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Weakly Jokes.
"I want your meanest attack
dog," the man told the kennel owner. "I need to protect
my business." "No problem," said the kennel owner,
"I've got just the dog for you!" Soon they came upon
a large snarling dog, biting and clawing at its cage. "This
one?" asked the businessman. "Oh, he's not bad, but
I have a better one in mind." Next they found a huge vicious
dog that snarled at them and tried to bite through the wire of
the cage. "Ah," said the man. "This is the one."
"No," said the owner. "Keep walking." He
led them to a medium-sized dog, lying quietly on his side, licking
his butt. He didn't even notice the men approach. "This
one!" said the proud owner. The buyer was flabbergasted.
"Are you kidding?! This is no attack dog. He's just lying
there, licking his butt!" "Yeah, I know," said
the owner. "But that's because he just ate a lawyer and
he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth!"
RANDOM INTERESTING FACTs I'M TOO LAZY TO VERFIY
- Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.
- The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana)
paper.
- The dot over the letter 'i' is called a 'tittle'.
- A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce
up down continuously from the bottom of glass to the top.
- 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
- 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
- The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red Eyes.
He was albino.
- On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong Parents,
daily.
- Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
- Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a Few ounces
will kill a small-sized dog.
- Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the
shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
- Most lipstick contains fish scales.
- Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't
wear pants.
- Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.
- Upper- and lower-case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower'
because in the time when all original print had to be set in
individual letters, the Upper case' were stored in the case on
top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.
- Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the
other at the same time.
- Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World
War II were made of wood.
- There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
- The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was
never a recorded Wendy before.
- There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: Orange
and silver.
- Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years
to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
- A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly
go mad and sting itself to death.
- The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween'
was a Captain Kirk's mask painted white.
- If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four Pennies, you
have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins
without being able to make change for a dollar.
- By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't
sink in quicksand.
- The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law,
which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider
than your thumb.
- The first product Motorola started to develop was a record
player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on
the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
- Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat
a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's
the same with apples.
- Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
- The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
- Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book
most often stolen from Public Libraries.
- Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into
space because passing wind in a space suit damages it.
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Our photographers
scour the general Frontierland area looking for Billy friends
to photograph..
Snaps Battane
The Billy Friend of
the week.
Frank gets 'fresh' with an Area 51 alien.
Try saying that fast three times!
Wallpaper Picture
Of The Week.
Click on the picture,
down load the larger version it use as wallpaper on your computer.
(Or not)
A chipmunk and his dog..
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Our loved one
lost
Judy
Click here
for this week's Billy performance pictures
Click here
to compare WDW princess' with Disneyland princess'.
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The-51 presents.
Ten tons of fun!
Top 10 things I did
in the clinic whilest I waited for Claudia. (Knee stuff)
10. Asked a nurse if I could take a
quick shower.. (NO!)
9. Checked the soil in all the potted
plant containers.
8. Told a clerk which ones were dry.
(Most!)
7. After being ignored took a water
glass and watered them.
6. Went to cafeteria asked for a egg,
bacon and lard sandwich. (Not here pal!)
5. Walked around the outside of the
building kicking the rat traps scattered around, checking for
'guests.'
4. Read several magazines: Farming Today,
So You Think You Got Shingles? (Published quadrennially), Lady
Bugs And Your Garden, Mc Donald's Monthly and Gum Diseases And
You.
3. Took a nap in truck.
2. Watched some day time TV. OMG! If
all the unemployed people are made to watch this cr@p they would
move HEAVEN AND EARTH TO FIND A JOB.
1. Drank two cups of really bad coffee.
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