Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?
How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?
Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them?
If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?
Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
Do they re-use body bags? Or do they throw them away and get new ones? The people using them wouldn’t care anyway?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway?
If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
Why is there an L in NOEL?
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
Do pigs pull ham strings?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was
Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Does a postman deliver his own mail?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?How fast do hotcakes sell?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?