Welcome to

The-51

A Crude Billy Hill Fan Page.

Dedicated to those who love the Billies, but live far, far away.

It's for you we compile this Billy page to help you keep in touch with your favorite Hillbilly entertainers .

We start with a picture to which I've added a Billy.

I put a Billy in a pic

Billy Duane's great-great-great uncle, Omar. He add a bit of color to a drab, black and white world.

 This page is updated weekly

Usually Early Saturday Morning.

 Special thanks to the Hillbillies:

Billy Bass, Billy Bald, Billy Elvis, Billy Fiddle, Billy Bow and many new and substitute

Billies, for being good sports and allowing the use of their likenesses.

November 22, 2009.

Background: We go to the Curtis.. Errrr Morris Theater. Wrong Billing!

Top most Billy

Current glass is smaller than older one. Sorry I refuse to use a plural term when referring to eye wear. Like, are you rearing a pair of undershorts? Really you got two on?


 

Remember the six simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.
6. See Billy shows

This week our special Billy word(s) to remember are: Never sit front row center.

To decode this weeks special Billy message set your secret Billy Decoder Ring to: 77

 

Here is the hidden message for this week


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Always will'n to help, Billy brushes a fly off'n Billy's nose.

Photo by Cannon

 Billy quote of the week.

"We sure have having a great time here in the Curtis Theater! Billy pauses turns to Dennis. (Can't hear what he said.) Turned back to audience. NORRIS THEATER!"

Billy Elvis getting Curtis and Norris mixed up.

 billy

I really hate that hat! Has gotten in the way of hundreds of good pictures!

A Snaps picture

Weakly Jokes.

How do you make an authentic German Chocolate Cake? First, occupy the kitchen...

.In Sydney, Australia one of the radio stations pays money ($1000-$5000) for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the highest amount of $5000......

I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist.

Early one morning, I received a call from the Doctor's office to say I had been rescheduled to earlier that morning at 9:30 a.m. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school and it was already around 8:45 a.m. The trip to his office took about 30 minutes, so I didn't
have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort with hygiene when making such visits. But this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that
area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, Looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away from where I was. I was a little surprised when the Dr. said "My, we have taken an extra effort this morning, haven't we?", but I didn't respond. The appointment was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal; some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school, my six year old daughter was playing and she called out from the bathroom, "Mum, where's my washcloth?"

I called back for her to get another one from the cupboard. She called back, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It has all my glitter and sparkles in it".

Some Laws of Life
Katz's Law: Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted.
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Krueger's Observation: A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government.
Harver's Law: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry.
Murphy's 3rd Military Law: Friendly fire ain't.
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Perkin's Postulate: The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
Comin's Law: People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
Gerrold's Pronouncement: The difference between a politician and a snails that a snail leaves its slime behind.

Friends of this site scour the general Frontierland area looking for Billy friends to photograph..

Snaps Battane, brilliant phototog.

The Billy Friend of the week.

a friend

Jenny.

You really can't tell from the above, but she's a knock out babe.


Wallpaper Picture Of The Week.

Click on the picture, down load the larger version use as wallpaper.

(Or not)

use this as your wallpaper.

Somewhere in WDW

 Our loved one lost

Judy


 

 

 

Click here for this week's Billy performance pictures

Click here to compare WDW princess' with Disneyland princess'.

 The-51 presents.

Ten tons of fun!

 

Top 10 fun things we did seeing the Billies in The Curtis.. errr.. Norris Theater

10. Stopped for dinner in a near by Red Onion. Was treated to dinner. (Thank you again!) Funny how the food tastes a wee bit better than when that happens.

9. Got to theater half hour early so decided to walk to near by mall. Not wheel chair accessible from where we were at. Looked over rail at Xmas tree, wreath and ice skating rink.

8. Walked back to theater. Joined several other people waiting. The others started complaining (loudly) because they had to wait outside in the cold. Someone inside, noticed us and thought. "I'd better let them rich folks in!" (This is, after all, Rolling Hills Estates!)
So we all entered the theater early. Because of my causal dress and lack of expensive jewelry. The theater staff, when they looked at me, had a certain look on their faces. Like. "What is that horrible stench?"

7. Was concerned how to get wheelchair into seating area. The first row, where our seats were, had slightly less leg room than a modern passenger jet's coach section. They had to remove a ladder from front of the stage so Claudia could get by.

6. Enjoyed the 'Classic Dans'. They looked remarkably like and sounded very similar to the Disneyland 'Dapper Dans', but was not. Weird!

5. I was sitting front row center so I got to be the comedy foil for The Dans and Dana Daniels magic act. I sat squeezed in my seat with my knee in my face as I endured several questions and jokes at my expense. Was part of Dana's ending illusion. Great fun. AND I GOT SOUVENIRS! In your face theater staff!

4. Watched the Billies. They were the hit of the night. Had they had working mics they would nave sounded better. As we were close we were able to hear the fiddles acoustically. The others in the back were not so lucky.

3. After the show, because I'm a web master, I had to wait untill everyone in the building had greeted the Billies before I was allowed to approached them. See (Remember) last weeks Lee Helm column for more info.

2. Dropped off Billy friends drove home and hit the sheets at midnight, Baby jumped on our bed at 06:00 a.m. next day. I love baby......

1. Enjoyed a lovely evening with Billy friends. They were. The comedic actress Merrill Skipalong and Sweetheart, Bertha D. Blues. AKA Irene.

 

One More Time

Billy is attentive

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Made on a Mac

And all the brothers were courageous.

All the subs were brave as well.

All Billies are well and performing in the Golden Horseshoe.

 To heighten your Billy experience, visit

"Fun with the Billies Page"

Da Billy Club message board

The Bayer's Billy site

Roger Bayer's new site is here

  KATS Billy Pages are

Da Best Billy Pages

Click here

  Amber's Billy pages. Very nice.

Click here

Area 51 Glow,

Why is Bass Billy glowing??

This page, which mysteriously disappeared, (of course) is back.

 

 

 Our loved one lost

Judy

Yes, there is more!

Five fun filled Billy pages and one bonus page (6).

Bonus page maybe 'other'.

On to page two. Here

Jump to page three if ya wanta. Here

All the way to four if that's your aim. Here

Okay, wise guy, here's a link to page five. Here

Bonus page six. Here

This week's dated Billy show pictures. Here

Note! Performance pictures and overall* site pictures are from the show(s) we were able to see.

 

All pictures selected and/or approved by Claudia.

Smartly pants captions by DA. Unless the captions sound gay, then Claudia wrote them.

* Overall pictures!! Joke. Get it??

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Made on a Mac:

Power Mac G4, Quick Silver, 1.0 Mhz. dual Motorola processors. Super Drive, (Will burn a CD and DVD!)

Cost when new $3000.00! I got it at a swap meet for $80! (Score!)

Memory, 1 Gig SDRAM. NVDA Ge-Force 4MX- video card.