Thumper7bg: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thumper7bg: i'm tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired
Thumper7bg: mmmmmmmmmmm
Thumper7bg: bed looks good
Thumper7bg: i'm hungry
Thumper7bg: is that you?
Jaded7prb: lol
Thumper7bg: sorry
Thumper7bg: phone was ringing
Jaded7prb: HUH?
Jaded7prb: *confuzzled*
Jaded7prb: OH..you wanted to know if that was ME on the PHONE
Thumper7bg: lmao
Thumper7bg: yes
Thumper7bg: vavavavooom
Jaded7prb: I think you need bed now...lol
Thumper7bg: ba da bing da boom
Thumper7bg: no'
Thumper7bg: i need pizza
Thumper7bg: mmmmmmmm
Jaded7prb: oh...dear...god..GO TO BED
Thumper7bg: lmao
Thumper7bg: no
Jaded7prb: LMAO
Jaded7prb: YES
Thumper7bg: microwaveable pizza is yummy
Jaded7prb: I'll give you sex if you go to bed
Jaded7prb: lol
Jaded7prb: sex IS pizza
Thumper7bg: LMAO
Thumper7bg: it is not, bitch
Jaded7prb: yes...
Jaded7prb: c'mon...you know you want it
Jaded7prb: pfft...I'm yummier
Jaded7prb: lol
Thumper7bg: lmao
Jaded7prb: It is TOO
Thumper7bg: huh? i didn't say it wasn't
Thumper7bg: biactch
Thumper7bg: biatch
Jaded7prb: You said no it's not
Thumper7bg: ohhhhhhhh
Thumper7bg: well, sex isn't pizza
Thumper7bg: mmmmmmmmm
Jaded7prb: BEEYATCH
Jaded7prb: Sex is better
Thumper7bg: crazy girl
Thumper7bg: i ate a spoon
Thumper7bg: long time ago
Thumper7bg: but i ate it
Thumper7bg: yey
Jaded7prb: I'm aware of that
Thumper7bg: lmao
Thumper7bg: i love you
Thumper7bg: you're fun
Thumper7bg: kick me
Thumper7bg: i ate too many margaritas
Thumper7bg: and i have half a pitcher to go
Jaded7prb: You ate too many margaritas?
Jaded7prb: ATE
Thumper7bg: yesk
Thumper7bg: -k
Thumper7bg: they're icy
Jaded7prb: Ah...I see
Thumper7bg: lmao
Thumper7bg: you love me
Thumper7bg: *burp*
Thumper7bg: i love hair
Thumper7bg: it's pretty
Thumper7bg: *tug tug*
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Thumper7bg: ow
Thumper7bg: i fell off the bed
Thumper7bg: trying to open the window
Thumper7bg: oof
Thumper7bg: oh, crap
Thumper7bg: i almost turned my chair over
Thumper7bg: lmao
Jaded7prb: Yipes! lol
Thumper7bg: l ol
Jaded7prb: hehe
Thumper7bg: *watching vh1* denise richards is high on pot
Thumper7bg: i hate her
Thumper7bg: stupid bitch
Jaded7prb: lol
Jaded7prb: how'd you find out?
Thumper7bg: i ate salt
Thumper7bg: *eats plastic*
Jaded7prb: so...what's that got to do w/ Denise Richards?
Jaded7prb: STOP IT
Thumper7bg: but it's just a wrapper
Jaded7prb: STOP IT
Jaded7prb: lol
Jaded7prb: Don't you EVER learn?
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thumper 7bg: i'm going to kidnap you and marry you someday
thumper 7bg: i'm not going to tell you at first, though
TymbirWolf: neat! i am all for it
thumper 7bg: and i'm going to make you write poetry and cut your toes off when you don't
thumper 7bg: well, maybe not cut off your toes
TymbirWolf: hmm sounds like misery lol
thumper 7bg: yeah, i started plagiarising about then
TymbirWolf: hehehe
thumper 7bg: everything i start energetically usually fizzles out
thumper 7bg: lol
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thumper 7bg: you know
thumper 7bg: i was writing a column last night, and i wrote that you're a genius
TymbirWolf: ?
thumper 7bg: i got stuck
thumper 7bg: lol
TymbirWolf: LMAO
TymbirWolf: was it something like: so the flowers should be water every um hmmm day? week? month? Tym is a genius!!
thumper 7bg: LOL
thumper 7bg: yes, actually
thumper 7bg: have you been reading my files???
TymbirWolf: lol, i must read this
thumper 7bg: hehehe
thumper 7bg: dumbass
thumper 7bg: no, it's stupid
TymbirWolf: but i want to read it.
thumper 7bg: Once upon a time, there was a forest full of bunnies. The bunnies were ganging up to beat on some little punk squirrels when they realized that Tim is a genius. So they quit. The end.
TymbirWolf: LMAO thats gold baby gold!
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bringing up an age-old fight over the a perfect circle song "judith...
TymbirWolf: i think i have found a way to show that Judith is actually a positive song!!!
thumper 7bg: no way
TymbirWolf: yes way! it all rests on one line!
thumper 7bg: no
thumper 7bg: lol *scared at the excitement*
TymbirWolf: yes!
thumper 7bg: prove it
TymbirWolf: k!
thumper 7bg: LOL
TymbirWolf: So!
thumper 7bg: *waits*
TymbirWolf: the line states: pray to jesus christ like he knows the reasons why he did it all for you. !
thumper 7bg: that's sarcastic
TymbirWolf: no no! it makes sense in the whole, let me explain!
TymbirWolf: it only appears to be sacriligious (sic)!
TymbirWolf: it relies on the sentence structure!
thumper 7bg: stop using exclamation points
thumper 7bg: that's scary, first of all.
TymbirWolf: why!
thumper 7bg: lmao
TymbirWolf: iwhat if I write psuedo-mexican!
thumper 7bg: what?? LMAO
TymbirWolf: iso anyway!
thumper 7bg: STOP IT
thumper 7bg: LOL
TymbirWolf: i"pray to jesus christ like he knows"!
thumper 7bg: THAT'S SARCASM
thumper 7bg: lmao
TymbirWolf: i"like he knows"!
TymbirWolf: no it only appears to be cririsim (sic)
thumper 7bg: oh my God, we need to discuss this by PHONE
thumper 7bg: you are making no sense
TymbirWolf: ilol!
TymbirWolf: okay i will explain without the orgasmic emphisis
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TymbirWolf: mwhahahahahahhahahaha he he he
Thumper 7Bg: you're mean
Thumper 7Bg: i can be mean, too
TymbirWolf: and ugly
Thumper 7Bg: hey
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TymbirWolf: oooooo and i found the best away message for you let me go find it.........
TymbirWolf: "well i'm still in the wagon at 6 a.m.
and i don't even have a clue where i am
i don't speak spanish all that well
i'm out of cash and i'm drunk as hell
i'm a million miles away from home
and i can't find a telephone
my folks don't even know where i am
hell i don't even know where i am"
"mexico" -moe.
Thumper 7Bg: what the hell are you trying to say about me, tym???
TymbirWolf: nothign but its is sure ass funny to come across
Thumper 7Bg: hee hee
TymbirWolf: and you're a raving drunk
Thumper 7Bg: hey
Thumper 7Bg: you used to be
TymbirWolf: and?
Thumper 7Bg: i had quite a few IMs saved of your drunken ass
Thumper 7Bg: just pointing it out
Thumper 7Bg: lol
TymbirWolf: you're just trying to live up to the great ones
Thumper 7Bg: pointing it out makes me feel better
Thumper 7Bg: one of the signs of an alcoholic
TymbirWolf: lol
Thumper 7Bg: oh, wait
Thumper 7Bg: i just called myself an alcoholic
Thumper 7Bg: dammit, tym
Thumper 7Bg: how did you get me to do that?
TymbirWolf: its the first step
Thumper 7Bg: in your plan to dominating me?
TymbirWolf: plan? heck i could have you at anytime, i don;t have to work for it
Thumper 7Bg: *raises an eyebrow* oh, really?
TymbirWolf: you said it not me
Thumper 7Bg: no i didn't
Thumper 7Bg: oh, Lord
Thumper 7Bg: these people on 'the howling' are going at it
TymbirWolf: lol
TymbirWolf: see it all fits
TymbirWolf: your lust, your alcohol and your uncontrollable desire to lay my bones
Thumper 7Bg: LMAO
Thumper 7Bg: "lay" your "bones"?
TymbirWolf: yes, is there another echo in here?
Thumper 7Bg: *hits you*
TymbirWolf: need to turn that echo machine off
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Thumper 7Bg: this is one freaky movie
Thumper 7Bg: not freaky like how i want to be with your bones when i'm laying them
Thumper 7Bg: but scary-freaky
TymbirWolf: ah i see, the way its not like it should be
Thumper 7Bg: unless you like scary-freaky
TymbirWolf: up for it all
Thumper 7Bg: lol
Thumper 7Bg: *breaks out the whips, chains and fishnets*
TymbirWolf: cool and the bolling pins
Thumper 7Bg: the wha huh?
TymbirWolf: ooo wouldn;t you like to know and try
Thumper 7Bg: bring it all out, baby
TymbirWolf: okies well that was good and i am all tuckered out, you're a machine baby! so i am going to
roll over into bed and snore
Thumper 7Bg: LOL
Thumper 7Bg: yey
Thumper 7Bg: okay babes
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arguing with tym over whether or not to encourage a bad artist...
Thumper7bg: no, no...i like encouraging even someone bad at it, since they love it
TymbirWolf: yes yes you must destroy the dreams of one to save our eyes
TymbirWolf: yes but my father likes to shoot guns i don't encourage that, its unhealthy for the rest of the world
Thumper 7Bg: lmao
Thumper 7Bg: i love you
TymbirWolf: you keep saying that.. i don't think you know what that means
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poor, naive Leon finds porn as he flips through his cable...
Leon: i didnt think the movie channel had movies like this...lol
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Leon: see, thats what i am talking about....even if i meet a girl.......she will probably end up wanting sex
Leon: LOL
Amanda: LOL
Amanda: stupid girls
Amanda: wanting leon!
Leon: i know
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and later, talking about girls who flash guys for beads...
Amanda: you deserve a lot more than a beaded lady at the beach
Amanda: ha ha ha...beaded lady
Amanda: lol
Amanda: sorry, i had to crack myself up for a moment
Amanda: *grins*
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Leon: good gil
Leon: girl
Amanda: LOL, i'm a fishy
Leon: LOL
Amanda: a fishy with a good gil
Amanda: i wonder if that equals a great rack in human terms
Leon: yes it does
Amanda: crazy leon
Leon: hey, did i say it
Leon: crazy Amanda
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to leon...
Amanda: you're just jealous cause you want breasts like mine
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my roomie proves useless at research...
twirler1022: where did you tell me to look? refdesk.com?
thumper 7bg: yep yep
twirler1022: i dunno how to use it
thumper 7bg: lol
twirler1022: and i dunno if that counts as a good source....
thumper 7bg: it's a link to a ton of newspapers, encyclopedia and dictionary sites, etc.
twirler1022: oh, well how do i search the number of people who died?
thumper 7bg: why are you asking me?
twirler1022: death toll, september 11?
thumper 7bg: sure
twirler1022: CAUSE you're my encyclopedia, dictionary, and thesauras
thumper 7bg: no
thumper 7bg: i'm off-duty
thumper 7bg: lol
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brian talks about how long we've been channel surfing...
bcline83: this is so funny. we've been doing this for how long now? LOL
thumper 7bg: LOL
thumper 7bg: shut up, it makes us sound like we have no lives
bcline83: umm... we don't. LOL
thumper 7bg: LOL
thumper 7bg: yes, but i don't need reminding, thankyouverymuch
bcline83: hehe
bcline83: you say it like its a bad thing
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bcline83: if i had my own show i wonder what i'd do
bcline83: oh!
bcline83: we could have our own show together
bcline83: and we'd have this huge couch
bcline83: and we'd watch tv
bcline83: and flip
thumper 7bg: LOL
thumper 7bg: LOL
thumper 7bg: and jordan could sit between us
thumper 7bg: and feed us grapes
thumper 7bg: with those monster hands
bcline83: except we'd have our own tv booths (on the same couch) and i'd be like "hey amanda!! here's one"
bcline83: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcline83: yes.
thumper 7bg: LOL
bcline83: yes.
bcline83: yes.
bcline83: lol
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one of brian's hallmates pays a visit...
bcline83: ok mr. prick wanted to return a cd and send him two mp3s
bcline83: he decided to bring a bottle of smirnoff ice to show off... im like "ok you must be special"
thumper 7bg: that's retarded
bcline83: lol yeah
bcline83: he said "the only reason i keep it in the room is when i go to nightclubs i have to really party" .. and im just like.. "oh" trying my DAMNED HARDEST to hold back the laughter
bcline83: cause dude.. its like 5%
bcline83: "vodka gets me going" ... that must be why he has 5% of it per bottle in his room
bcline83: luckily something happened on the computer so i interrupted him with an abrupt and loud "uh oh"
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thumper 7bg: okay, there is irish bagpipe music coming quite loudly from the hall bathroom
bcline83: LOL WHAT THE FUCK
bcline83: do not go in there
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brian trying to find something for me to watch on TV...
bcline83: channel 51, sorta
bcline83: i can do better, hang on
thumper 7bg: LOL
thumper 7bg: like i'm judging you on your channel-surfing habits
thumper 7bg: c'mon, man
thumper 7bg: i judge you for all sorts of other reasons
thumper 7bg: and you can't change those now
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JasonAJohnsonSC: well damn.. I guess then there is ass, wasn't that mentioned in the bible or something?
bcline83: yeah
bcline83: someone in there was like "ass...heh heh"
JasonAJohnsonSC: but that's not really the same I guess
JasonAJohnsonSC: hahahahaha
JasonAJohnsonSC: Jesus said, "Ass", followed by a mischevious giggle.
bcline83: LOL
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thumper 7bg: weird
bcline83: your momma
thumper 7bg: lmao
thumper 7bg: ooooh...original
bcline83: yeah, almost as original as "weird"
bcline83: ha ha
thumper 7bg: i'm going to tell those bod musicians that you have genital herpes
bcline83: too late
thumper 7bg: there. THAT'S original. *crosses arms*
bcline83: i already got to them
thumper 7bg: dammit
bcline83: and not the 2nd one
bcline83: but the first and third ones
thumper 7bg: now they have genital herpes
bcline83: only if alan's gotten to them
thumper 7bg: LMAO
thumper 7bg: if they tricked him into thinking they were hot ladies and made him stand outside richardson
bcline83: LOL
bcline83: thats so damn funny.
[if you don't know about this story, ask me and carly ;) ]
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thumper 7bg: so what's up?
TymbirWolf: birthday blues.. i hate these days of silent reflection, and sara is trying to put a positive spin on it and not letting me have the self loathing and pity of a day like this
TymbirWolf: but she is away right now so it is better
thumper 7bg: awww, but you LOVE self-loathing and pity
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thumper 7bg: you should do this when you get excited: iellen!
thumper 7bg: it's tym's way of pseudo-mexicanizing things
thumper 7bg: although i came up with that phrase
bcline83: LOL what the hell
thumper 7bg: he's too lazy to do the actual upside-down exclamation point
thumper 7bg: so he does the lower-case i
thumper 7bg: lmao
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bcline83: t hey always tell you not to make fun of other kids when you're growing up
bcline83: but see what happens?
bcline83: it makes them be intellectual
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bcline83: so they're doing this festival of carols thing DURING class
thumper 7bg: LOL, festival of carols?
bcline83: yeah that thing where they sing for about 20 seconds and then everybody moves northward and they do this about 4 times and then go home
thumper 7bg: LOL
thumper 7bg: what an occasion
thumper 7bg: my roomie has to go or she doesn't graduate
thumper 7bg: haha
bcline83: LOL why?
thumper 7bg: cultural event credit
bcline83: ha ha.
bcline83: i have 7
thumper 7bg: i have, like, 12
thumper 7bg: want mine? hehehe
bcline83: hell yes
thumper 7bg: i wonder how we would go about negotiating that trade
thumper 7bg: lol
bcline83: walk into tillman with a gun
bcline83: oh wait.. it'd be dinkins wouldn't it?
bcline83: if we're going to walk into some place with a gun we better get the right building
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thumper 7bg: oh, i forgot to ask
thumper 7bg: did you and God have fun at fazoli's?
bcline83: yeah
bcline83: it was cool
bcline83: he was all "hey"
bcline83: and i was like "hey"
bcline83: and he said grace
bcline83: and we ate
thumper 7bg: LOL
thumper 7bg: so he prayed to himself?
bcline83: yeah
bcline83: he didnt want me to feel weird
thumper 7bg: lmao
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thumper 7bg: purrrr
bcline83: lol
bcline83: arf
thumper 7bg: tommy petted my head
thumper 7bg: HA HA
thumper 7bg: i'm special
bcline83: ha ha
thumper 7bg: you're just jumping on the bandwagon
bcline83: ::rabid bite::
bcline83: jump THAT
thumper 7bg: *screams*
bcline83: lol
thumper 7bg: dammit, brian
thumper 7bg: now i have to get lots of shots
bcline83: ha ha
bcline83: i only get condescending head pats
bcline83: so feel lucky, punk
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bcline83: go amanda
bcline83: go amanda
bcline83: cut his balls off
bcline83: cut his balls off
thumper 7bg: YEY
bcline83: you can imagine the song to go with that i think
thumper 7bg: this time, I actually did the cabbage patch!!!
bcline83: hahahaha
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bcline83: the guy on the right was why i stopped, actually. maybe he's in your cup of vodka, maybe not (as opposed to your cup of tea)
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talking about the payroll office...
bcline83: evil fucks
bcline83: they need to pay me for the mental anguish i will endure over the holidays knowing that i will have to put up with someone different as the editor next semester who will more than likely not give me any smirnoff ice
bcline83: there's my mental anguish
bcline83: they dont know what its like
bcline83: THEY DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE
bcline83: !!!!!!!!!!!!
bcline83: ::sobs::
thumper 7bg: awwwwwwww
bcline83: ha ha
thumper 7bg: i will ask them to pay you
thumper 7bg: oh, wait
thumper 7bg: you laughed
thumper 7bg: sorry
thumper 7bg: lol
bcline83: i was laughing at.. something else
bcline83: my roommate is hanging from the ceiling
bcline83: making stupid ass monkey sounds
thumper 7bg: *looks scared*
bcline83: see, i need to be paid over the holidays. recuperation from a stupid roommate
bcline83: i'm automatically a lot dumber from being in the same room with him
thumper 7bg: lmao
thumper 7bg: SCREAM
bcline83: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
thumper 7bg: MOTHERF**K
bcline83: how was that?
thumper 7bg: shut up
thumper 7bg: lol
thumper 7bg: i hit my damn knee on the desk
bcline83: ::shuts up::
thumper 7bg: awww, okay, talk to me about your monkey roomie
bcline83: ha ha
bcline83: hes dumb
bcline83: ::changes subject::
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bcline83: i dont want to hear that from her
bcline83: the last thing i want to hear from *nameless girl* is that she's a rug doctor, cause that would imply that she thinks i care
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bcline83: ::surrounded by stupid people::
thumper 7bg: LOL
thumper 7bg: poor brian
bcline83: lol
bcline83: except you, you're not stupid
thumper 7bg: i'll get you some stupid-people spray
thumper 7bg: except when i drink a half a bottle of vodka
bcline83: ha ha.. you read my mind there
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bcline83: i cant remember what exactly i was trying to get you to do by yelling 'cheeseburger in paradise'.. but either way your head still ended up in the drawer.. ha ha
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bcline83: LOL
Auto response from thumper 7bg: okay, so i've thrown up six times today and haven't been able to keep ANYTHING down...so pray for me or send me well wishes, etc. don't call, though....the damn ringing phone hurts my head
bcline83: i'll tell god to be sure and bless you when i talk to him later today
bcline83: he and i are going to cici's
bcline83: oops, not cici's... i mean fazoli's
bcline83: he likes that italian food
and later...
thumper 7bg: oh, Jesus
bcline83: see, i could have left a message for him if you said that before dinner
thumper 7bg: lol
thumper 7bg: i'm going to get a message if i don't stop using his name in vain, LOL
thumper 7bg: in the form of a lightning bolt
bcline83: hahaha
bcline83: jesus will be all "i GOT your message right here"
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bcline83: HOLY LIVING FUCK
bcline83: im having an intellectual conversation
thumper 7bg: whoa.
thumper 7bg: you have to post that
thumper 7bg: so as to reinforce that you are, indeed, an intelligent human being to your loyal [web site] readers
bcline83: hmm
bcline83: actually jason is being more
intellectual
bcline83: im sort of agreeing and compromising on points
thumper 7bg: hehehehe
bcline83: ::picks nose while jason types::
thumper 7bg: lmao
thumper 7bg: you didn't pick your nose
bcline83: yeah i did
thumper 7bg: you lying whore
bcline83: i just finished
thumper 7bg: lmao
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bcline83: yeah sometimes this show is depressing
bcline83: but it really makes up for it
thumper 7bg: i feel like i should have popcorn or something
bcline83: ha ha
bcline83: "some kid just got shot and might bleed to death, so im gonna go grab some popcorn or something"
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thumper 7bg: i'll be screwed
thumper 7bg: no, f**ked
thumper 7bg: f**ked UP THE ASS
bcline83: LOL
bcline83: then your rectum will fall out 5 mins after she leaves
bcline83: thats how bad it will be
thumper 7bg: lmao
thumper 7bg: and knowing my luck, a dog will come by and run off with it or something
bcline83: LOL
bcline83: that was a great mental picture
bcline83: "arf! ::sniff:: ::runs off::"
thumper 7bg: LMAO
thumper 7bg: shut up
bcline83: i forgot the ::wags tail::
bcline83: and right before it runs off it'd be holding it in your mouth and would give you that puppy dog "wtf?" look where they turn their head about 20º and then it would run off
bcline83: oops, in ITS mouth
thumper 7bg: *smacks your image on the web cam*
thumper 7bg: LMAO
bcline83: LOL
bcline83: ooh that hurt.
thumper 7bg: smartass
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thumper 7bg: this is the man i want to marry and hump for the rest of my life: http://www.john-corbett.com/pubstills/
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my roomie, masquerading under her b/f's name...
dumb280Zpat: you're the sexiest woman alive, can i have tons of sex with you whore?
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Thumper 7Bg: you're special, brian
bcline83: thats why im going to the special hell one day
Thumper 7Bg: oh, yes
Thumper 7Bg: i'd forgotten
Thumper 7Bg: silly me
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Thumper 7Bg: *groans* the STUPIDEST shows come on TV in the afternoon
bcline83: ha ha
Thumper 7Bg: "how to make blush brushes for all of your ladyfriends using old rocks and rat fur...tomorrow on 'home things' on a&e"
Thumper 7Bg: *sigh*
bcline83: hahahaha holy shit
bcline83: rat fur
bcline83: thats sick
Thumper 7Bg: lol
Thumper 7Bg: okay, so i made that one up
Thumper 7Bg: but it might as well have been that
bcline83: ha ha
bcline83: that was pretty cool then
bcline83: +50 cool pts
Thumper 7Bg: yey
Thumper 7Bg: *grins*
Thumper 7Bg: oh my God
Thumper 7Bg: that cat looks like a slinky
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Thumper 7Bg: LOL
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Leon: ok....you sound normal again
Leon: i told you about those drugs
Leon: not good for you
Amanda: LOL
Amanda: oh
Amanda: i just thought you said, "share"
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Amanda: *poke*
Leon: that's like flirting
Leon: that sure wont do the trick
Amanda: i hope not everyone thinks that *thinks of all the times she's poked sheila via IM*
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Leon: i am so sweet i have my own great scent
Amanda: LOL
Amanda: "Leon cologne - for those days you feel like being sweet, even if you hate the world"
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Amanda and Leon get melodramatic...
Amanda: LOL, it wasn't boring, silly leoj
Amanda: *cries*
Amanda: leon
Leon: leoj
Leon: who is that
Amanda: lol
Amanda: um
Leon: i knew it
Amanda: he's my asian lover
Amanda: :o/
Leon: you go with him over me
Leon: i feel sick
Amanda: i'm sorry
Leon: an asian over a Greek stud
Leon: what is that
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Leon: so what was the reason you picked this leoj character over me?
Leon: i must know
Amanda: spandex.
Leon: oh....ok....makes me feel better...spandex and Leon dont mix
Leon: take your spandex guy
Leon: it will take me months, maybe even years to get over this.....the pain and torture you have caused me.......oh, i am going to lock myself in my room for a year.....how can i lose out to an asian wearing spandex guy named Leoj.......why, buy why???
Amanda: *tries hard not to start giggling*
Leon: and you laugh at me....oh my god...what has happend
Leon: Amanda laughs at my torture
Amanda: *packs up bags, sniffles, and leaves leoj and leon behind*
Leon: you leave both
Leon: what are you thinking
Leon: i will still be upset over this decision..... leaving alone is just as bad
Amanda: then what do you propose i do?
Leon: you go with your heart to you lover Leom
Amanda: LOL
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Leon: please
Leon: you? goofy?
Amanda: lmao
Amanda: i know
Amanda: i could never be as goofy as a girl who would make up an asian lover with a name like leoj who bewitched her with spandex
Amanda: but i'm still not entirely non-goofy
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TripDaisey: i just got in for the night, have class way too early in the morning 8am
Thumper 7Bg: awww
Thumper 7Bg: but tomorrow's sunday
Thumper 7Bg: oh
Thumper 7Bg: never mind
Thumper 7Bg: you meant today
Thumper 7Bg: i swear i haven't drank anything
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Piporpaw: the way your hair is tucked
Piporpaw: looks funny in the pic
Thumper 7Bg: i know, hee hee
Thumper 7Bg: tis why i titled it "me as an elf"
Piporpaw: was it on purpose?
Thumper 7Bg: if i say yes, it will sound better, so yes
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Jaded7prb: Amanda...will you turn yourself into a hot hot man and come be my lover...
Thumper 7Bg: hehehe
Thumper 7Bg: i could try
Thumper 7Bg: *shrugs*
Thumper 7Bg: some more margaritas and i'd believe it
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Thumper 7Bg: i don't know what is a resume "faux pas"
Jaded7prb: lol
Jaded7prb: me either...but I'm sure there are tips somewhere onloine
Jaded7prb: *online
Jaded7prb: Tip #1: learn to spell
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Jaded7prb: tummy ache...
Jaded7prb: Hello...obvious cry for pity...*taps foot*...lol
Jaded7prb: You could go "woo woo woo" or somethin'......hehe
Thumper 7Bg: LOL, sorry, i was on the phone
Thumper 7Bg: i'm sorry
Thumper 7Bg: *holds out tummy medicine*
Jaded7prb: Thank you...*grumbles under breath*
Thumper 7Bg: *puts cyanide pills in the bottle*
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Jaded7prb: Yikes
Jaded7prb: where has my mind been...
Jaded7prb: *looks at gutter* oh...right
Thumper 7Bg: lol
Thumper 7Bg: *looks at gutter*
Thumper 7Bg: oh, wait
Thumper 7Bg: *looks up*
Thumper 7Bg: i'm in it
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TymbirWolf: in honor of the passing of the new homeland security bill i am going to read orwell's 1984
Thumper 7Bg: hehehe
Thumper 7Bg: i have been having those little dreams that come true for a week now
Thumper 7Bg: and today i announced to my friends that i hope wednesday night was the last night for those
Thumper 7Bg: because i dreamed last night that half of the eastern US was blown to bits
TymbirWolf: why?
TymbirWolf: neat
Thumper 7Bg: *ducks preventatively*
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TymbirWolf: you lead a sad life
Thumper7bG: lmao
Thumper7bG: i love you
Thumper7bG: you always put things into perspective
Thumper7bG: and crash my good files with evil links
Thumper7bG: hehehe
TymbirWolf: thats what i am good for
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bcline83: hahahaha my computer mooed and charles
looked around
bcline83: that was great
bcline83: hahahaha.
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Thumper 7Bg: i like it when you pick out stuff on TV to watch
bcline83: hahaha
Thumper 7Bg: you're like, "look - it's the emotionally depressing miner's movie on ABC with the built man for you!"
bcline83: LOL
bcline83: now i'm the tv guide bitch
Thumper 7Bg: or "look - it's the insane, love-triangle-ish movie on Lifetime with the hunky murderous stepson"
bcline83: LOL you chose that one
Thumper 7Bg: you were there first
Thumper 7Bg: i think
Thumper 7Bg: lol
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Thumper 7Bg: you lose your direct connection privileges
bcline83 direct connection is closed.
Thumper 7Bg: :-P
bcline83: you should have lost yours after elf woman, but I played nicely. lol
Thumper 7Bg: lol
Thumper 7Bg: i have pms
Thumper 7Bg: i don't care
Thumper 7Bg: i don't like people very much right now
Thumper 7Bg: so ha
Thumper 7Bg: :-P 8-) :-D
bcline83: you think i couldn't tell? hehe.
Thumper 7Bg: LOL
Thumper 7Bg: yeah, i give it away easily
Thumper 7Bg: pretty much by opening my mouth
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Thumper 7Bg: you shouldn't be asleep
Auto response from bcline83: sleep
Thumper 7Bg: i'm hitching the margarita bus again
*hours later*
bcline83: i heard this sound late last night
bcline83: it sounded like the horn on the margarita bus
Thumper 7Bg: beepbeep
Thumper 7Bg: *vrooom*
bcline83: was it coming to get you?
bcline83: lol
Thumper 7Bg: yep
Thumper 7Bg: well
Thumper 7Bg: i think it actually hit me instead
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Thumper7bG: tym finds it funny that all my i-zone pics of myself look stoned
Thumper7bG: he hasn't seen them; i've just been describing how hard it is to try to take a "i'm not stoned, i swear" pic tonight
Thumper7bG: although the sad part is, i'm heading down to the office to scan in the pics of me looking like a hophead for my friend's amusement
bcline83: i might join you in the office if i can find some food
bcline83: i might bring the cap'n
Thumper7bG: OOOOH
Thumper7bG: lol
bcline83: i need to get brownie points after leaving that quote in lifestyles anyway
Thumper7bG: LOL
Thumper7bG: you just want to see the hophead-looking pics of your boss
bcline83: yeah, i do. LOL
Thumper7bG: *nods* yeah, i know what you're thinking, bitch
bcline83: ha ha
bcline83: ::unscared::
Thumper7bG: lmao
Thumper7bG: yeah *shrugs it off lazily* i wouldn't be either
bcline83: ha ha
Thumper7bG: i should put on office clothes
Thumper7bG: pajama pants don't scream "work"
bcline83: LOL
bcline83: mine do
bcline83: only if i pretend
Thumper7bG: or listen to the voices in your head
Thumper7bG: i know about them, brian
bcline83: :<
bcline83: how does she know
bcline83: i dont know
bcline83: hush
bcline83: im trying to have a conversation with her
bcline83: oh shit
Thumper7bG: lmao
Thumper7bG: bingo
bcline83: i meant to IM myself :<
Thumper7bG: poor brian
Thumper7bG: all right 'hophead' amanda is heading down to the scanner armed with cheez-its and smirnoff
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amanda presents brian with a dilemma
bcline83: hmm
bcline83: that presents a dilemma
bcline83: hi, my name is captain obvious
bcline83: lol
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bcline83: i think that anyone who says that God hates them should get God to put it on paper beforehand
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RoninRoad: i got bored and went to the [nameless sorority's] website
RoninRoad: where they have an ad for a telephone card
RoninRoad: amongst the features:
RoninRoad: Low domestic rate, 18¢ per minute anytime, any day! No surcharge.
Instant conference calling to family and friends.
Enhanced features including:
Voice/fax mail
Speed dialing
News, sports and weather updates
Financial news
Soap Opera updates
Horoscopes
Thumper7bG: lmao
RoninRoad: i know you want your soap updates when you call home
RoninRoad: its prob'ly why its 18 cents a minute
Thumper7bG: that's retarded
RoninRoad: but hey
RoninRoad: it comes with flowers on the card
RoninRoad: thats just so... so... estrogen
Thumper7bG: it just seems so stereotypically "sorority" to me
RoninRoad: well, that too
RoninRoad: but its got flowers!
Thumper7bG: lol
Thumper7bG: poor boy
Thumper7bG: you want one, don't you?
Thumper7bG: you and your general hospital
RoninRoad: *looks ashamed*
Thumper7bG: c'mon
Thumper7bG: i'll get you one for christmas
Thumper7bG: i'll hide it way deep in the stocking, below the makeup and the schoolgirl socks
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Fantasy3203989: Hi Thumper7bG Remember me? Fantasy Sorry I've been away for so long. My site is up now.
Fantasy3203989: What do you mean you don't remember? Well come visit anyway? I'm all grown up now, Turned 18 last month.
Thumper7bG: um
Thumper7bG: i didn't say anything
Fantasy3203989: My PICS
Thumper7bG: biznitch
Thumper7bG: GET THE HINT
Thumper7bG: you've been REJECTED
Thumper7bG: and what the hell is that up your....oh, my.
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RoninRoad: shave your head.
Thumper7bG: no.
RoninRoad: :(
RoninRoad: meanie hair girl
Auto response from Thumper7bG: not shaving my head
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Jaded7prb: what did I do??
Auto response from Thumper7bG: my friends are crazy. sheila has stalkers and yet won't call the one guy she wants. brian picks out frames of people drinking smirnoff ice and forwards me "how to make your penis grow" emails. alan brought cheese back from wisconsin. and my roommate wouldn't discipline her boyfriend enough for me not to have to watch the man show when he stole my remote...
are you normal? if so, message me HERE
Jaded7prb: YOU BITCH
Jaded7prb: lol
Jaded7prb: You come back here, right now, young lady!
Jaded7prb: right NOW
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Thumper7bG: i have learned so much from watching the man show
Thumper7bG: like, never go on the man show
Thumper7bG: and, chicks get topless
Thumper7bG: and forklifts look like they give painful wedgies
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bcline83: we should mysteriously request next issue that anyone who has complaints about this week's paper needs to come by and drop off a lock of hair
Thumper7bG: lmao
Thumper7bG: we could take the lock
Thumper7bG: that'd be funner
bcline83: LOL yeah
Thumper7bG: "oops! sorry not sure you can even that out without a nice pair of garden shears and a blowtorch"
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Thumper7bG: i can't pull an all-nighter
Thumper7bG: around noon, i start to spaz out
bcline83: i cant either :< it sucks
Thumper7bG: coils and springs pop out at random, and smoke comes out my ears
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Amanda: good ol' Leon
Amanda: out supporting those tigers
Leon: makes me sound like an old redneck
Leon: good ol' Leon
Amanda: LOL...sorry
Amanda: *tries not to start singing the theme song to "dukes of hazzard"*
Leon: that boy know everything bout them tigers
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Thumper7bG: http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
Thumper7bG: michael jackson has a vagina on his nose
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Thumper7bG: i'll probably lose my job once the president reads the newspaper this week and gets horrified that we all sound like alcoholics
RoninRoad: sound like?
RoninRoad: lol
Thumper7bG: i told brandi that, if he calls, i'll say, "well, you do the johnsonian for five weeks without drinking, and then you call me"
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Thumper7bG: there was a loud banging in the hall after i got up when the phone rang
Thumper7bG: and carly was like, "what the FUCK is that??? i hope they all die...shut up" cause she was trying to sleep
Thumper7bG: and suddenly there was an extremely loud BANG
Thumper7bG: and she said, "yey! he got shot"
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twirler1022: when life serves you lemons, make lemonade..........then spike it with vodka
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Auto response from Thumper7bg: "There is an amino acid in the penis that makes men evil. It's a scientifically proven fact."
-Dharma & Greg
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Jaded7prb: *skips and hops 'round like a 2 year old*
Jaded7prb: if they skip and hop around at all
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Thumper7bg: i just gave brandi a science lesson
Jaded7prb: about what?
Thumper7bg: oh, you'll get a kick out of it
Thumper7bg: lol
Jaded7prb: is it 'bout the birds and the bees?
Jaded7prb: hehehehe
Thumper7bg: well
Thumper7bg: okay
Thumper7bg: so the condom's on the bottle
Thumper7bg: and the tip is at the opening of the bottle, of course
Thumper7bg: and it sunk down into the bottle to form a little cave
Thumper7bg: and i got bored
Jaded7prb: uh-huh...
Thumper7bg: lol
Thumper7bg: and started blowing into it
Thumper7bg: now, it has a tiny hole in it where i pushed a sucker through a few days ago
Thumper7bg: and everytime i move my mouth away from blowing into it, the tip pushes up and outwards and sticks up
Thumper7bg: and i was wondering how it could do that
Thumper7bg: then i realized
Thumper7bg: and so i turned to brandi
Thumper7bg: and go, "ohhh...so, there's air in the bottle, right?"
Thumper7bg: "and everytime i add a little more air to it, it only lets me breathe in so much because the space is already full"
Thumper7bg: "so when i pull my mouth away, that extra air pushes the tip of the condom out"
Thumper7bg: then i paused and stared at her
Thumper7bg: and said, "well, if nothing else, i can always teach elementary school science using condoms and bottles"
Jaded7prb: and then be BURNED AT THE STAKE
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From Kevin's profile: "you have to have a good story. without a good story its just masturbation."
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twirler1022: WHORE
Auto response from Thumper7bg: in the damn office (mother fuck mother FUCK office)
twirler1022: i'm not funny
twirler1022: i just like calling you a whore
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twirler1022: winthrop sucks, i hope everyone here gets sucked into a huge black hole never to be seen again (minus my friends)
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Thumper7bg: oh, Lord in heaven
bcline83: yes?
Thumper7bg: lmao
bcline83: how may i help you?
Thumper7bg: stop pretending to be Jesus, brian...i can see how the beard is coming unglued and the wig is sideways
bcline83: aw damn
bcline83: cheap glue
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bcline83: ventriloquists are weird
bcline83: i used to want a dummy a long time ago
bcline83: and then i realized i had myself
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TH2extreme: it's a good thing I didn't go with Carly this weekend... I have some sort of virus or something
Thumper7bg: i'm sorry
TH2extreme: prolly got cooties from those damned gay people at the club last night
TH2extreme: hmph
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TH2extreme: oh, sweeet... i'm on your quotes page TWICE!
Thumper7bg: LOL
Thumper7bg: you'll probably be on there again
TH2extreme: probably... listening to me talk is like watching abfab... God only knows what'll pop up next
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TymbirWolf: he can't just be dumb but also inbred lol
TymbirWolf: he is a typical guy who has to transfer blame to feel secure about himself
TymbirWolf: though i am quite curious to hear him try and rationally explain away what has been going on
TymbirWolf: "you see its not like it sounds, much like winona ryder a director told me to cheat so i could better act my part."
TymbirWolf: its simply because he has the confidence level of a woman with a penis
Thumper7bg: he's stupid.
Thumper7bg: boys are stupid.
Thumper7bg: well, not you
Thumper7bg: you're pretty damn good at the analyzation
TymbirWolf: yey!
Thumper7bg: have a margarita *hiccups*
TymbirWolf: yey!
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Thumper7bg: c'mon, tym
Thumper7bg: hop on board
TymbirWolf: choo choo
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Thumper7bg: i love you, tym, you're great
TymbirWolf: of course... thats why i was thinking of adopting the name Alexander, but then the whole gay thing threw off my style
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Thumper7bg: you're a sweetheart, tym
Thumper7bg: sure, sometimes you're an ass
Thumper7bg: but sometimes i'm a bitch
Thumper7bg: hehehe
TymbirWolf: thats why we have stuck together i am the ass to your bitch
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Thumper7bg: i just hiccuped loud enough to wake the mayor
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Thumper7bg: my burning tummy
Thumper7bg: the poor thing
Thumper7bg: *drinks more*
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Jaded7prb: I'm not really hyper...am I?
Jaded7prb: Random....yes
Thumper7bg: hmmm
Thumper7bg: sometimes
Jaded7prb: blonde as all hell....yes
Jaded7prb: No, seriously...I just never thought of myself as hyper
Thumper7bg: hehehe
Thumper7bg: sometimes you get kinda hyper
Thumper7bg: lots of times i'm a bitch
Thumper7bg: it doesn't mean it makes our personalities
Thumper7bg: lol
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Thumper7bg: ooooh
Thumper7bg: one of the goody-bag condoms has an expiration date that's expired
bcline83: LOL
Thumper7bg: that means playtime
Thumper7bg: i want to put the bottle in it
Thumper7bg: hehehe
bcline83: see if you can fit an entire condom over the smirnoff ice bottle
bcline83: yess!!
Thumper7bg: LOL
Thumper7bg: *screams*
bcline83: FUCK
bcline83: my EARS
Thumper7bg: i almost got my finger stuck in there
bcline83: (that is not one sentence)
bcline83: ha ha
Thumper7bg: sorry
Thumper7bg: hee hee
Thumper7bg: that reminds me of scary movie
bcline83: which i still have not seen
bcline83: do you have it on video
bcline83: yes
bcline83: of course you do
bcline83: let me have it
Thumper7bg: LOL, oh Lord...i just shook the condom wrapper like it was sugar
bcline83: HAHAHA
Thumper7bg: "let me have it"??
Thumper7bg: lol
bcline83: the movie
bcline83: lol
bcline83: i dont want the condom
Thumper7bg: gimme a movie
bcline83: you keep the condoms
bcline83: we can trade movies
Thumper7bg: yey
bcline83: how many stretch marks?
Thumper7bg: *almost shoots the condom onto the ceiling* damn lubricant
bcline83: LOL
Thumper7bg: this apparently was not made for men the size of smirnoff bottles
bcline83: ha ha
bcline83: if it was, it'd be ineffective as a birth control method
Thumper7bg: let me try again
bcline83: it'd pop straight up into some woman's poor esophagus
Thumper7bg: i have a feeling i'll be playing the "where the hell did the condom go?" game in a minute
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Thumper7bg: heck yeah...
Thumper7bg: i got it over the bottle itself and all the way down, about a centimeter from the bottom of the bottle
Thumper7bg: ....with a huge hole on one side
Thumper7bg: lol
bcline83: hahaha
Thumper7bg: there's gonna be little smirnoff ices
bcline83: LOL
Thumper7bg: you know, this condom says it's shared sensation
Thumper7bg: but i think the bottle's having all the fun
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LadiaX9: Hey Thumper7bg, Come and see my Website, i have a live Webcam and doing some striping in front of it And your Invited! Click here to enter!
Thumper7bg: no
Thumper7bg: no no NO
Thumper7bg: *cries*
Thumper7bg: i have childhood issues
Thumper7bg: bitch
Thumper7bg: bitch
Thumper7bg: bitch
Thumper7bg: bitch
Previous message was not received by LadiaX9 because of error: Error code 3 received from server.
Thumper7bg: cheap whore
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Jaded7prb: Why, Elijah Wood...why?
Thumper7bg: LOL
Thumper7bg: i'm sure he got paid lots
Thumper7bg: and maybe laid lots ;)
Jaded7prb: AMANDA
Jaded7prb: :-O
Thumper7bg: sorry
Jaded7prb: heheh
Jaded7prb: He prolly got laid a WHOLE lot
Jaded7prb: lol
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TH2extreme: At first, I wasn't sure that being a cosmopolitan [in the "what drink are you?" quiz online] was a good thing. But then I thought, "Well, hell... if I'm gonna be a drink, I'm at least gay enough to warrant something fruity looking!"
TH2extreme: But on another note - one that may or may not be as good - I am 33.5% X-rated. ::sigh:: Why have a penis if I'm only 33.5% interested in using it?
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TymbirWolf: ooo want to hear something funny i jsut told my friend joe? heheh this one is classic!
TymbirWolf: TymbirWolf: damit joe! you keep suggesting various other forms of baked goods when i clearly demanded pie!
TymbirWolf: lol thats funny i sometimes even amaze myself
Thumper7bg: LOL, you just want to make my profile
TymbirWolf: i did once and damit i will do it again so help me jesus and a sprinkiling of mahommad too
Thumper7bg: lmao
TymbirWolf: if i have to sell the souls of my shoes to the devil i will to get on your list baby!
Thumper7bg: done! you're on it
TymbirWolf: yey me, god life takes a certain turn towards the toilet when you ultimate gratification is to be listed on a friends webpage, clearly i need more alcohol in my life.
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My away message for the day after the spoon incident:
okay, so it's like this ("what had happened was..."): i was playing with a plastic spoon, breaking it into pieces and then (of course) chewing on them. i was smart enough to think i could chew a two-inch long jagged piece without swallowing it. :- so of course i did, and then we got to go to the ER, but not the one with the cute doctors (darn it!). all of the doctors/nurses had a lot of fun with my injury, hee hee, calling me "spoon eater" and making jokes. but anyways, all they did was give me juice and crackers and send me home with a bill. so if it cuts up my insides and i end up winning a Darwinian award for dying a really stupid death, please defend me in life because, let's face it - i wasn't ALWAYS this stupid.
Responses:
Strike Alpha: flatware is off your diet little miss
TripDaisey: you will have to tell me the story behind that last away message...did the sporks attack..lol
Piporpaw: That sounds really crappy
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Chris's away message for Brandi after she took me to the hospital for eating a spoon:
Amanda and Brandi had to run out. NOT to the hospital or anything. everything is okay. cause it isn't like they are going to the hospital. I don't want to say why, cause i think Amanda would be embarressed if people knew she swallowed a spoon. if you absolutely NEED details you can call the Johnsonian office at x3419. but we don't want to gossip. cause odds are we don't know you. and probably don't like you. anyway. i'm done. Chris... out. - -END TRANSMISSION- -
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Brian's away message for me after I went to the hospital:
....and this one time.. at band camp...
amanda swallowed the top half of a spoon and went to the ER....stop iming us!
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Kelly's away message the day after:
It's definitely worth losing sleep to get to say that I know the girl, the esteemed editor-in-chief, who mistakenly swalled a jagged piece of a plastic spoon and had to be taken to the hospital at 2 a.m. on deadline night--times like this make college worthwhile, don't they...
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Kelly's away message after our newspaper staff had to fight yet ANOTHER fight to have access to a bathroom: "i swear, i have never been part of an organization that has to fight so hard for the right to urinate"
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Leon: i like those fresh smells...like curve, cool water, eternity, and emporio armani
Amanda: oh, Lord.
Amanda: i would marry an 80 year old man if he was wearing curve
Leon: woah
Amanda: lol
Amanda: that's not cologne
Amanda: that's powerful man-potion
Leon: i used to have it about 2 years ago
Leon: then i went eternity, cool water, and armani
Amanda: *shivers* it's a total aphrodisiac
Leon: lol
Amanda: i will follow a trail of curve if i go somewhere and someone is wearing it
Amanda: graham's brother kept a bottle of it with a tiny little bit left in the bottom, and i would spray it on when i went over there last year
Amanda: and then i would just smell my sleeve for an hour
Amanda: it's like catnip
Leon: lol
Leon: a little weird, but ok
Leon: lol
Amanda: LOL
Amanda: i know two other girls like this with curve
Amanda: i swear, there's nothing else like it in the WORLD
Leon: lol
Leon: well, i will stick with my nautica right now and then polo after christmas
Leon: hopefully i still get ladies..lol
Amanda: hehehe
Amanda: don't say i didn't tell you the secret of getting a woman
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Jaded7prb: but I love what the name of his brother's band means
Jaded7prb: it's CKY
Jaded7prb: and it's short for 'fuCKYou'
Thumper7bg: yeah, i saw that
Jaded7prb: really? cool
Jaded7prb: where'd you see it?
Thumper7bg: on the web site, honey
Jaded7prb: huh?
Jaded7prb: You're as bad as me to look that up...lol
Thumper7bg: you gave me the link
Jaded7prb: *is a blonde*
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Jaded7prb: In the words of Dolly Parton: "Honey, Get down off the cross....somebody needs the wood"
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Thumper7bg: i am stubborn and set in my ways
Thumper7bg: i don't like change in some things
Jaded7prb: Obviously...hehe
Thumper7bg: shut up
Thumper7bg: lol
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TH2extreme: you know, after reading your quotes page... I'm just upset that I'm not crazy enough to be a part of it.
TH2extreme: Makes me feel like less of a person somehow.
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Leon: hmmmmm.....extra mean today?
Leon: maybe you are mean Amanda during the day and sweet Amanda at night......I may be on to something
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Leon: I will be on the news tomorrow
Amanda: how so?
Leon: i picked the number on powerball and will win the 53 or so million dollars tonight...just for your info
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Leon: crazy crazy!!
Leon: insane!!! looney!!!
Amanda: name-caller!!
Amanda: meanie!!
Leon: who? me??
Amanda: *points* yep
Leon: no no
Amanda: yep yep
Leon: stop it! I am not a meanie!!
Amanda: meeeeeeea-nie
Amanda: meeeeeeeeeeeea-nie
Leon: nnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo
Amanda: moo
Leon: cow?
Amanda: ding ding ding
Amanda: baaa
Leon: sheep
Amanda: neigh
Leon: goat
Amanda: "i'm not a meanie"
Leon: leon
Amanda: "yes you are"
Leon: crazy girl
Amanda: *buzzer* that is incorrect!!
Leon: oooh...this game is incorrect!!!!!
Amanda: nuh uh!
Amanda: the answer was "amanda." "amanda." *repeats it like a game show announcer*
Leon: who is Amanda???
Amanda: *walks away*
Leon: thats what i thought
Amanda: *walks back and points at you* meanie
Leon: cheater!!
Amanda: how am i a cheater???
Leon: i dont know......i had to say something...LOL
Amanda: LOL
Amanda: i win!!!!!!!!!!
Leon: nope!
Amanda: yep!
Leon: i am always a winner!!!
Amanda: awww
Amanda: cute
Amanda: but i win this game
Leon: lol
Leon: how can you lose your own game??
Amanda: it was my game
Amanda: i started it
Amanda: oh
Amanda: lol
Amanda: *gets it*
Leon: crazy girl
Amanda: grrrrrrr....
Leon: tiger
Leon: lol
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TymbirWolf: i definitely need to IM you more so i can be more famous on your quote page, cause i am sucking the big one with comments
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Mr Dogson: something tells me you are somewhat of an integral cog in your college's machine
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Jeff: ever hear my biological draino theory?
Amanda: LOL, no
Jeff: you drink a toxin (Mr. Jose Cuervo) and it kills what's making you sick, so once you're over being sick from the toxin, you are well again
Amanda: hmmm
Amanda: that's a good idea
Amanda: or just a darn good excuse to get trashed a lot
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TymbirWolf: this country this world this everything makes me ill to be breathing
Thumper7bg: let's build a rocket to the moon
Thumper7bg: and then blow up earth like marvin the martian
Thumper7bg: cause he was cool
TymbirWolf: lol
Thumper7bg: well, maybe farther away
TymbirWolf: good idea
TymbirWolf: mars then?
Thumper7bg: he never really thought the distance thing through
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Mike: so how's the cleaning coming?
Amanda: good, good - my side of the room looks MUCH less like it's been ransacked by an F5
Amanda: more like an F2 right now...i'll get it down to an orderly breeze by 1 a.m.
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Leon: lol......oh.......see, you and your crazy mind
Leon: getting me all confused
Amanda: sorry
Amanda: i have an easy way of doing that
Leon: its ok....i make it through ok
Amanda: good
Amanda: it's good to know i don't entirely leave a trail of confused and sad people
Leon: i am one that can find the way
Amanda: yey
Leon: i just follow the trail back
Amanda: lol
Amanda: do you leave bread crumb trails? marshmellows? clemson paraphernalia?
Leon: Clemson paws
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Bob the Cow: where you be at.... you
Ezrachicky: i be at my room, biatch
Ezrachicky: why?
Ezrachicky: am i somewhere else too? :o/
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Thumper7bg: someone just made me write an ode to wal-mart
Jaded7prb: lmao
Jaded7prb: Why?
Thumper7bg: cause he's weird
Thumper7bg: he wrote one about stoned horses
Thumper7bg: so i wrote one about wal-mart
Jaded7prb: uhhh....
Jaded7prb: y'all need hobbies
Thumper7bg: well, he does
Thumper7bg: i humored him 'cause i'm talking to leon
Thumper7bg: lol
Jaded7prb: So it's Leon who said that? or...
Thumper7bg: oh, no, lmao
Jaded7prb: Just wonderin'...lol
Jaded7prb: so...can I see the ode to Wal-Mart? hehe
Thumper7bg: Thumper7bg: wal-mart
ode to thy beautiful store
i have visited thee thrice this week
you lead me to androgyny, with your colorful ties and my lack of dresses
i buy pollyana and 13 ghosts to display my eroticism towards movies
and yet i still must have thy hot pockets and cinnamon buns
i find myself lucky amongst thy magazines
but alas, i must bid thee farewell
so goodbye, my love, goodbye
i shall return tomorrow
fin.
Jaded7prb: LMAO
Thumper7bg: *takes a sad bow*
Jaded7prb: *pats you on the head*
Thumper7bg: thanks
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Leon: you cant handle me in a duel
Leon: you must be in top shape for it
Amanda: oh, stop talking the talk
Amanda: lol
Amanda: let's just go head to head
Leon: lol...i talk the talk and walk the walk
Amanda: men
Leon: women
Amanda: boys
Leon: girls
Amanda: cats
Leon: dogs
Amanda: moo
Leon: ??
Amanda: i win!
Leon: moo isnt really a word....LOL....winning by making sounds
Amanda: uh huh
Amanda: *nods*
Leon: cheater!!!
Amanda: you are???
Leon: did I win??
Amanda: nope
Leon: then nope
Leon: you are
Amanda: i'm not a cheater
Amanda: i just mooed
Amanda: it happens
Amanda: baaaa
Leon: are you a farm animal now? LOL
Leon: if you didnt have such a cute butt, I would not allow such a tainted victory......but, cute butts are a weakness of mine....lol, so I will allow for the win to stand
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Thumper7bg: *sighs*
Thumper7bg: let it go
Thumper7bg: i mean, i know we had that one steamy night
Thumper7bg: but it was JUST A FLING, okay?
Thumper7bg: stop calling me
Thumper7bg: stop calling my mom
Thumper7bg: stop calling my baby daddy
Thumper7bg: and stop leaving notes on my mercedes benz
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Amanda: so amanda's brilliant ideas aren't so brilliant [when they involve illegal taping in the sears electronic section]
Amanda: maybe even a little dangerous
Leon: lol...maybe not so blilliant
Amanda: can i use that word in my paper? lol
Leon: lol
Leon: yes, I will allow you to use it
Leon: as long as you promise you put my credit at the bottom of the pate
Leon: page
Leon: what is wrong with me
Amanda: i'll put the little c in a circle symbol
Leon: good
Amanda: "this was not a blilliant© idea"
Leon: lol
Leon: maybe I will start replacing letters in words with "L".....L is for LEON
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Amanda: *wonders if leon left again*
Leon: no suck luck
Leon: such...lol
Amanda: hmmm
Leon: back to my bad typing
Amanda: oh, i just wondered if you were reading a dollar-store thesaurus
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Leon: why aren't there more girls like you?
Amanda: i think God accidentally dropped me but was too embarrassed to throw me away, so He just brushed the dirt off and kept quiet
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Leon: you arent helping me much here.....how am i supposed to impress the ladies with no knowledge from the sex master
Thumper7bg: i'm sorry
Thumper7bg: i was trying to find funny quotes to put on my new profile page that i'm working on
Leon: its ok.....i am just kidding
Thumper7bg: yey
Thumper7bg: i fixed it
Leon: good for you
Thumper7bg: okay
Thumper7bg: um
Thumper7bg: hmmm
Thumper7bg: so there are birds
Thumper7bg: and then there are bees
Leon: lol.....
Thumper7bg: and they, uh, they kiss
Thumper7bg: no, wait
Thumper7bg: that would hurt
Thumper7bg: b/c the bees could sting the birds
Thumper7bg: gimme a minute
Leon: lol
Thumper7bg: um
Thumper7bg: they both like flowers
Thumper7bg: that's it
Thumper7bg: and the flowers are the women
Thumper7bg: and the birds and bees are the men
Thumper7bg: and, uh...it has something to do with pollen
Thumper7bg: so anyway
Thumper7bg: they fertilize the flowers
Thumper7bg: and then the flowers grow babies
Thumper7bg: and the storks come for the babies
Thumper7bg: and they bring them to the hospitals
Thumper7bg: all thanks to the birds and the bees
Thumper7bg: *looks pleased*
Thumper7bg: did that help?
Thumper7bg: think you can get chicks now?
Thumper7bg: *wonders if leon left after a few minutes*
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Jaded7prb: OMG
Jaded7prb: OMG
Jaded7prb: OMG
Thumper7bg: cm'on
Thumper7bg: stop playing with your vibrator and actually TALK
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Thumper7bg: OMG
Thumper7bg: OMG
Thumper7bg: OMG
Thumper7bg: OMG
Thumper7bg: did you see that??????????????????
Jaded7prb: Stop playin' w/ your vibrator and TALK
Thumper7bg: LMAO
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Thumper7bg: NO
Thumper7bg: wow
Thumper7bg: this message went through
Thumper7bg: graham would like this link
Thumper7bg: he loves redheads
Thumper7bg: hi
Thumper7bg: i'm naked
Thumper7bg: will you put lotion on me?
Thumper7bg: it's coconut
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PWilli4321: hey tell carly she cant talk to pat on IM.
PWilli4321: they do great when they are together and then f**k it all up with a misunderstanding thru the joys of interpreting typed words on a screen
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Thumper7bg: it was when the gay man at blockbuster felt free to walk up behind me, tap me on the shoulder, and say, "hi again! how are you?" that i decided i need a life
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Jaded7prb: Today, I went by blockbuster to buy a couple more pre-viewed dvds (I picked up Harry Potter and A.I. btw) anyway, when I was checkin' out the chick was tryin' to sell me this ten rental pass...you've prolly seen it at the Blockbuster up there...and I said I don't rent much and declined. She explained how even if I miss a few days I'll be payin' only like a dollar more than the price of buyin' Spiderman (I didn't want to tell her..I prolly won't buy Spiderman anyway)...and then she added at then end, "...and you're in here every week anyway"......it was then that I knew that I had no life whatsoever..and I blame you...lol
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[Away message from Thumper7bg: I am singing in the shower, I will return with my rubber duckie and my mind soon :)
Idle time: 4:07]
Bob the Cow13: hey i'll sit on two names
Bob the Cow13: claiming be "showering"
Ezrachicky: oh my Lord
Ezrachicky: my away message for my other name DOES say i'm showering
Ezrachicky: :o/
Bob the Cow13: yeah that's right
Bob the Cow13: embarrassing for you
Bob the Cow13: you were all like...mom i'm mature enough
Bob the Cow13: but this just proves it
Bob the Cow13: you aren't. you aren't ready for two screen names
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Proposed Posted Feedback to TheJohnsonian.com:
Topic: Editorial
Name: You know who [a.k.a., 'kevin bruce']
Email: me@aol.com
Location: here
Occupation: posting feedback
Comment:
remember that time i pimped you on the tom glavine thing?
(this message comes after one night in the office in which Amanda told Kevin she bet he had no idea who Tom Glavine was, and he responded with even the most intimate of biographical details regarding Tom's childhood through his MLB career)
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i win:
TH2extreme: I have decided that with one simple phrase, I can accomplish two things.
Auto response from Thumper 7Bg: i am eating cheez-its and watching looney tunes...(or something just as mindless) in other words, i'm away mind and body...leave a message *beep*
TH2extreme: No, no, please don't stop eating Cheez-it's and watching Looney Tunes. I'll just go ahead and tell you what those two things I can do are, as well as the phrase.
TH2extreme: First off, with this phrase I can get you to laugh. Second, I can piss off Kelly if you put it on your quotes page before she puts it on her profile. Oh, yes, I'm evil. Wanna hear the phrase?
TH2extreme: Good, I'm glad you agree with me in my one-sided conversation. Anyway, the phrase is: "Laughter should be contagious. Like herpes."
TH2extreme: Yes, I know, giggle away. Kelly and I laughed hysterically after I said it.
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Leon: thats pretty cool......see, its the people you know...lol
Amanda: hehehe
Amanda: and knowing an editor is a good deal
Leon: lol.....i will wait and see on that one
Amanda: hehehe
Amanda: i get free CDs
Amanda: i get to interview some cool people
Leon: all i here is "I".."I"....and more "I"....LOL.....
Leon: hear not here...but you probably get it
Amanda: hehehe
Amanda: so you think you're funny, huh
Amanda: lol
Leon: yes
Amanda: smarty pants
Leon: yes
Amanda: lol
Amanda: agreeable, eh?
Leon: yes
Leon: lol
Amanda: this is fun
Amanda: so you love the dolphins?
Leon: yes
Amanda: and the braves?
Leon: yes
Amanda: and your name is leon?
Leon: yes
Amanda: and my name is sweetheart?
Leon: yes
Amanda: hehehe
Amanda: you win
Leon: yes!!!
Amanda: LOL
Amanda: cutie
Leon: lol
Amanda: good call
Leon: i always seem to win our battles
Amanda: *suddenly realizes she has to win one*
Leon: easier said than done
Amanda: oooh
Amanda: tough guy
Leon: lol
Leon: you stand no chance in a battle with the master or technique
Amanda: LOL
Amanda: care to put your money where your mouth is?
Leon: yes
Amanda: all right
Amanda: i challenge you to a duel
Amanda: hmmm
Amanda: is that right?
Leon: what kind of duel are we talking about?
Amanda: i dunno
Amanda: one i can win
Leon: lol....so no duel
Leon: ooooooooh
Amanda: yeeeeeeeeees?
Leon: you cant win a duel against me
Amanda: i so can
Leon: you so cant
Amanda: i so can
Leon: lol
Amanda: *realizes this may go on for a while