
Well this is offically the ast update of the summer version of Claude is a jerk! next week were going into a differnt style. Ok I'll I'm doin is changing the backgrounds, midi's and the writing that some of you can't see. Plus new guestbook layout and message! ^_^
Ok I updated the jerk page, got new midi's and a few mp3's including a special "Shingo Forest" song ^_^ also added new photo's, links, shadows of Zelnack info and my new fan fic's and more fan fic's ^_^ plus someother tim bit's (drools)
Sorry I was growned apperntly my dad got mad at me (aging well it happened before) I got eczema on my face...well I'm back but god damn sucks!
I watched EX 10 and 11 I'll be watching more in September ^_^ (I saw Precis and Bowman. BOWMAN IS SO HALRIOUS HE'S LIKE ON CRACK MAN)
Hullo's site fixed ^_^ (Yay!)
Now A special message for all of you!
The offical Shadows of Zelnack site is hitting your computers in September and it has the lastest info on the game which I think my release date for Part 1 is October 23. ^_^
Star Ocean 3: Till the end of time has new things on their site including a promotion video ^_^
Till then enjoy the last issue of Claude is a Jerk: Summer version ^_^
P.S: Epsiode 4 of comic navigation coming, and the shadows of Zelnack info is getting dropped since due to the site coming soon.

I have serval importent announcements. The first thing is that my Lufia story was ERASED about a week ago by my brother x_x. So sadly no story this month done by me. The good news is that I'm starting a another story about Opera giving up Drinking for a week. ^_^ If she does hold on for a week she'll win some money on this new reality gameshow ^_^
Well I seen now Star Ocean EX 7-9 and man IT WAS AWESOME! (Sorry to all those people who can't watch the espiodes)
EX 7 was the one with Opera searching for Ernest (I love Opera's Missile move)
EX 8 was sad because Ashton was trying to detach Gyoro and Urunun. Oh well at least he learned his lesson! ^_^
EX 9 was the best one! BECAUSE RENA SWORE AT JERK BOY! (Apprently Rena came back to the inn to get Celine some hot water and it looked like Claude kissed Celine so she got PRETTY ANGRY ^_^)
Well back to topic...Yes I did add Comic Navigation #3 and I think it's eases me a little to do this SINCE I SEEN EX3 SO MANY TIMES WITH A BIG OF POPCORN. I also added more sounds from Jerk boy and some wiseman sounds. (Hehehe their so Halrious when they get killed ^_^)
Updated the links...added 2 new pages to my site "Zelnack info" and "From worst to first" also fixed up the about me page. (With another halrious comic ^_^)
I got two new great freakin banners! Submitted by Mr. Hans from Star Ocean Adventure. ^_^

The fan fic's I kept them up for awhile till Augest.
I added Star Ocean Adventure to the Forum and Webring page ^_^
Well the other annoucement is which that if any of you checked out the photo gallery you probley know what I mean.
So what is this all about? apperntly yours truely is creating a Star Ocean game that you is playable. Most of current info is Available on the Zelnack page. Now I have been asking myself to do a Shadows of Zelnack site but well I'll think about it. IF I do one it will be up and running probley by mid Augest.
Now just some quick info this game takes place about 6 months after the events of Blue Sphere. The game has 3 parts which I belive the first one is going to be ready to download in October of this year. The 2nd part will be ready by December. And the final part will be finished by January of 2003.
Well I'll leave you off to the Zelnack it shall explain more about the game.
Till then goodbye Claude-Bashers ^_^
(OH I forgot I also added Farwell forum...hehehe almost forgot there for a seccond.)
(Oh yeah Summer is over in a month so I decided to keep the layout BUT change the background and entrance page...Yeah call me wacko but I think it's for the best.)
(Wanna see more Claude-basing well go to Leno site located in the links...THERE IS SOME GREAT FLASH MOVIES THAT YOU SHOULD SEE! ^_^)
See ya till Augest...
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Well these past few days I couldn't really watch T.V. or play Star Ocean 2 (SUCKS!)
The main character is you but his/her class, race, age, Eye color, And hair color is Randomaly determined.
Anyway if you want to hear more E-mail me but it's time to get back on Topic...
Ok I updated the jerk page, photo gallery, Fan fic's (My story isn't done quite yet...but I will be finished The next update in the last days of July.
Ah...New links, Added a skill page, An about me page, fixed the webring E-mail address, And added some midi's and 1 mp3. (And a extra soundfile ^_^) Plus some more stuff ^_^
The other day I wrote a article in The Nedian News so go check it out. (Don't know if it's posted yet)
About Star Ocean EX I watched espiode 6 and it's halrious!
My freind wrote a fan fic about The star Ocean gang in a baseball match ^_^
Special thanks for all the people who are visting my site and signed the GB!
Anyway See you aging in the end of July! ^_^
By the way if you own a Star Ocean 2 site and you checked out about me page...please don't feel ofended with some of the comments Bhahahahaha.
Well off ya go now...Go check out the new stuff!
(Next update I have a special message, New soundfiles, My story, Comic Navigation EP3, And more! ^_^
We here at the Claude is a jerk board are preparing for the new issue of Claude is a jerk!
We are working hard to make sure you get the best hate-Claude site ever! ^_^
Sometimes we are lazy and yes that is true
But remember...
Meh...who cares...
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