'gay' sounding caption were written by Claudia.

Site music, "The Sounds of Silence " and "Blue Grass Growing".

All site music approved by Margaret (Miss 88, bless her.)

Viewing support by you, our loyal readers and by local Billy Hill Fan Clubs everywhere.