Why Do I think Claude is a jerk.! (December version)

Ah welcome to your favorite part of the month! when we diss oir little jackass aging! and for the record this is our last Why is he a jerk section of 2002!!! We hope to do more Claude bashing in the next year to come!

Ok down to business...this time were talking about the anime.

The cast have cool moves like Ashton's Dragon Breath...Celine's magic...but what does Claude have?

Rena, Celine, Ashton and Dias have cool moves in the beginning but Claude?

What about his Air Slash? nope...Dias had taught him that since he really learned how to fight...the phase gun? that's not a move! anyone could point a guna d shoot a monster...a 400 pound overweight dude could do the same...EVEN I CAN DO IT!

Ashton? well he uses Cross Slash even without the dragons...so he counts! Leon has Heldary...Celine too...Dias uses Kuuhazan...Rena has her heal...Precis with her inventions...Bowman...ok he dosen't do shit expect acted stoned...Ernest can shock people with his whip and Opera has her gun with an equipped Rocket Launcher...

That's not a talent you lazy dumbass!

Let's face it! you wanna be known as a good fighter get some flashy moves! pointing a gun and stealing moves is not great....which we already know that...

I think Claude should get a life and behind his girlish charms pick up a few moves of his own...maybe he learn his own thing later in the show but for now I stand where I stand.

Well so long from CIAJ we hope you enjoyed 2002 CIAJ dissing of Claude fun and edcuational...next month a brand new spanking year of disses to our jackass freind! Well se ya! and remember Claude is a Jerk!

Want more Claude bashing? Nedian News issue 5 with another tasty article is coming very soon so check it out now!