"833 ft. = Area of Thong" -Mrs. Edwards

"...I'm gonna wait." - Mr. Shreve

"JOHN HURT!!!!!!" - Mrs. Clark

"For sh**z and giggles!" - Brian

"Big monster magical moustache man!" - Vanessa

"I am VERY disappointed." - Mrs. Clark

"We tried and tried AND TRIED and we still couldn't make a child. So we just adopted Heather."

Mrs. Graham's Section

"YOU TWO ARE GOING ON MY SH** LIST!!!" - Mrs. Graham

"SHUT UP!!" - Mrs. Graham

"You stupid anti-humans!" - Mrs. Graham

"....so it's my decision--if you don't like it, then f**k you." - Mrs. Graham

"IT IS EXTREMELY DISRESPECTFUL TO SPEAK IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE AROUND PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!!!"
::five minutes later::
"Ah, alors tu parles francais? Tres intersant!!" - Mrs. Graham