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***Please note that minors need to have a parent or legal guardian send in an signed authorization slip requesting services on behalf of each minor family member so we can have the authorization on file per individual minor child.

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1)MINIMUM OF 2 HOURS IS REQUIRED FOR ALL HOME AND/OR SMALL BUSINESS COMPUTER INSTRUCTION AND/OR CONSULTATION SERVICES SCHEDULED, PLUS MILEAGE FEE.

2)MILEAGE FEES AND HALF THE HOME AND/OR SMALL BUSINESS COMPUTER INSTRUCTION AND/OR CONSULTATION SERVICE RETAINER FEES ARE TO BE PAID FOR IN ADVANCE,

3)AND HOME AND/OR SMALL BUSINESS COMPUTER INSTRUCTION AND/OR CONSULTATION SERVICES AND MILEAGE RETAINER FEES ARE NON-REFUNDABLE IF THE APPOINTMENT IS NOT CANCELLED OR RE-SCHEDULED AT LEAST 48 HOURS IN ADVANCE BY THE CLIENT AND/OR REPRESENTATIVE OF THE HOME AND/OR SMALL BUSINESS THAT CONTRACTED FOR COMPUTER INSTRUCTION AND/OR CONSULTATION SERVICES FROM Mz_Chic GORDON.

***NOTE- 4)MILEAGE FEES ARE BASED ON A DISTANCE FACTOR OF APPROXIMATELY $80.00 PER HOUR DRIVING TO YOUR RESIDENCE OR SMALL BUSINESS.

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September 3, 2000

  Mz_Chic
 GORDON

P.O. Box 1606
Oroville, Ca.
      95965

Phone: 888-Excite2 Ext.
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