1-800-Call-SO2

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It's a nice Friday summer evening when the group and they're new neighbor, Chris, are having a cookout.

Noel: I will not eat anything you people serve me!

Rena: I worked hard and cooked this food and your going to eat it! *Shoves the food in his mouth*

Chris: Noel, it won't kill ya…

Noel: *muffling*

Ashley: I really like cook outs! *Takes a bite out of her cheeseburger*

Celine: I can't eat much... I might gain weight... *drinks a can of slim fast*

Chris: So relaxing...the outdoors is… *flicks shades on*

Claude: Steak... *drools*

Ashton: Hamburgers...

Dias: Chicken Skewers...

Opera: Beer!!! *sips her mug* Mmm…

Chris: *chuckles*

Ashley: ^-^; I see... *takes another bite out her cheeseburger*

Leon walks up to Chris: Big brother Chris... can you come here please?

Chris: Sure… what's up?

Leon: Well...

Claude: WE'RE TRYING TO EAT LEON! SO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! *Cutting up his steak*

Leon: ... Never mind... *walks back to the table in sits in his high chair*

Chris: Umm...I assume this can't wait?

Claude: *evil glare at Chris*

Chris: Leon?

Ashley: Your a jerk Claude… *takes a slice of short cake* Thanks Rena!

Rena: No problem! ^-^

Claude: *glares at Ashley while chewing on a piece of steak*

Leon: It can wait...

Chris: Ok...

Precis: *out of nowhere* CHOCOLATE CREEEEPES!!!!

Chris: Dessert...the best meal of the day...

Rena: I agree! *Is eating short cake*

~ Mean while near the outdoor television… ~

Ernest: That was a queer guy...

Chris: *over hears this* ...

Bowman: *turns the TV off* Your telling me...

Ashley: What's a queer?

Leon: *Coughs* Even I know that... *cough*

Celine: Leon, darling… you seem… bothered today…

Leon: … *drinks carrot juice quietly*

Chris: A queer is a stupid person… not knowing anything.

Ernest: Also... They're not normal...

Ashley: As in what? *Blinks*

Chris: Uhhh... *scratches his head*

Ernest: *sweat drop*

Ashley: TELL MEEEE!!!

Bowman: ...

Chris: ...

Ashley: TELL MEEE!!!

Chris: I dunno how to put it in words!

Ernest: Look in a dictionary...

All: *sweat drop*

~ Chris gets a dictionary and gives it to Ashley opened to the word 'queer'. As he hands the book to Ashley, he hears a phone ringing. And it's not coming from his cell phone ~

Ashley: *points to the word as she reads* Okay... 'Queer'... Oddly unlike the usual or normal... example... a queer smell...

Precis: I'll be right back! ^_^ *Runs into the house*

Chris: Kay!

Ashley continues: Number 2... Not quite well.... example... Uneasy...

Leon: MEANING THEY'RE- *coughs can be heard*

All: *sweat drop* O.o;

Noel: *after praying to Tria for what he just ate* Amen… Leon? Is something wrong?

Leon: … *turns away from everyone*

Chris: Now… Leon… what'd you need?

Leon: … *sticks his finger up*

Claude: *walks over to Leon* Why I oughta-

~ Meanwhile in the House of Anchors… ~

Precis: 1-800-Call-So2! We help ya and we get paid!

Woman: *on the other line* Oh… Hello?

Precis: Hello!!!

Woman: … Hello…

Precis: What can I do for ya?

~ Back outside… ~

Leon: Oh... Umm... I kinda forgot... *closes his book and puts his hand down*

Dias: *looks where Claude is right now… up a tree* Watch out for the bees now!

Bees: *buzzing madly* BBzzzzZZZZZzzzzz!!!

All: *sweat drop* ô.o;

Claude: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Chris: Ok… *lifts his glasses up to see Claude fall 15 feet from the tree*

Ashley: So that’s what it means... *closes the dictionary*

Chris: *turns back to Ashley* Yep...

Rena: Well... She learns something new today....

Ashley: Yep! ^-^

~ Chris gets up, hoping no one noticed him. Ernest mumbles when he sees Chris disappear around the corner. Chris finally gets in the house to check on Precis ~

Precis: *still on the phone* Oh... so you want us to ruin a wedding?

Woman: That's right... I'll pay you what ever you want...

Precis: But first... can I get your name?

Chris: *in thought* A wedding, huh?

Woman: I c-can't...

Precis: ...O-Kay... So when do we do the messing up?

Woman: The wedding is tomorrow at the Cave of Trials... the top floor...

Precis: Cave of... Trials? *Looks clueless*

Woman: Yes... I must go now... *hangs up*

Precis: How RUDE! I didn't even say bye!!! *Slams the phone down*

Chris: What wuz dat? *Walks into the living as if he didn't hear anything*

Precis turns to Chris: Oh... some lady wants us to mess up a wedding because she says the woman her dad is marrying is a good for nothing -

~ Everyone walks in just as another yell is heard from Claude… ~

Chris: *sweat drop* What wuz dat? *Sees Claude running up and down the lawn with bees still chasing him*

All: Hm? What's wuz what? *They hear Claude* … *Sweat drop*

Claris: I'm here! *bops Dias in the head* Don't touch me...

Dias: ... *rolls his eyes*

Precis: New job...

All: HERE WE GO!!!

Chris: Wadda we have to do now? *Crosses his arms*

Precis: Wait until tomorrow... then go to the Cave of... Trials...

Ashley: THAT QUEERY PLACE!?

Ernest: *sweat drop*

Chris: CAVE OF TRIALS!!!!!???!!!! COOL!!!!!!

Leon: *reading from his book* 'The Cave Of Trials… *passes the book to Rena*

Rena: 13 Levels... *passes the book to a bee stung infested Claude*

Claude: Lots of stairs... *Rena's hand touches Claude, causing him to scream*

All: *sweat drop* ô.o;

Leon: *snatches his book away from Claude, glares at him and hands it to Chris*

Chris: Definitely… Hard Enemies… *hands the book to Chisato*

Chisato: Ugly people... *didn't even look at the book and hands it to Ashton*

Ashton: No barrels... *hands the book to Ashley, looking disappointed*

Ashley: Here's a barrel! *Points to a page in a book, lowers the book down and points in a corner*

Ashton: *runs up to the barrel and clings onto it * You were used for brandy, weren't you?

Chris: *Stifles a laugh* Opera? *The book is handed to Opera*

Opera: No beer... *looks to Chris* I didn't do it! *Sweat drop as she hands the book to Ernest*

Ernest: *thinks* Been there… done that… No tea... but a place to explore... once again…

Chris: No leeway…

Claris: Leeway? *Blinks*

Bowman: No... *Doesn't say it*

Chris: No cures....

Bowman: *Sweat drop* Yeah! ^-^' What you said!

Claris: *giggles* I know what your going to say Bowman! *Smiles and hold her finger to her lip*

Bowman: Don't tell ^_^;

Claris: *does a peace sign* I wont! ^-^v

Noel: No Tinky Winky... *tries to hug Dias*

Dias: *draws sword* If you don't want to die... beat it...

Chris: Noel, back off...no one is like that...

~ Everyone begins to laugh, just when Claris shouts… ~

Claris: No TV... HEY WAIT! Let's broadcast it!

Chris: How about no?

Claris: How about... I just record it then?

Chris: How about no?

Ashley: *out of nowhere* You're a queer Noel...

Ernest: *slaps his hand across his face* …

Opera: Something wrong Erny?

Chris: Now that wasn't nice…

Ashley: *turns to Chris and glares at him* ¬.¬*

Ashton: *whispers to Chris* I think it's best you... don't say nothing...

Chris: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh...

Claude: *covered in Band-Aids* The House of Anchors... Owned by Ashley Lanford… Why can't it be- OUCH! STOP HITTING ME LEON! *Snatches a pack of rubber bands from Leon's hand*

Leon: *takes his book out and looks at Claude evilly* Wanna try that again?

Claude: … *hands Leon the pack of rubber bands and continues to get popped*

Rena: *looks at Leon to Claude* ô.O; Okay... *turns to Claris after hearing one big pop* We'll Record it Claris... AND SEND IT TO-

Claude: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

All: Lacour's Funniest Home Videos!!!

Chris: WHAT THE- They HAVE a show LIKE that!?

Claris: Where have you been? *Smirks*

Chris: *scribbles* Why doncha say we rest fer tomorrow... wait… it's only... Uhhh... I don't know the time...

Ashley: The time is a queer...

Ernest: *walks up stairs* ...

Chris: Time is a thing… not a person… ¬¬

Ashley: *growls* ¬_¬*

Chris: Fine, fine. It's a queer already...

Ashley: ^-^

Rena: Well... Let's go Claude...

Claude: Yay! *Heading up stairs, falling on the carpet and slide down screaming*

Chisato: Ooh! Now that had to hurt!

Claude: *with tears in his eyes* Are you going to read me 'The Three Little Bears' Tonight, Rena?

Rena: I'll see...

Chris: I'm gonna do some things at my house...*decided to tell them he went into the forging business till later*

~ A door is heard slammed ~

Opera: Let me go see what's wrong with Erny... *heads up stairs*

Chris: See you guys later…

Precis: Beware of the Chibis who run around at night, beating people up! ^_^

Chris: ô.O; O…kay…

Rena: Bye Chris.

Chris: Thanks for the food Rena.

Rena: Anytime!

~ Rena says her last goodbye and closes the door. Chris walks down the side walk and over to his house. He takes out the house key, hearing little voices and people screaming, CHIBIS!!! *sweat drop* Chris opens his door and closes it, locking it, and hearing more screams afterwards. He heads up stairs and walks to door ~

Chris: *Opening his bedroom door* Whew…

Claire: * wakes up* What's wrong Chris darling? *yawns*

Chris: I'm gonna do something downstairs *goes down to basement to find a LOT of raw material* I know! *Makes a new kind of Shield, the supreme gauntlets which exceed the standards of any regular shield and uses reproduction to make 1500 more and then goes up and sleeps for the night*

~ Meanwhile at the House of Anchors… ~

Ashley: Well... I'm going to bed now... Nighty night... *kisses Ashton on the cheek and runs to her room*

Ashton: *blushes* And to think she name her house after me... How lucky I am!

Dias: Luck... *rolls his eyes* What ever...

Claris: I'm sleeping down stairs... Yeah!

Dias: Please do… you might lure something upstairs if you go… *is halfway up the stairs now*

Claris: *sweat drop* …

Bowman: Everyone! Let's go straight to bed!

All: …

~ Next day… ~

Ashton knocking on Ashley's door: Wake up Ashley...

Claris: Hmm... you do it this way Ashy.. *kicks her door* GET UP!!!

Ashton: *sweat drop*

~ Chris gets up and find no one is awake in his house at the moment. He gets up and fixes a cup of coffee, writing a letter to his wife before he heads to over to 'The House of Anchors'. He walks across the lawn, swearing he heard something as he climbed up the stairs to knock on the door… ~

Opera: *opens the door and rubs her eyes* Good morning…

Chris: Hey... everyone up yet?

Ashley: *opens the door and glares at Claris* ...Hey you…

Opera: Rena's cooking breakfast now...

Leon: *banging on the bathroom door* OPEN THE D*MN DOOR!?

Opera: *sweat drop*

Chris: I see... may I come in?

Opera: Sure... *moves out the door way*

Chris: Thanks... *walks in* Mornin' Rena…

Rena: Good morning Chris. Pancakes?

Chris: Sure... thanks...

Dias: What's cooking? *sniffs around*

Celine: *opens a can of slim fast* Pancakes… *sips it* Chocolate…

Ashley: *sits down at the table beside Ernest* I smell the queerest of things...

Ernest: *chokes on his coffee* !?

Chris: You O.K.?

Ernest: Y-Yeah...

Ashley: Can I have a sunny side up egg, bacon, and some orange juice, please Rena?

Rena: *sets a plate of pancakes in the middle of the table* Sure...

Ashley: Rena, your so nice! ^-^

Chris: *drools*

Chisato: Eww... *moves her plate out the way*

Chris: *stops drooling* Sorry

Claris: *hops in her high chair* I got a new video tape!

Chris: That's nice... *begins to eat*

Dias: *whispering in Chris' ear* Don't like her either, eh?

Claris: *kicks the heck outta Dias* ¬.¬*

Dias: *winces* GOT D*MNIT!

Chris: *swallows the pancake and whispers to Dias * Not really. She's a little annoying… You okay?

Dias: *walks away limping*

Claris: Punk… *sips her orange juice from a straw*

Ashton: Hmm...

Chris: Hmmm…?

Opera: Hit me! *places her mug on the table kinda hard making it rattle*

Ernest: NOT EARLY IN THE MORNING!!!

Claris: *sweat drop* O-Kaay…

Chris: I should hope not- *sweat drop*

Noel: No food for me... I don't trust you people... *drinks some water*

Chris: Just shut up and eat…

Chisato: Your going to regret not eating Noel…

Noel: -_- No I won’t… *monotone* You watch and see!

Chisato: Whatever…

Claris: *jumps from her chair and walks into the living room* Baka...

Chris: *whispers to Dias* Weird...

Claris: BAKA...

Dias: *snickers* Idiot...

Chisato: *turns to Dias* That is what Baka means...

Chris: Then Baka back to Claris…

Claris: *glares at Dias* ¬.¬*

Chris: Hey what time is it? *looks on the wall and at the clock* We have a wedding to crash!

Ashton: Your right! Ready you two?

Gyoro: Awark!

Ururun: Aroo!

Ashley: *Stuffing her face* But I'm stull eutting…

Celine: Ashley darling… your a princess *something hits the table* And you eat like that!?

Ashley: *death glare at Celine* ¬¬*

Claude: *looks a lot better than yesterday evening* Hey guys! *sees Ashley's 'death glare' and back away from the table* Boy… what got you steamed this morning?

Ashley: … ¬¬ *thinking* You shrewd witch…

Leon: *kicks the bathroom door in*

Bowman: *trying to shave* WHAT CHILD!?!?!?!

Leon: *grabs Bowman and pushes him out the bathroom* Hmph! *slams the door*

Bowman: ...

Chris: *sweat drop* Jeez Bowman... why were ya holding up the bathroom?

Bowman: I WAS SHAVING!!!

Chisato: *drinks her orange juice* You can shave?

Chris: Dude, couldn't it wait?

Bowman: Uh yeah... but I COULDN'T WAIT!

Chris: *cracks knuckles* I see…

Ashley: *jumps up and pulls the sheet off the table* LETS GOOO!!!

Chisato: *orange juice gets up her nose* !?

Celine: *slim fast is all over* Aw shoot darling! This is dry clean only!

Chris: Leon's still in the bathroom- *sweat drop*

Noel: *Has bacon in his mouth* OH MY TRIA!!!! *thinking* Mmm… this is pretty good… *spits it out* AHHH!!!

Ashton: *sweat drop*

Chris: LEON!!! YOU READY!?!

Leon: *walks out the bathroom* Yeah... *tissue paper on his shoe*

Claris: *holds in her laughter* n.n;

Chris: I'd get the tissue paper off your shoes and Claris...don't even think about it.

Claris: *video tapes it* Mwahaha-

Leon: ARRRGHH!!! *gets it off his she and throws it at Claris*

Precis: Children! Children! Get along!

Chris: *kicks the camcorder out of Claris hands*

Leon to Precis: WHAT!?

Claris to Chris: WHAT THE F*CK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!

Ashley: The queerest of things happened today...

Chris to Claris: YOU!!!!!!!!!

Ernest: *drops his coffee on his lap* ****!

Claris: WHAT!?

Chris: GOD!! Dias Is right!!! YOU ARE ANNOYING!!!!!!

Dias: TOLD YA!!!!

Claris: SHUT UP TELLITUBBY LOVER!!!

Dias: *looks ashamed* ...

Chris: *kicks Clairis* Who gives a flying...

Claris: *knocks him in the head with her video tape* DIIIE!!!!

Claude: *Sweat drop*

Chris: Supposed to hurt? *whips out Katana*

Claris: You wanna fight ME!? *fighting stance*

Chris: Even though I'll win!

Claris: In your dreams! *sticks her tongue out*

Chris: Excuse me! I'm a RED BELT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll kick your ass!!!!!!!!!

Claris: WELL! I'M A BLUE BELT!!!!!!

Chisato: Sorry to break it down to ya... but red is better...

Claris: *falls over* I dun care! *jumps up* I know 3 heraldic spells and I can kick your can!

Chris: I have a specialty that does over 5000 in damage!!!!!!!

Claris: I have a move that does 1000 each kick! And what would happen if I got IT ALL THE WAY UP!

Dias: I don't care...

Claris: *punches Dias in the nose* SHUT UP!

Chris: *deals a blow to Clairis' face* YOU!!!!!!

Dias: *nose bleeds* You little wench... *sticks tissue up his nose*

Claris: *hits the wall* GRRRR!! *runs up to him and does the 'Butterfly Kick' (A move which she keep swinging her feet and laying deadly blows)*

Chris: DAMMIT! JAGGED SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashley: NO QUEERY MOVES IN MY HOUSE! *does Lunar Light too fast and hits everyone*

Noel: @.@' Gee Whiz...

Claude: You must be careful- *falls over* O.o;

Ashley: !_! Oppsie!

Chris: *&^&*^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rena: My body…

Ashton: Ouch! That hurts!

Ashley: *sweat drop* It hurt me too! @_@

Claris: *sticking on the ceiling* Eeee... *peels off the ceiling slowly and hits the ground*

Chris: *grabs Claris by the neck and takes her out back and ties her to a tree*

Dias: *walks outside and pokes Claris* Mwahaha-

Claris: *bites his finger*

Dias: GET HER OFFA ME!!!! *swings her into the ground*

Claris: Bastard... *walks back into the house*

Chris: *backhands Claris* Doncha know its impolite to bite?

Claris: *kicks him down there* DON'T HIT ME YOU #@%$#!!!!!

Celine: Darlings...

Noel: I will cast my little friend on you if you people don't stop...

Ashley: You have friends?

Claude: You mean the ones in the forest?

Chris: *Grabs Claris and puts the sheath of the Katana at her throat* Cut it out or you die!!!!!!!!!

Noel: *scribbles* EARTH QUAKE!!!!

Ashley: *holds onto Ashton* EEEEE!!!

Chris: *jumps in the air in time*

Ashton: *cringes a little*

Claris: *holds her hand out* Southern Cross! *a star hits Chris* Oppsie... *sarcastically* Sorry...

Chris: J-WHOAAA! THE LI-IGHT!!* Something goes towards Chris' heart and chants Manna over and over*

Rena: CAN WE JUST F**KING GET OUTTA HERE! I'M F**KING TIRED OF YOU FIGHTING LIKE D*MN CHILDREN!

Chisato: O.O; Whoa! Rena!?

Rena: I'm fed up with them two fighting…

Chris: The WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls the sheath from Claris' neck, making her fall to the floor*

Ernest: You guys are all children to me...

Chris: WE HAFTA SABOTAGE THE WEDDING!!!!!

Claris: *glares* Let's- *pants*

Leon: Go? Finish your sentences...

Claris: Shut up...

Chris: Why don't you both shut up? And let's go!! *jumps on Synard and uses fresh syrup*

Opera: Noel never cleaned it... *covers her nose*

Chris: Good job Noel

Claris: What do you mean good job? IT STINKS!

Celine: Remember not to touch the Synard Chris...

Claude: Remember last time? o.O;

Claris: *holds in her laughter* n.n'

Chris: Go f*ck yourself Claris…

Claris: Kiss @$$, @$$ WIPE

Rena: SILENCE!!!

Chris: WHY-!!!!

Rena: *glare* ¬.¬*

Chris: *silently with out anyone knowing, casts Eruption on Claris*

Claris: *is charred, but silently castes Shadow Flare on him*

Leon: I'm telling!!!

Ashley: Look at that queer in the sky!

Ernest: *trips himself*

Chris: *Casts Mind Absorber and takes all but 7 MP from Claris*

Claris: *growls*

Chris: Hehehe-

Leon: BIG SISTER RENA!!! THEY'RE DOING IT AGIAN!!!

Rena: *walks over to them with fire in her eyes* WHAT THE H*LL DID I TELL YOU GUYS!?

Chris: You didn't say nothing about casting magic… you just said shut up.

Rena: *evil glare*

Chris: It's the truth

Rena: *grabs Chris by the collar* YOU KNEW VERY WELL WHAT I MEANT!

Dias: Never knew Rena had it in her...

Chris: Shut up!!

Claris: ...

Rena: YOU SHUT UP!!!

Ashley: I wish we can go! I'm the person who gets the people wed! But I wanted to be the cater… Oh woe is me…

Chris: *gets himself free of Rena's grip* We gotta crash the wedding!! Sheesh!!!

Bowman: *chuckle* It would be funny if you said- *gets smacked by Rena*

Chris: Guys its 9:00!!!!!!!

Ashley: *walks around Rena* I'm going to be waiting on the Synard...

Chris: For YOU Guys!!!

~ Dias, Ashton, Leon, Celine, Ernest, Opera follow Ashley ~

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Ashley: Umm... no... I'm waiting by myself...

Chris: I was already on the Synard

Claris: Til Rena smack your dumb @$$ off it...

Chris: *gets back on Synard* *****!

Bowman: *holds his hand to his cheek and gets on the Synard*

Rena: *glares at Claris* ¬.¬

Claris: Waaaa- EK! *Rena throws her on the Synard*

Chris: *thinking* Serves her right…

Rena: ... *glares at Chris* ¬.¬ *is using 'Blessing of Manna’ skill*

Chris: I didn't do nothing....

Ashley: She's saying one more word before we get there... and she's going to kick your you know what... ^o^;;;

Rena: *climbs up on the Synard*

Synard: *eating grass*

Chris: Let's go!!!

Noel: *jumps on the Synard* Hmm...

Chris: What?

Leon: Let's GO!!!!

Chris: Is everyone on?

Claris: Uh... yeah...

Chris: Good!!

Ashton: Where is this place?

Chris: The Cave of Trials is-

~ With that, synard the lifts in the air and speeds off to the Cave of Trials with Chris hanging on for dear life… ~

Chris: What in THE WORLD!? *climbs back on the Synard*

Celine: Noel trained it to go where she is told…

Chisato: His Love of Animal skills is now paying off!

All but Noel: *laughing*

Noel: … *thinking* Sooo huungrrry… *stomach growls* x_x …

Chisato: *snickers*

Ashley: I like how the wind feels! *hair is blowing everywhere*

Gyora: #%$#$^!!!

Ashton: Oh dear- *holds Ashley's hair back*

Gyora: *calms down* Gyafu…

All: *sigh in relief* Sooo Lucky…

~ A butterfly suddenly lands on the Synard's nose… causing it to go berserk… ~

Synard: @#$@#%#$%!!!!!

All: *hanging on for dear life*

Leon: I don't wanna die!!!

Ashley: Help me! Help me! HEEEELP MEEE!!!

Ashton: AAAAHHH!!!

Bowman: NOT YET!

Synard: #@$%@#%#$!!! *flips everyone off*

Claude: RENA!!!

Rena: CLAUDE!!!

Ashton: ASHULEEEEY!!!

Ashley: ASHTON!

Precis: *gets a hold of Leon's hand* Leon!

Leon: ^_^' Precis?

Chris: Is ANYONE WORRIED ABOUT ME!?

Chisato: DIAS! *grabs him by his hair*

Dias: Ow Chisato!?

Celine: We can't give up yet!

Opera: We're ABOUT TO SPLASH IN WATER!?

Claris: HEY!? IS THAT A CAVE!? *points*

Leon: And so that must be the-

Ernest: I DON'T CARE!!! I WANNA LIVE! OPERA!?!?!?

Opera: My only friend is alcohol… ~ sips her bottle ~ Mmm…

Ernest: ~_~; Opera- * is stopped by water*

~ Everyone begins to sink deeper into the deep blue sea until a big hole sucks them in ~

~ At the Cave of Trials…? ~

Claris: How we get here… * confused*

Claude: Threw a big black hole…

Celine: A black hole…?

Leon: We’re here so let’s just shut up and head in…

Chisato: But no one's here...

Chris: Let's head in then...

Precis: @.@ Lady told me we have to travel up to the top...

All: *fall over*

Chris: Level 1 it goes down Precis....

Claris: So you've been here? *tape is rolling*

Chris: ON tour...yeah

Claris: *evil smirk* Me too...

Celine: Going doooown darlings!

Priest: Do you Bob... take Marsha TO be you wedded wife?

Ashley: THAT MY JOB YOU QUEER!!! *runs where she heard the voice*

Ernest: *chokes*

Dias: *pulls tissue out his noes* I feel much better now...

Chris: ERUPTION!!!!! *Castes it on the ugly guy wearing a priest’s hat*

Noel: I know that guy... *points to the guy in the tux*

Chris: How?

Chisato: Oh no...

Chris: *feels a quake* Can this be good?

Ashley: EWWW!!!!

Noel: Indalecio is getting married...

Chisato: You're the best man?

Claris: WO-man... *camera is rolling*

Cyril: How did you find out?

Precis: A little birdie told us!

Indalecio: Get outta here!

Ashley: We get out you don't get wed...

Chris: This wedding will be a no go…

Precis: Isn't that... That meanie Queen Angel Demon thing?

Bowman: *drools* Yes it is!

Celine: I look much better than her…

Cyril & Indalecio: WE WILL KILL YOU!!

Ashley: QUEEEER!!!!! *stomps on both of their feet* LISTEN!!! YOU AND THE UGLY WOMEN COME HERE TO GET WED! YOU WILL GET WED! IF YOU DON'T I WILL CAST TRIA ON YOU!

Claude: T-Tria!? You can cast TRIA!!!

Ashley: *steps on Claude’s foot* Umm… no…

Claude: x.X Owwww!!!

Chris: *Stabs Katana into Indalecio’s side*

Cyril & Indalecio: DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris: MIND ABSORBER!!! *takes all of Cyril's MP*

Cyril: ****!!!!

Chris: Eruption!!!!!

Noel: *stomach growls* F-Foo-o-oddddd….

Claris: That was a cheap trick Chris! *points the camera on him*

Chris: Shut up… now is not the time for insults…

Claris: ^_~ You can't do nothing about it!

Chris: GRRRR! JAGGED SLAM!!!!

Claris: Rock Slam!

Noel: *looks like he's about to past out* F-Food… *sees Chris and Claris go at it* -.-* Stop it! I will cast my stony friend on you two- *he begins to swing his hands up and down*

All but Claris and Chris: NO, NOEL! DON'T!

Chris: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!! I'LL CALL YOU A NAME YOU DON'T LIKE!!!!!!!!!! *the ground rumbles underneath him* TREE HUGGER!!!!!!!!

Noel: *looking pissed off for once* EARTH QUAKE!!! *he thinks* Boy I can eat a cow… Hold ON! I don't eat meat! @.@ Ah S*it…

~ Noel looks up and sees everything outta tack… ~

Noel: … Sorry…

Chisato: @.@; That was a no go…

Claris: Your so stupid Chris…

Chris: Don't start with me &$#@#…

Claris: I'm supposed to be offended by that? *sniffles*

Ashley: !_!; MY head…

Chisato: *groans* Can we just get this over with? I got a newspaper to write and we haven't even gotten started!

Claude: R-Rena get off me… *wince* Your squishing me spleen!!! O.o; What's my job again?

Rena: *grabs Claude's hands and places a bag of rice in his hands* You and Celine are throwing RICE at the wedded couple when they leave- GOT IT!?

Claude: *sniffles* You dun have to be so m-mean! Ow! It hurts when I cry!

Celine: Come on Claude! We have to wait at the door-

Leon: We all throw rice you know… *snickers*

Claude: *sniffles some more* Then this ISN'T a job-

Precis: Nope! *blowing up balloons*

Dias: o.O; What kinda wedding is this with balloons?

Chris: The 'no-go' kind… *is in a clown suit*

Claris: n.n; *the camera is on Chris* I got camera person with Chisato… I have to trip those peoples up! ^_^ I'm good at that!

Chisato: *sweat drop* Yes…Indeed you are- *sees Claude trip* o.O;

Ashley: *puts on the priest's hat (to block the knot that just appeared on her forehead) and a cloak, holds up the bible and clears her throat* Here ye! Here ye!

Opera: Hear what!?

All: *Falls over* @.@;

Precis: *voice is high and squeaky* Let's get this wedding started!

Claude: o.O; *stands by the door with Celine*

Rena: *starts a fire* Okay… What am I cooking again?

Opera: Anything that could make you sick… ^_^

Ernest: Then you should of had Celine cook then…

All but Celine: *laughing* ^o^

Celine: … ~.O; Shut up…

Chris: *starts to spin and then a voice* This is very risky but I have no choice...ZORD CHANGE!!! *when he stops spinning he looks like a robot except for his hands and the bottom half of his face*

Claris: WHO IN THE HELL CREATED YOU!?

All: o.o...

Zord Chris: It’s just me... I'm still on the good side… and by the way... What about Indalecio and Cyril? Are we gonna let them watch? *turns to everyone* Oh, this is what I made 2 days before I moved to your neighborhood...

All: o_O;…

Zord Chris: Now...ROBO SWORD!!!!! *his arm slashes quickly hitting Cyril and Indalecio*

Cyril: God damnit!

Claris: o.O; Your still stupid... *clears her throat* Ladies and Gentlemen! *announcer guy voice* Let me introduce you to are ready to be wedded couple! Indalecio and *looks at he paper* Celestra!

Zord Chris: *flips the bird at Claris*

Noel: *stomach growls*

Bowman: Chris... *whispers to him* They're really getting married... we're just messing it up...

Zord Chris: *stops himself from throwing a speaker* Ooops... *whispers* But weren't we supposed to crash it?

Celestra: *mumbles* ... I hate large crowds...

Zord Chris: *reverts back to Chris* They're fine to me..

Bowman: *whispers* Yeah... mess the wedding up... not the people...

Celestra: I didn’t ask you BOY! *fwaps him*

Chris: Oww…

Ashley: Anybody whose a queer, RAISE YOUR HAND!

Ernest: *chokes* O.O

Chris: *whispers* But this is Indalecio here... are you sure about this?

Precis: *nods* Yep! The woman said-

Chris: *whispers* SSSSSSSSSHH!

Claris: *gets up and limps over to Chris* ¬¬* That speaker hit me you @#$%&!!!

Chris: What…?!?!?! *stands over Claris, looking as if her is about to strangle her*

Celestra: *stares blankly in the room* I'm getting bored...

Claris: ... *walks away with tears in her eyes* ...

Chris: *blinks* Okay… Let's get this done already

Ashley: *sighs* What I put up with...

Ashton: *begins to play the wedding theme on the piano*

Chris: Who's the ring bearer?

Leon: That would be me...

Chris: What kin I do?

Claris: Your the clown...

Chris: Why do I get the stupid job?

Precis: *hands him balloons* Make BALLOON animals! ^_^

Chris: Ok...*makes a synard out of a balloon*

Claris: Because... *picks her camera up* That was the last job...

Ashley: *from the alter* Will the two queers come up to be wed?

Chris: *makes a Claris balloon and pops it*

Ernest: *whispering to Rena* Is she doing THIS on purpose!?

Rena: o.O I dunno...

Chris: *makes a barrel balloon*

Ashley: I said... QUEERS COME UP! *has a evil smirk on her face*

Ashton: *messes up* ^_^ Barrel!!!

Chris: Indy...Celestra… that's your cue to approach the altar

Celestra: ... Finally... *begins to walk up and trips* ¬¬* You little wench...

Claris: v.v; Don't &%$# with me you ugly-

Chisato: *covers Claris' mouth* SHH!!!

Chris: *helps Celestra up*

Celestra: *smacks Chris* DON'T TOUCH ME BOY!

Chris: Owww… sheesh… just trying to help...

Ashton: *continues playing*

Chris: *makes a chair balloon and sits in it. It pops*

Claris: *has the camera on Chris* n.n;

Chris: *swipes camera from Claris* Now your the clown..

Celestra: *standing at the front of Ashley* INDALECIO! GET YOU @#$ UP HERE NOW!

Claris: *glares at him* ... *grabs 20 balloons and begins to make a Chris balloon*

Dias: *stares at the balloon* It’s Tink- *catches self* Umm… Claris… What are you making?

Claris: I’m finish! *climbs up a latter and down below is a big balloon Chris* HEY! HEY! *jumps from the latter and the balloon pops before she lands and she crashes threw the floor* …

Dias: … *turns around like nothing happened* …

Chris: *chuckles and moves up to the altar*

Ashley: Is Indalecio hard of hearing?

Cyril: His hearing aid must not be on…

Claris: *climbs back up from the hole she made* … * continues making balloon animals and acts as if nothing happened*

Rena: No... CELINE!!! STOP TALKING TO THE GROOM!?

Chris: INDALECIO!!!! GET UP HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

Celine: So you see- *sees everyone staring at her* eep! I think that's your call!

Chris: *groans*

Noel: *stomach growl* -.-... food...

Chris: *tosses Noel a banana*

Noel: ... *sees the banana and goes berserk while grabbing it* IT'S MINES! ALL MINES! MWAHAHAH!

Cyril: o_o … Queer…

All: o.o;;;;

Chris: *rolls eyes*

Indalecio: Ooops sorry… *walks up to Celestra and they approach the altar*

Celestra: *smacks him*

Claris: O.O; WHA!? *clinches the Claude balloon she just made and pops it*

Claude: What!?! *steaming*

Chisato: She just smacked the @#$% outta him just now!!!

Chris: o_O

Claude: ¬.¬; I don’t care… SHE POPPED MY BALLOON DOLL!

Celine: *smacks Claude* Shut up…

Indalecio: ^___^;;;;;

Ashley: Ahem ! ^_~; Are you two ready?

Indalecio: Yes...

Celestra: For the last 3,000 years.. *glares at Indalecio*

Indalecio: ^_^;;;

Dias: What in the world...

Celine: 3,000 years dar-

Chris and Indalecio: C'mon! Let's start!

Ashley: Okay... *opens the bible* Do you... Lantis Queery guy... take Celestra to be you lawful wedded wife?

Indalecio: I do

Ernest: *is dazed*

Opera: Poor Erny...

Chris: Now the fair lady… *Camera on Ashley*

Ashley: And do you... *turns to Celestra* take Lantis Queery guy to be you lawful wedded husband... to hate and smack?

Celestra: *smirks* I do

Ashton: *pops the barrel balloon* O.O WHAT!?

Chris: ¬¬

Ashley: So... it's clear... you two queers will live together?

Indalecio: Yes

Ernest: *sprawled on the floor* @.@;;;

Celestra: Hey... did you say-

Ashley: *cuts her off* Ring boy?

Leon: *walks to the Alter and gets tripped, bumping into Indalecio* ^_^; Sorry

Indalecio: Hurry up, kid…

Leon: *puts a ring above his head* Onion Rings anybody!?

Precis: *cell phone ring and walks out the room*

Indalecio: REAL RINGS! Not ones you eat!!!

Leon: Uhh... *smiles innocently* What rings?

Indalecio: GIMME THE RINGS!!!!!!! NOW!

Leon: *takes the rings out his pockets* Sheesh.. you want them... *throws them in the air* CATCH THEM! *mumbles* Ugly bastard…

Indalecio: *catches rings and gives one to Celestra because normally the couple exchange rings*

Celestra: *pimps him* PUT IT ON MY FINGER!

Ashley: ^_^; Heehee...

Bowman: Boy he'll have it bad...

Indalecio: Celestra, I present you with this ring to symbolize my love for you...*puts ring on Celestra's finger*

Chris: Tell me about it…

Ashley: ~_^; Now... face each other and say this... I... (your name) agree to live with the queer I see before me... to love and more stuff... til death be we part!

Indalecio: I, Indalecio, agree to live with the queer I see before me...to love and more stuff...til death do we part.

Celestra: I... Celestra, agree to live with the queer I see before me... to love and more stuff... til death be we part...

Bowman: Do they notice... she's been calling them... queers all this time? Boy... look at Ernest...

Ernest: *looks kinda... weird*

Ashley: Ashton? *not paying attention*

Celestra: AHEM!

Chris: ASHLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashley: ^_^; *turns around* Uhh... I pronounce you queers... Husband and Wife... Wife... you may upper cut the groom! Good day!

Celestra: *smirks evilly at Indalecio*

Indalecio: Something's wrong about this..

Ashley: Nothings wrong... *smirk*

Indalecio: You are unorthodox… and also… you aren't an official priest!

Ashley: What's an unor... whatever?

Leon: *whisper-whisper* ^_^;

Ashley: MEEEE!? O.O;

Indalecio: I know what's going on...you are trying to crash my wed-

~ the woman busts in threw the door with Precis ~

Woman: DAD!?

All: Oh my Tria! It's-

Indalecio: Buh?

Precis: Filia!

Filia: *slaps Celestra* Aren't you married already?

Celestra: *sweat drop* I don't know what your TALKING about!

Celine: Drama...

Chisato: Gotta love it... *eating popcorn*

Indalecio: CELESTRA!!! IS THIS TRUE!?!

Filia: She know it is...

Celestra: ... *turns to Indalecio* No darling!

Noel: Hey Cyril... Isn't that your wife over there?

Indalecio: I CANT BELIEVE IT!!! YOU LIED TO ME!!!!! *hears Noel* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Cyril: BUH!?!? Celestra? HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!

Opera: You SKANK!

Ashley: *falls over*

Indalecio and Cyril: YOU *****!!!!!!!!

Ashton: *trips over Ashley*

Cyril: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!!

Celestra: *sweat drop* I uh-

Indalecio: *turns to Ashley* I apologize for my comment about being unorthodox...Now its the time of Doom for Celestra…

Cyril: RECIEVE THE WIND OF DESTRUCTION!!!

Ashley: ^_~* No problem...

Ashton: Oooh... Soft... *poke*

Chris: *laughs at Ashton*

Ashley: ASHTON!? *smack*

Ashton: What I do?!?

Ashley: HMPH!

Indalecio: Why did you cheat on Cyril? Wasn't he good enough for you?

Cyril: Yeah... what gives?

Celestra: Well... Cyril just didn't get down the way you do!

Claude: *throws rice at Celestra* YOU SLUT!

Cyril: YOU B*&^%!!! You were in it for SEX????????

Chris: You whore…

Filia: Father.... Do you think it's time?

Chisato: O.O; Oh NO! Divine COMEDY!?

Indalecio: Yes… it's time...

Precis: TAKE COVER!!!

Filia: *fuses with Indalecio*

Filia-Indalecio: Celestra does not believe in the downfall...her fate will never change..

Celestra: EEP! *tries to cast a spell*

Filia-Indalecio: THAT'S USELESS!!!!!

Ashley: *clings to Ashton* I forgive you already!

Ashton: O.O; *falls over*

Filia-Indalecio: *Attacks Celestra with normal attack*

Cyril: STAY RIGHT THERE!!!! (Wind Of Destruction)

Celestra: *falls to the ground, looking torn up*

Claris: EEE! KILL IT!!! *begins to do 'Cross-Step' on Celestra*

Filia-Indalecio and Cyril: You will die for what you did...

Cyril: *Casts Word of Death*

Celestra: *screams*

Cyril: *snaps his fingers*

Celestra: *then dies*

Indalecio: *un-fused* That takes care of the b*tch…

Ashley: Is it over? *the priest hat has flown off her head*

Filia: What a slut...

Cyril: I knew she was up to something… thank you ...all of you...

Ashton: No problem... *holds Ashley closer to him* You've got quite a slap... Ow...

Claude: *throws rice at Celestra's dead body* O.o

Dias: You know… I said nothing the most of the time…!

Chisato: Hey Dias! Where ya been?

Dias: *scribbles*

~ Outside the Cave of Trials ~

Chris: This bitch won't be missed

Leon: *points* What we do with the body?

Bowman: ¬_¬¤ And you tell me it’s wrong to point…

Cyril: Leave it to rot

Filia: I agree...

Rena: Who'd think we work for the T-W-W?

~ Sand worms come and engulf the body ~

All: O.O;;;;;;;

Claris: You get that on Camera Chris? O.o;

Chris: Yup

Ernest: *wakes up* Ashley... you were right... SHE WAS A QUEER!

All: *bust out laughing*

Chris, Indalecio, and Cyril: A huge QUEER with knockers the size of Lacour

All: XD

Cyril: Her oral was awful....

Leon and Claris: *their necks snap as they looks at Cyril* EWWWW!!!

Filia: *slaps Cyril playfully* We do have children here...

Indalecio: She was the most humongous b*tch I've ever seen…

Dias: You say?

Chris: You say what?

Dias: That Celestra's a bi-

Noel: SHHH!!!

Chris: *slaps Noel* Freedom of Speech... use it or lose it, Noel.

Noel: Well... if you put it that way... WHY THE F*CK ARE WE STILL HERE? GOT D*MN! I'M HUNGRY! I'M GOING TO KICK SOMEBODIES MOTHER F*CKING A*S IF I DON'T GET NO GOT D*MN FOOD RIGHT NOW! *monotone*

All: o.O;

Dias: I want to see the day you kick MY a*s!

All but Noel: *stifles a laugh*

Chris: All right...*jumps on Synard* let's go..

Cyril: I guess its time to part...

Chisato: ^_~ Great meeting you guys again...

Chris: Nice meeting you period...

Claris: I like your hair Cyril ^_^

Cyril: …Thank you… Hey… I know yo- *by time he finish his sentence… the group is heading…*

~ Back at the House of Anchors… ~

Chris: *showing the footage* Very interesting it was. *passes popcorn bowl around*

Opera: Too bad Ernest was out...

Ernest: ^_^; I still get to see the footage at least!

Rena: Hey! Look at Ashton trip over Ashley!

Chris: *looks to Ashton and laugh* I want to know how you manage to fall on Ashley?

Ashton: …I tripped…

Claris: ^_~ Sorry Ashu!

Gyoro: *laughing*

Ururun: *sleep*

Ashley: Well… We’ll watch more later…

Gyora: Gyafu…

Urura: *sleeping… what she does best*

Chris: *facing the camera* And remember...

~ The group turns to the camera with scared looks ~

All: ... WATCH OUT FOR MEANIE ANGEL DEMON THINGIES THAT GO BY THE NAME CELESTRA!

Chris: *Whispering* The other one…

All: Huh? Oh! YEAH! And Remember! *Claude gets tripped knocking the camera over* CALL 1-8... CLAUDE YOU JERK!

Chris: Call 1-800-So2..we help ya… and we get paid... *sweat drop*

Leon: GET HIM! *points to Claude as if he were something that needed to die*

Claude: O.O;;;; *Runs out the house with the whole team right behind him*

Chris: …Uh…

~ End ^-^

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I will like to thank my friend Chris for helping making this fic possible… He’s so nice and cool! Funny too! This episode was much longer than the first! But I think it’s a lot better… A bit of Claude bashing… And…a quote…. From a web site… CLAUDE IS A JERK! O_o;;; Thanks for reading until next time… R/R!!! ~_~ Ya dun have to…