Tourment Of Arms 2002
MATCH 3 - Bowman V.S. Celine
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Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to the 4th match!
Crowd: (Cheers)
Announcer: Are you people ready for another big show!
Ashton: Yes…hurry up!
Announcer: Alright…here we go…
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen here are the fighters for tonight!
(Lights darken)
Brent: This should be pretty good…
Female Employee: Oh yeah that Bowman is hott…(swoon)
Brent: …
Brent: Did you find a way to get rid of Ashton?
Sean: Not really…ow…
Brent: Sean? What happen?
Sean: I got jumped…
Brent: Er…
Announcer: Introducing first…he is the man with the secret stuff, the dude with the hots for the ladies, the man with the explosion pills, your hero Lacour! BOWMAN JEAN!
Bowman: (Walks out. Lights a cigarette) Yeah…kick Celine’s ass BABY!
Crowd: (Cheers)
Claude: YEAH BOWMAN! YOU ROCK!!!
Dias: …
Claude: I’m sorry Dias that you lost…here…(Hugs Dias)
Dias: GET HIM OFF!!!
Announcer: Alright Bowman will be taking these moves…
*SECERT MEDICINE*
*SAKURA ATTACK*
Bowman: I will beat that bitch bring it on!
Announcer: Alright now introducing to the stage at this time…
Celine: (Walks out)
Announcer: Introducing to the coliseum at this time she is known as a crest magician, the woman who wears sluttish clothing and hits on Claude…
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!
Claude: Hey I have feelings too!
Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!! (Throws Vegetables at Claude and hits him off stage)
Claude: Ouch…
Announcer: The girl with the weird clothing…CELINE JULES!
Celine: I’m charmed…
Announcer: Celine is taking these spells…
*ENGERY ARROW*
*METEOR SWARM*
Bowman: That’s not fair! She gets to use magic and I don’t!
Celine: Oh shut up and let’s go…
Announcer: Now I trust you know the rules:
* Both Contenders can only use 2 Killer moves or Heldary Magic
* Each member has 9999 HP and 999 MP
* You can’t leave the ring
* NO ILLEGEL CONTEMPERING WITH THE FIGHTS
* And no asking Brent to give you more time or a handicap!
Brent: GET THE HELL ON WITH THE MATCH!!! REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO BUFFER!
Announcer: Alright! People to your corners!
Bowman: …
Celine: …
Announcer: FIGHT!
Bowman: Well this should be easy! SAKURA ATTACK!
Celine: …Your so practicable… (jumps over the blast)
Bowman: TAKE THIS!!! (Uppercuts Celine)
-Celine takes 1034 HP of damage-
Bowman: Now get ready for some boxing moves bitch!
(Bowman hits Celine with fists of rights and lefts and finally an uppercut)
-Celine takes 3460 HP of damage-
Current Standings:
Bowman 9903 HP 954 MP
Celine 6235 HP 999 MP
(Celine blocks Bowman punch and kicks him in the nuts)
-Bowman takes 2477 HP of damage-
Bowman: Ahhhhh….
Celine: Ha…I’ve studied your weakness…
Bowman: Yeah…Owwww….
Announcer: Celine just kicked Bowman right in the nuts! He looks like he can’t continue…
Dias: Seesh…that must have hurt…
Rena: Yeah…well we all know “Bowman’s Nuts” IS his weakness…
Claude: I KNEW THAT! ^_^
All: …
Celine: ENGERY ARROW!!!
Bowman: (Jumps and avoids the beams) TAKE THIS!!! SAKURA ATTACK!!!
Celine: (Jumps away) Aging…(Kicks Bowman in the nuts)
-Bowman takes 2198 HP of damage
Current Standings:
Bowman 6455 HP 890 MP
Celine 6112 HP 954 MP
Celine: (If I’m gonna finish this fight off…better bring out the big guns!!!)
Bowman: Ouch…I think it’s not working quite right…
Nineh: I wonder if Bowman is ok?
Ernest: It’s a cartoon nothing is real…
Nineh: Oh…
Bowman: I need…my secret medicine….
(Bowman slowly gets up)
Bowman: TIME TO RECOVER MY LOST STRENGTH!!! SECERT MEDICINE!!!
(Bowman takes out a cigarette and smokes it)
Bowman: Ahh…
Celine: (While he is taking his smoking break)
Celine: TIME TO END THIS RIGHT HERE!!! METEOR SWARM!!!
(Sky glows dark and red)
Brent: Hummm…
Sean: Whoa…do you think this place will handle that type of power?
Female employee: I’m scared!
Claude: She gonna do it!!!
Celine: ALRIGHT HERE THEY COME!!!
(Flaming rocks appear in the sky and hurdle down very fast)
Bowman: (Looks up) Huh?
(Rocks come closer)
Bowman: OH…MY…TRIA!!!
(Meteors hit the stadium causing a shockwave that leaves a big crater where Bowman was)
Rena: Where is Bowman…
Announcer: …Uhhh…
Celine: …
Bowman: Owww…(Crawls out of the crater)
All: GASP! He survived?
-Bowman took 5899 HP of damage-
Current Standings:
Bowman 498 HP 846 MP
Celine 5999 HP 725 MP
Announcer: Unbelievable! Bowman survived the attack!
Celine: You still won’t go down…well perhaps…Huh?
Bowman: SAKURA ATTACK!!!
-Celine takes 1878 HP of damage-
Celine: This isn’t right…
Bowman: Although my clothes are burned…still I stand!
Rena: Oh my…I can see his…
Vendor: Cocktail Weenies! Only 89 FOL
Ashton: I’ll take 10! ^_^
Celine: There may be one thing that could win this match!
Bowman: Oh what is that?
Celine: (Lifts Skirt up) If Claude was scared and he’s straight surely this will work!
Bowman: 0_0’ (Sees Celine hairy legs)
Bowman: NO SUCH SITES SHOULDN’T EXCIST!!! (Starts to cry)
Bowman: No…no…power is fading…stop this…
Announcer: Give up?
Bowman: …
Bowman: …yes…(Falls down)
Crowd: (Cheers)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen your winner Celine!!!
(Crowd Cheers)
Announcer: Congrats! Celine you advance to face Leon in the next round!
Celine: That cocky brat will have no chance agingist me… (Walks away)
Nineh: BOWMAN! (Hurries down) Are you ok?
Bowman: So horrible…
Rena: What did you see?
Bowman: The most hairiest legs you ever seen…ugh…
Brent: Sean! Did you come up with a plan yet?
Sean: I belive so…come with me…
Brent: We’ll miss the next match…
Sean: Don’t worry about that…let’s go!
NEXT MATCH: NOEL V.S: CHISATO
ROUND 1- QUAFILERS