Welcome to

One of the Billy Hill Fan Pages.

Mine.

Featuring Billy Hill and the Hillbillies.

Dedicated to those who love the Billies, but live far, far away.

It's for you we compile this Billy page to help you keep in touch with your favorite Hillbilly entertainers .

We start with a picture to which I've added a Billy.

I put a Billy in a pic

Billy, strolled around a corner and...

 This page is updated weekly

Usually Early Saturday Morning.

 Special thanks to the Hillbillies:

Billy Bass, Billy Elvis, Billy Fiddle, Billy Bow, many new and substitute

Billies, for being good sports and allowing the use of their likenesses.

July 05, 2009.

Background picture: Chickens

first  Billy

Billy walks on stage to an thunderous ovation.


Remember the six simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.
6. See Billy shows

This week our special Billy word(s) to remember are: bozo and boss.

 

To decode this weeks special Billy message set your secret Billy Decoder Ring to: 45

Here is the hidden message for this week
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 abilly

Billy walks a short distance to the corner then..

Photo by Cans

 Billy quote of the week.

"That was a good one!"

Billy Elvis to the audience. He looked and fiddled at a squirming audience member (Me) as he played the weird music. He then quickly turned to Booth's Booth. Scaring the bugaboos out of the kids there in.

Does Disneyland sell underwear? No? Too bad.

 billy

I love to see the Billies enjoying themselves. Don't you?

Photo by Cans.

Weakly Jokes.

How Funny is This?



Bizarre Things To Think About

Does killing time damage eternity?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

How can there be self-help "groups"?  

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?

If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.




Candid Picture Of A Billy Friend

a friend

Serious Billy fan, Mr. Harry Blotto. (Top right)

Harry's turn ons are:

Shopping for hair products for men.

Feeling the wind blow through his hair during a motorcycle ride. No helmet needed!

Girls who think a full head of hair equals success in life.

I got like bruises on my butt from this ride, but I love it!

Hopping the Disneyland fence over by Small World. Free admission!

Looking forward to an animatronic Ariel in the new Little Mermaid ride.

Harry's turn offs are:

Those odd balls in front of me ruining my souvenir picture!

My liver still isn't back where it was before this attraction!

As the 'elevator' doors close, the Cast Member didn't say: "If you need anything... Just scream"

The new Cars Land they are building behind the TOT is suppose to be in the desert. How they going to explain a high rise building next door?

Why -o-why don't they put the Billies in the Hyperion. The boys could fill it five times a day.

 


Wallpaper Picture Of The Week.

use this as your wallpaper.

A princess poses for a picture.

Captured during Fantasmic!

 Our loved one lost

Judy


 

 

 

Click here for this week's Billy performance pictures

Click here to compare WDW princess' with Disneyland princess'.

 The-51 presents ten tons of fun!

Top Ten Billy Bald Pickup Lines

Duane
After 'picking up' a Baby (e)

10. "You're beautiful, and that's not just the Rogaine talking."
9. "I will shower you with gifts with the money I save not buying shampoo."
8. "Would you like to run your fingers through my head?"
7. "Your eyes are sparkling -- or maybe that's just the glare off my head."
6. "Yeah, that's right, I'm Billy Bald of the Disneyland Billies."
5. "I don't have any paper, but you can write your phone number on my forehead."
4. "Close your eyes and pretend I'm Dick Cheney."
3. "Wanna go back to my place and see my hairpiece?"
2. There are two things missing from my life: healthy hair follicles and you."
1. "Wanna buff me?"

 

One More Time

Pictures too good to only use once!

 

old pix

Billy does the Elvis microphone bit..

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Made on a Mac

And all the brothers were courageous.

All the subs were brave as well.

All Billies are well and performing in the Golden Horseshoe.

 To heighten your Billy experience, visit

"Fun with the Billies Page"

Da Billy Club message board

The Bayer's Billy site

Roger Bayer's new site is here

  CATS Billy Pages are

Da Best Billy Pages

Click here

  Amber's Billy pages. Very nice.

Click here

Area 51 Glow,

Why is Bass Billy glowing??

This page, which mysteriously disappeared, (of course) is back.

 

 

 Our loved one lost

Judy

Yes, there is more!

Five fun filled Billy pages and one bonus page.

Bonus page maybe 'other'.

On to page two. Here

Jump to page three if ya wanta. Here

All the way to four if that's your aim. Here

Okay, wise guy, here's a link to page five. Here

Bonus page six. Here

This week's dated Billy show pictures. Here

Note! Performance pictures and overall site pictures are from the show(s) we were able to see.

 

All pictures selected and/or approved by Claudia.

Smartly pants captions by DA. Unless the captions sound gay, then Claudia wrote them.

* Overall pictures!! Joke. Get it??

Site 
Meter

Made on a Mac:

Power Mac G4, Quick Silver, 1.0 Ghz. dual Motorola processor. Super Drive, (Will burn a CD and DVD)

Cost when new $3000.00! I got it at a swap meet for $80! (Score!)

Memory, 1 Gig SDRAM. NVDA Ge-Force 4MX- video card.