** HCW Warpzone is about to air on the UPN network, right after some stupid filler show that UPN signed to a one night gig. 'My Sacrafice' by Creed then picks up over the HCW PA as it starts to flash HCW superstars, then shows Maniac holding the HCW TV title belt, bloody and laying over Ghanja's body. Then switches to Cane with the International Championship strapped over his shoulder, arms in the air. The scene then switches to the HCW camera panning around the arena, getting shots of the fans, holding up signs in support of their favorite superstars. Now finally it switches back to Josh Young and Jarrod Steele for HCW Warpzone Commentary.

Jarrod: Tonight we are set to crown the first ever HCW champion!

Josh: My bet was on Maniac to win the belt, but he was taken out of the tournament because of a death in the family, our prayers are out to him and his family for this.

Jarrod: It's his excuse to get out of getting his first HCW loss, because he knew it was going to happen sooner or later, he is hoping for later. Not his second freaking show!

** Smack!

Josh: Try to be considerate, understanding.

Jarrod: Tried once, didn't work too well for me, it's not in my persona.

Josh: We can tell, we can really tell.

Jarrod: My pick is Ghanja to win this one, he'll tear Cane up in the opening round and come out proving he is the best in the HCW today!

Josh: Cane will tear him, rip him, to shreds.

Jarrod: We'll see about that now won't we Josh?

Josh: That you're wrong again?

Jarrod: NO! (throwing a fit) NO! NO! NO!

Josh: Big baby... (sighs)

Jarrod: (crying) I hate you!

Josh: Like wise... (sighs) Take it away Stephanie, I'm fearing I'll kill him if we continue speaking without a match as our common interest to converse about.

** Stephanie Gorwalski begins to laugh at Josh's last comments.

1st Round Tourney Matches

Cane v. Ghanja

Stephanie: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 275-pounds, he is the HCW International current reigning champion, he is the one, the only, Cane!

'Thug Superstar' by Cypress Hill hits the HCW PA as Cane walks to the ring with HCW International Championship draped over his shoulder, to a loud and proud reception by the HCW fans, his fans.

Stephanie: His opponent, weighing in at, 265-pounds, he is the HCW Carnage Champion...

** Stephanie Gorwalski is interrupted by the loud and enormous amount of booing.

Crowd: Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!

Stephanie: The most hated man in HCW... Ghanja!

** 'Ghanja's Theme' picks up across the HCW PA as Ghanja walks to the ring with the C. Championship strapped over his shoulder, and taking in the boos of the fans. After Ghanja climbs into the ring, the referee takes his title, as he took Cane's, and puts hands it to the time-keeper, the referee calls for the bell.

Josh: That's referee Buzz Leer, he's been with the company since it started, an original UWF official, he'll be sure to call this match straight down the middle.

Jarrod: I don't trust him...

Josh: Cause you're an idiot.

** Ding!

** Ghanja and Cane start to circle one another, then tie-up. Cane forces Ghanja into the corner turnbuckle and then whips him out and slams him on the mat with a tremendous throw. Ghanja then jumps up and drops Cane down with a dropkick, followed by an armbar leg scissors choke. Cane twists and turns to try to get up and out of the hold, but Ghanja puts pressure on both the elbow and neck of Cane and putting him back in his place. Cane struggles over and eventually adjusts himself and lifts Ghanja up and power bombs him into the mat. Both men down as Cane grabs his arm in pain. Ghanja gets up, as does Cane. Ghanja dropkicks Cane to his left knee, but only manages to stun him and make him wobble a little bit forwards. Ghanja then lunges forward from behind Cane's left knee and takes him down with a chop block. Ghanja then goes to lock that left knee into a half boston crab, but Cane fights him off and throws him outside of the ring.

Josh: Cane showing his heart!

Jarrod: Ghanja is a true artist in the ring.

Josh: Nothing compared to Cane... Then again Eric Davenport's wife, oh she's damn good lookin'.

Jarrod: Why isn't he in the tourney?

Josh: Signed a contract too late.

Jarrod: What a coincidence.

** Cane is catching a breather in the ring as Ghanja works his way up and then lifts the ring apron and starts surfing under the ring for a weapon to help assist him, seeing as how it's perfectly legal in the HCW, to use a weapon in your HCW matches, hardcore all the time, anytime. Ghanja then throws the apron down and just grabs a steel chair from ringside and rolls back in the ring with it as Cane runs at him, but gets decked with a chair. Ghanja locks in a camel clutch with his knee wrenched in the back of Cane. Cane is reaching for the ropes, but is just barely out of reach. Cane stretched out and just barely grabs the bottom rope and Ghanja relinquishes the hold and grabs the chair and drops it flat across Cane's back. Knocking Cane back down to the mat, holding his bat. Ghanja then lifts Cane up and then applies a dragon sleeper. Right then, Triple H emerges from the crowd with a pair of brass knuckles on his hand and takes out Ghanja across the back of the neck then as he falls he flips him over on his back and jumps up to the top of the turnbuckle/ropes and plants 'Suicidal Attempts' on him and exits the ring up the ramp with a huge grin across his face, and the fans ecstatic that somebody helped Cane out and made sure to help make sure Ghanja doesn't make it past him and have a higher chance to become champion.

Jarrod: MY BET IS SCREWED!

Josh: Sucker! That's Suicidal Scotty Styles! Making his televised HCW debut by interfering against supposed long nemesis, Ghanja!

** Cane gets up and lifts Ghanja to his feet and launches him to the ropes and drops him with a swinging choke slam and falls flat on his back, as if that took every ounce of strength he had left in him, then he pops up, sitting still and swings to his feet as he lifts Ghanja up and drops him with the, 'Eduxation' and covers, 1... 2... 3...

Winner: Cane

Jarrod: Buzz Leer screwed Ghanja! HE HAD HIS SHOULDER UP! I SAW IT DAMN IT!

Josh: Shut up you moron! You owe me twenty dollars cause you lost!

Jarrod: Fine, I place a new bet and double it, I bet that Beef Show wins the tournament!

Josh: Sixty bucks in one night, damn I'm good.

Jarrod: We'll see... (sly snicker)

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Jarrod: Up next we have Iron Man and Beef Show, now if you ask me...

Josh: (interrupting) Which we never do. (giggles)

Jarrod: (annoyed) Anyways, if you ask me, Iron Man has size, but has not yet figured out how to use it to his best advantage, so my guess is that he will lose to the man that is... Beef Show!

Iron Man v. Beef Show

Stephanie: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 300-pounds, being accompanied by Sexy Linda, The Iron Man!

'The nWo Wolfpac Theme' picks up as Iron Man walks to the ring down the ramp with Sexy Linda by his side and the HCW fans cheering and chanting his name.

Stephanie: His opponent, weighing in at 230-pounds, he is the HCW Cruiserweight Champion, The Beef Show!

'Anger Risen' by Jerry Catrell hits the HCW PA as Beef Show walks to the ring with HCW Cruiserweight Championship strapped around his waist, and the fans booing him, and him loving every second of it. The referee takes the title and hands it to the time-keeper as he then signals for the bell to begin the match.

** Ding!

** Beef Show lifts his hands and shakes his fingers up and down, mocking Iron Man, pretending to be scared. Iron Man then runs and knocks Show's head off with a power clothesline, Iron Man laughs at him as he lifts him up and holds him in a double, two handed, choke hold. The refree gets to four before Iron Man drops to his knees, slamming Beef Show to the mat. Iron Man pins Show without any hook of the let, just his body over him, 1... 2... Kick out by Show, just barely. Show gets up and Iron launches a big boot at him, but Show ducks out of the way and Iron lands his foot over the rope in an awkward position, as Show grabs the top rope and starts shaking it up and down.

Jarrod: YEAH! YEAH! SHOW HIM BEEF SHOW!

Josh: Oi... Me have headache...

Jarrod: Cause I finally win! I'm RIGHT!!!

Josh: No, the sound of something very annoying keeps buzzing in my ear... It sounds a lot like... YOU!

Jarrod: Real funny jackass!

Josh: (grins) I know...

** Beef then hooks Iron Man and suplex him off the ropes and swings over in a cover, 1... 2... 3NO! Iron just manages the shoulder up. Iron Man tries to recollect himself, but Beef Show runs over and delivers a kick right to Iron Man's sternum, knocking the wind out of him. Beef Show then signals for the, 'Big Beef', but then, 'Unforgiven II' with no lyrics, jus the actual music, by Metallica picks up. Beef Show looks up the ramp and starts searching for Blazin' Amazin', but can't see him coming down the ramp. Right then from the crowd, Blazin' Amazin' appears with a steel chair and slides into the ring, stalking Beef Show. Show lifts Iron Man to his feet, then looks back at the tron and ses Blazin' behind him with a chair. Blazin' launches the chair at him, but Show ducks and Blazin' nails Iron Man right in between the eyes with a chair shot. Then comes back and gets Show with a shot to the face. Blazin' picks up Show and drops him with the, 'Blazin' Bomb' and exits the ring backup the ramp. Show crawls and crawls and clenges the bottom rope, trying to gather enough strength to continue the match.

Jarrod: FUCK ME DAMN IT! MY PICKS ALWAYS GET SCREWED!

Josh: They ain't homo like you man...

Jarrod: Grrr! (angered)

** SMACK!

** Iron Man pulls himself together and gets to his feet, but so does Beef Show. Iron Man turns around and Beef Show grabs him around the neck and drops him with the, 'Big Beef', which takes him down to one knee, he makes the cover, hooking the leg, 1... 2...

Jarrod: Yes! Yes! Yes! (excited)

** 3... Beef Show then gets up and lifts Iron Man to his feet and drops him with one more 'Big Beef' for the road, long road back to the hotel.

Winner: Beef Show

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Jarrod: My hopes are still alive!

Josh: Damn your hopes to hell bitch!

Jarrod: You're a cruel, cruel man!

Josh: Thank you. (devious grin) Come here Jarrod, come closer...

Jarrod: Nuh uh!

Josh: Come on, I'll give you a beer...

Jarrod: Nope...

Josh: Moron...

Jarrod Poop head!

Josh: Dick face!

Jarrod: I hate you!

Josh: I hat eyou more than you could ever imagine you dickless piece of shit!

Jarrod: (screaming) I WANT MY MOMMY!

Josh: While Jarrod calls his momma, let's get into our third and semi-main-event, Blazin' Amazin' versus Super Assassin!

Blazin' Amazin' v. Super Assassin

Stephanie: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 195-pounds, the King of the Cage, Super Assassin!

'Mud Shovel' by Staind hits the PA as the King of the Cage champion walks to the ring with his title draped over his shoulder, and the fans roaring in support of him.

** Backstage Gangsta is being verbally assaulted by CEO Black-Jack for showing up late to the arena, and drunk at that, as Assassin does his pre-match taunts and stuff.

Black-Jack: You are dead drunk and you're late you little ingrate piece of trash! I should whoop your ass for this! You show up to my fucking arena in this sort of manner, expecting to compete!? Well guess what you drunk fucker, I''m going to take you out of tonight's action and if you do this again, You're Fired!

** Gangsta backs up and swings at B. Jack, but B. Jack ducks and drops him with the 'Jack-Pot' (diamond cutter) The tron cuts out.

Jarrod: Black-Jack told that drunk fuck!

Josh: Teaches him to show up to the arena drunk! He disrespects everyone backstage by what he just did.

Stephanie: His opponent, weighing in at, 265-pounds, Blazin' Amazin'!

** 'Unforgiven II w/o Lyrics' by Metallica picks up across the HCW PA as Blazin' Amazin rushes the ring down the ramp.

** Ding!

** Assassin and Blazin' exchanged punches for a few seconds, then Blazin' takes the advantage and launches Assassin at the ropes and clotheslines him down. Assassin gets up and dropkicks Blazin', but Blazin' is quickly up and back at Assassin with right forearms to the face. Assassin tries to fight back, but Blazin' keep shoving his forearms in his face. Blazin' the makes quick work of Assassin, or so he thinks and goes to setup the 'Blazin' Bomb', but the tron lights up to Beef Show standing on top of his car with a ball bat. Beef Show starts to go to work on the car with the bat as Blazin' rushes from the ring up the ramp, just then Beef Show appears at the top of the ramp and meets Blazin' with a iron pipe, then lifts him up and drops him with the, 'Big Beef'. Leaving Blazin on the stge, Show walks backstage with a smirk on his face, he had achieved an ounce of the vengeance he needed, since earlier tonight.

Jarrod: Those two really do hate one another.

Josh: That they do, but Super Assassin is pretty clueless and out of it as to what is going on.

Jarrod: He's a maroon!

** Super Assassin sees Blazin' at the top of the ramp and rolls out of the ring and runs up to him and covers, 1... 2... Kick out by Blazin'. Assassin then lifts up Blazin' and goes to launch him off the stage, but Blazin' shakes free and turns Assassin around and sets up and drops him with the, 'Blazin' Bomb' and covers, 1... 2... 3...

Winner: Blazin' Amazin'

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Cane v. Beef Show v. Blazin' Amazin'

Stephanie: Making his way to the ring, the current reigning HCW International Champion, the man of the hour, weighing in at 275-pounds, Cane!

** 'Rock Star' by N.E.R.D. picks up over the PA as Cane walks towards the ring with his title draped over his shoulder, and listening to the fans cheer for him and chant his name.

Stephanie: His opponent, weighing in at 230-pounds, the HCW Cruiserweight Champion, The Beef Show!

** 'Anger Risen' by Jerry Cantrell picks up over the PA as the HCW Cruiserweight Champion Beef Show walks to the ring down the ramp to billions of boos and anatomy chants directed towards him.

Stephanie: Their opponent, weighing in at 265-pounds, Blazin' Amazin'!

** 'Unforgiven II' (without lyrics, just music) by Metallica picks up as Blazin' Amazin' walks towards the ring down the ramp. The referee holds up the HCW Title as Cane glares at it, as well as Beef Show. The ref puts it in the time keeper's hands and calls for the bell once all three ment are ready.

** Ding!

** Blazin' takes out Beef with a clothesline, then lifts him up and throws him to the ropes and football tackles him down and starts beating the holy hell out of him. Cane just leans back in a corner turnbuckle watching them, occasionally applauding his opponents. Beef then punches Blazin' in the face and makes him start to bleed. Beef gets up and grabs Blazin' by his head and ddts him hard into the mat canvas and covers, 1... 2... Cane is about to break it up, when Blazin' just barely kicks out. Cane then lifts Beef up and sets up the Eduxation, but Blazin' head butts him in the stomach and swings around and rolls Cane up, but Cane quickly rolls out. Blazin' then feels his foot being touched, as Beef then yanks him back and slides out of the ring, still with a firm grip on Blazin's foot. Cane then climbs out of the ring and grabs a steel chair and slowly follows behind them.

Jarrod: I have to hand it to Cane, he's playing his only trump card, he's taking advantage of the hatred that those two men have for one another.

Josh: You don't have hatred for any men. (laughs)

Jarrod: Be serious for a second, will you?

Josh: How can I be when you're so ugly it drives the insults out of me like a steel stake kills a fucking vampire in Blade I and II.

Jarrod: Bafoon!

** Smack!

Josh: Now shut up and watch Cane watch his two opponents be stupid and kill each other for him.

** Cane meanwhile has actually gotten involved in the match, after both men were down from each other's ruthless beatings they were giving one another. The tron then lights up to project them fighting under the stage, to the backstage area. Cane throws Beef Show into a concrete wall then clothleslines him as he is falling anyway. Blazin' then grabs nearby 2x4 and takes it across the back of Cane and arm bar ddts Cane down and recollects himself and his thoughts. Beef Show however quickly gets up and hops on Cane for the pin fall, 1... 2... Kick out with authority by Cane. Cane gets up and knee lifts Beef in the stomach and rams him shoulder first back in his favorite concrete wall he is becoming very attached to. Blazin' then grabs a chain dangling down and in a heap on the floor. Blazin' kicks Cane in the balls and wraps the chain around his neck and starts to choke him with it. Black-Jack then emerges behind Amazin' with a ball bat as Blazin' sees him and grins as he lets Cane down from his choked up position. He offers his hand and Black-Jack puts the bat down and accepts.

Jarrod: An alliance?

Josh: Don't tell me Blazin' is really this stupid!

Jarrod: Nope, he knows he can't contend with the boss of HCW.

Josh: He would have been out already if he hadn't of seen Black-Jack emerge or somehow sensed his pressence like on Star Wars, that force shit they do and little green men flying.

Jarrod: Stoner...

Josh: Ass captain.

** As Amazin' goes to lift Cane to his feet, Black-Jack turns him around and drops him down with the, 'Jack-Pot' and gets in his face.

Black-Jack: I've heard you've been disrespecting authority, well I'm Black-Jack, you can't contend with my greatness. I'm more of an owner than I ever was a wrestler, but if you want it that way, how about we see how tough you are, Mr. Big Shot. Let's see if you can contend with the owner of the company... I am CEO Black-Jack so next week, Wednesday Warpzone, main-event, I'll see you there. Oh and when I beat you, you must um... Do an entire promo backstage about how great I am and how much you look up to me and respect me as your boss, then take the beating for sucking up to the boss, for trying to get ahead.

** Black-Jack lifts Amazin' up and drops him with the 'Royal Fusion' (emerald fusion)

Josh: Amazin' had a clear advantage, but now it doesn't look good for him at all.

Jarrod: He disrespected the boss, man. He has to pay up to it and take the beating like the man, then suck up and take another beating for sucking up, trying to get ahead.

Josh: Black-Jack just wants a reason to beatup Blazin' Amazin' and I think he'll come up short, because like his UFW track record, he can't get it done in the ring.

** Cane lifts Blazin' to his feet and drops him with the 'Eduxation' and then boots him to the face, then covers over Blazin', as the referee baseball slides over and counts his shoulders down, 1... 2.......... 3..........

Winner and 'NEW' HCW World Heavyweight Champion: Cane

Jarrod: Cane did it! Cane finally won some world title gold here, took him long enough, but I lose! I LOSE ALL MY DINNER MONEY AND HOTEL MONEY TONIGHT!

Josh: Keep your blood money, I don't want it. I'm too good for it. (laughs)

Jarrod: I see how it is now.

Josh: Good, so now I don't have to explain it to you.

** Cane is shown on the tron celebrating as Beef Show and Amazin' get up and maul him down , then look at one another and get into it themselves, exchanging fists and knocking blood out of each other's systems as HCW Wednesday Warpzone goes off the air on the UPN network.

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