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Children's Books That Didn't Make It


1.) "You're different and that's bad"

2.) "Fun Four-Letter Words To Know And Share"

3.) "Curious George And The High-Voltage Fence"

4.) "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Outlet Be Friends?"

5.) "Grandpa Gets A Casket"

6.) "The Magical World Inside Your Old Refrigorator"

7.) "The Pop-up Book Of Human Anatomy"

8.) "Strangers Have The Best Candy"

9.) "Robert: Dad's New Wife"

10.) "The Kids' Guide To Hitchhiking"


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