Adding bountiful back beat.
Weakly Jokes
NEW WORDS AND PHRASES FOR 2012
BROFESSIONAL: Your perpetually single friend who is always available
for a night of debauchery with otherwise married, stay-at-home
types.
TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around while talking bollocks.
CARNIVOYEUR: A vegetarian (or vegan) who digs watching others
chomp on cooked flesh.
SINBAD: Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and
desperate.
FREDDY COUGAR: A scary, middle-aged (or older) woman who mistakenly
thinks she's more desirable than she actually is.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out
of an electronic device to get it to work again.
FREEBOOBING: The act of wearing a tight blouse sans bra. Think
of it as the female equivalent of a man's freeballing.
INEPTOCRACY: A government or state ruled by people who are incompetent.
MILLENNIUM DOMES: The contents of a Wonderbra. IE. extremely
impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually
nothing in there worth seeing.
KARDASHIANED: Coined following the 72 day marriage of Kim Kardashian
to Kris Humphries, it means the act of being blindsided following
an ill-advised wedding.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS: A young man of substandard intelligence, the
typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars'
comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food
restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
RECYCLEOPATH: Person who is militant when it comes to recycling
and goes apeshit when you accidentally forget to separate one
lousy plastic water bottle from a bag of trash.
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
TEBOWING: Idiotic move of getting down on one knee in order to
'speak' to some imaginary 'friend'. Primarily used by egotistical
athletes who think deities give a crap about some pass or play.
SWAMP DONKEY: A deeply unattractive person.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise,
craps on everything, and then leaves.
HUMBLEBRAG: An ostensibly humble comment that also demonstrates
the person's wealth, fame, or importance.
ASSMOSIS: The process by which people seem to absorb success
and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working
hard.
SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only to get screwed and die.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly
in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see
what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion
because there may be cake).
SITCOM'S: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What
yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops
working to stay home with the kids or start a 'home business'.
BRIGHTSIZING: Corporate downsizing in which the brightest workers
are let go.
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Photographer at
large
Qua Change 'Snaps'
Caine
"Reflection of
a Billy."
Note! Snaps asked
us to drop his picture credit.
So all the really
nice Billy pies are mine.. Sure... that it.... Mine.
Billy Friends
Cute family with shy kid.
Wallpaper Picture
Of The Week.
Click on the below
picture, down load the larger version, use as computer wallpaper.
If you don't know how to do that refer to your computer owners
manual.
You got one with your
Windows, Crash-O-Manic computer..... Didn't you?
Large
bee in flower.
Nikon
D-90, settings: Auto, auto focus etc.
This setting is tougher to use than you think! You
got to read a tiny dial and set it to a even smaller picture
of a green camera. You 'auto' users out there take heart!
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Our loved one
lost
Judy
Click here
to compare WDW princess' with Disneyland princess'.
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The-51 presents.
Ten tons of fun!
Top Ten think nerds
think about.
10. If you're driving the speed of light with your headlights
on, would it do any good?
9. What makes teflon stick to the pan?
8. Why don't they put Spock on Law and Order: SVU? The episode
would be like 240 seconds long.
7. Doctor Who?
6. Who would win in a fight, Han Solo, or Indiana Jones?
5. If I listen hard enough can I hear a neutrino passing through
my chest?
4. Would the Borg hive mind be susceptible to Jedi mind tricks?
3. If I travel back in time and step on a butterfly, could I
create an alternate dimension where chicks notice me?
2. Are there any differences between Ron Paul's economic plan
and the Rules Of Acquisition?
1. How can I get myself invited to a Betazoid wedding?
If you don't 'get' any of these email me...
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