Ashton’s Barbeque Party!
“A story about good food, fun, laughs
And a question that a plagues us all
Paper or plastic?
Author notes!
I have Star Ocean. I Bought when it came out.! I love this game so I decided to write a story
Based on a barbeque I just thought of it on the weekend. Well judge for it yourself and see how
My story compares to other people (my one’s better!!! <^,^>)
(It’s a nice hot day outside the city of Cross and Ashton, Precis, Dias, Leon, and Claude are
Having a homemade barbeque)
(Grill is smoking with Ashton behind it and Claude,Precies,Leon and Dias are sitting on
The grass)
Precis: It’s sure is a WONDERFUL! DAY! ^^
Leon: Your right! Perfect for a barbeque.!
(Time passes)
Dias: …I’m hungry
Claude: Me too.
Leon: Hey Ashton! When are those hotdogs finished, were starving.!
(Ashton is whistling to himself)
Precis: ASHTON! It would be nice if you answered.!
Ashton: Gimme a break guys.! I’m trying to follow the recipe exactly right.!
…so don’t bother me.
Dias: Ashton just hurry up…
(10 minutes pass)
Claude: Where’s Rena?
Precis: She couldn’t make it.
Claude: …may I ask why?
Leon: She went shopping, and she told me that her and Celine are having take out.
Leon: …besides she bets Ashton will screw up.
Ashton: What do you MEAN SCREW UP!!!
Leon: She bets you’ll screw up like your last homemade dinner.!
Claude: …ugh!!! (Don’t even want to go there.)
(Ashton has a smirk on his face)
Ashton: Well she’s wrong! Wait and see these hotdogs will the best you’ll ever have!
Precis: But Ashton this is the first time we had em. Expect for Claude.
Ashton: Speaking of which, …Claude help me out…what do you next after taking
Them out of the package.?
Claude: 0_0!
(Claude comes next to the grill besides Ashton)
Claude: But some barbeque sauce on it.
Ashton: (takes sauce out and puts it on) Alright.
Claude: Next grill some cheese on them.
Claude: …That’s what my dad did on his barbeque with the guys playing
Poker.
(Dias comes over and checks what Claude and Ashton are doing)
Dias …(looks weirdly) what is this.! I can’t eat this this.!
Dias: I need to watch my figure for the next Tournament of arms, you know…
Claude: But Dias…you always win.
Dias: After eating this stuff.
Dias: I don’t think so.
Precis: Hey ASHY!
Ashton: NOT IN FRONT OF THEM!!!
(Claude, Leon and Dias started laughing)
Ashton: STOP IT!
(Gyoro and Ururun started snickering)
Precis: Sorry bout that.
Precis: Where did you get the recipe.?
Ashton: From Claude he told me that this is great stuff. Sort of.?
Claude: Back where I come from I eat this all the time, since we didn’t have any takeout
Because I was always on missions.
(Everyone starts checking the grill)
Dias: Put some honey mustard sauce on it.
Claude: Hey! Doesn’t anyone care about my story.?
All: NO!
Claude: Fine. (Sits down on the grass)
(Time passes)
Ashton: NO!
Leon: Something wrong big brother Ashton.?
Ashton: I ran out of chesse slices.! Dose anyone want to go the market and get some.?
(Everyone starts looking at Claude with a smile on their face)
Claude:0_0!
Claude: …OH NO.! forget it guys! No way.!
Precis: PlEEASE?
Claude: …No.!
(Precis tugs on Claude arm)
Claude: …well.
Leon: Come on big brother Claude I’ll go with you.
(Ashton gives Claude 100 FOL)
Ashton: Make sure you get it.!
Claude: You can count on me.!
Ashton: Remember don’t buy anything else. I need the change.
Claude: Ashton would I ever do something like that to you.?
Dias: Yep.
Claude:… I’m going.
(Leon and Claude started walking to Cross market. When they got to town.)
Leon: (see a ice cream vendor) Can we get ice cream.?
Claude: …no let’s get the cheese and go.!
(Claude finds the deli and goes to the front counter)
Claude: Hi! Can we get some…
Yuki: Hi Claude. ^^
Leon: Who’s this Claude.?
Claude: A friend. Remember the jam girl from Salva.
Leon: …yeah, so what.!
Claude: What are you doing at the Cross deli.?
Yuki: I make two paychecks this way.
Leon: How much you make.?
Claude: Is that important.?
Yuki: (looks annoyed) You buying or what.?
Claude: Can I have a pack of 20 cheese slices.
Yuki: Comes to about 70 FOL.
Claude: (Gives her the money)
Yuki: Paper or plastic.?
Leon: Does it matter.?
Yuki: Just pick one. Your making my business look bad.!
Claude: Alright…paper.
(So Claude and Leon start walking back to give Ashton the cheese.)
(Meanwhile back at the barbeque. Precis is bored and looks at Dias who’s is really busy)
Precis: Let’s play a game.!
Dias: …(sharping his sword)
Precis: Let’s play Twister.!
Dias: How about….no.
Precis: You never want to do ANYTHING.!
Ashton: (*piss*) Precis.
Precis: WHATTT!
Ashton: Leave him alone. He tired he’s had a long day putting up with you.
Precis: Why you…!
Ashton: While you’re here…try a hotdog.
Dias: But there is no cheese…
Ashton: The recipe says it’s doesn’t need cheese but I need it to make it taste even better.!
Precis: (Takes a hotdog from Ashton and eats it) Yummy^^ these are better then Rena’s cookies.
Dias: …
Ashton: Hey Dias! Try one.!
Dias: …Maybe later I prefer cheese on my food.
Precis: COME ON YOU BIG BABY!
(Precis knocks Dias to the ground and Ashton holds downs his legs.)
Dias:!!!
Dias: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ashton/Precis: Uh oh.!
Dias: …
Dias: …Delicious.
Ashton: I’m a bit embarrassed.
Precis: (Pats Dias on the back) SEE! These are good.
Dias: !!! (throws up!)
Precis: EWWWWW!
Ashton: …(great…he going to be sick tomorrow.)
(Ashton sees Claude and Leon and walks over to check what they bought)
Claude: What’s up Ashton.
Ashton: Did you get the thing I asked…. ( Looks in the bag and suddenly a root beer drops from
Claude’s jacket)
Ashton: …What the.!
Dias: You Greenhorn!! Where’s the chesse.!
Dias: GIVE IT TO ME!!! (Pulls out his sword)
Dias: No wait I’m being silly.
Dias: LEON! You did this.!
Leon: Wait!!! We can explain.!
Dias: 10 seconds.!
Claude: Well we bought the cheese, then we were thirsty so we found a restaurant that sold root beer so
With the rest of the money we bought drinks.
Leon: (nodding his head) It’s true.!
Ashton: What rest of the money.?
Claude: Change after we bought the cheese.
Precis: So where’s the cheese.?
Claude: It’s right here…???
(Claude checks the bag. There is hole in the bottom)
Claude/Leon: Shoot!
Dias: It’s ripped.!
Dias: …I get it.
Dias: You ate the cheese and then you bought drinks, and then you ripped the bag to make it look like an
Accident.!
Claude: Hey wait a second.!
Ashton: You ruined my barbeque.! (starts crying on the ground)
Ashton: I should have listen to that fortune cookie.!
Gyoro: (Pull yourself together)
Ururun: (Still got to admit this is pretty funny!)
Precis: Claude you screwed up.! BIG TIME.!
Claude: But..!
(Dias,Ashton and Precis looks at Claude very angry and hungry.)
Claude: Leon…
Leon: Big brother…
Claude: On the count of three RUN.!
Claude: One!
Dias: GET OVER HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR..!!!
Leon: Three!!!
(Claude and Leon run with Dias right behind them)
Precis: Well don’t just sit there AFTER THEM.!
Ashton: (still crying) I have lost everything.!
Precis: They ruined our barbeque.!
Ashton: Your right.! Let’s get em.!
Ashton: (Hope Dias saves us a piece)
Precis: Ashton.
Ashton: Hope Claude and Leon can run fast.
Precis: (What does he mean. Idiot.)
(Ashton and Precis starts running after Claude, Leon and Dias)
(Awhile later the grill still there and someone’s coming)
Zell: Man.! I’ll never get a hotdog (Damn Garden.!)
Zell:!!! (See’s the grill with the hotdogs.)
Zell: OH RIGHT!
Zell: Wait a minute.! (It’s a moorage) Nice try God.!
Zell: (It’s probley a trick) I better go.
(A while later in Cross market. Claude and Leon are walking to find Rena their cloths have been tattered.)
Leon: Big brother Claude.
Claude: I think we lost em.
Leon: This bites.!
Claude: I hear ya.
Leon: Where are we going.
Claude: To ask Rena a question.
(They see Rena sitting down on a bench reading a book)
Rena: Hi Claude…
Rena: What the…
Claude: Rena. Before you ask can I ask you a personal question.
Rena: …Yeah sure but…
Claude: If you buy 20 slices of chesse put it in a paper. (Gets interrupted by Leon)
Leon: But.
Claude: Quiet Leon.! The grown-ups are talking. (Continues question)
Claude: How can the bag rip.
Rena: Did you get that bag from the deli.?
Claude: Yeah…so?
Rena: Their bags rip all the time.
Rena: My mom says plastic is better suited. Why do you think grocery stores prefer Plastic bags.?
Claude: … (looks stunned.)
Leon: I tried to tell you! But you wouldn’t listen to me Claude.
Rena: But that’s not important. What happen to you guys.?
(Claude and Leon fall down)
Claude: Don’t ask Rena.
Leon: I knew we should have taken plastic like I said before.!
Claude: Leon…
Leon: …yeah.
Claude: Now’s not the time to be a smart aleck.
END…
Claude: I learned my lesson Plastic is better, A barbeque is better when someone else is
Cooking besides Ashton. And Final fantasy 8 character’s can’t come to Expel.!
Dias: Don’t forget.
Claude: Oh yeah. Dias sure loves cheese.
Dias: Got milk.?
Claude: 0__0!