Tourment Of Arms 2002

MATCH 3 - Dias V.S. Opera

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Announcer: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to our final Bout of the week!

(Crowd Cheers)

Announcer: ARE YOU READY FOR A CONTEST OR WHAT?

Rena: Dias…

Bowman: Why are your so worried…I bet all my FOL he’s gonna kick that bitch’s ass!

Claude: I’m betting on Opera!

Chisato: Who cares!

Bowman: Hey it’s about to start!

Rena: Hey where’s Ashton?

Chisato: In the back with some guys why?

Rena: I’m gonna look for him ok?

Claude: I’ll come with you!

Rena: Ok!

Chisato: Don’t get lost!

Claude: What the hell does that mean!

Chisato: The match is starting!

(Rena and Claude go to the back. The lights are dim and the maych starts)

Annoucer: Once aging I’ll hand it over to Mr. Michal Buffer (Hands Buffer the mic)

Buffer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS OF EXPEL AND ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE ARE YOU READY!

Crowd: YEAH!!! (Cheers)

Buffer: Alright as you know the results are randomly determined (Don’t ask me how) and the contenders have been fully rested before the battle.

Buffer: The rules are simple in this contest:

* Both Contenders can only use 2 Killer moves or Heldary Magic

* Each member has 9999 HP and 999 MP

* You can’t leave the ring

* NO ILLEGEL CONTEMPERING WITH THE FIGHTS

* And no asking Brent to give you more time or a handicap!

Brent: …

Female Employee: Your sweating…

Brent: This fight is gonna determine the winner I’m sure of it…

Female Employee: What about Ashton?

Brent: Don’t worry about him…my goons will take care of him!

Female Employee: But sir!

(Door opens)

Sean: Brent I got the latest reading on that last move…

Brent: …more than 8000 HP of damage…very good…

Brent: Do it! Mr. Sean…We don’t want Anchors interfering with our plans…

(Seans walks away)

Buffer: Ladies and Gentleman in this corner! (Dias walks into his corner)

Buffer: This man says little words, born on Expel with a calling to become the greatest Swordsman in the Universe and perhaps he can prove it here tonight! The man with the cold eyes, master of the Kuuhazan and the professional Claude ass Kicker….DIAS FLAC!

(Crowd Cheers)

Dias: …

Buffer: Dias any words?

Dias: My sword is going through that three-eyed freaks chest!

(Crowd cheers)

Buffer: Strong words by Mr.Flac.

Buffer: Dias has decided to take these 2 Killer Moves:

*AIR SLASH*

*HAWK SCREAM BLAST*

(In the back)

Ashton: (I hope Ernest is alright)

Ashton: (Right guys!)

Gyoro: Yep

Ururun: Yeah

(Footsteps)

Ashton: Huh?

(Not far from there)

Claude: Can’t we get Leno’s autograph?

Rena: NO! Damn guy doesn’t make good flash movies!

Claude: But…

Rena: I heard something…did you?

Claude: Ahh…no…

(Back in the arena)

Buffer: NOW FOR HIS OPPOENT! (Opera walks out)

Bowman: Here she is!

Buffer: She comes all the way from Tetragene! She this the mighty Women with the gun, The master of the Lighting Blade! The heavy drinker!

Duff Man: OH YEAH!!!

Buffer: OPERA VECTRA!!!

(Crowd Cheers)

Bowman: GO DIAS!!!

Dias: …

Chiasto: YEAH! OPERA SHOW THAT JERK WHAT YOUR MADE OF!!!

Dias: Hey…I thought you wanted me to win dearest?

Bowman: Dearest?

Chiato: No way!

Buffer: Opera has decided to take these 2 Killer Moves:

* PHOTON PRISON*

*COLD WIND*

Buffer: LADIES AND GENTELMAN!!!

Opera: …

Dias: (Oh those golden grahams! Oh oh those Golden Grahamns! Crispy Crunchy Bran Cereal! Brand new Breakfast treat!)

(In the back)

Ashton: Who are you? (Takes out his swords) ANSWER ME!!!

????: Please we don’t wanna hurt you!

????: We only want to make a deal!

Ashton: What?

Sean: We were here to buy you out of the Tourment of Arms!

Ashton: Huh? But I won my match I’m gonna keep going!

Sean: I was afraid of this…but the manager said you been cheating!

Ashton: I thought it was fair!

Claude: YEAH YOU DID CHEAT!

Ashton: Claude?

Rena: Ashton? What’s going on!

Sean: Didn’t think this would come down to it but!

Sean: (Takes out sword) HIYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Claude: WHA!!!! (Flys to the fall)

Claude: Ouch!

Ashton: Claude!

Rena: Ashton!!!

Ashton: Cross Slash!

Sean: My your strong!

(Back in the arena)

Current Standings:

Dias 7654 HP 698 MP

Opera 6980 HP 765 MP

Dias: I warned you not to screw with me!

Opera: PHOTON PRISON!

Dias: (Jumps away)

Dias: (Slashes Opera. Opera Defends)

Buffer: Truly a fierce battle!!! Dias attacks seem not to be getting to Opera

Opera: PHOTON PRISON!

Dias: SHIT!

*Dias takes 1356 HP of damage*

Opera: (Takes out Gernades) YAH!

Dias: (Eyes have a fiery look)

KUUHAZAN!!!

Opera: Oh No the grenades!

Opera: AHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Opera Takes 1769 HP of damage*

Dias: Had enough?

Opera: Ouch…

Dias: HAWK SCREEN BLAST!!!

Opera: PHOTON…

*Opera takes 4078 HP of damage*

Current Standings:

Dias 6234 HP 498 MP

Opera 2468 HP 533 MP

(In the back)

Rena: Fairy Heal! (Heals Ashton)

Ashton: Thanks!

Sean: Damn it…I can’t keep holding out like this!

Ashton: I’ll ask you! Why does the manager want me out?

Sean: …

Rena: We asked you a question!

Sean: …Ha…The whole reputation of the games is at sake!

Ashton: What?

Sean: (Starts to glow Purple)

OMEGA FLASH!!!

Ashton: WHAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Falls to the ground)

Rena: Ashton!

Sean: Hehehe…I may not need to buy you out…

Rena: RAHHHHHHHH!!!

Sean: Ah?

Rena: (Chants)

STAR FLARE!!!

Sean: NO!!!

(Huge explosion outside in the arena)

Brent: WHAT! (Sean what are you doing!)

Buffer: Please everyone it was just a minor explosion plase stay in your seats!

Dias: …What was that?

Opera: AYE!!!

*Dias takes 876 HP of damage*

Dias: Stuck up women this will end!

Dias: Hawk Screen Blast!

Opera: NOW!!!

Dias: Huh?

Opera: COLD WIND!

Dias: (Gets hit by Ice and his Firebird turns into a icicle and crashes on top of Dias)

*Dias takes 6436 HP of damage*

Brent: Whoa!

Crowd: OHHHH!!!

Bowman: …NO…N…O WAY!!!

Dias: …

Opera: …

Dias: I can not die like this…ohhhhh…(Falls to the ground)

Buffer: LADIES AND GENTELMAN THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED!

Buffer: THE WINNER OF TODAY’S BOUT OPERA VECTRA!

Ashton: We just got back in time!

Chisato: What happened?

Bowman: Opera won…

Ashton: Good…

Rena: We had a problem…but it’s alright now!

Buffer: Do you have anything to say?

Opera: Don’t make fun of me!

(Crowd Cheers)

Brent: Sean…Sean!

Female Employee: Sean is not responding!

Brent: They aren’t quite bad…don’t worry we’ll get him next time

Brent: I already have the perfect weapon to getting rid some of the stronger opponents!

(Meanwhile)

Claude: OWWWW MY BACK!!!

NEXT MATCH: BOWMAN V.S: CELINE

ROUND 1- QUAFILERS