Why Do I think Claude is a jerk.! (October version)

Well it's been awhile and with Claude recently having the hots for Dias IT'S THAT TIME AGING FOR ANOTHER EPSIODE OF CLAUDE IS A JERK!

This time we doin a double issue! ^_^

Alright we are starting with two topics the recent comments on Fan Fiction.Net about Claude.

I have formed a own personal poll that over 65% of the people who submit stories there are Claude lovers A.K.A: The real jerks...

Just take a look at these bogus comments...

Why Claude and Rena? we already know Claude loves Dias...

See these lovers just sickin me...oh look at this next one! they were dissing Expertise story! I'm ever so pissed!

Oh great just what we need...more Hullo's EWWWWW!!! DON'T TOUCH THAT SACK OF GARBAGE!!!

Of let's not stop there...there is even more...don't worry if you can't bear anymore of this torture just turn away...

What? How can you feel sorry for him?

And the last comment that makes me mad is the Claude lovers seem to be targeting me...as you can see here:

...After reading this how do you think I feel right now?

Well Fan Fiction.Net seems to be a hell hole crawling around full of Claude lovin hippies! To think I submitted my stories there...I would advise people to say away from that evil place...

Don't worry people those jerks will fall to the might of CIAJ don't worry my high payed Assassins will take care of the job...

Next is the recent release of some my pictures have to do with Claude loving Dias...

Does Claude love Dias well my resources told me that Claude has a 5/5 chance of getting Dias which proves he gay!!! and Dias only getting a 2/5 which proves he's Straight! I mean for shame Claude...

Who is gay? well we know that Dias ain't so that just leave one left...

Look Claude looks up to Dias and not just for a fighter but as a...you know it's sounds werid and gay. I was thinking maybe Rena made him turn gay when she told Claude in Mars that Dias praised you...well guess he got it the wrong way...

For shame...

That's enough for the biggest Claude is a jerk to date! well tune in in November for a special birthday addition "What has Claude done for me and you lately" next time on Claude is a jerk...

Also starting Christmas since I'll be getting a PS2 and FFX I decided to do one article because of my freind Zack who requested a Tidus a jerk page! so I'll be doing that! see ya soon!