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Weakly Jokes.
How Funny is This?
Bizarre Things To Think About
Does killing time damage eternity?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up
over"?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns
out of?
If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking
lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets
the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,
'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall
off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar
of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
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Candid Picture
Of A Billy Friend
Serious Billy fan, Mr. Harry Blotto. (Top right)
Harry's turn ons are:
Shopping for hair products for men.
Feeling the wind blow through his hair during a motorcycle
ride. No helmet needed!
Girls who think a full head of hair equals success
in life.
I got like bruises on my butt from this ride, but
I love it!
Hopping the Disneyland fence over by Small World.
Free admission!
Looking forward to an animatronic Ariel in the new
Little Mermaid ride.
Harry's turn offs are:
Those odd balls in front of me ruining my souvenir
picture!
My liver still isn't back where it was before this
attraction!
As the 'elevator' doors close, the Cast Member didn't
say: "If you need anything... Just scream"
The new Cars Land they are building behind the TOT
is suppose to be in the desert. How they going to explain a high
rise building next door?
Why -o-why don't they put the Billies in the Hyperion.
The boys could fill it five times a day.
Wallpaper Picture
Of The Week.
A princess poses for a picture.
Captured during Fantasmic!
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Our loved one
lost
Judy
Click here
for this week's Billy performance pictures
Click here
to compare WDW princess' with Disneyland princess'.
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The-51 presents ten tons of fun!
Top Ten Billy Bald
Pickup Lines
Duane
After 'picking up' a Baby (e)
10. "You're beautiful, and that's not just the Rogaine
talking."
9. "I will shower you with gifts with the money I save not
buying shampoo."
8. "Would you like to run your fingers through my head?"
7. "Your eyes are sparkling -- or maybe that's just the
glare off my head."
6. "Yeah, that's right, I'm Billy Bald of the Disneyland
Billies."
5. "I don't have any paper, but you can write your phone
number on my forehead."
4. "Close your eyes and pretend I'm Dick Cheney."
3. "Wanna go back to my place and see my hairpiece?"
2. There are two things missing from my life: healthy hair follicles
and you."
1. "Wanna buff me?"
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