Tourment Of Arms 2002

MATCH 2 - Ernest V.S. Ashton

Reported and dubed by:

The good people of CIAJ

 

Annoucer: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to our 2nd bout of this week!

(Crowd Cheers)

Announcer: DO YOU PEOPLE WANNA SEE A FIGHT OR WHAT!

(Crowd Cheers)

Guy: Hey make sure you hide those barrels!

Brent: Why?

Guy: Don’t you read the program? The man is here!

Brent: Eh?

Guy: The man with the two dragons!

Brent: Oh that guy…don’t worry…I’ll hide his preious barrels.

Brent: (Two dragons?)

Annoucer: Once aging I’ll hand it over to Mr. Michal Buffer (Hands Buffer the mic)

Buffer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS OF EXPEL AND ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE ARE YOU READY!

Crowd: YEAH!!! (Cheers)

Buffer: Alright as you know the results are randomly determined (Don’t ask me how) and the contenders have been fully rested before the battle.

Buffer: The rules are simple in this contest:

* Both Contenders can only use 2 Killer moves or Heldary Magic

* Each member has 9999 HP and 999 MP

* You can’t leave the ring

* NO ILLEGEL CONTEMPERING WITH THE FIGHTS

* And no asking Brent to give you more time or a handicap!

Brent: These people don’t need my help…

Buffer: We hope you’ll enjoy today’s match…

(Lights dim and spotlights appear in the two corners)

Buffer: Ladies and gentleman our next match is between the so-called freaks of SO2

(Spot light lands on Ernest)

Buffer: Ladies and Gentleman in this corner he is the oldest of the group. The master of the whip, the rock collector, The man from Tetragene! ERNEST RAVIEDE!!!

(Crowd Cheers)

Ernest: Hiya Opera! I’m on T.V.!

Opera: Concentrate Ern! ^_^

Duff Man: DUFF MAN WANTS YOU TO WIN!

Ernest: ??? WHAT’S HE DOIN HERE!

Opera: Were Business partners remember after Blue Sphere I got a job as a Duff Cooperation Sponser.

Ernest: I’ll deal with you later…after I take out the Dragon Boy

Fan: ASHTON RULEZ

Claude: Oh shut up! (Pegs him with a rock)

Claude: HAHAHAHA

Rena: That was rude!

Claude: Who cares! I can be a total jerk and no one can stop me!

Opera: LIGHTING BLADE!

(Claude gets Fried)

Claude: …O…W…

Brent: Thanks Opera! CAN WE PLEASE START THE MATCH!

Opera: Fine…

Buffer: Ernest has decided to take these 2 Killer Moves

*THUNDER WHIP*

* SONIC WHIP*

Buffer: I hope you’ll do well Mr. Ernest!

Ernest: Of course I have a lovely lady at my side!

Bowman: YOU RULE ERNEST!

Ernest: …

All: HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Walks to his corner)

Buffer: And now!!! Here he is!!! (Ashton Walks out with a barrel)

Crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Claude: BOOOOOOOO!!!

Dias: …(Walks behind Claude)

Claude: Dias?

Dias: The sword is ready for you!

Claude: I can always beat you!

Dias: KUUHAZAN! (Blows Claude away)

Claude: WHA!!!

Buffer: Let’s give a big hand to Dias!

Crowd: YEAHHHHHH!!!

Dias: Aww…geez…(Stay cool…)

Buffer: And Ernest opponent tonight is….The man from Expel, he comes into the arena not as 1 but 3!

Ashton: (Looking at the Barrel) Ah…such a design…

Buffer: The two headed dragon, the master swordsman, EVERYONE FAVORITE HERO, THE MAN WHO MAKES STAR OCEAN EX AS IT IS!!! ASHTON ANCHOURS!

Crowd: YEAHHHH!!!

Ernest: Holy shit…looks like the fans ain’t on my side…

Ashton: You were used to storage hot dog buns…

All: …

Buffer: Ashton has decided to take these Killer Moves:

*TRI-ACE*

* DRAGON BREATH*

Ashton: Were gonna win…right guys?

Gyoro: Yep

Ururun: Yeah

Ernest: Going down Dragon boy!

All: BOOOOOOOO!!!

Ernest: Hey!

Buffer: Now Ladies and Gentleman…Get ready for the second match this week

Ernest: (Damn…Tri-Ace…not that)

Ashton: (Hey guys…would you stop going through my pants!)

Buffer: READY GO!!!

Ashton: WHAAA!!! STOP GOING THROUGH MY PANTS…HEHEHE IT TICKLES!

Ernest: (Brings out his whip and hits Ashton)

* Ashton takes 567 HP of damage

Ashton: Ouche!!! (Gets hit aging)

*Ashton takes 789 HP of damage

Ernest: WHY AREN’T YOU ATTACKING ME!!!

Ashton: Ah…you were made with special material…

Ernest: (Faints)

Ernest: THE HELL!!! CAN’T YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU RETIRE!!!

Ashton: You don’t understand the beauty of Barrels!!!

Opera: ERNEST!

Ernest: Eh?

Opera: Leave it up to me! BOW!!! (Fires three shots at the barrel)

Ashton: NOOOOOO!!!

*Ashton takes 1378 HP of damage

Current Standings:

Ernest 9978 HP 999 MP

Ashton 8013 HP 999 MP

Crowd: OHHHH!!!

Ashton: My…Barrel…WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!

Opera: Oh Shit…

Duff Man: Duff Man will protect you!

Buffer: Oh my Ashton is leaving the Arena and attacking those two people!

Claude: HEY HE’S CHEATING HE CAN’T LEAVE!

Cutepiku: WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHUT UP!

Claude: Hey who the…(Sees Cutepiku’s Ax)

Claude: Um…never mind…

Ashton: HOW DARE YOU DESTORY THE PRIDE OF JOY OF MY LIFE! I’LL CUT YOU INTO PIECES!

Ashton: Go Ururun!

Ururun: (Spits out Ice and freezes Duff Man)

Duff Man: FROSTY AND COOL…(Turns into a icicle)

Opera: AHHH!!!

Ashton: No! I can’t cut a Women!

Ernest: OPERA! SONIC WHIP!

Ashton: Eh? (Gets hit by the hurricane!)

*Ashton takes 2013 HP of damage!*

Current Standings:

Ernest 9902 HP 967 MP

Ashton 5987 HP 959 MP

 

Buffer: ANCHOURS IS DOWN! AND ERNEST IS GONNA FINISH THIS OFF WITH ONE FINAL ATTACK!

Ernest: SONIC WHIP!

(Ashton jumps out of the way)

(Two-Headed Dragon theme plays)

Ashton: Hump! How dare you attack us the Evil Ones with a peace of leather!

Ernest: OH SHIT!

Ashton: Although you are strong…we must punish you!

Ernest: I’m Sorry!!!

Ashton: …YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ernest: (Hands in front of his face!)

Ernest: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Opera; ERNEST!!!

Gyoro: (Burns Ernest)

Ururun: (Freezes Ernest’s legs)

*Ernest takes 3876 HP of damage*

Ashton: Now!!! OH THE ALMIGHTY TRIA!!! SMASH ALL THE ENEMIES!!!

Ernest: I’m dead…

Dias: Impressive!

Claude: WHOA!

Rena: That’s my hero!!!

Claude: But I thought…

Ashton: TRI-ACE!!!

(Huge Explosion)

*Ernest takes 8007 HP of damage*

Ernest: …Ow…

Crowd: YAY!!!!

Buffer: Ladies and Gentleman ASHTON ANCHOURS WINS!!!

Claude: Thanks a lot Rena I just missed the best part!

Ashton: Wha…Wha happened?

Buffer: CONGRATUALIONS Mr. Anchors You’ll advance to fight either Opera or Dias

Dias: …

Opera: …

Ashton: OPERA!!! YOU AND ME!!!

Dias: I don’t think so…

Man: Hey Mr.Flac your up!

NEXT MATCH: OPERA V.S: DIAS

ROUND 1- QUAFILERS