Chocolate man, Episode 2....Chocolate man Vs Lady Paranoid

Chocolate man cannot take her full on as "Chocolate man", Lady Paranoid would be ready for him and counter act any technique Chocolate man uses. He must use his stealth mode and go under cover! He dials his mobile and calls for his personal stylist for back up! "Mel? Are you busy? I need my hair done there's a house party tonight and I'm on a mission". "Sure babes what you on?" replies Mel. "I'm thinking something low key? You got any ideas?" "I got just da ting darling." She states triumphantly. "Safe I'm on my way." Chocolate man looked in the mirror and sighed…"Do I have what it takes to take on Lady Paranoid?"

After getting his hair done and flinging on some killer garms, Chocolate man raced to the party but obviously got there 2hours late (B.M Time) and prepared to engage Lady Paranoid. The party was pretty much going which is how he likes it when he turns up. He snakes his way through da smiling pretty faces making his way to de kitchen. "What ya want boss?" said de old man behind the make shift bar in a sort of father to son way. "You got any Malibu leff?" says Chocolate man doubtingly. "Sorry ma friend all de Malibu finish." Chocolate man sighed "Okay gimme a Special brew then, thanx." Moving back into the dance it was time to test the floor. Chocolate man's tune came on and so it was time to buss out some serious maneuvers. And sure enough his maneuvers flushed out Lady paranoid. She was in the corner with some friends looking miserable and stush. Chocolate man knew that she wouldn't be able to resist his moves. Although his powers were strong Chocolate man knew that Lady paranoid was no push over and had to be on his guard. Lady Paranoid had positioned herself in front of Chocolate man so her bumper was brushing on his fly. "Are you sure you know how to park that?" Said Chocolate man while smiling at her gyrating bumper. "But is your drive way big enough though?" Replies Lady Paranoid still grinding away. "Damn she was good" thought Chocolate man, "that was a good come back, she's more powerful than I thought? A lesser girl would have just giggled or moved away." It was time to turn up the heat, Chocolate man moved up behind her his chest now pressing on her back his head almost over her shoulder his cheek touching hers, his lips brushing her ear lobe he asked "So, do you drive an automatic or can you handle stick?" She smiled reached back and placed Chocolate man's hands around her waist and replied in the sexiest voice he'd ever heard, "You drive." The party was coming to an end and Chocolate man, tired and suffering from too much blood in one area was feeling kinda sore! "Damn! She is powerful!" he thought, "There's only so much a guy can take, I've been slow dancing with her for hours! And she hasn't gone to the toilet or gone to chat to her girls once! Lady Paranoid turned and told Chocolate man that she was going home now. Chocolate man asked her if she wanted to link up? Lady Paranoid asked how old he was? After revealing his age Lady Paranoid replied "You're too young man!" "What? You're only 4 years older than me what's that?" replied Chocolate man. "Okay well gimme your number and we'll see." Was Lady Paranoid's response. Chocolate man gives her his mobile number. "A mobile!?" screeched Lady Paranoid "Hey I can't be giving my home number out to just who ever I don’t really know you yet do I?" laughed Chocolate man. Lady Paranoid agreed and said she might call, Chocolate man didn't hold his breath. "Almost got her I know I can apprehend this woman I know it."

Two days later Lady Paranoid calls Chocolate man and arranges to link him. Lady Paranoid went on stush at first but the Chocolate man countered her stush attack by informing her that if she didn’t want to link him and didn't want to come out why did she? After all it was her who called him? Anyway soon they managed to see past their differences and got on like Windsor castle on fire. They became an item and slowly Chocolate man removed Lady Paranoid's paranoia powers one by one, by showing her how to get in touch with her true feelings, how to love and be loved, how to be herself and basically to stop being such a bitch all the time! For two and a half months Chocolate man's work was done until…….until Lady Paranoid began to fall in love with him and wanted him to be around 24/7. Chocolate man explained to her that this could not run because he needs to spend "some" time with his friends and family. Lady Paranoid didn’t believe a word of it and thinks Chocolate man was using his friends and family as a cover to check other girls. She was so convinced that Chocolate man was cheating on her that she became paranoid again and regained all her paranoid powers. This resulted in Chocolate man being dumped and thus failing his mission. Some things in life are just not meant to be. page3