Tourment Of Arms 2002
MATCH 2 - Ernest V.S. Ashton
Reported and dubed by:
The good people of CIAJ
Annoucer: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to our 2nd bout of this week!
(Crowd Cheers)
Announcer: DO YOU PEOPLE WANNA SEE A FIGHT OR WHAT!
(Crowd Cheers)
Guy: Hey make sure you hide those barrels!
Brent: Why?
Guy: Don’t you read the program? The man is here!
Brent: Eh?
Guy: The man with the two dragons!
Brent: Oh that guy…don’t worry…I’ll hide his preious barrels.
Brent: (Two dragons?)
Annoucer: Once aging I’ll hand it over to Mr. Michal Buffer (Hands Buffer the mic)
Buffer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS OF EXPEL AND ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE ARE YOU READY!
Crowd: YEAH!!! (Cheers)
Buffer: Alright as you know the results are randomly determined (Don’t ask me how) and the contenders have been fully rested before the battle.
Buffer: The rules are simple in this contest:
* Both Contenders can only use 2 Killer moves or Heldary Magic
* Each member has 9999 HP and 999 MP
* You can’t leave the ring
* NO ILLEGEL CONTEMPERING WITH THE FIGHTS
* And no asking Brent to give you more time or a handicap!
Brent: These people don’t need my help…
Buffer: We hope you’ll enjoy today’s match…
(Lights dim and spotlights appear in the two corners)
Buffer: Ladies and gentleman our next match is between the so-called freaks of SO2
(Spot light lands on Ernest)
Buffer: Ladies and Gentleman in this corner he is the oldest of the group. The master of the whip, the rock collector, The man from Tetragene! ERNEST RAVIEDE!!!
(Crowd Cheers)
Ernest: Hiya Opera! I’m on T.V.!
Opera: Concentrate Ern! ^_^
Duff Man: DUFF MAN WANTS YOU TO WIN!
Ernest: ??? WHAT’S HE DOIN HERE!
Opera: Were Business partners remember after Blue Sphere I got a job as a Duff Cooperation Sponser.
Ernest: I’ll deal with you later…after I take out the Dragon Boy
Fan: ASHTON RULEZ
Claude: Oh shut up! (Pegs him with a rock)
Claude: HAHAHAHA
Rena: That was rude!
Claude: Who cares! I can be a total jerk and no one can stop me!
Opera: LIGHTING BLADE!
(Claude gets Fried)
Claude: …O…W…
Brent: Thanks Opera! CAN WE PLEASE START THE MATCH!
Opera: Fine…
Buffer: Ernest has decided to take these 2 Killer Moves
*THUNDER WHIP*
* SONIC WHIP*
Buffer: I hope you’ll do well Mr. Ernest!
Ernest: Of course I have a lovely lady at my side!
Bowman: YOU RULE ERNEST!
Ernest: …
All: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Walks to his corner)
Buffer: And now!!! Here he is!!! (Ashton Walks out with a barrel)
Crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claude: BOOOOOOOO!!!
Dias: …(Walks behind Claude)
Claude: Dias?
Dias: The sword is ready for you!
Claude: I can always beat you!
Dias: KUUHAZAN! (Blows Claude away)
Claude: WHA!!!
Buffer: Let’s give a big hand to Dias!
Crowd: YEAHHHHHH!!!
Dias: Aww…geez…(Stay cool…)
Buffer: And Ernest opponent tonight is….The man from Expel, he comes into the arena not as 1 but 3!
Ashton: (Looking at the Barrel) Ah…such a design…
Buffer: The two headed dragon, the master swordsman, EVERYONE FAVORITE HERO, THE MAN WHO MAKES STAR OCEAN EX AS IT IS!!! ASHTON ANCHOURS!
Crowd: YEAHHHH!!!
Ernest: Holy shit…looks like the fans ain’t on my side…
Ashton: You were used to storage hot dog buns…
All: …
Buffer: Ashton has decided to take these Killer Moves:
*TRI-ACE*
* DRAGON BREATH*
Ashton: Were gonna win…right guys?
Gyoro: Yep
Ururun: Yeah
Ernest: Going down Dragon boy!
All: BOOOOOOOO!!!
Ernest: Hey!
Buffer: Now Ladies and Gentleman…Get ready for the second match this week
Ernest: (Damn…Tri-Ace…not that)
Ashton: (Hey guys…would you stop going through my pants!)
Buffer: READY GO!!!
Ashton: WHAAA!!! STOP GOING THROUGH MY PANTS…HEHEHE IT TICKLES!
Ernest: (Brings out his whip and hits Ashton)
* Ashton takes 567 HP of damage
Ashton: Ouche!!! (Gets hit aging)
*Ashton takes 789 HP of damage
Ernest: WHY AREN’T YOU ATTACKING ME!!!
Ashton: Ah…you were made with special material…
Ernest: (Faints)
Ernest: THE HELL!!! CAN’T YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU RETIRE!!!
Ashton: You don’t understand the beauty of Barrels!!!
Opera: ERNEST!
Ernest: Eh?
Opera: Leave it up to me! BOW!!! (Fires three shots at the barrel)
Ashton: NOOOOOO!!!
*Ashton takes 1378 HP of damage
Current Standings:
Ernest 9978 HP 999 MP
Ashton 8013 HP 999 MP
Crowd: OHHHH!!!
Ashton: My…Barrel…WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!
Opera: Oh Shit…
Duff Man: Duff Man will protect you!
Buffer: Oh my Ashton is leaving the Arena and attacking those two people!
Claude: HEY HE’S CHEATING HE CAN’T LEAVE!
Cutepiku: WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHUT UP!
Claude: Hey who the…(Sees Cutepiku’s Ax)
Claude: Um…never mind…
Ashton: HOW DARE YOU DESTORY THE PRIDE OF JOY OF MY LIFE! I’LL CUT YOU INTO PIECES!
Ashton: Go Ururun!
Ururun: (Spits out Ice and freezes Duff Man)
Duff Man: FROSTY AND COOL…(Turns into a icicle)
Opera: AHHH!!!
Ashton: No! I can’t cut a Women!
Ernest: OPERA! SONIC WHIP!
Ashton: Eh? (Gets hit by the hurricane!)
*Ashton takes 2013 HP of damage!*
Current Standings:
Ernest 9902 HP 967 MP
Ashton 5987 HP 959 MP
Buffer: ANCHOURS IS DOWN! AND ERNEST IS GONNA FINISH THIS OFF WITH ONE FINAL ATTACK!
Ernest: SONIC WHIP!
(Ashton jumps out of the way)
(Two-Headed Dragon theme plays)
Ashton: Hump! How dare you attack us the Evil Ones with a peace of leather!
Ernest: OH SHIT!
Ashton: Although you are strong…we must punish you!
Ernest: I’m Sorry!!!
Ashton: …YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ernest: (Hands in front of his face!)
Ernest: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Opera; ERNEST!!!
Gyoro: (Burns Ernest)
Ururun: (Freezes Ernest’s legs)
*Ernest takes 3876 HP of damage*
Ashton: Now!!! OH THE ALMIGHTY TRIA!!! SMASH ALL THE ENEMIES!!!
Ernest: I’m dead…
Dias: Impressive!
Claude: WHOA!
Rena: That’s my hero!!!
Claude: But I thought…
Ashton: TRI-ACE!!!
(Huge Explosion)
*Ernest takes 8007 HP of damage*
Ernest: …Ow…
Crowd: YAY!!!!
Buffer: Ladies and Gentleman ASHTON ANCHOURS WINS!!!
Claude: Thanks a lot Rena I just missed the best part!
Ashton: Wha…Wha happened?
Buffer: CONGRATUALIONS Mr. Anchors You’ll advance to fight either Opera or Dias
Dias: …
Opera: …
Ashton: OPERA!!! YOU AND ME!!!
Dias: I don’t think so…
Man: Hey Mr.Flac your up!
NEXT MATCH: OPERA V.S: DIAS
ROUND 1- QUAFILERS