Claude in Star Ocean EX

Claude In SOEX

So any of you watched Star Ocean EX? Well I have and since I have seen the epsiodes I will personality tell you about Claude and all the jack ass things he does in each epsiode! So find out what type of crap does he pull every Episode!

Episode 1: Dimensional Transfer

Let's see the first epsiode Claude was scared of the huge meteor that almost crashed and destoryed the ship he was like almost pissing his pants because he was so afraid! Later on Claude so stupid touched the machine that his dad told him 3 times don't touch it and he does! Then he tries to save Rena with a stick! I mean how stupid is that! On top of that he got smacked around a few times before he used his gun!!! Whahahaha what a dumbass.

Episode 2: Encounter

Well Claude hits on Rena in this episode. Plus later on in the show he attacks Regis AN OLD MAN! I mean for shame...Later on he breaks Rena heart and beats up two guys who did nothing to him! and at then end he almost killed Rena and Alan!

Episode 3: The Evil Stone

Claude first arrives late to rescue Rena (Like usual) And Yuki shows him the way inside not him! It took him a long time to get Rena out of her ropes...then the battle with Alan he got his ass kicked twice and Rena had to heal him! CAN'T HE FIGHT ON HIS OWN!!! Next he beat Alan not by killing him but by destorying the stone! Next he refused to take Rena along on the journey till the last second and during the scene while Alan was talking he was looking at his communcator all the time!

Episode 4: Crest Sorcery

First he lets Rena do all the talking to the king then he hits on Celine through the entire Episode! He couldn't kill those gargoyles it was Celine who did all the work then he shoves off Rena all the time. And he did sort of a um...sexual thing to Celine which I ain't saying here (besides kids go here)

Episode 5: Air Slash

Dumbass first almost kills himself when he almost got shot with an arrow. Then he he got his ass whooped by Dias and if it wasn't for the Dias who saved him from the Master of Heldery he wouldn't be standing there. Then Claude steals Dias god damn move "Kuuhazan" I mean this stupid jerk! Steal your own moves!

Episode 6: Two Headed Dragon

Claude first dosen't help Ashton defeat the dragons he just stand there holding on to Rena for his life. Then he dosen't talk to Ashton! I mean what kind of freind is that! In the end he dosen't bother to look for Ashton when he fell down the cliff next agingst the killer bees he only kills one while Ashton kills all of them! Then he smiles at the end when Ashton joins them...(He's must be gay)

Episode 7: Outsider

Ashton gets mad at the jerk for not hurrying up because he's been standing there for hours just thinking "Duh...did I see a women or what?" then he dosen't protect Opera when she got hit by the monsters. Stupid ass is always worrying about his own hide. Then when they all fight the Flare Lizard Claude's Kuuhazan...um I mean Dias's Kuuhazan dosen't hurt it...well Dias could of but not Claude. It was Opera and Ashton that killed it and in the end Ashton started to have feelings for Claude (Ok Ashton just wanted to know what happened to the Flare Lizard)

Episode 8: Tear

Ashton gets pissed at Claude when they didn't tell them that the Dragon's are possessing him. Hey Ashu has a right to know! Then Claude may wanted to know if there was any ways to save Ashton and the Dragons. Well he just did that to impress Rena...hey I saw through all that! Then that's about it...expect it Ashton and Celine that did the most work on Xine what...KUUHAZAN!!! Dosen't do shit!

Episode 9: Herlie

First Claude didn't buy Ashton the one thing he loves...that Barrel so what if it costed 5000 FOL!!! Ashton been saving his ass the moment that they met! Then Claude gets Rena pissed and I MEAN PISSED (She calls him a bastard later in the show ^_^) Then Claude gets carried away and his guy almost hits him with his carriage! Then he FINALLY DOES ONE GOOD THING!! Saves Rena late as usual...He's about to use the Kuuhazan till he gets knocked on his ass!!! then who saves them from the Octopus? ASHTON!!! Ha! Dias was right! he can't protect Rena!

Episode 10: Ghost Ship

Claude goes on a midnight stroll leaving everyone back at Herile (Bastard thinks of himself to much) Then he's pissing in his pants when he saw the ghost women...later on he tries to rescue Celine but in then end he's too slow and gets caught and who saves the day...nope not Ashton this time BUT DIAS!!! Dias kicks the monster's ass and the pirate's asses...Claude might have helped a bit...but his weak ass Air Slash does nothing...FOR GOD SAKES CELINE DID MORE THAN HIM!

Episode 11: Inventor Girl

Hate to say can't diss him much here because he only makes only a few apperances...however a good thing is that THIS IS A ALL ASHTON AND PRECIS EPSIODE!!! ^_^ The only thing I can diss him on is why does that Helium bitch love that jerk ass! what about Ashton's feelings? like the same you have for Dias! also when Bowman asked to the group to find Metox Ashton is the first to speak up and go to find it then Claude gets the 2nd word making the girls think "Wow he's so brave" THIS JUST MAKES ME MAD!

Episode 12: Metox

Ashton apperntly cares more about Precis and Claude that total ass says nothing till they fight the plant woman type monster. Agingst the Rabbits Ashton, Celine and EVEN Rena kicks their butts oh Claude just 2...Ashton killed 3 times more than that...then Claude gets taken out by Rena which I totally claped when I saw that...then Claude tackles her to the ground...seesh talk about a man with few moves...then who kills the monster? Ashton!!! then Celine gets mad at him GIVE HIM A BREAK!!! in the end Ashton (not Claude) saves Precis's life and she thanks asshole for everything...poor Ashton...I hope Claude burns in hell!

Episode 13: Stampede

In the beginning Claude is remembering the old times with his father before his jack ass mistake of sending him on Expel. Apperntly Precis has the hott's for him and takes jack ass over to her home and they ride on a huge bobot...Poor Ashton you don't have to show off you big yellow haired freak! In the epsiode Claude does shit and Ashton and Celine do all the work to stop the Bobot...Hehehe Rena was in a bikini! ^_^

Episode 14: Lacour

Well well finally a beginning scene of Dias kicking ass...not too shabby then Bisk comes in and takes Jack ass and the group around. Well when Precis asks jack ass to enter the tourment he refuses and who says let me in ASHTON! Man if it wasn't for that dude who stole Gamgee's Ouma he would have chickened out and made it even more better when Ashton beats Dias! ^_^ At the end he's training and meets with Dias...like usual Claude is chicken and Ashton is the one who puts his hand up and all he does in this epsiode is walk around with Bisk and threaten some mobsters...ok three theifs I CAN'T BELIVE JACK ASS HAS A GOOD WEAPON KOUMA...Oh well it's a piece of junk compared to Ouma...next!

Episode 15: Suspension

First Dias kicks Bisk's ass and takes about 4 seconds in his first match YES! ^_^ well Claude shaking in his boots worries about Rena and now Ashtn fights first agingst a huge ass guy he was kicking ass in the fight till Ice Cloud Rage backfired...nuts if he would of won that match he would beat Claude and Dias easily...(Celine disses Ashton after his match) Claude wins with a fluke Amon was kicking ass till Rena showed up...damn...well Claude and Dias are in the finals HE'S GONNA LOSE I CAN FEEL IT!!!

Episode 16: Leon

I know there's no picture...my player never worked with this epsiode so sorry your outta luck. The jack ass fights Dias! Yes now early on Dias just kicks Claude's butt Rena ran off because she's too embrassed to watch...next Claude uses Kuuhazan then Dias uses a more POWERFUL Kuuhazan and knocks Claude to the floor...Well he gets up and the damn match gets to be a draw...Claude did cut Dias but a tiny scar compared to many...Leon and Dias killed the general...Seesh...Claude couldn't even stay on his feet in the tourment for 2 mintues...for shame...

Episode 17: Ruins

Well Precis disses Ashton in the beginning...damn Leon only takes Claude to Hoffman until the others show up to help jack ass battle a monster and it's Ashton yet aging to save the day...he gets not credit and no one thanks him...Agingist the bug monster Ernest and Leon kicked his ass Claude may have helped a little...Claude was scared to death when Bowman told him a bit about the ruins...heh...What a dork now that he has more people with him he has to do less the work...lazy ass...

Episode 18: Fortress

Ok Claude and Ashton pull the lacour hope of a hill where I know jackass depended on Ashton mostly...next Ashton gets out of jail no thanks to ass munch and gets out without saving the others...it's nice that Ashu does something for himself once and awhile. When the fight the monster Shin sends...Ashton fights it first getting his butt kicked...what aguy! and Claude just stands there afraid...if it wasn't for Leon he would be DEAD!

Episode 19: Loneinless

In the beginning Dias explains his sad story...oh man the sound effects of his family dieing...poor Dias...and jack ass has no respect!!! Rena, Celine and Ashton in theory like Claude...Ashton dosen't... not too much dissing for Claude here expect he fights Shin gets his butt kicked...Dias all hurt from El comes and saves him with the Houkuha...and then they leave to El where the group is lost...seesh why didn't Dias come to El? dose he really think that Jerk ass is going to save the world?

Episode 20: Hope

Sorry player didn't work on this one either...anyway Claude thinks everyone is dead cries like a 5 year old then finds Leon who is even braver himself! they fight monsters and Leon helps a small bird...awwwww...Claude fights a huge sandworm where Leon's Delay helped the most! in the end they find the broken Lacour Hope, meets the theifs...(Finally learned the leader with the red hair is name Aniki...) Rena cries for Claude...Ashton and Celine are party hardy! why can't you?

More of the screw up's, Ashton saving the day, Precis flurting with the jerk boy, Dias kicking ass, Leon's coolness and Claude bashing yet to come in the following weeks!