Tourment Of Arms 2002

MATCH 3 - Bowman V.S. Celine

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The good people of CIAJ

 

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to the 4th match!

Crowd: (Cheers)

Announcer: Are you people ready for another big show!

Ashton: Yes…hurry up!

Announcer: Alright…here we go…

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen here are the fighters for tonight!

(Lights darken)

Brent: This should be pretty good…

Female Employee: Oh yeah that Bowman is hott…(swoon)

Brent: …

Brent: Did you find a way to get rid of Ashton?

Sean: Not really…ow…

Brent: Sean? What happen?

Sean: I got jumped…

Brent: Er…

Announcer: Introducing first…he is the man with the secret stuff, the dude with the hots for the ladies, the man with the explosion pills, your hero Lacour! BOWMAN JEAN!

Bowman: (Walks out. Lights a cigarette) Yeah…kick Celine’s ass BABY!

Crowd: (Cheers)

Claude: YEAH BOWMAN! YOU ROCK!!!

Dias: …

Claude: I’m sorry Dias that you lost…here…(Hugs Dias)

Dias: GET HIM OFF!!!

Announcer: Alright Bowman will be taking these moves…

*SECERT MEDICINE*

*SAKURA ATTACK*

Bowman: I will beat that bitch bring it on!

Announcer: Alright now introducing to the stage at this time…

Celine: (Walks out)

Announcer: Introducing to the coliseum at this time she is known as a crest magician, the woman who wears sluttish clothing and hits on Claude…

Crowd: BOOOOO!!!

Claude: Hey I have feelings too!

Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!! (Throws Vegetables at Claude and hits him off stage)

Claude: Ouch…

Announcer: The girl with the weird clothing…CELINE JULES!

Celine: I’m charmed…

Announcer: Celine is taking these spells…

*ENGERY ARROW*

*METEOR SWARM*

Bowman: That’s not fair! She gets to use magic and I don’t!

Celine: Oh shut up and let’s go…

Announcer: Now I trust you know the rules:

* Both Contenders can only use 2 Killer moves or Heldary Magic

* Each member has 9999 HP and 999 MP

* You can’t leave the ring

* NO ILLEGEL CONTEMPERING WITH THE FIGHTS

* And no asking Brent to give you more time or a handicap!

Brent: GET THE HELL ON WITH THE MATCH!!! REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO BUFFER!

Announcer: Alright! People to your corners!

Bowman: …

Celine: …

Announcer: FIGHT!

Bowman: Well this should be easy! SAKURA ATTACK!

Celine: …Your so practicable… (jumps over the blast)

Bowman: TAKE THIS!!! (Uppercuts Celine)

-Celine takes 1034 HP of damage-

Bowman: Now get ready for some boxing moves bitch!

(Bowman hits Celine with fists of rights and lefts and finally an uppercut)

-Celine takes 3460 HP of damage-

 

Current Standings:

Bowman 9903 HP 954 MP

Celine 6235 HP 999 MP

(Celine blocks Bowman punch and kicks him in the nuts)

-Bowman takes 2477 HP of damage-

Bowman: Ahhhhh….

Celine: Ha…I’ve studied your weakness…

Bowman: Yeah…Owwww….

Announcer: Celine just kicked Bowman right in the nuts! He looks like he can’t continue…

Dias: Seesh…that must have hurt…

Rena: Yeah…well we all know “Bowman’s Nuts” IS his weakness…

Claude: I KNEW THAT! ^_^

All: …

Celine: ENGERY ARROW!!!

Bowman: (Jumps and avoids the beams) TAKE THIS!!! SAKURA ATTACK!!!

Celine: (Jumps away) Aging…(Kicks Bowman in the nuts)

-Bowman takes 2198 HP of damage

Current Standings:

Bowman 6455 HP 890 MP

Celine 6112 HP 954 MP

Celine: (If I’m gonna finish this fight off…better bring out the big guns!!!)

Bowman: Ouch…I think it’s not working quite right…

Nineh: I wonder if Bowman is ok?

Ernest: It’s a cartoon nothing is real…

Nineh: Oh…

Bowman: I need…my secret medicine….

(Bowman slowly gets up)

Bowman: TIME TO RECOVER MY LOST STRENGTH!!! SECERT MEDICINE!!!

(Bowman takes out a cigarette and smokes it)

Bowman: Ahh…

Celine: (While he is taking his smoking break)

Celine: TIME TO END THIS RIGHT HERE!!! METEOR SWARM!!!

(Sky glows dark and red)

Brent: Hummm…

Sean: Whoa…do you think this place will handle that type of power?

Female employee: I’m scared!

Claude: She gonna do it!!!

Celine: ALRIGHT HERE THEY COME!!!

(Flaming rocks appear in the sky and hurdle down very fast)

Bowman: (Looks up) Huh?

(Rocks come closer)

Bowman: OH…MY…TRIA!!!

(Meteors hit the stadium causing a shockwave that leaves a big crater where Bowman was)

Rena: Where is Bowman…

Announcer: …Uhhh…

Celine: …

Bowman: Owww…(Crawls out of the crater)

All: GASP! He survived?

-Bowman took 5899 HP of damage-

 

Current Standings:

Bowman 498 HP 846 MP

Celine 5999 HP 725 MP

Announcer: Unbelievable! Bowman survived the attack!

Celine: You still won’t go down…well perhaps…Huh?

Bowman: SAKURA ATTACK!!!

-Celine takes 1878 HP of damage-

Celine: This isn’t right…

Bowman: Although my clothes are burned…still I stand!

Rena: Oh my…I can see his…

Vendor: Cocktail Weenies! Only 89 FOL

Ashton: I’ll take 10! ^_^

Celine: There may be one thing that could win this match!

Bowman: Oh what is that?

Celine: (Lifts Skirt up) If Claude was scared and he’s straight surely this will work!

Bowman: 0_0’ (Sees Celine hairy legs)

Bowman: NO SUCH SITES SHOULDN’T EXCIST!!! (Starts to cry)

Bowman: No…no…power is fading…stop this…

Announcer: Give up?

Bowman: …

Bowman: …yes…(Falls down)

Crowd: (Cheers)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen your winner Celine!!!

(Crowd Cheers)

Announcer: Congrats! Celine you advance to face Leon in the next round!

Celine: That cocky brat will have no chance agingist me… (Walks away)

Nineh: BOWMAN! (Hurries down) Are you ok?

Bowman: So horrible…

Rena: What did you see?

Bowman: The most hairiest legs you ever seen…ugh…

Brent: Sean! Did you come up with a plan yet?

Sean: I belive so…come with me…

Brent: We’ll miss the next match…

Sean: Don’t worry about that…let’s go!

 

 

NEXT MATCH: NOEL V.S: CHISATO

ROUND 1- QUAFILERS