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Welcome to The-51!

A Billy Hill and the Hillbillies Fan Page.

Dedicated to those who love the Billies, but live far, far away.

It's for you we compile this Billy page to help you keep in touch with your favorite Hillbilly entertainers .

We start with a picture to which I've added a Billy.

Billy thinks: "A little TLC, a little Turtle Wax, This baby will fly again!"

This page is updated weekly

Usually Early Saturday Morning.

Billy quote of the week.

"A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in a doctor's book. "

Billy O' Tool

Remember the six simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.
6. See Billy shows

Special Thanks To The Hillbillies:

Billy Bass, Billy Bald, Billy Bow, Billy Elvis, Billy Fiddle, and many new and substitute

Billies for being good sports and allowing the use of their likenesses.

May 27, 2012

Back ground: Odd looking sea shells

WOW the AP price increase! To renew our passes, Two deluxe one with parking, will cost just under $1000.00!!!

I could afford this but it's more than I think the passes are worth. It sad when something you have enjoyed for so long comes to an end. We may be able to buy new passes from the Air Force via a retired friend at the old price. But this depends on the 'old stock' being available within one month of our expiration date.

(The AF is allowed to sell the block of passes they have till gone without adding price increases.)

Story about the Billies here

Sings: "I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lyin' on my Back Cryin' Over You."

"I'll drink to that!"

Chin up, banjo up, PLAY!

Billy swing into a 50's rock'n roll riff. Cool!.

Billy Silence Sam.

Weakly Jokes

BEAUTIFUL !!!!!

WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL
NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.

I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.

A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory.

I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.

KENTUCKY:
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.

Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

In Memorium
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment,
it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person,
which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote
"The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Photographer at large

Qua Change 'Snaps' Caine

"Reflection of a Billy."

Note! Snaps asked us to drop his picture credit.

So all the really nice Billy pictures are mine.. Sure... that it.... Mine.

Wallpaper Picture Of The Week.

Click on the below picture, down load the larger version, use as computer wallpaper. If you don't know how to do that refer to your computer owners manual.

You got one with your Windows, Crash-O-Manic computer..... Didn't you?

The solitary cloud slowly floated by. Didn't stop. Clouds never liked DCA either.

Our loved one lost

Judy

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The-51 presents.

Ten tons of fun!

Top Ten Thinks We did In Knotts Today.

10. Paid $169.00 for two passes. Not for a year (date to date). But for the remaining seven months of 2012.
9. Saw the Wild West Show. The version we saw 4-5 months ago was funnier and better staged. I guess spraying water on the audience (From the 'well') was a crowd pleaser they did it five times.
8. Had a sign made for the front of the house saying: 'Gopher Gawk,' (The name we affectedly gave to the Lindsey digs.) Along with our house number= 515. $34.00.
7. Rode the mine train. During the up hill part an attractive young lady slid back into my lap. I was pleased to rescue her.
6. I used the can. It was clean for a change. Maybe it's true that that Matt guy from DL is making changes for the better in Knott's.
5. Rode the steam train. Two ornery sidewinders held us up!
4. Compared food prices with Disney. (In a few cases much higher! In Camp Snoopy, a hamburger dinner is 'a la cart'. Drink, fries etc way over priced and separate.
3. Talked to the steam train driver. Was told many fascinating facts about the train, which I promptly forgot.
2. Noted all the sprucing up they have done, Very nice.
1. Got into a friendly discussion with the parking lot attendant regarding not having to pay ($12.00) for parking today because I just bought a pass with parking. She said not in this lot and pointed to a small sign nailed to her hut. The sign said in essence.
-"You people dumb enough to buy a pass with parking, to this wonderful place have to park over there (Arrow) across Beach next to La Palma!" This lot, close to the main gate, is for day visitors! We like them 'cause they spend more money than you pass holding freeloaders."
So if you're gonna buy a Knott's pass with parking, first park in the La Palma lot. You get there by driving under Beach. Then walk to one of the parking fee collecting huts near Ghost Rider, read the sign tacked on the side. Then go buy a pass. Simple huh? This way you won't have to a lot attendant complain about the jerks in the pass center always sending people here expecting to get a free ride out of her parking lot!
She decided to be benevolent and let us off with a warning. This time. This was after hearing all I wanted to, I held up our ticket and asked. "How much?"

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Sad news While getting ready to view a Billy show Monday. I left my Nikon D-90, in it's bag bungle corded to Claudia scooter. It was only for a few minutes but that was long enough someone to steal the camera.

Lost a flash unit as well.

Made on a Mac

All the brothers, Billy were courageous.

All the subs were brave as well.

All Billies are well and performing in the Golden Horseshoe.

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