Ashton’s Barbeque Party!

A story about good food, fun, laughs

And a question that a plagues us all

Paper or plastic?

Author notes!

I have Star Ocean. I Bought when it came out.! I love this game so I decided to write a story

Based on a barbeque I just thought of it on the weekend. Well judge for it yourself and see how

My story compares to other people (my one’s better!!! <^,^>)

 

 

(It’s a nice hot day outside the city of Cross and Ashton, Precis, Dias, Leon, and Claude are

Having a homemade barbeque)

(Grill is smoking with Ashton behind it and Claude,Precies,Leon and Dias are sitting on

The grass)

Precis: It’s sure is a WONDERFUL! DAY! ^^

Leon: Your right! Perfect for a barbeque.!

(Time passes)

Dias: …I’m hungry

Claude: Me too.

Leon: Hey Ashton! When are those hotdogs finished, were starving.!

(Ashton is whistling to himself)

Precis: ASHTON! It would be nice if you answered.!

Ashton: Gimme a break guys.! I’m trying to follow the recipe exactly right.!

…so don’t bother me.

Dias: Ashton just hurry up…

(10 minutes pass)

Claude: Where’s Rena?

Precis: She couldn’t make it.

Claude: …may I ask why?

Leon: She went shopping, and she told me that her and Celine are having take out.

Leon: …besides she bets Ashton will screw up.

Ashton: What do you MEAN SCREW UP!!!

Leon: She bets you’ll screw up like your last homemade dinner.!

Claude: …ugh!!! (Don’t even want to go there.)

(Ashton has a smirk on his face)

Ashton: Well she’s wrong! Wait and see these hotdogs will the best you’ll ever have!

Precis: But Ashton this is the first time we had em. Expect for Claude.

Ashton: Speaking of which, …Claude help me out…what do you next after taking

Them out of the package.?

Claude: 0_0!

(Claude comes next to the grill besides Ashton)

Claude: But some barbeque sauce on it.

Ashton: (takes sauce out and puts it on) Alright.

Claude: Next grill some cheese on them.

Claude: …That’s what my dad did on his barbeque with the guys playing

Poker.

(Dias comes over and checks what Claude and Ashton are doing)

Dias …(looks weirdly) what is this.! I can’t eat this this.!

Dias: I need to watch my figure for the next Tournament of arms, you know…

Claude: But Dias…you always win.

Dias: After eating this stuff.

Dias: I don’t think so.

Precis: Hey ASHY!

Ashton: NOT IN FRONT OF THEM!!!

(Claude, Leon and Dias started laughing)

Ashton: STOP IT!

(Gyoro and Ururun started snickering)

Precis: Sorry bout that.

Precis: Where did you get the recipe.?

Ashton: From Claude he told me that this is great stuff. Sort of.?

Claude: Back where I come from I eat this all the time, since we didn’t have any takeout

Because I was always on missions.

(Everyone starts checking the grill)

Dias: Put some honey mustard sauce on it.

Claude: Hey! Doesn’t anyone care about my story.?

All: NO!

Claude: Fine. (Sits down on the grass)

(Time passes)

Ashton: NO!

Leon: Something wrong big brother Ashton.?

Ashton: I ran out of chesse slices.! Dose anyone want to go the market and get some.?

(Everyone starts looking at Claude with a smile on their face)

Claude:0_0!

Claude: …OH NO.! forget it guys! No way.!

Precis: PlEEASE?

Claude: …No.!

(Precis tugs on Claude arm)

Claude: …well.

Leon: Come on big brother Claude I’ll go with you.

(Ashton gives Claude 100 FOL)

Ashton: Make sure you get it.!

Claude: You can count on me.!

Ashton: Remember don’t buy anything else. I need the change.

Claude: Ashton would I ever do something like that to you.?

Dias: Yep.

Claude:… I’m going.

(Leon and Claude started walking to Cross market. When they got to town.)

Leon: (see a ice cream vendor) Can we get ice cream.?

Claude: …no let’s get the cheese and go.!

(Claude finds the deli and goes to the front counter)

Claude: Hi! Can we get some…

Yuki: Hi Claude. ^^

Leon: Who’s this Claude.?

Claude: A friend. Remember the jam girl from Salva.

Leon: …yeah, so what.!

Claude: What are you doing at the Cross deli.?

Yuki: I make two paychecks this way.

Leon: How much you make.?

Claude: Is that important.?

Yuki: (looks annoyed) You buying or what.?

Claude: Can I have a pack of 20 cheese slices.

Yuki: Comes to about 70 FOL.

Claude: (Gives her the money)

Yuki: Paper or plastic.?

Leon: Does it matter.?

Yuki: Just pick one. Your making my business look bad.!

Claude: Alright…paper.

(So Claude and Leon start walking back to give Ashton the cheese.)

(Meanwhile back at the barbeque. Precis is bored and looks at Dias who’s is really busy)

Precis: Let’s play a game.!

Dias: …(sharping his sword)

Precis: Let’s play Twister.!

Dias: How about….no.

Precis: You never want to do ANYTHING.!

Ashton: (*piss*) Precis.

Precis: WHATTT!

Ashton: Leave him alone. He tired he’s had a long day putting up with you.

Precis: Why you…!

Ashton: While you’re here…try a hotdog.

Dias: But there is no cheese…

Ashton: The recipe says it’s doesn’t need cheese but I need it to make it taste even better.!

Precis: (Takes a hotdog from Ashton and eats it) Yummy^^ these are better then Rena’s cookies.

Dias: …

Ashton: Hey Dias! Try one.!

Dias: …Maybe later I prefer cheese on my food.

Precis: COME ON YOU BIG BABY!

(Precis knocks Dias to the ground and Ashton holds downs his legs.)

Dias:!!!

Dias: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ashton/Precis: Uh oh.!

Dias: …

Dias: …Delicious.

Ashton: I’m a bit embarrassed.

Precis: (Pats Dias on the back) SEE! These are good.

Dias: !!! (throws up!)

Precis: EWWWWW!

Ashton: …(great…he going to be sick tomorrow.)

(Ashton sees Claude and Leon and walks over to check what they bought)

Claude: What’s up Ashton.

Ashton: Did you get the thing I asked…. ( Looks in the bag and suddenly a root beer drops from

Claude’s jacket)

Ashton: …What the.!

Dias: You Greenhorn!! Where’s the chesse.!

Dias: GIVE IT TO ME!!! (Pulls out his sword)

Dias: No wait I’m being silly.

Dias: LEON! You did this.!

Leon: Wait!!! We can explain.!

Dias: 10 seconds.!

Claude: Well we bought the cheese, then we were thirsty so we found a restaurant that sold root beer so

With the rest of the money we bought drinks.

Leon: (nodding his head) It’s true.!

Ashton: What rest of the money.?

Claude: Change after we bought the cheese.

Precis: So where’s the cheese.?

Claude: It’s right here…???

(Claude checks the bag. There is hole in the bottom)

Claude/Leon: Shoot!

Dias: It’s ripped.!

Dias: …I get it.

Dias: You ate the cheese and then you bought drinks, and then you ripped the bag to make it look like an

Accident.!

Claude: Hey wait a second.!

Ashton: You ruined my barbeque.! (starts crying on the ground)

Ashton: I should have listen to that fortune cookie.!

Gyoro: (Pull yourself together)

Ururun: (Still got to admit this is pretty funny!)

Precis: Claude you screwed up.! BIG TIME.!

Claude: But..!

(Dias,Ashton and Precis looks at Claude very angry and hungry.)

Claude: Leon…

Leon: Big brother…

Claude: On the count of three RUN.!

Claude: One!

Dias: GET OVER HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR..!!!

Leon: Three!!!

(Claude and Leon run with Dias right behind them)

Precis: Well don’t just sit there AFTER THEM.!

Ashton: (still crying) I have lost everything.!

Precis: They ruined our barbeque.!

Ashton: Your right.! Let’s get em.!

Ashton: (Hope Dias saves us a piece)

Precis: Ashton.

Ashton: Hope Claude and Leon can run fast.

Precis: (What does he mean. Idiot.)

(Ashton and Precis starts running after Claude, Leon and Dias)

(Awhile later the grill still there and someone’s coming)

Zell: Man.! I’ll never get a hotdog (Damn Garden.!)

Zell:!!! (See’s the grill with the hotdogs.)

Zell: OH RIGHT!

Zell: Wait a minute.! (It’s a moorage) Nice try God.!

Zell: (It’s probley a trick) I better go.

(A while later in Cross market. Claude and Leon are walking to find Rena their cloths have been tattered.)

Leon: Big brother Claude.

Claude: I think we lost em.

Leon: This bites.!

Claude: I hear ya.

Leon: Where are we going.

Claude: To ask Rena a question.

(They see Rena sitting down on a bench reading a book)

Rena: Hi Claude…

Rena: What the…

Claude: Rena. Before you ask can I ask you a personal question.

Rena: …Yeah sure but…

Claude: If you buy 20 slices of chesse put it in a paper. (Gets interrupted by Leon)

Leon: But.

Claude: Quiet Leon.! The grown-ups are talking. (Continues question)

Claude: How can the bag rip.

Rena: Did you get that bag from the deli.?

Claude: Yeah…so?

Rena: Their bags rip all the time.

Rena: My mom says plastic is better suited. Why do you think grocery stores prefer Plastic bags.?

Claude: … (looks stunned.)

Leon: I tried to tell you! But you wouldn’t listen to me Claude.

Rena: But that’s not important. What happen to you guys.?

(Claude and Leon fall down)

Claude: Don’t ask Rena.

Leon: I knew we should have taken plastic like I said before.!

Claude: Leon…

Leon: …yeah.

Claude: Now’s not the time to be a smart aleck.

 

END…

Claude: I learned my lesson Plastic is better, A barbeque is better when someone else is

Cooking besides Ashton. And Final fantasy 8 character’s can’t come to Expel.!

Dias: Don’t forget.

Claude: Oh yeah. Dias sure loves cheese.

Dias: Got milk.?

Claude: 0__0!