Tourment Of Arms 2002
MATCH 5 - Noel V.S. Chisato
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Announcer: Alright ladies and gentleman time for the 5th match this evening!!!
Crowd: (Cheers)
Announcer: Tonight we have already have the two out of three matches in the next round!!! With Ashton taking on Opera and Celine taking on Leon!!!
Crowd: (Cheers)
Announcer: Who will join them? Tonight as the next matches unfold!!!
Ashton: Says here in the program that Chisato and Noel are squaring off…
Dias: Should be interesting…(I wish Opera didn’t beat me)
Leon: Hey where did Claude and Rena run off too?
Dias: They went to their dressing rooms…getting ready for the big match…
Leon: Shush…it’s about to start!
Annnouncer: At this time we are joined by Noel’s trainer Steve Irwin!
Steve: Oh good-day mate! Noel is in prime condition and is ripin to go!
Announcer: You confident that Noel will win?
Steve: Oh you betcha!!!
Announcer: Alright let’s bring them out!
(Lights dim as Noel flys into the stadium on a Synard)
All: Whoa…
Announcer: Ladies and gentleman introducing the ring he is the nature man hailing from Nede! He comes to us to remind us to get our pets neutered…
Dias: Yeah…got that…
All: …
Announcer: Introducing NOEL CHANDLER!!!
Noel: Fighting doesn’t solve anything…but I’ll show you what I can do!
Announcer: Noel will be taking these spells with him!
*EARTHQUAKE*
*FAIRY LIGHT*
Steve: Good luck Noel!
Noel: Yeah ripping to go!!!
Announcer: And now introducing to the ring at this time she is the girl with the red hair…the total klutz of the Nede Newspaper…she is the women with the annoying normal attack!
Chisato: Hey shut up!
Announcer: …ok…
Announcer: CHIASTO MADISON!!!
Crowd: (Cheers)
Chisato: Tonight’s story! The Kicking of Noel’s ass all over this place!
Crowd: YOU GO CHISATO!!!
Noel: Oh…I don’t have a chance…unless…(Whistles)
Noel: Go my Eagle friend be ready…
Chisato: Hey what are you doing?
Noel: Nothing this is legal…
Announcer: Allrighty people Chiasto is taking these 2 attacks!
*10,000 VOLTS*
*TEAR GAS*
Announcer: Now get ready for a brawl!!!
Announcer: Players ready?
Noel: Yep…
Chisato: Hold it a sec (Opens a laptop)
Chiasto: Ohhh…1 o clock meeting…damn I’ll have to make this quick…
Noel: (Was she just doing that to provoke me or was that important)
Announcer: …Fight!
Noel: AHHHH!!! (Tries to slash Chiasto with his claws)
Chiasto: MY laptop!
(Chiasto’s laptop breaks)
Chiasto: THAT COST 400 AMERICAN DOLLARS!!! (Kicks Noel in the face and continues beating up on Noel)
-Noel takes 1569 HP of damage-
Dias: Oh my…that’s some hard shots…
Steve: Ouch…not even my wife does that!
Leon: Come on Noel counterattack!!!
Noel: Alright…(Slashes Chiasto’s Shirt not ripping any skin)
Noel: Oooo…I’m sorry about your shirt Chis…let me help you pick it up…
Chiasto: (Laughs) TEAR GAS!!!
Noel: WAAAAA!!!
-Noel takes 4011 HP of damage-
Current Standings:
Noel 5076 HP 999 MP
Chiasto 9997 HP 969 MP
Noel: Alright that’s the last straw!!! (Whistles) Come over here!
Chiasto: Huh?
(Eagles is circling around Chiasto)
Chiasto: Damn bird! Shooo! (Tried to bat it away with the stun gun)
Steve: HEY SHE’S TRYING TO SHOCK THAT BIRD!!!
Announcer: Calm yourself down Steve…
Dias: Hummm…I can see this going somewhere…
Ashton: Me too…
Leon: What…I don’t see it…what is it?
All: …
Noel: What are you doing?
Chiasto: Stupid Bird is really annoying!!!
Noel: Why don’t you nicely ask it to leave instead of shouting like that…
Chiasto: Yeah right…
Chiasto: GO AWAY!!!
Bird: (screams)
Chiasto: ACK!!
Bird: (Peaking at Chaisto)
-Chiasto takes 654 HP’s of damage-
Chaisto: Ouch…THAT’S IT %$#@*& HELL!!!
Chaisto: (Takes out Stun Gun)
Noel: What are you doing?
Chaisto: 10,000 VOLTS!!!
(Bird falls to the ground)
Chaisto: There!
Crowd: GASP!
Leon: Uh oh…
Noel/Steve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Noel: (Picks up dead bird)
Noel: Hang in there little fella…FAIRY LIGHT!
(Bird flies away)
Noel: Ahh…much better…was worried for a sec…
Noel: (Looks at Chiasto)
Noel: (Eyes glow) YOU WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THAT!!!
Chiasto: Ahhhh…oh shit!!!
Noel: EARTHQUAKE!!!
Chaisto: HOLLY HELL!!!
Noel: CRUSH THE ENEMY!!!
Chisato: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Golem: Urrrrr…DESTORY!!!
Chiasto: I’m gonna be sick tomorrow…
-Chiasto takes 8054 HP’s of damage-
Noel: (Whistles) (All sorts of animals appear)
Guard: Hey how did they get in here?
Guard: Beats me…
Noel: GO MY ANIAML FRIENDS!!!
Chiasto: AHHHH!!! I Surrender!!! Don’t do that!!!
Announcer: Chaisto gives up! Noel wins!!!
Crowd: YAY!!!
Steve: YES!!! (Hugs Noel)
Steve: I knew you could do it son…
Noel: YEAH!!!
Announcer: Congrats Noel! You win…anything to say?
Noel: In fact I do…
Announcer: What’s that?
Noel: Anyone who hates Animals…shouldn’t be allowed in this tourment…
Announcer: Strong words by Mr.Chandler as he defeats Chaisto in a heartwarming victory…
Chisato: Heartwarming? You call me almost getting squashed heartwarming?
Announcer: Shut up!
Announcer: Now Noel will take on either Claude or Rena in the next round…which is coming up next after this short intermission…
NEXT MATCH: CLAUDE V.S: RENA
ROUND 1- QUAFILERS