Welcome to

The-51

A Billy Hill and the Hillbillies Fan Page.

Dedicated to those who love the Billies, but live far, far away.

It's for you we compile this Billy page to help you keep in touch with your favorite Hillbilly entertainers .

We start with a picture to which I've added a Billy.

Billy checks for his stop. The quaint mining town of, Gopher Gawk.

 This page is updated weekly

Usually Early Saturday Morning.

Billy quote of the week.

"If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping"

Billy, Yogi

Remember the six simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.
6. See Billy shows

 

 Special Thanks To The Hillbillies:

Billy Bass, Billy Bald, Billy Bow, Billy Elvis, Billy Fiddle, and many new and substitute

Billies for being good sports and allowing the use of their likenesses.

February 12, 2012

Back ground: Blue Bonnet. I can't believe it's not butter....



frat

"Psssss! Billy! Check out the rockets on the babe wearing the red dress!"

 

Billy

"And now, the man with the deep, deep voice Larry looper."

bottom billy

Without warning, the dreaded, Bass Players Claw, struck!

a group shot

Said Billy: "I could do a Tinker Bell marathon....... In a cab!"

where to put ths???

Adding bountiful back beat.


Weakly Jokes

NEW WORDS AND PHRASES FOR 2012
BROFESSIONAL: Your perpetually single friend who is always available for a night of debauchery with otherwise married, stay-at-home types.
TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around while talking bollocks.
CARNIVOYEUR: A vegetarian (or vegan) who digs watching others chomp on cooked flesh.
SINBAD: Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
FREDDY COUGAR: A scary, middle-aged (or older) woman who mistakenly thinks she's more desirable than she actually is.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
FREEBOOBING: The act of wearing a tight blouse sans bra. Think of it as the female equivalent of a man's freeballing.
INEPTOCRACY: A government or state ruled by people who are incompetent.
MILLENNIUM DOMES: The contents of a Wonderbra. IE. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nothing in there worth seeing.
KARDASHIANED: Coined following the 72 day marriage of Kim Kardashian to Kris Humphries, it means the act of being blindsided following an ill-advised wedding.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS: A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
RECYCLEOPATH: Person who is militant when it comes to recycling and goes apeshit when you accidentally forget to separate one lousy plastic water bottle from a bag of trash.
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
TEBOWING: Idiotic move of getting down on one knee in order to 'speak' to some imaginary 'friend'. Primarily used by egotistical athletes who think deities give a crap about some pass or play.
SWAMP DONKEY: A deeply unattractive person.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
HUMBLEBRAG: An ostensibly humble comment that also demonstrates the person's wealth, fame, or importance.
ASSMOSIS: The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake).
SITCOM'S: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a 'home business'.
BRIGHTSIZING: Corporate downsizing in which the brightest workers are let go.

Photographer at large

Qua Change 'Snaps' Caine

"Reflection of a Billy."

Note! Snaps asked us to drop his picture credit.

So all the really nice Billy pies are mine.. Sure... that it.... Mine.

Billy Friends

 

A Billy friend is a friend indeed.

Cute family with shy kid.


Wallpaper Picture Of The Week.

Click on the below picture, down load the larger version, use as computer wallpaper. If you don't know how to do that refer to your computer owners manual.

You got one with your Windows, Crash-O-Manic computer..... Didn't you?

use it!!!

Large bee in flower.

Nikon D-90, settings: Auto, auto focus etc.

This setting is tougher to use than you think! You got to read a tiny dial and set it to a even smaller picture of a green camera. You 'auto' users out there take heart!

 Our loved one lost

Judy


 

 

 

 

Click here to compare WDW princess' with Disneyland princess'.

 The-51 presents.

Ten tons of fun!

Top Ten think nerds think about.

10. If you're driving the speed of light with your headlights on, would it do any good?
9. What makes teflon stick to the pan?
8. Why don't they put Spock on Law and Order: SVU? The episode would be like 240 seconds long.
7. Doctor Who?
6. Who would win in a fight, Han Solo, or Indiana Jones?
5. If I listen hard enough can I hear a neutrino passing through my chest?
4. Would the Borg hive mind be susceptible to Jedi mind tricks?
3. If I travel back in time and step on a butterfly, could I create an alternate dimension where chicks notice me?
2. Are there any differences between Ron Paul's economic plan and the Rules Of Acquisition?
1. How can I get myself invited to a Betazoid wedding?

If you don't 'get' any of these email me...

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The-51's Complaint Department, address below.

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Made on a Mac

All the brothers, Billy were courageous.

All the subs were brave as well.

All Billies are well and performing in the Golden Horseshoe.

 To heighten your Billy experience visit

"Fun with the Billies Page"

Da Billy Club message board

The Bayer's Billy site

Roger Bayer's new site is here

  KATS Billy Pages are

Da Best Billy Pages

Click here

  Amber's Billy pages. Very nice.

Click here

Area 51 Glow,

Why is Bass Billy glowing??

This page, which mysteriously disappeared, (of course) is back.

 

 

 Our loved one lost

Judy

 

Yes, there is more!

Five fun filled Billy pages

On to page two. Here

Jump to page three if ya wanta. Here

All the way to four if that's your aim. Here

Okay, wise guy, here's a link to page five. Here

Site 
Meter

 

Made on a Mac:

Power Mac G4, Mirror Door, 1.25 Gig-Hz. dual Motorola processors. Combo Drive, (Will burn a CD view DVD's)

Cost when new $3000.00! I got it at a swap meet for $100! Score!

Memory, 1.25 Gig DDR-SDRAM. NVDA Ge-Force 4MX- video card.

Camera used: Nikon D-90

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