Well school has started and everyone is back to hiting the books...now I'm starting my first senior year in Highschool ^_^ well that means I'm quite busy but I always have time for my favorite site ^_^
Yes Zelnack is finally up! Now if took me 4 days to get screenshots on this game...which is one thing I finally learned over the god damn Summer ^_^ The site has screenshots, Story, Character Info, and much much more...well I'll let you go there anytime you want! (You can get there by going to the bottom on the left frame and click on the Zelnack banner or go to the links ^_^)
Now for more news...horrible news...Dragon Eyes is gone...Star Ocean Gaiden gone...And (Cries) Eve is no longer updating Mayonaka Shimo which it's sad...this site inspired me to do CIAJ...so as a tribute I'm putting up her fan fic's, and decating the Jerk page to her and LEONheart.
Well as you can see I updated the following:
The Jerk page
Photogallery
Links
Comic Navigation
Musical Talent
Fan Fic's
And many many more...
Well We have two new pages here this week: Arms Tourament 2002, And Claude in Satr Ocean EX. The EX page disses Claude and gives you info about all the stupid shit he does...and the Arms Touramnet is short stories which tells of two characters battling ^_&
Star Ocean 3 has updated and has way more things including a new character "Rodger S Huxley"
The GB...I didn't change it...sorry it's just I have had that same style since CIAJ first started so it's gonna remain the same till 2003
So how do you like my new layout! ^_^ I think it's grand! Well I hope you enjoy my new site, and the new CIAJ!
I'll see in the end of September!
P.S: Because of the amount of swearing on this site we decided to warn parents about this site to younger childern who find the language offensive...if you have any conserns contact me.

Well this is offically the ast update of the summer version of Claude is a jerk! next week were going into a differnt style. Ok I'll I'm doin is changing the backgrounds, midi's and the writing that some of you can't see. Plus new guestbook layout and message! ^_^
Ok I updated the jerk page, got new midi's and a few mp3's including a special "Shingo Forest" song ^_^ also added new photo's, links, shadows of Zelnack info and my new fan fic's and more fan fic's ^_^ plus someother tim bit's (drools)
Sorry I was growned apperntly my dad got mad at me (aging well it happened before) I got eczema on my face...well I'm back but god damn sucks!
I watched EX 10 and 11 I'll be watching more in September ^_^ (I saw Precis and Bowman. BOWMAN IS SO HALRIOUS HE'S LIKE ON CRACK MAN)
Hullo's site fixed ^_^ (Yay!)
Now A special message for all of you!
The offical Shadows of Zelnack site is hitting your computers in September and it has the lastest info on the game which I think my release date for Part 1 is October 23. ^_^
Star Ocean 3: Till the end of time has new things on their site including a promotion video ^_^
Till then enjoy the last issue of Claude is a Jerk: Summer version ^_^
P.S: Epsiode 4 of comic navigation coming, and the shadows of Zelnack info is getting dropped since due to the site coming soon.
I have serval importent announcements. The first thing is that my Lufia story was ERASED about a week ago by my brother x_x. So sadly no story this month done by me. The good news is that I'm starting a another story about Opera giving up Drinking for a week. ^_^ If she does hold on for a week she'll win some money on this new reality gameshow ^_^
Well I seen now Star Ocean EX 7-9 and man IT WAS AWESOME! (Sorry to all those people who can't watch the espiodes)
EX 7 was the one with Opera searching for Ernest (I love Opera's Missile move)
EX 8 was sad because Ashton was trying to detach Gyoro and Urunun. Oh well at least he learned his lesson! ^_^
EX 9 was the best one! BECAUSE RENA SWORE AT JERK BOY! (Apprently Rena came back to the inn to get Celine some hot water and it looked like Claude kissed Celine so she got PRETTY ANGRY ^_^)
Well back to topic...Yes I did add Comic Navigation #3
and I think it's eases me a little to do this SINCE I SEEN EX3 SO MANY TIMES WITH A BIG OF POPCORN. I also added more sounds from Jerk boy and some wiseman sounds. (Hehehe their so Halrious when they get killed ^_^)
Updated the links...added 2 new pages to my site "Zelnack info" and "From worst to first" also fixed up the about me page. (With another halrious comic ^_^)
I got two new great freakin banners! Submitted by Mr. Hans from Star Ocean Adventure. ^_^
The fan fic's I kept them up for awhile till Augest.
I added Star Ocean Adventure to the Forum and Webring page ^_^
Well the other annoucement is which that if any of you checked out the photo gallery you probley know what I mean.
So what is this all about? apperntly yours truely is creating a Star Ocean game that you is playable. Most of current info is Available on the Zelnack page. Now I have been asking myself to do a Shadows of Zelnack site but well I'll think about it. IF I do one it will be up and running probley by mid Augest.
Now just some quick info this game takes place about 6 months after the events of Blue Sphere. The game has 3 parts which I belive the first one is going to be ready to download in October of this year. The 2nd part will be ready by December. And the final part will be finished by January of 2003.
Well I'll leave you off to the Zelnack it shall explain more about the game.
Till then goodbye Claude-Bashers ^_^
(OH I forgot I also added Farwell forum...hehehe almost forgot there for a seccond.)
(Oh yeah Summer is over in a month so I decided to keep the layout BUT change the background and entrance page...Yeah call me wacko but I think it's for the best.)
(Wanna see more Claude-basing well go to Leno site located in the links...THERE IS SOME GREAT FLASH MOVIES THAT YOU SHOULD SEE! ^_^)
See ya till Augest...
We here at the board are sick and tried of you non Claude haters that he is cool, dreamy, and a hero.
We will hunt down anyone who says those things aging!
Enjoy yourself and note you are being montored at all times!
And now the following:
YOU WILL LIKE ZELNACK!
YOU WILL PLAY ZELNACK!
YOU WILL THINK ONLY ZELNACK!
YOU WILL BUY MERCHANDISE ON ZELNACK!
YOU WILL...
We now return to what is "your life".
![]()

![]()

![]()

![]()
