TheatricalWookie: lol. ash
TheatricalWookie: be nice
SmartChica04: Umm, Ash, last time you said that your Jeep got keyed.
TheatricalWookie: it's easy to tell who the bitchy twin is....
Jinky8: geeez.. yea
Jinky8: why you all gotta be so mean?
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AshleyOlsen0017: i know who it was who keyed my jeep
AshleyOlsen0017: it was sarah
TheatricalWookie: oh shush with the sarah stuff
AshleyOlsen0017: she's always had in in for us
TheatricalWookie: you can't blame everything on her!!!
AshleyOlsen0017: can and will
SmartChica04: She's obsessed, though!
MaryKtOlsen17: cuz you "stole" her boyfriend
TheatricalWookie: among other things
TheatricalWookie: lol
AshleyOlsen0017: so she pretended to be pregnant to keep him
AshleyOlsen0017: didnt work though
TheatricalWookie: did she think that would fly?
TheatricalWookie: that's sooooo soap opera
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SmartChica04: Ugh, I know.
AshleyOlsen0017: she did for a while. she even wore one of those preggy pillows under her shirt fo 9 months
AshleyOlsen0017: then sent us pics of herself as a baby
TheatricalWookie: yea....but a baby has to pop out at one point
TheatricalWookie: i mean, comeo n
TheatricalWookie: of course people were gonna want to see the baby at some point
AshleyOlsen0017: and she made excuses
MaryKtOlsen17: i didn't
AshleyOlsen0017: thats why kelly hasnt seen the baby yet
AshleyOlsen0017: wasnt she supposed to hang out with sarah
MaryKtOlsen17: i figured the baby would be as ugly as her.. and why would i wanna see an ugly baby?
AshleyOlsen0017: LOLOL!!
SmartChica04: lol, MK. not nice!
AshleyOlsen0017: MK you slay me
TheatricalWookie: mk!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MaryKtOlsen17: someone had to say it
AshleyOlsen0017: i feel like going clubbing tonight
TheatricalWookie: so go!!
MaryKtOlsen17: we can't
AshleyOlsen0017: Didn't britney say she was going to be out tonight?
AshleyOlsen0017: that girl always knows the hot spots
JesseLee3953: Are you and ashley in the same house right now?
TheatricalWookie: gosh...I wish I was in town with you guys
AshleyOlsen0017: yes we are
TheatricalWookie: I get so bored up here
AshleyOlsen0017: we each have cable modems
JesseLee3953: lol
MaryKtOlsen17: hellloo chrissi is having a party
JesseLee3953: that's so funny
SmartChica04: It's called a network, JesseLee.
JesseLee3953: I know.
SmartChica04: Then don't act so clueless.
TheatricalWookie: my little brother and I used to IM eachother across the hall
JesseLee3953: But I was wondering if they were right now...
MaryKtOlsen17: we promised we'd go ash, so we at least have to make an appearence
TheatricalWookie: it was funny
JesseLee3953: That was all.
AshleyOlsen0017: w're always togther. story of our lives
AshleyOlsen0017: i never get to do anything without MK
AshleyOlsen0017: thats the price of having an identical fraternal twin
TheatricalWookie: heaven forbid someone take your picture without the other
AshleyOlsen0017: oh pullease that would never happen
AshleyOlsen0017: when do i get to be ashley and not one of the "olsen twins"
SmartChica04: I call you Ashley.
SmartChica04: :-)
AshleyOlsen0017: no one really can tell us apart when they interview us
AshleyOlsen0017: well you know me Danielle
JesseLee3953: oooh I can!
JesseLee3953: lol
MaryKtOlsen17: seriously.. i'm sick of double dating. i want to on a REAL date for once.
Jinky8: fraternal means u don't look the same
SmartChica04: ...
JesseLee3953: Always have been able to. You don't look really different, but you actually are.
SmartChica04: Mmm...stalker?
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TheatricalWookie: lol. for real dani!!!
JesseLee3953: Mm....no. I just read a lot of magazines
JesseLee3953: And they faces are everywhere
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SmartChica04: LIke on the walls of your room?
Jinky8: I believe it's called a fan
AshleyOlsen0017: as i started to say, we are gentically fraternal twins you moron
Jinky8: not a stalker
AshleyOlsen0017: but we have identical faces JesseLee3953: No, I don't.
JesseLee3953: No you don't.
JesseLee3953: They aren't actually, not to sound rude.
Jinky8: that makes no sense
JesseLee3953: lol
AshleyOlsen0017: we are fraternal twins who look alike. how does it not make sense?
TheatricalWookie: it's like two sister who look A LOT a like, even if they're not identical twins
AshleyOlsen0017: we didnt come from the same fertilized egg
Jinky8: ok that makes sense
SmartChica04: ...finally... JesseLee3953: Yeah, it always had... Jinky8: having identical faces doesn't though AshleyOlsen0017: the light has been lit in her head AshleyOlsen0017: dun dun dun... Jinky8: i Jinky8: am a guy Jinky8: but thanks JesseLee3953: You are? AshleyOlsen0017: we just look identical, possibly from being in the same condition in the womb or b/c *gasp* we have the same parents SmartChica04: you don't act like one. JesseLee3953: Whoa. TheatricalWookie: lol ash. stop being a smart ass TheatricalWookie: sheeeesh AshleyOlsen0017: well she's so dumb AshleyOlsen0017: trying to tell US we're not fraternal twins AshleyOlsen0017: i believe we'd know JesseLee3953: Are you smart? I mean, like, are you actually smart. Jinky8: I didn't say that JesseLee3953: No magazine ever talks about your school life... AshleyOlsen0017: danielle is very smart jesse TheatricalWookie: teehe JesseLee3953: No, you guys.. AshleyOlsen0017: we dont HAVE a school life TheatricalWookie: i don't think that's what she's askin ash AshleyOlsen0017: we've been tutored all our lives SmartChica04: lol JesseLee3953: I know...I mean like grades... TheatricalWookie: can you imagine the olsen twins going to school!! JesseLee3953: College choices... JesseLee3953: etc, etc TheatricalWookie: it'd be like mass chaos!!!!! AshleyOlsen0017: we may be going to harvard or NYU when the time comes OnlineHost: EmptyEyedX has left the room. SmartChica04: They do come sometimes, colleen MaryKtOlsen17: you may be AshleyOlsen0017: it doesnt take a genuius to get in AshleyOlsen0017: just money MaryKtOlsen17: you don't need to make my decision ash. i'm sick of that. JesseLee3953: Yeah... TheatricalWookie: seriously, some wicked dumb people have gone to harvard SmartChica04: No one wants to stay in Cali to come to Stanford with me?!?!!? JesseLee3953: I'm smart so I'm probably getting in on scholarships TheatricalWookie: lol. scholarships. AshleyOlsen0017: we're debating on that danielle JesseLee3953: No money...we are dirt poor.... TheatricalWookie: my friend goes to stanford SmartChica04: Ivies don't give merit scholarships, really AshleyOlsen0017: thats tragic...really JesseLee3953: It is... Jinky8: I got in to Syracuse on a band scholarship.... just so you know TheatricalWookie: i would've like to have gone out of state...but being attached and all JesseLee3953: You don't have to make fun of it though... MaryKtOlsen17: but we get you out of state often colleen! AshleyOlsen0017: well we didn't eactly ask to hear your woes SmartChica04: Ash! MaryKtOlsen17: maybe not for school.. but partying out of state is better TheatricalWookie: yea!! at least i'm not trapped up in this hell hole all year long LOL AshleyOlsen0017: im just saying...people have problems of their own AshleyOlsen0017: this girl is invading our PERSONAL lives MaryKtOlsen17: like that bit zit on your forehead ash? JesseLee3953: Sorry, I don't make mils for running around with boys in preteen-esque movies... MaryKtOlsen17: you better get that removed soon SmartChica04: You should be sorry. AshleyOlsen0017: oh shut up MK, will you? JesseLee3953: Why? TheatricalWookie: some people @@. They act like being rich is easy MaryKtOlsen17: i'm just saying you should get it removed ash, it looks disgusting, seriously. TheatricalWookie: as the old addage goes, mo' money, mo' problems TheatricalWookie: lol!! MaryKtOlsen17: i think it's infected it was orange this morning AshleyOlsen0017: get your big forehead shrunken and we'll talk JesseLee3953: And being poor is? SmartChica04: You're not poor AshleyOlsen0017: you can afford aol TheatricalWookie: ya, you got AOL don't ya! AshleyOlsen0017: its the most expensive ISP arround SmartChica04: For real. Jinky8: define poor TheatricalWookie: there's lotttsss cheaper internets out there SmartChica04: Nice job priorotizing! JesseLee3953: 20 bucks AshleyOlsen0017: 23.95 AshleyOlsen0017: a month TheatricalWookie: a month! SmartChica04: Juno is like 10 bucks. MaryKtOlsen17: per account JesseLee3953: The the money I make raking yards. AshleyOlsen0017: dirt poor people cant spare it TheatricalWookie: that's a lot when you can pay like $5 a month AshleyOlsen0017: plus you bought a computer TheatricalWookie: yea, for real! AshleyOlsen0017: you should be pinching every penny JesseLee3953: IT was a charity donation SmartChica04: That's not our problem. JesseLee3953: I do, I save up a bit SmartChica04: It's called a pawn shop. TheatricalWookie: lol dani!!! AshleyOlsen0017: Dani why are you being so rude? SmartChica04: You're SO not one to talk. TheatricalWookie: besides, that $10/month you'd save by not using AOL could help you pay for college or whatever AshleyOlsen0017: I'm on my period AshleyOlsen0017: whats your excuse SmartChica04: Same. MaryKtOlsen17: don't talk about my sister dani! JesseLee3953: It does... TheatricalWookie: so youre not having to use our hardworking tax dollarsd! JesseLee3953: I model for the rest AshleyOlsen0017: what agency do you model for? TheatricalWookie: i mean seriously, when i get my paycheck....i want to cry TheatricalWookie: at least bush smart enough to give us some of that money back JesseLee3953: It is in boston TheatricalWookie: HE has his priorities straight!! AshleyOlsen0017: got any portfolio shots online? JesseLee3953: no, I can't afford scanners JesseLee3953: or digital cameras AshleyOlsen0017: they are pretty cheap these days OnlineHost: Roxychick1059 has entered the room. AshleyOlsen0017: lauryn! Roxychick1059: what is mk and ashley? Roxychick1059: ?!?! *confused* MaryKtOlsen17: portfolio shots are given back to you on a disk JesseLee3953: Yeah, i just still dont have enough :o( TheatricalWookie: plus, most agencies offer online portfolio's these days!! SmartChica04: Yup! Roxychick1059: i mean i know it's mary kate and ashley JesseLee3953: Not for me...I was asked to get one TheatricalWookie: technology is so great SmartChica04: My daddy hires for his company all the time from those. JesseLee3953: But I couldnt make it JesseLee3953: I had to go to work TheatricalWookie: ugh. so what...you want MK and Ash to give you a handout or something? JesseLee3953: No JesseLee3953: I dont want anything SmartChica04: Oh, well, then why are you here? TheatricalWookie: then don't complain! JesseLee3953: why? AshleyOlsen0017: we do give to charity though Roxychick1059: what's up mk and ash haven't talked to ya in a while? JesseLee3953: all you are doing is complaining.... Jinky8: why are u so rude? AshleyOlsen0017: we gave 2 million to hands across america last year MaryKtOlsen17: hey laur.. how's the weather over there? AshleyOlsen0017: we are rude b/c we're trying to enjoy a private chat and you're invading our personal lives TheatricalWookie: seriously ashley Jinky8: so you have to rack on her for being poor? TheatricalWookie: why don't people understand! TheatricalWookie: it's like they expect stars to like always want to talk to fans TheatricalWookie: come on TheatricalWookie: can't we just talk to OUR friend in PEACE MaryKtOlsen17: that's why we have meet and greets JesseLee3953: i AM NOT A FAN MaryKtOlsen17: to talk to our fans SmartChica04: Sure you aren't. MaryKtOlsen17: when we're in private, we want to talk to our friends Roxychick1059: mk~the weather's reeeeally hot still haha Jinky8: yea I understand that AshleyOlsen0017: exactly. we only get a couple of days a month to even sign online AshleyOlsen0017: when we do we make the most of it Jinky8: i c JesseLee3953: I know... AshleyOlsen0017: and we haven't seen our roll dawgs in forever MaryKtOlsen17: oh, we're planning another party.. no set location yet, but you better come lauralicious! OnlineHost: ADREW5 85 has entered the room. TheatricalWookie: lol. for real!! Roxychick1059: i'll be there!! SmartChica04: OMG, you better! MaryKtOlsen17: awesome ADREW5 85: hey everyt1 AshleyOlsen0017: who are you? JesseLee3953: Oh, and smartchica, I'm not a fan JesseLee3953: really... AshleyOlsen0017: then why did you come in? TheatricalWookie: good, then you have no reason to be here!! SmartChica04: Whatev, Jesse. It's not that serious. AshleyOlsen0017: we dont even want fans here JesseLee3953: I wanted to meet you and see what you are like AshleyOlsen0017: you havent "met" us JesseLee3953: some say you are biatches JesseLee3953: and some say you are nice AshleyOlsen0017: you're just disturbing us online. we're nice during public appearances Roxychick1059: they're awesome friends TheatricalWookie: "some" and who are these "some"? SmartChica04: We need names. TheatricalWookie: seriously, like who's gonna know!?!?! MaryKtOlsen17: if you want to meet us.. we'll be at chrissi's party tonight, so find a way to get in, and we'll have a real talk ADREW5 85: are you ladies really mary kate and aschley you are good actresses AshleyOlsen0017: probably people who stopped us when we were trying to piss in a public bathroom or something SmartChica04: Whoa! TheatricalWookie: lol. shush. you're making me jealous MK! ADREW5 85: ashley* SmartChica04: Chrissi's having a party? JesseLee3953: where are you JesseLee3953: like what state MaryKtOlsen17: yeah.. are you going dani? JesseLee3953: im in MA MaryKtOlsen17: california JesseLee3953: haha SmartChica04: Of course! JesseLee3953: far enough? JesseLee3953: lol SmartChica04: Eww, sounds cold. JesseLee3953: No, it is hot out JesseLee3953: like 80 degrees AshleyOlsen0017: I hate the Boston accents JesseLee3953: I dont have one TheatricalWookie: it's cold here dani, you'd hate it AshleyOlsen0017: cahhh hahhht SmartChica04: I couldn't imagine not laying out on some beach in Malibu everyday. TheatricalWookie: lol. for real. they sound slow or something!!! AshleyOlsen0017: colleen we told you to come down here for a while Roxychick1059: hey y'all i'm outta here...mary kate, ashley, it was nice talkin to you guys again...we should hang out again if you're ever in FL TheatricalWookie: or like southern ppl, they sound reatrded or something JesseLee3953: My math teacher has a boston accent TheatricalWookie: its pretty funny AshleyOlsen0017: bye laryn MaryKtOlsen17: of course laur.. we'll come soon! JesseLee3953: she is like Roxychick1059: bye girls :-D JesseLee3953: I got in my caah JesseLee3953: and went to the stoe OnlineHost: Roxychick1059 has left the room. SmartChica04: Good story. JesseLee3953: no r ADREW5 85: if you ladies are really mary kate and ashley then who dierected Holidya in the sun? TheatricalWookie: LMFAO dani JesseLee3953: Thank you! MaryKtOlsen17: what are you guys gonna wear tonight? TheatricalWookie: shush mk TheatricalWookie: i can't hear this SmartChica04: I need to stop by Highlands before I go! TheatricalWookie: ::covers ears:: AshleyOlsen0017: who hell cares about holiday in the sun TheatricalWookie: seriously, that was a wicked bad movie TheatricalWookie: no offense TheatricalWookie: lol MaryKtOlsen17: is there even a difference between directors? they are all the same to me.. Jinky8: what's the next movie ur comin out with? JesseLee3953: they are all mediocre MaryKtOlsen17: effiel tower adventure ADREW5 85: lol SmartChica04: hahahaha JesseLee3953: I dont think they are bad.... ADREW5 85: same here AshleyOlsen0017: lol i think this guy's name was steve something AshleyOlsen0017: percey JesseLee3953: But they aren't Chicago... AshleyOlsen0017: purcell? AshleyOlsen0017: whatever SmartChica04: remember we saw that one director in the store, and you didn't even know his name! TheatricalWookie: was that holiday in the sun? TheatricalWookie: i dont remember SmartChica04: You were like "hey.....you..." TheatricalWookie: all those movies seem the same AshleyOlsen0017: it was one of our lame teenybopper movies TheatricalWookie: uh....aren't they all lame teenybopper movies? JesseLee3953: yeah MaryKtOlsen17: at least he didn't take it personally.. OnlineHost: StephIsPerfect1 has entered the room. AshleyOlsen0017: yea they're all lame ADREW5 85: ashley and marykate do u like being famous and haveing ever1 come up to you or JesseLee3953: But at least you get cash from them ADREW5 85: does it bug you AshleyOlsen0017: they want us to appeal to the 10-15 age group TheatricalWookie: dude grls i gotta pee! TheatricalWookie: brb! SmartChica04: come back soon! JesseLee3953: FYI-they dont guys AshleyOlsen0017: i think it's time we took on more mature endeavors JesseLee3953: no offense StephIsPerfect1: what's up? SmartChica04: Porn? JesseLee3953: But you need better storylines.... AshleyOlsen0017: hey steph! MaryKtOlsen17: not porn.. but like ash said.. our next movie has sexual EXPERIMENTATION SmartChica04: how low-budget. Jinky8: I thought your next movie was soemthin about new york MaryKtOlsen17: we're really looking forward to this ADREW5 85: oh ya the towl part TheatricalWookie: im back!! StephIsPerfect1: brb TheatricalWookie: when are u guys gonna pose for playboy JesseLee3953: I know Kate Bosworth... ADREW5 85: me 2 SmartChica04: and? ADREW5 85: shes fom our town TheatricalWookie: i mean, it's inevitable isn't it AshleyOlsen0017: the film we are working on next is what she's talking about ADREW5 85: Cohasset Jinky8: o JesseLee3953: Andrew! MaryKtOlsen17: we're not sure we want to, yet.. we'll decide when we're 18 JesseLee3953: LOCATION? JesseLee3953: Jesu Cristo... AshleyOlsen0017: it's indisclosed AshleyOlsen0017: undisclosed ADREW5 85: whats thta mean SmartChica04: ....oh wow AshleyOlsen0017: means its a closed movie set ADREW5 85: oo AshleyOlsen0017: we aren't telling where its filmed but it's in paris AshleyOlsen0017: at an undisclosed location ADREW5 85: when does your next movie come out TheatricalWookie: it keeps fan from like rushing the set and stalking and stuff AshleyOlsen0017: no clue. thats up to the production company TheatricalWookie: whenever filming and editing is done silly! TheatricalWookie: that's not something you can like predict AshleyOlsen0017: we just make the films and get the money ADREW5 85: lol awesome MaryKtOlsen17: and spend the money Jinky8: y don't you like fans to come up to you? SmartChica04: another shopping spree is in store! AshleyOlsen0017: it would be awesome if we could enjoy our online time in peace TheatricalWookie: would you like fans coming up to you all day everyday when you're trying to take a dump JesseLee3953: Because they are annoying... JesseLee3953: I mean TheatricalWookie: or go into tiffanys or something? AshleyOlsen0017: b/c we like to be private citizens sometimes TheatricalWookie: i mean commmeee on! JesseLee3953: Who wants to walk outside and have people running at you ADREW5 85: yeah JesseLee3953: No time alone at all... AshleyOlsen0017: exactly. "omg can i have your autograph mary kate?" AshleyOlsen0017: and im ashley Jinky8: I'd be honored if people liked me so much that they wanted to talk to me SmartChica04: And then those aweful tour buses always in our neighborhood...I don't know how they deal. AshleyOlsen0017: thats another thing. if they cant tell us apart they shouldnt bother ADREW5 85: which one is an inch shorter ADREW5 85: I read that one of you is shorter than the other TheatricalWookie: whats with the 20 questions!!! MaryKtOlsen17: which ever is not wearing the taller stilletto's JesseLee3953: Yeah, how tall are you? TheatricalWookie: my goshhhh AshleyOlsen0017: LOL MK SmartChica04: This is not 50 Cent's VIDEO! MaryKtOlsen17: sometimes i like to go with a 4 inch heel, when ash wants 5 inch AshleyOlsen0017: lol but im taller anyway JesseLee3953: how tall? TheatricalWookie: you can't really tell thouh MaryKtOlsen17: you're butt is also bigger MaryKtOlsen17: your StephIsPerfect1: i'm back! ADREW5 85: are you ladies the kind of stars who are mean or nice or both? JesseLee3953: Shush andrew ADREW5 85: k JesseLee3953: Shush TheatricalWookie: my god! can't we just have a private convesation? TheatricalWookie: why in the hell does everyone always have to charge in here asking a million questions! JesseLee3953: OK JesseLee3953: I'll stop AshleyOlsen0017: thank you ADREW5 85: sry i wont ask anything else JesseLee3953: -if they answer 2 questions JesseLee3953: haha AshleyOlsen0017: mk im so bored JesseLee3953: 1-How tall are you guys, and 2-how much do you weigh because you are so skinny AshleyOlsen0017: steph what are you doing tonight? StephIsPerfect1: me too! SmartChica04: Is she comin' to Chrissi's party? MaryKtOlsen17: so start getting ready for chrissi's party... you always take forever anyways AshleyOlsen0017: both answers...none of your business StephIsPerfect1: i'm not too sure yet...what about you? JesseLee3953: Hmm.... JesseLee3953: Are you self-conscience? SmartChica04: Oh definitely! SmartChica04: ...that was in response to Steph TheatricalWookie: i can't believe someone would ask your weight!! AshleyOlsen0017: no just annoyed StephIsPerfect1: lol....are you saying I take forever? TheatricalWookie: that's horrible TheatricalWookie: so how much do you way jesse? MaryKtOlsen17: no, ash does TheatricalWookie: weigh* JesseLee3953: 90 pounds-thanks AshleyOlsen0017: mk you're always taking forever bc you wait for that damn make up artist ADREW5 85: mary kate and ashley good luck with ur next movie and u guys are good actresses AshleyOlsen0017: no clue why you dont just put it on yourself MaryKtOlsen17: because it's easier if she does it SmartChica04: ...and it looks better. AshleyOlsen0017: you're just lazy MaryKtOlsen17: she said she'd be here promptly at 8. MaryKtOlsen17: i still have an hour and a half.. AshleyOlsen0017: whetevr MaryKtOlsen17: well what are you going to wear? JesseLee3953: is 5'4" short? MaryKtOlsen17: or have you not decided, like usual AshleyOlsen0017: I know what im wearing SmartChica04: Jesse, we aren't your image consultants. Make your own opinions. AshleyOlsen0017: my gucci dress what about you? JesseLee3953: I'm short JesseLee3953: I'm 5'4" which is short MaryKtOlsen17: ehh i was going to go with the gucci skirt, but D&C shirt AshleyOlsen0017: hey have you seen my louis vuitton slings around anywhere? MaryKtOlsen17: gucci shoes and bag SmartChica04: Grrrrr...if you wear that, I'll be so underdressed! AshleyOlsen0017: i can't find them MaryKtOlsen17: i think you left them in the guest room down the hall from me TheatricalWookie: you can never have too much gucci! AshleyOlsen0017: danie why don't you come over and broorow something SmartChica04: thankssss! SmartChica04: I was about to freak out! AshleyOlsen0017: it's okay girl. we always have your back AshleyOlsen0017: thansk MK ill look in a minute AshleyOlsen0017: if not we have to shot before we leave AshleyOlsen0017: or have Pierre bring some over AshleyOlsen0017: shop* TheatricalWookie: guys your new line is soooo cute...but come on...walmart? JesseLee3953: Just wondering, if I sent your screen name to a magzine and they told-would it really be you? TheatricalWookie: i mean that's so....white trash MaryKtOlsen17: we don't have to wear it AshleyOlsen0017: walmart was the only company willing to buy TheatricalWookie: they'd just change their screen names, duh! JesseLee3953: Yeah, but TheatricalWookie: i mean, who wants a million emails JesseLee3953: I mean... AshleyOlsen0017: it's free money for clothes we're not even designing JesseLee3953: Would it be them JesseLee3953: Like would it be a fake and the real twins would be pissed TheatricalWookie: why would the magazine know? TheatricalWookie: lol ADREW5 85: i am juila roberts StephIsPerfect1: jesse, why don't you just quit harrassing them? JesseLee3953: I'm not-I was asking AshleyOlsen0017: if we were fake why would all of these people know us? JesseLee3953: your friends? TheatricalWookie: sure, go for it jesse, see what happens TheatricalWookie: lol AshleyOlsen0017: do you really think we could get 6 other people to go along with an internet lie JesseLee3953: I'm not-just saying TheatricalWookie: if it'll make you feel better... AshleyOlsen0017: an entire message board for that matter? JesseLee3953: I feel fine thanks. OnlineHost: SmartChica04 has left the room. StephIsPerfect1: lol ADREW5 85: did u goto the charlies angles premire last question form me i swear but please answer that 1 thing JesseLee3953: I don't need 2 homely twins and their possy to make me feel better... ADREW5 85: from* AshleyOlsen0017: where's danie? TheatricalWookie: homely? StephIsPerfect1: lol...homely twins and their posse? TheatricalWookie: someone is asking to get reported to AOL MaryKtOlsen17: maybe she's gonna come over now? who knows with her.. JesseLee3953: I'm not, I mean, you said I was poor... TheatricalWookie: you do realize is that they can just call their lawyers and you're internt will be gone AshleyOlsen0017: YOU said you were poor TheatricalWookie: no...YOU said you were poor AshleyOlsen0017: "im dirt poor" JesseLee3953: And you made fun of me ADREW5 85: =-O! AshleyOlsen0017: b/c we didnt ask for your sob story TheatricalWookie: well...being poor i kinda funny TheatricalWookie: i mean... TheatricalWookie: yea JesseLee3953: why? TheatricalWookie: i mean, do you shop at walmart? JesseLee3953: Why is it funny? JesseLee3953: No TheatricalWookie: cause that's hilarious JesseLee3953: I have integrity TheatricalWookie: walmart...lol StephIsPerfect1: lmao MaryKtOlsen17: i wouldn't laugh colleen, that's where ash got your birthday present.. MaryKtOlsen17: i told you she was cheap JesseLee3953: I wouldn't buy anything from a place where they sell those kinds of clothes AshleyOlsen0017: LOL walmart shopper TheatricalWookie: wtf? TheatricalWookie: tale that back!! AshleyOlsen0017: it wasn't walmart MK is was kmart! TheatricalWookie: i would rather die than touch anything that ever came out of a walmart! TheatricalWookie: it's like contaminated with white trashiness! JesseLee3953: so poor people are trash? StephIsPerfect1: lol....ash....i didn't know you were THAT cheap! lol JesseLee3953: They can't help it MaryKtOlsen17: she actually wanted me to go WITH her to shop.. psh. like i'd be caught dead in walmart.. or even kmart for that matter AshleyOlsen0017: im not cheap. i just dont think we should be frivolous with money TheatricalWookie: i can't believe YOU went into a walmart ashley TheatricalWookie: that must have been so humiliating! StephIsPerfect1: oh ash, get off it! AshleyOlsen0017: like I said, we can only ride the twin train for so long MaryKtOlsen17: well steph, she made up for it by getting her that D&C suit ADREW5 85: is it true thta u cant be seperated ADREW5 85: like for the money reasons AshleyOlsen0017: well duhh. we're the olsen TWINS StephIsPerfect1: lol...i guess OnlineHost: SmartChica04 has entered the room. AshleyOlsen0017: no one cares about us seperately SmartChica04: Ugh. AshleyOlsen0017: Danie you're back! AshleyOlsen0017: what happened, girl TheatricalWookie: yea you're just ugly spoiled girls otherwise AshleyOlsen0017: shut up colleen StephIsPerfect1: ohhhhh SmartChica04: Sorry, my maid was vacuuming and kicked out the plug! TheatricalWookie: loll JesseLee3953: true StephIsPerfect1: lol TheatricalWookie: thats what you get for buying my gift at WALMART! MaryKtOlsen17: what a jerk.. how much did you dock her salary for that? SmartChica04: hahahah! TheatricalWookie: she's probably an illegal SmartChica04: Ha! I should! TheatricalWookie: just get her deported MaryKtOlsen17: well colleen, I didn't get you a gift from walmart. so why you gotta be mean to me? StephIsPerfect1: brb...gotta get my cell TheatricalWookie: well...you look like ashley...goes with the package ADREW5 85: you should be happy that she even bought u a present JesseLee3953: Andrew's right. TheatricalWookie: excuse me, hell nah SmartChica04: ummm, no he's not. AshleyOlsen0017: yea that that was a pretty expensive gift considering TheatricalWookie: helllll nawwwww JesseLee3953: YEs he is. AshleyOlsen0017: i got you a flat screen tv and dvd player AshleyOlsen0017: so what it came from kmart? SmartChica04: It wasn't even big, though!!! TheatricalWookie: but it's like....dirty! TheatricalWookie: i feel so dirty now JesseLee3953: no it isnt colleen MaryKtOlsen17: i know, only like 56 inches, come on ash ADREW5 85: i know tight JesseLee3953: it isn't dirty AshleyOlsen0017: hey, at least it didnt come from ebay SmartChica04: ewww, ebay! TheatricalWookie: i mean, you could have at least splurged on like best buy or something SmartChica04: ::wince:: MaryKtOlsen17: eww something used??? SmartChica04: People, like, touched it already! AshleyOlsen0017: yea this stuff was BRAND NEW JesseLee3953: some of their things arent on ebay MaryKtOlsen17: who would EVER buy something used? AshleyOlsen0017: i know! why anyone would want to BUY used stuff is beyond me MaryKtOlsen17: that's just disgusting JesseLee3953: Because they can't buy brand new things TheatricalWookie: like goodwill, or ragstock, wtf is that? TheatricalWookie: like dirty people were in those close TheatricalWookie: nastiness AshleyOlsen0017: eww and pick and save JesseLee3953: Because we don't all have money out the ying yang TheatricalWookie: lol, pick and save TheatricalWookie: that's hilarious JesseLee3953: Why? SmartChica04: LoL! JesseLee3953: What if you were poor? AshleyOlsen0017: have you ever been inside one of those? AshleyOlsen0017: im afraid JesseLee3953: Hmm...? TheatricalWookie: can you imagine having to shop at a pick and save!! MaryKtOlsen17: we're NOT going ash ADREW5 85: afraid to go where AshleyOlsen0017: i dont know the feeling of being poor TheatricalWookie: that's sooo tragic JesseLee3953: Obviously JesseLee3953: It isn'[t SmartChica04: who asked you? StephIsPerfect1: sorry girlies AshleyOlsen0017: jesse why do you come in here and criticize AshleyOlsen0017: it's okay steph MaryKtOlsen17: where you been hiding steph? JesseLee3953: What is tragic is that fame and money is wasted on people who dont appreciate it TheatricalWookie: seirously, no one can undestand what it's like to be us TheatricalWookie: it's really hard ADREW5 85: yall should hat ebein poor b/c if i wasnt adopted i would have been poor and liveing on the streets in india AshleyOlsen0017: we didn't ASK to be famous StephIsPerfect1: my cell was ringing TheatricalWookie: being rich really sucks sometimes AshleyOlsen0017: we were freaking 8 months old and planted in front of a camera AshleyOlsen0017: we've never had private lives SmartChica04: i'm so happy I'm rich without the fame! I wouldn't be able to handle all that, Ash! AshleyOlsen0017: never been normal kids TheatricalWookie: granted, taking a dip in the hot tub cheers me up...but still AshleyOlsen0017: so yea we're unhappy about that AshleyOlsen0017: and we never will have normal lives AshleyOlsen0017: we'll always be the olsen twins wherever we go ADREW5 85: have u ever net hilary duff do u like her? StephIsPerfect1: that's what i'm sayin, danie!!!! AshleyOlsen0017: we know that skank JesseLee3953: Oh you mean us poor people are normal JesseLee3953: hmm... TheatricalWookie: don't meantion that whore's name! ADREW5 85: lol skank? MaryKtOlsen17: well dani, if you don't lay off p. diddy, you're GOING to be famous ADREW5 85: is she mean SmartChica04: :-D SmartChica04: ssshhhhhh! JesseLee3953: Hilary Duff SmartChica04: Down low. JesseLee3953: EEEW TheatricalWookie: god p. diddy JesseLee3953: I hate her JesseLee3953: I hate her ADREW5 85: me 2 TheatricalWookie: such a beautiful man MaryKtOlsen17: everyone hates her, jesse. ADREW5 85: she not that great at all JesseLee3953: Yeah, except boys StephIsPerfect1: hey girls, i gotta go get ready!!! ADREW5 85: i know! SmartChica04: Bye, Steph! AshleyOlsen0017: the party wont start for a while stph ADREW5 85: why are like so many guys obsessedmwith him MaryKtOlsen17: the boys we know hate her.. TheatricalWookie: i keep getting up to eat, and then looking at my thighs and sitting back down AshleyOlsen0017: she give plenty of head though TheatricalWookie: i'm getting so fat JesseLee3953: Hmm...the boys we know are obsesed with her TheatricalWookie: i don't know what to do! JesseLee3953: I'm fat StephIsPerfect1: i know, but i have nooo clue what to wear. you've seen the size of my closet AshleyOlsen0017: colleen you want lipo for your bday? TheatricalWookie: so bad! AshleyOlsen0017: yea i suppose you're right MaryKtOlsen17: do you remember when she tried to get with JUSTIN at the party? like THAT would happen! haha what a loser. AshleyOlsen0017: call us when you're ready TheatricalWookie: but i'm afraid of scarring AshleyOlsen0017: we'll have a car pick you up JesseLee3953: It isn't fun-being 90 pounds sucks, and being 5'4" sucks ADREW5 85: what1 StephIsPerfect1: ok....great! bye!!!! JesseLee3953: I'm short and fat ADREW5 85: thats thin thin thin AshleyOlsen0017: bye! ADREW5 85: noooooooooooooooooooo OnlineHost: StephIsPerfect1 has left the room. TheatricalWookie: no kidding! SmartChica04: I know, Jesse! TheatricalWookie: 90 pounds! I don't think I could handle that SmartChica04: I feel exactly the same, but 5 pounds lighter. TheatricalWookie: I'd be puking in no time JesseLee3953: you are 85? AshleyOlsen0017: why isn't Amy talking JesseLee3953: I used to be MaryKtOlsen17: we won't let you get that big colleen, don't worry SmartChica04: Too bad JesseLee3953: But I gained for field hockey JesseLee3953: and look even better AshleyOlsen0017: sports...yuck SmartChica04: Eww, sports. JesseLee3953: I love sports ADREW5 85: u odnt like sports? TheatricalWookie: seriously, field hockey is so....dirty AshleyOlsen0017: i played a tomboy in that show we did SmartChica04: I stick to ballet...it's not manly. MaryKtOlsen17: sports... you get sweaty.. why? TheatricalWookie: and sweaty AshleyOlsen0017: i hated it TheatricalWookie: isk JesseLee3953: Dont be jealous you cant play TheatricalWookie: ick* ADREW5 85: i love track SmartChica04: Jealous of dirt and grass. SmartChica04: No thanks. ADREW5 85: and field hocky JesseLee3953: No, we dont use grass smartie TheatricalWookie: lol, no kidding dani! SmartChica04: Field hockey... AshleyOlsen0017: isn't a field filled with grass? JesseLee3953: it is artificial turf MaryKtOlsen17: isn't a field MADE of grass? MaryKtOlsen17: smartie SmartChica04: HAHAHA! AshleyOlsen0017: astro turf? even worse SmartChica04: Artificial turf? MaryKtOlsen17: then, it's not a field... AshleyOlsen0017: its not even authentic SmartChica04: How low-budget. TheatricalWookie: then you get like those rug burns JesseLee3953: It is TheatricalWookie: and the green stains and stuff on you JesseLee3953: And it is expensive TheatricalWookie: how nasty JesseLee3953: fake grass JesseLee3953: And we dont get stains SmartChica04: It costs more to upkeep REAL grass. AshleyOlsen0017: i wouldnt play it JesseLee3953: That is why you guys aren't toned JesseLee3953: No it doesnt JesseLee3953: We had real grass JesseLee3953: and switched AshleyOlsen0017: who are you to say we aren't toned? MaryKtOlsen17: i think working with a personal trainer 3 times a week gets me toned enough, thank you. ADREW5 85: mary kate and Ashley what do u use to keep ur skin good? SmartChica04: Yeah, ok. Whatever. I'm not interested in some MA school news. TheatricalWookie: i think you guys are wicked toned TheatricalWookie: i wish i was that toned JesseLee3953: it doesnt show...... JesseLee3953: You can't get the same as a sport can SmartChica04: You're 90 lbs! ADREW5 85: mary kate and Ashley what do u use to keep ur skin good? MaryKtOlsen17: well i don't want to be MANLY. no thanks. SmartChica04: why are you talking? AshleyOlsen0017: we have a special cream thats 150 a jar from a spa in beverly hills TheatricalWookie: no kidding. fatty fatty boom ba latty! JesseLee3953: Yeah, im 90 and 5'4" TheatricalWookie: lol ADREW5 85: i use proactiv have u ever tried it? AshleyOlsen0017: we order cases of it a month JesseLee3953: And you are what AshleyOlsen0017: no ADREW5 85: oh SmartChica04: 85 and 5'5 TheatricalWookie: not THAT fat TheatricalWookie: are you kidding me TheatricalWookie: and YOU model? JesseLee3953: Wow, that is disgusting TheatricalWookie: for who...Walmart? SmartChica04: LOL! JesseLee3953: Hmm TheatricalWookie: lol JesseLee3953: and you colleen? JesseLee3953: are..? AshleyOlsen0017: lol shes probably a pick and save model SmartChica04: ...richer than you.. MaryKtOlsen17: i dun bin 2 walmart 2dai guyz JesseLee3953: no thanks AshleyOlsen0017: no you havent MaryKtOlsen17: thank god i haven't. AshleyOlsen0017: you were on your ass watching degrassi MaryKtOlsen17: well joey is so cute! JesseLee3953: colleen SmartChica04: haha, oh MK. AshleyOlsen0017: why'd you get every episode of that made for dvd anyway? AshleyOlsen0017: its so lame MaryKtOlsen17: i love the character MaryKtOlsen17: it's interesting ash! ADREW5 85: you guys wre on tv rite now JesseLee3953: are you making fun of me when you are what? ADREW5 85: u justbwere ADREW5 85: on E JesseLee3953: how much are you? JesseLee3953: if i'm 90 and "fat" AshleyOlsen0017: we dont like to watch ourselves on tv SmartChica04: Jesse, you're a psycho. AshleyOlsen0017: it gets old TheatricalWookie: i'm not brash enough to share my weight on the internet TheatricalWookie: christ!!!' SmartChica04: Lay off. JesseLee3953: hmm... ADREW5 85: hmm JesseLee3953: so you can make fun of me for mine right? SmartChica04: She sure can! TheatricalWookie: hey, you shared it AshleyOlsen0017: leave colleen alone! JesseLee3953: When I look thinner than marykate and ashley TheatricalWookie: besies, you even admitted you wre fat! JesseLee3953: no, i quoted JesseLee3953: "fat" SmartChica04: You only see theon TV, Jesse AshleyOlsen0017: i bet we look better than you MaryKtOlsen17: jesse, the camera adds pounds. think of that hun? JesseLee3953: haha JesseLee3953: you wish AshleyOlsen0017: you wont even share pics of yourself SmartChica04: that's not real life, smart one JesseLee3953: Yeah, and with that you have make-up too AshleyOlsen0017: if you model your agency site would have pics of you right? JesseLee3953: can you read? JesseLee3953: I'm too poor to afford them TheatricalWookie: what kind of two-bit modeling agency do you work for? ADREW5 85: i am in the John Robert Powers Agency i am not kidding eaither JesseLee3953: I'm not a millionare twin AshleyOlsen0017: i said the AGENCY MaryKtOlsen17: no, no i can't. but i've read hundreds of scripts.. just can't read TheatricalWookie: uhhh...your agency requires them dingbat!! TheatricalWookie: how else do you get jobs. duh. AshleyOlsen0017: im sure the agency can afford a scanner if they employ you JesseLee3953: no they dont dingbat SmartChica04: Yes, they do! ADREW5 85: lol SmartChica04: You must work for a crook. AshleyOlsen0017: oh wait...trailor park inc doesnt have computers JesseLee3953: they have a "catalog" JesseLee3953: no, i dont hun SmartChica04: Which has... SmartChica04: DING DING TheatricalWookie: you guys forget, she lives in MA, they'r still in the stone age SmartChica04: PICTURES JesseLee3953: Yeah, right AshleyOlsen0017: how do they make catalogs? AshleyOlsen0017: computer ADREW5 85: MK and A what agency are you with you dont have to tell me if it s personal TheatricalWookie: they probably don't even have Web portfolios out there JesseLee3953: yes AshleyOlsen0017: unless they're using a printing press from the 1700s TheatricalWookie: lol ash JesseLee3953: but they make us pay to get on it SmartChica04: well you're getting screwed JesseLee3953: because they have special equipment TheatricalWookie: ohhh...so you're with one of THOSE agencies SmartChica04: ha, whatever. AshleyOlsen0017: yes. real agencies put pics of their best clients on the sites AshleyOlsen0017: and even the ugly ones TheatricalWookie: yea, the ones that take ANYONE if you're willing to pay the money JesseLee3953: So they would even put you on there? JesseLee3953: Wow AshleyOlsen0017: LOL i thought they're supposed to pay YOU SmartChica04: Oh, ash TheatricalWookie: like the ones that are in the back on teen magazine and stuff . lol JesseLee3953: Even andrew could vouch for me ADREW5 85: whats ur fav. band? AshleyOlsen0017: LOL Low budget trailor trash trixies TheatricalWookie: lol, for real ash AshleyOlsen0017: why do you care? SmartChica04: Haha, Ash. TheatricalWookie: like the trailor trash porn TheatricalWookie: lol JesseLee3953: it is probably the cheetah girls JesseLee3953: Remember the book andrew?! ADREW5 85: yes! TheatricalWookie: the cheetah grls? ADREW5 85: lol JesseLee3953: At borders! TheatricalWookie: haha. what a joke SmartChica04: FREAKS! JesseLee3953: That was so funny AshleyOlsen0017: that was a pretty cool movie. raven's a sweet girl JesseLee3953: FREAK ADREW5 85: lol JesseLee3953: Wooow AshleyOlsen0017: we need to call her up sometime ADREW5 85: u dont know raven MaryKtOlsen17: she's a backstabber though, ash... ADREW5 85: ur lucky AshleyOlsen0017: uh, yea we do TheatricalWookie: raven is succhhh a sweetheart SmartChica04: Raven is sooo sweet! JesseLee3953: andrew TheatricalWookie: you think she woulda been kinda jaded with being on cosby so young, but she's sooo not JesseLee3953: keep making copies TheatricalWookie: she's so down to earth, it's great SmartChica04: I hung with her in ATL one weekend. SmartChica04: It was great. AshleyOlsen0017: lol andrew making copies AshleyOlsen0017: recording our private chat for posterity JesseLee3953: no JesseLee3953: actually TheatricalWookie: lol, that's okay, it's logged too ash ADREW5 85: on copies of the raven cd JesseLee3953: it is an inside joke ADREW5 85: the soundtrack to the cheetah girls JesseLee3953: haha SmartChica04: .... SmartChica04: right.... ADREW5 85: i am rite thanks SmartChica04: Right, but not important TheatricalWookie: they'll probably post this chat all over the trailor park saying they talked to the olsen twins. TheatricalWookie: lol TheatricalWookie: the trailor park next to the WALMART SmartChica04: Hahahaha JesseLee3953: I dont live in a trailor park Jinky8: u are evil JesseLee3953: do you? SmartChica04: Eww, are you kidding? MaryKtOlsen17: yes, colleen makes millions and lives in a trailor park... that's smart TheatricalWookie: trailor park!?!?! JesseLee3953: You probably do TheatricalWookie: LOL, that's hilarious JesseLee3953: is it green or yellow?! SmartChica04: Hahahaha! TheatricalWookie: I drive by one when I go to the mall TheatricalWookie: that's about it JesseLee3953: To buy wally world t's? SmartChica04: They scare me. MaryKtOlsen17: ew, i'm sorry you have to drive by one colleen!! TheatricalWookie: I saw a guy pull in there wearing a wife beater and with a mullet MaryKtOlsen17: glad we don't live near one MaryKtOlsen17: a MULLET? TheatricalWookie: I almost choked on my latte!! AshleyOlsen0017: LOL eww MaryKtOlsen17: that's SO gross! SmartChica04: ewwwww!!!!!! SmartChica04: OMG, I'm in the mood for a Mocha Frapp. RIGHT NOW> AshleyOlsen0017: i need a starbucks mocha malt right now ADREW5 85: you are so dumb and u r not mary kate and ashlkey b/c u really think thye would put there names on ther internet and u r just so dumb....u have nothing better to do then make it up u wish u were them though so bye JesseLee3953: Watch your weight sugar MaryKtOlsen17: we'll pick one up on the way to chrissi's, k dani? TheatricalWookie: i think he was driving an el camino or somethng TheatricalWookie: like the ones with the big truck things on theback or whatever Jinky8: o god, starbucks is sooooo nasty TheatricalWookie: i was sooo hilarious JesseLee3953: i know! AshleyOlsen0017: you are so dumb to think that a chatroom full of people would go along with a lie JesseLee3953: yuk SmartChica04: Jesse, I think you should heed to your own advice. JesseLee3953: Sorry, I am. MaryKtOlsen17: who cares ash, let them go! please. JesseLee3953: I play field hockey ADREW5 85: so u r really them JesseLee3953: smart one SmartChica04: And? JesseLee3953: and I'm all msucle MaryKtOlsen17: so you look like a man? SmartChica04: Ewww!!!! JesseLee3953: *muscle AshleyOlsen0017: lol yea its better that they leave us in peace JesseLee3953: Yeah TheatricalWookie: muscle? ADREW5 85: no she doesnt so shut up JesseLee3953: I DONT LIKE FLAB TheatricalWookie: ewww...like that guy with the man boobs who does those workout commercials TheatricalWookie: he makes me want to barf ADREW5 85: i have man boobs SmartChica04: I stick to ballet. TheatricalWookie: when he flexes his man boobs JesseLee3953: haha ADREW5 85: and i weigh 100 pounds TheatricalWookie: do you have man boobs jesse? ADREW5 85: :'( AshleyOlsen0017: you have tits and are a guy AshleyOlsen0017: eww SmartChica04: ::gag:: JesseLee3953: No, I dont, I love yours though! ADREW5 85: lol JesseLee3953: HAHAHAHA JesseLee3953: Andrew! ADREW5 85: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SmartChica04: I guess these MA peeps have a diff sense of humor. ADREW5 85: yeah TheatricalWookie: definitely dani MaryKtOlsen17: apparently JesseLee3953: Yeah-it is funny! TheatricalWookie: they tire me AshleyOlsen0017: b/c they're so backward JesseLee3953: Woow TheatricalWookie: and they're totally getting our chat off-topic ADREW5 85: do u live in china or europe TheatricalWookie: time to eject, yay or nay? MaryKtOlsen17: it might not even be an MA thing.. just a trailor park thing SmartChica04: This is true. TheatricalWookie: lol, trailor park AshleyOlsen0017: trailor park trixies like i said TheatricalWookie: can you even imagine? JesseLee3953: we dont live in a trailor park sweetie TheatricalWookie: like, can you even get AOL in a trailor park JesseLee3953: Andrew's parents are dentists AshleyOlsen0017: ok you live in a mobile home AshleyOlsen0017: my bad TheatricalWookie: dentist?!?! MaryKtOlsen17: no i can't, colleen, just can't. don't want to either JesseLee3953: amd make mils SmartChica04: HAHAHA! TheatricalWookie: ewww...so they stick their hands in people mouths? MaryKtOlsen17: i think they're calling them double wides now AshleyOlsen0017: oh you like to refer to it as manufactured, right? SmartChica04: He touches mouths! JesseLee3953: yeah TheatricalWookie: how....noble.... SmartChica04: Ewwww! ADREW5 85: fuck of ii hate u lesbos SmartChica04: ::gag:: JesseLee3953: but they dont do it for free like you colleen! ADREW5 85: so stop makeing fun of me ADREW5 85: i didnt do anything to u! ADREW5 85: :(:(:( TheatricalWookie: lol. i think someone is jealous ladies SmartChica04: Obviously. AshleyOlsen0017: but of course TheatricalWookie: i'm sorry you want some of my money for FREE TheatricalWookie: but I work for my money JesseLee3953: ditto AshleyOlsen0017: be jealous of the unhappy people who just want to enjoy their private lives JesseLee3953: except you dont TheatricalWookie: don't just lounge around whining and expecting handouts from those of us who actually WORK JesseLee3953: I do ADREW5 85: who is TheatricalWookie britney spears? TheatricalWookie: I've been working for my money since I was 4 months old ADREW5 85: ha!\ JesseLee3953: Are you stupid? TheatricalWookie: so excusssee me JesseLee3953: Really? JesseLee3953: Are you? MaryKtOlsen17: britney? hahaha. are you KIDDING? SmartChica04: Ewww JesseLee3953: Because I work a lot harder. TheatricalWookie: britnet is a slut MaryKtOlsen17: like we'd actually talk to her.. TheatricalWookie: no kidding AshleyOlsen0017: no shes not brit TheatricalWookie: nasty SmartChica04: Haha, honestly AshleyOlsen0017: she's colleen AshleyOlsen0017: she's josh hartnett's cousin TheatricalWookie: shush TheatricalWookie: god, i hate when you say that AshleyOlsen0017: well you are ADREW5 85: oomg thats awesome AshleyOlsen0017: your moms are sisters MaryKtOlsen17: you know your cousin is a hottie AshleyOlsen0017: he's ugly TheatricalWookie: but whatever, i was working in the biz before he was so JesseLee3953: jinky TheatricalWookie: so watever JesseLee3953: you there? Jinky8: yea JesseLee3953: good ADREW5 85: what do u think if lindsay lohan? AshleyOlsen0017: shes pretty nice MaryKtOlsen17: she's ok SmartChica04: She's cool. ADREW5 85: and tia and tamera mowry? MaryKtOlsen17: she's kinda boring though MaryKtOlsen17: but nice SmartChica04: I love them! JesseLee3953: From them this translates into- mega-biaach TheatricalWookie: omg! south park is on SmartChica04: They are too nice! TheatricalWookie: talk about trailor trask man TheatricalWookie: i love south park, it lets me see what the other half live like JesseLee3953: hahah JesseLee3953: A bunch of swearing 8 year olds? ADREW5 85: lol JesseLee3953: They tell you how middle class people live? JesseLee3953: Hahaha. SmartChica04: ....not middle class... AshleyOlsen0017: i hate that show JesseLee3953: You really need to get out more. AshleyOlsen0017: but cartman is funny JesseLee3953: Even poor people are more classy. MaryKtOlsen17: we get out a lot, actually SmartChica04: Your point...? MaryKtOlsen17: hell, we're going out tonight... JesseLee3953: Oh yes-when you are working sooooo hard JesseLee3953: clubbin'? MaryKtOlsen17: no MaryKtOlsen17: chrissi's party SmartChica04: Whoot! ADREW5 85: camp AshleyOlsen0017: chrissi rawks TheatricalWookie: hey, they work all day everyday, they definitely deserve a day off every once in a while ADREW5 85: ever been there SmartChica04: OMG, I'm so excited! TheatricalWookie: people sure take fame for granted, sheesh JesseLee3953: No they dont AshleyOlsen0017: we went to camp in our movie it takes two MaryKtOlsen17: yes dani, be over here around 9ish, k? AshleyOlsen0017: perhaps youve seen it JesseLee3953: Andrew goes to acting camp ADREW5 85: i know i love thta movie SmartChica04: K! TheatricalWookie: are you kidding me?? do you know how much work it takes with shoots and publicity and the clothing line and public appearances! TheatricalWookie: they're hardly EVER around to go partying! JesseLee3953: Yup. SmartChica04: I think I might send someone out to Rodeo to pick something cute up. JesseLee3953: I know Colleen. TheatricalWookie: yea, sure you do JesseLee3953: A lot more than you ever would thinl. JesseLee3953: *think TheatricalWookie: lol! TheatricalWookie: are you kidding me TheatricalWookie: I've been modeling since I was a baby, and even as much as I work, and as much as Josh works ADREW5 85: did u get homeschooled? JesseLee3953: Yeah-you completely underestimate everyone MaryKtOlsen17: that works ADREW5 85: are went to school AshleyOlsen0017: we get tutored AshleyOlsen0017: on sets mostly ADREW5 85: ooo TheatricalWookie: our careers put together pale in comparions to the amount of work MK and ASh do TheatricalWookie: its INSANE! JesseLee3953: Oh-the easy ways out SmartChica04: "easy way?" TheatricalWookie: uhh...when were they going to go to school?? TheatricalWookie: shoots are a full-time job OnlineHost: Willis333 has entered the room. TheatricalWookie: there isn't really time for public school SmartChica04: They come sometimes, though TheatricalWookie: how...trite JesseLee3953: So they go to shoots over education... ADREW5 85: how long does it take to shoot a movie ADREW5 85: like are there rehersals? SmartChica04: We go to a great private school, here. SmartChica04: Just because they aren't here all the time, means nothing JesseLee3953: Weren't they tutored? JesseLee3953: Now they go to school? TheatricalWookie: besides, the education they get with private tutors is tenfold what any public school kid is gonna get AshleyOlsen0017: willis hows it going dude TheatricalWookie: they just go SOMETIMES, to get the normal social atmosphere TheatricalWookie: but when they're on shoots and stuff (which is like ALWAYS) they have their tutors JesseLee3953: Right... SmartChica04: Oh, these common folk... TheatricalWookie: i swear dani TheatricalWookie: they just don't get it JesseLee3953: Hmm...and how do you know andrew? AshleyOlsen0017: Trent's being such an ass right now TheatricalWookie: trent IS an ass JesseLee3953: He is not a common person in the least AshleyOlsen0017: just bc his lame ass girlfriend dumped him SmartChica04: ok... JesseLee3953: Andrew that is MaryKtOlsen17: i didn't like her at all SmartChica04: We care because? ADREW5 85: huh? ADREW5 85: lol MaryKtOlsen17: she had to tag along EVERYWHERE MaryKtOlsen17: get a life girl. JesseLee3953: Because you said he was a common person TheatricalWookie: you gotta be an independent woman TheatricalWookie: like my honey is at the resort TheatricalWookie: and I'm still having an excellent weekend TheatricalWookie: you cant be attached at the hip!! SmartChica04: That doesn't mean we care about who he is. AshleyOlsen0017: he's no one to us TheatricalWookie: lol. for real dani. ADREW5 85: thanks TheatricalWookie: you forget you guys are in OUR chat AshleyOlsen0017: OURS not yours ADREW5 85: i kno JesseLee3953: I never said it was my chat. AshleyOlsen0017: how old are you andrew? AshleyOlsen0017: you seem young AshleyOlsen0017: like 11 JesseLee3953: Andrew is old Jinky8: this is one crazy chat room ADREW5 85: im 16 MaryKtOlsen17: well maybe he wants to date lizzie AshleyOlsen0017: why do you always answer for him TheatricalWookie: 16? that's old. lol. AshleyOlsen0017: lol lizzie wouldnt go out with him JesseLee3953: Hmm and ashley and marykate are 17\ TheatricalWookie: lizzie is a brat anyway JesseLee3953: right? AshleyOlsen0017: we'll be 18 in june TheatricalWookie: yeassss....which makes 16....oh yea...NOT OLD ADREW5 85: june what???????/ JesseLee3953: so he is 17 in august AshleyOlsen0017: 13th JesseLee3953: so he is only a year younger TheatricalWookie: yup,...still NOT OLD ADREW5 85: oooo JesseLee3953: yeah Willis333: how gay TheatricalWookie: how old are you to think that 16 is old? JesseLee3953: in my opinion TheatricalWookie: like 10? JesseLee3953: I'm 16 JesseLee3953: not AshleyOlsen0017: willis you say that all the time about everything AshleyOlsen0017: andrew acts like he's 10 Willis333: i know, right? JesseLee3953: I think he is old, but that is me SmartChica04: Because you suck. AshleyOlsen0017: why do you speak for him? ADREW5 85: how do i act ten AshleyOlsen0017: is he mentally challenged? JesseLee3953: I don't ADREW5 85: no ADREW5 85: so shut up AshleyOlsen0017: mature... JesseLee3953: Hmm...you make fun of retarded people JesseLee3953: How nice ADREW5 85: i know tie ADREW5 85: rite* AshleyOlsen0017: i didnt make fun of retarded people AshleyOlsen0017: i ASKED if he was JesseLee3953: Yes, you did. Willis333: who is who TheatricalWookie: like special ed on crank yankers!!! JesseLee3953: You know he isn't. TheatricalWookie: he makes retarded people funny JesseLee3953: You used it as an insult AshleyOlsen0017: do you have jello AshleyOlsen0017: yayyy i love jello SmartChica04: I've got mail! SmartChica04: I've got mail! TheatricalWookie: "do you know any slow or special people?" TheatricalWookie: no ADREW5 85: like ou ADREW5 85: you* TheatricalWookie: "do you know any slow or special people?" TheatricalWookie: no SmartChica04: hahaahah! AshleyOlsen0017: we did charity work with downs syndrome kids once AshleyOlsen0017: it was pretty cool TheatricalWookie: "do you know any slow or special people?" TheatricalWookie: noooooo AshleyOlsen0017: they look like cabbage patch dolls SmartChica04: Andrew was actually answering! AshleyOlsen0017: sooo cute JesseLee3953: Wow, you must think you are perfect now, right? TheatricalWookie: lmfao. special ed the greatest ADREW5 85: imfao ADREW5 85: just spell out the word ADREW5 85: y'all r lazy ADREW5 85: so dont hate SmartChica04: Right. TheatricalWookie: uhhh....that's not a word....but whatever SmartChica04: LOL JesseLee3953: what TheatricalWookie: it's an awful long phrase with a rather naughty word in it JesseLee3953: so? ADREW5 85: excuse me sir? JesseLee3953: how do you know it is that? TheatricalWookie: cause it's rather commonly used internet lingo ADREW5 85: lingo JesseLee3953: so? SmartChica04: ... JesseLee3953: He isn't common-remember JesseLee3953: :oP AshleyOlsen0017: MK why arent you talking SmartChica04: Freak. MaryKtOlsen17: could we get any lamer people invading our privacy? AshleyOlsen0017: nope TheatricalWookie: no kidding TheatricalWookie: come on Jinky8: I JesseLee3953: I tried being nice AshleyOlsen0017: doesnt get any lamer than this Jinky8: am not lame SmartChica04: Could they GET any more common? AshleyOlsen0017: LOL!! TheatricalWookie: this conversation was going well until the trailor trash invaded JesseLee3953: No, you are common toots AshleyOlsen0017: dani you are such a snob SmartChica04: Proud of it! TheatricalWookie: well...it's true ash JesseLee3953: I dont live in a trailor MaryKtOlsen17: totally true TheatricalWookie: jesse even said he or she or whatver was poor TheatricalWookie: i mean...come on SmartChica04: I know, right. JesseLee3953: So? TheatricalWookie: it's not like they don't know SmartChica04: You can't recant your statements! MaryKtOlsen17: isn't jesse a male name, but yet, it's writing with a pink font? JesseLee3953: I dont live in a trailer SmartChica04: Why do you lie so much? TheatricalWookie: it's like fat people don't know they're fat so you have to tell them SmartChica04: Stop lying. SmartChica04: I can't take the lying. JesseLee3953: It is both smart one AshleyOlsen0017: no, there was that ugly chick jesse on saved by the bell ADREW5 85: shres not lyeing u ass TheatricalWookie: it's like...helllooo...they look in the mirror, thy're probably noticed ADREW5 85: shut up ADREW5 85: dont get in her mix SmartChica04: ...right... AshleyOlsen0017: lyring? you spell like that and you're 16? JesseLee3953: I live in a house on the ocean that my grandmother bought before her stroke AshleyOlsen0017: righhht SmartChica04: Your point? ADREW5 85: she is right so be qui6te AshleyOlsen0017: house on the ocean? you mean trailor on the puddle TheatricalWookie: i've seen those shack before ADREW5 85: shut up JesseLee3953: Spell trailer MaryKtOlsen17: and i live on the corner of 5th ave. in a pretty brown box... RIGHT JesseLee3953: trailER SmartChica04: She can pay someone to spell check. TheatricalWookie: that are like all falling apart with the wood hanging offf SmartChica04: Get over it. TheatricalWookie: and the lead paint JesseLee3953: *sigh* TheatricalWookie: how...quaint AshleyOlsen0017: LOL!! MaryKtOlsen17: would you like me to buy you one colleen? Willis333: uhhhhhh ADREW5 85: ughhhhhhhhhh dumbass AshleyOlsen0017: will what's wrong? TheatricalWookie: that's quite all right TheatricalWookie: i'll pass hon Willis333: you son of a bitch Willis333: who the fuck do you think you are!!!!!!!!!!! SmartChica04: I sense a little hostility. JesseLee3953: I feel bad now that you can't spell trailer Willis333: i will kick your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TheatricalWookie: uh oh...uhhhh ohhhh....willy is busting it out SmartChica04: We feel bad that you're fat. AshleyOlsen0017: lol will's drunk again Willis333: haha no TheatricalWookie: and poor JesseLee3953: Except I'm not SmartChica04: Whatev. Willis333: high :-D TheatricalWookie: primo stuff i'm assuming AshleyOlsen0017: jesse, i hear you're only 13 JesseLee3953: I feel bad that I am so much prettier and smarter. AshleyOlsen0017: that explains a lot JesseLee3953: I feel bad I work hard. JesseLee3953: I feel bad I'm not spoiled. TheatricalWookie: lollll. yeah. cause that's why you're one of the richest under 21... TheatricalWookie: you sure must be pretty and smart TheatricalWookie: @@ JesseLee3953: Yes, I am. AshleyOlsen0017: LOL hey shes just 13 JesseLee3953: Sorry you aren't. TheatricalWookie: lol. TheatricalWookie: 13? AshleyOlsen0017: and we still had more money than her at that age TheatricalWookie: I KNEW it Willis333: IM SMART!@ JesseLee3953: hmm... TheatricalWookie: we all had more money than she'll EVER have at that age! JesseLee3953: I know! AshleyOlsen0017: what a lame little teenybopper TheatricalWookie: i want to build one of those big towers and swim in my money like scrooge on duck tales TheatricalWookie: those are great SmartChica04: Oh! SmartChica04: Cool1 SmartChica04: B-day present! TheatricalWookie: no wonder she's here AshleyOlsen0017: LOL TheatricalWookie: she's one of those teenbopper olsen twin fans TheatricalWookie: HILARIOUS!! JesseLee3953: you wish SmartChica04: We really don't. JesseLee3953: Then don't pray for it every night sweetie. TheatricalWookie: lol. pray for what? SmartChica04: Good comeback. TheatricalWookie: trailer trash for fans? MaryKtOlsen17: how would YOU know what we pray for? are you God? no. shut up. JesseLee3953: No, but thanks for your self-description! AshleyOlsen0017: MK dont get worked up JesseLee3953: And how do you know I like you? JesseLee3953: Or that I'm fat? JesseLee3953: Or ugly? JesseLee3953: Or stupid? MaryKtOlsen17: you told us you were fat! ADREW5 85: i hate u all (not jesse) so bye u bitches and jesse is not from a trailor park so be quite OnlineHost: ADREW5 85 has left the room. AshleyOlsen0017: you like us bc you came in here JesseLee3953: As a joke TheatricalWookie: and ugly TheatricalWookie: and stupid TheatricalWookie: and poor TheatricalWookie: soyeah, it's official SmartChica04: You could've left a while ago. MaryKtOlsen17: ugly.. it's obvious if the only agency will hire you is one without even a scanner.. AshleyOlsen0017: a LONG while ago TheatricalWookie: for real MK!!! MaryKtOlsen17: and stupid, well you proved that on your own AshleyOlsen0017: LOL MK SmartChica04: Haha, MK! JesseLee3953: Ditto Willis333: d-d-d-d-d-d-danger right behind OnlineHost: PinkLadyof03 has entered the room. TheatricalWookie: danger will robinson, danger OnlineHost: Jobopr has entered the room. AshleyOlsen0017: kristin! Ashley! SmartChica04: Hey!! PinkLadyof03: oMg IS ASHLEY OLSON REALLY IN HERE Jobopr: what in the bloody hell is going on? Jinky8: hahahha JesseLee3953: No. Jobopr: hey danie :) JesseLee3953: It isn't her Willis333: holy shit its pouring! AshleyOlsen0017: kristin dont act like you dont know us lol MaryKtOlsen17: hey ashley! JesseLee3953: or him Jinky8: don't freak out or anything there pink lady PinkLadyof03: OMG OMG OMG PinkLadyof03: AND MARY KATE AshleyOlsen0017: we know kristin jinky Jobopr: i can't believe it's really them! JesseLee3953: no JesseLee3953: it isnt SmartChica04: Haha, Kristin, funny. PinkLadyof03: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Willis333: I(TS RIANING!!!!!!! Willis333: scary kind of rain!!!!!!!! Willis333: duck tales AshleyOlsen0017: kristen and ashley are friends of ours SmartChica04: ... Willis333: woooooooooo oooooooooooooh AshleyOlsen0017: they were extras in two of a kind Jinky8: ah Willis333: am i? Jinky8: my bad Willis333: friends of yours? Willis333: i dont remember TheatricalWookie: man, duck tales was such a quality show AshleyOlsen0017: will stop playing dumb Willis333: arent i dating one of you? AshleyOlsen0017: you're our favorite cousin you know that Willis333: oh yeah Willis333: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Willis333: hahahahhahaha Willis333: somehow i have a huge bruise on my ass Willis333: well SmartChica04: From... Willis333: i dont know TheatricalWookie: from me spanking it TheatricalWookie: whoops JesseLee3953: I'm going to send this to a few magazines-this will be fun Willis333: it feels like it JesseLee3953: so Willis333: but i dont know if it is a BRUISE! JesseLee3953: thanks for the money kids JesseLee3953: ttyl's! Willis333: and i dont know whats its from SmartChica04: Bye, common girl! JesseLee3953: lotsa love dolls! Willis333: oh shit Willis333: that would be so funny AshleyOlsen0017: lol sed this to magazines and we'll sue Willis333: imagine that Willis333: hahahahaah AshleyOlsen0017: violation of privacy JesseLee3953: bye sorry bum-and run your fat butt of with that treadmill SmartChica04: For libel, too. Willis333: tht would be awesome TheatricalWookie: cause you need more money AshleyOlsen0017: omg more moeny from a law suit Willis333: id get all the online ladies seeing my screen name in a magazine with my cousins TheatricalWookie: although it'll be fun to take her trailer too AshleyOlsen0017: and we dont even have to appear in court JesseLee3953: nizzle for shizzle TheatricalWookie: lol JesseLee3953: haha JesseLee3953: how funny! JesseLee3953: hahaha JesseLee3953: well AshleyOlsen0017: the lawyers will handle that defamation of character suit SmartChica04: Yup! Willis333: its THUNDER AND LIGHTENIENINGIGNIG TOO! JesseLee3953: I have some letters to send TheatricalWookie: slam bam, easy case JesseLee3953: bye MaryKtOlsen17: and we can burn it colleen! OnlineHost: JesseLee3953 has left the room. MaryKtOlsen17: willis.. the rundown? AshleyOlsen0017: lol shes sending our private chat to a magazine AshleyOlsen0017: rich Willis333: hahaha hahavent seen it yet SmartChica04: She's so pathetic. MaryKtOlsen17: OH. i thought that's what you were talking about...with the whole thunder and lightning thing SmartChica04: That'll be a great libel suit waiting to happen. MaryKtOlsen17: and i thought you'd of seen it.. the rock being in it and all Willis333: no! Willis333: outside AshleyOlsen0017: jinky werent those your friends Willis333: hahaha i see TheatricalWookie: i can't wait to see what the mags do with the convo Jinky8: who? TheatricalWookie: they'll probably just laugh and trash it AshleyOlsen0017: andrew and jesse Jobopr: probably rip it to shreds SmartChica04: Haha, exactly. Jinky8: no Jinky8: I had never talked to them before Jinky8: before I came in here anyway AshleyOlsen0017: ooh they're dumb TheatricalWookie: seriously, this whole thing is ridiculous TheatricalWookie: all we wanted was a private conversation to catch up with friends Jinky8: yea they were strange... AshleyOlsen0017: yea coming into our private chat and recording a conversation TheatricalWookie: why does it turn into this big episode? Jinky8: that andrew guy was only 12 SmartChica04: That's just SICK. AshleyOlsen0017: we dont even get private lives online MaryKtOlsen17: we did until tonight.. i wonder who told about us? Willis333: i ate 20 packs of pez in an hour TheatricalWookie: i don't know SmartChica04: I dunno either. Jinky8: i told you MaryKtOlsen17: go willis! i'm proud. TheatricalWookie: call AOL, they should be able to track the SN right? Jinky8: it was a girl, her sn was MaryKtOlsen17: or.. i'm impressed. hahaha. oops. Willis333: heheh Jinky8: wait h/o Willis333: i was gunna say AshleyOlsen0017: that bitch is gunna pay MaryKtOlsen17: oh definitely. Jinky8: hottiesgalore87 MaryKtOlsen17: that was just wrong on so many levels. i'd like a private life for a change.. thanks. MaryKtOlsen17: THANK YOU JINKY! Jinky8: u are very welcomee Jinky8: do you know who that is? MaryKtOlsen17: i'm writing it down.. we'll have someone call AOL tomorrow afternoon MaryKtOlsen17: no, but i'm going to report it to AOL Jinky8: ok AshleyOlsen0017: we have an idea but we're not too clear on it AshleyOlsen0017: but believe our lawyers will hadle this Jinky8: yea that sarah person right? AshleyOlsen0017: mk you calling the attroney tomorrow? MaryKtOlsen17: you bet i am AshleyOlsen0017: um it might have been her or it might not have Willis333: haaaaaaahhhhhhaha AshleyOlsen0017: whose to say? MaryKtOlsen17: or maybe i'll let trent do it.. you know he likes his daughter AshleyOlsen0017: yea OnlineHost: Katz52003 has entered the room. AshleyOlsen0017: damn this entire chat was wasted arguing with teenyboppers AshleyOlsen0017: and crazed fans AshleyOlsen0017: hey megan!! SmartChica04: Ugh, I know. MaryKtOlsen17: and mira is going to be here at 8, so we only have 1/2 an hour to talk to your friends. Katz52003: ::speechless:: Ashley Olsen is writing to me???!!! ::pees pants:: AshleyOlsen0017: you coming to chrissie's party tonight Jinky8: brb. I gotta go record a song...... it'll be quick AshleyOlsen0017: megan stop acting like a fan Katz52003: I mean ::clears throat:: I knew it wasn't really Ashley Olsen...the whole time... Katz52003: OMG Ashley, I have to many questions to ask you! SmartChica04: Haha, Megan. So are you going to Chrissi's or not? Katz52003: Chrissi? AshleyOlsen0017: yea stop acting like you dont already know us SmartChica04: Oh wait, Ash. Has Megan met Chrissi, yet? SmartChica04: Maybe not. MaryKtOlsen17: christina aguilera.. she's have a party tonight.. Willis333: hhahaaaaaaaaaaaaa PinkLadyof03: ashley r we stilling hanging out on monAY Katz52003: OH CHRISSY! Katz52003: Or yeah. Katz52003: I guess I just got so wasted over at um...Chrissi's house that I forgot momentarily who Chrissi was. SmartChica04: that's very possible Katz52003: And um...Brit Brit was there too. And that kid from the Dell commercials. AshleyOlsen0017: no they werent Willis333: yeah i got pot from him Jinky8: back Katz52003: Yes. They were Willis333: i got pot from him Katz52003: Yes. You did Katz52003: I. Was there AshleyOlsen0017: oh well i dont remember brit being there Willis333: thats cause you had a dildo in your ass MaryKtOlsen17: she was probably in one of the bedrooms.. you know her Willis333: jk ASH I LOVE U!!!!!! Katz52003: Oh, well that's because you and R.Kelly were in the bathroom gettin' freaky the whole night. AshleyOlsen0017: you better! AshleyOlsen0017: we were not megan ive never even MET r kelly Willis333: that guy from phish Willis333: ha AshleyOlsen0017: stop trying to make me look bad in front of a fan Willis333: jk!!!!!!! Katz52003: Who's the fan? SmartChica04: Jinky... Willis333: i have bug bites SmartChica04: A lot of them have been bothering us all not. Katz52003: Ah...sorry Ash. SmartChica04: *night Willis333: and it keeps feeling like im getting bit Katz52003: How's the crabs? Are they cleared up yet, Ash? PinkLadyof03: ok guys its time to go drink my sorrows away PinkLadyof03: byeeee girls Willis333: okay AshleyOlsen0017: bye kristen Willis333: theres a patatoe on the other side of my room OnlineHost: PinkLadyof03 has left the room. Willis333: i ate half of it at....... 7:30 MaryKtOlsen17: yes, and she will never borrow any of your clothes again megan.. how dirty Willis333: is it still okay to eat at...... 10:43? MaryKtOlsen17: go for it willis Willis333: k Katz52003: Just my thong. Willis333: hot MaryKtOlsen17: it's hot that her thong is dirty? with crabs and such? Willis333: i don care if you are my cousins....... we should have a 3 some MaryKtOlsen17: no willis, just no. Willis333: wow Willis333: i ate so much pez thyat it burned off my taste buds Willis333: MK!!!!! MaryKtOlsen17: WILLIS!! Willis333: hhhhhhhahaahahaaaaaaaaa MaryKtOlsen17: dorko Willis333: i better not get sick from this tater MaryKtOlsen17: so dani, did you have someone go out and get you something, or are you going to borrow something? SmartChica04: My maid went to Rodeo Drive to pick something up. SmartChica04: After she kicked out my plug from the comp, she deserved to go out there. SmartChica04: Ugh. Katz52003: Well Ash, Mary-Kate, I'm leaving. MaryKtOlsen17: oh definitely MaryKtOlsen17: bye megan AshleyOlsen0017: bye megan SmartChica04: Nite, Megan! Katz52003: Good night. OnlineHost: Katz52003 has left the room. OnlineHost: Jobopr has left the room. MaryKtOlsen17: so what are you guys doing tomorrow? OnlineHost: ChineseLaundry39 has entered the room. AshleyOlsen0017: sleeping AshleyOlsen0017: wheres colleen AshleyOlsen0017: and no ones talking MaryKtOlsen17: i know.. where'd everyone go? AshleyOlsen0017: maybe getting ready for the party? AshleyOlsen0017: and where's dani SmartChica04: Sorry! MaryKtOlsen17: is your maid back? SmartChica04: No...that whore. MaryKtOlsen17: i wanna know what you're wearing! AshleyOlsen0017: back again jesse SmartChica04: She's back? AshleyOlsen0017: chineselaundry AshleyOlsen0017: thats her SmartChica04: Sweet life she has. ChineseLaundry39: My name isn't jesse SmartChica04: It's the same font and color, idiot. AshleyOlsen0017: lol forgot to change your font huh? SmartChica04: You suck at lying. ChineseLaundry39: it is my default font ChineseLaundry39: are you mk and ashley ChineseLaundry39: that is so cool ChineseLaundry39: i love your hair MaryKtOlsen17: are you jesse MaryKtOlsen17: that is so not cool SmartChica04: NO LIFE. ChineseLaundry39: I'm Tracy AshleyOlsen0017: lol jesse what are the odds of two people having that same font and color in here on the same night ChineseLaundry39: but thanks for asking AshleyOlsen0017: riight ChineseLaundry39: I saw TheatricalWookies post SmartChica04: Oh, yay! She's back! [my maid, that is] ChineseLaundry39: it said you were here AshleyOlsen0017: you pick and save model MaryKtOlsen17: well well WHAT IS IT? SmartChica04: And she says she saw your makeup lady pulling up to your gate, Ash! ChineseLaundry39: I love Pick and Save! Jinky8: what the hell is pick and save? AshleyOlsen0017: thats the store jesse models for Jinky8: ah , cool Jinky8: nvm heard of it MaryKtOlsen17: oh ash, and i'm the one who's lazy? MaryKtOlsen17: you're not doing your own make up tonight either ChineseLaundry39: they have models AshleyOlsen0017: thats YOUR make up artist AshleyOlsen0017: im doing my own AshleyOlsen0017: you called helga. not me ChineseLaundry39: Are any of you chinese? SmartChica04: Umm... MaryKtOlsen17: do we look chinese? Jinky8: yea you look just like jackie chan AshleyOlsen0017: i have chinese friends Jinky8: or maybe jackie chan's sister... SmartChica04: ... ChineseLaundry39: Jackie Chan is cool. SmartChica04: Hey, what's your name agian, Laundry? SmartChica04: *again ChineseLaundry39: Tracy. SmartChica04: K, thanks. AshleyOlsen0017: yea thatnks jesse MaryKtOlsen17: i hate the name tracy. get out. AshleyOlsen0017: too dumb to change font and color ChineseLaundry39: :o( ChineseLaundry39: I love pink AshleyOlsen0017: recording more convo to send to mags ChineseLaundry39: It is my sisters font too. SmartChica04: I'm offended that you think we're that stupid. AshleyOlsen0017: we'll sue you for defamation of character SmartChica04: And libel. ChineseLaundry39: Why? SmartChica04: It'll be great! OnlineHost: TooCute532 has entered the room. AshleyOlsen0017: hey paige SmartChica04: I need new carpeting in my bedroom. TooCute532: hi MaryKtOlsen17: paige paige!!! ChineseLaundry39: I feel badly. What did I do? TooCute532: whoa? AshleyOlsen0017: long time no see paige SmartChica04: OMG! Caroline brought back THE CUTEST Gucci Dress!!!! SmartChica04: I'm soo excited! AshleyOlsen0017: last time was in italy AshleyOlsen0017: what you been up to? TooCute532: yea. who's mary kate and ashley? MaryKtOlsen17: i hope it's not the same one ash is wearing SmartChica04: Ash, what color's yours? AshleyOlsen0017: paige lol you're so silly TooCute532: oh, yea. silly me. TooCute532: who are you? SmartChica04: If it's black, glossy, with a 3/4 sleeves and a tight black wrap around on top, I'm gonna be SOOOO pissed! TooCute532: Am i missing something big? AshleyOlsen0017: um ashley duh. who do you think AshleyOlsen0017: and i just IMed you AshleyOlsen0017: you ever replied TooCute532: ym TooCute532: um SmartChica04: You might have IM Catcher, Paide SmartChica04: *Paige AshleyOlsen0017: im sick of these impersonators. our real friends dont even know us when we're on SmartChica04: Haha. Someone with OlsenGal86 IMed me the other day! AshleyOlsen0017: i can't believe you paige. "whose mary kate and ashley" ChineseLaundry39: Does TheatricalWookie live in California? SmartChica04: I was SO confused. MaryKtOlsen17: no AshleyOlsen0017: no she doesnt TooCute532: bad me MaryKtOlsen17: well what happened dani? MaryKtOlsen17: did you think it was us.. or like what? MaryKtOlsen17: hah SmartChica04: Haha, at first I did, but then 5 secs later you called me! OnlineHost: TooCute532 has left the room. SmartChica04: I totally forgot to tell you. My memory sucks. MaryKtOlsen17: i call you too much.. but i guess that's good..at least i prevented you from being fooled ChineseLaundry39: :o) ChineseLaundry39: Can anyone help me with my spanish homework? SmartChica04: I could, but I don't like you. AshleyOlsen0017: where did paige go? ChineseLaundry39: My sister takes spanish SmartChica04: And...? ChineseLaundry39: But she won't help-she is with her boyfriend SmartChica04: Your point? ChineseLaundry39: I need help MaryKtOlsen17: everyone needs help with something AshleyOlsen0017: she needs mental help AshleyOlsen0017: being two people SmartChica04: Haha! AshleyOlsen0017: jesse/tracy AshleyOlsen0017: the obsessed fan SmartChica04: Yeah, that's really SICK, "Tracy." ChineseLaundry39: I am only one. But I wish I had a twin. ChineseLaundry39: Then I'd kind of be two people. SmartChica04: ...Give it up. SmartChica04: We're not idiots ChineseLaundry39: You aren't? MaryKtOlsen17: actually, we were inferring that you were schizo SmartChica04: LOL ChineseLaundry39: I thought you were supposed to be kind.... MaryKtOlsen17: i think you read too many magazines AshleyOlsen0017: we're not kind to rude fans OnlineHost: TooCute532 has entered the room. SmartChica04: I don't think she's literate, actually. ChineseLaundry39: ¿Están no amable? ChineseLaundry39: ¿Verdad? MaryKtOlsen17: english, speak english. SmartChica04: No quiero hablar en español, Jesse. SmartChica04: Sabemos que no eres "Tracy." SmartChica04: GIVE IT UP> ChineseLaundry39: Me gusta hablar en español. SmartChica04: Entonces, puedes ir a España. TooCute532: whoa. english everyone Jinky8: how'd you find out jesse was tracy? ChineseLaundry39: No, no gracias señora. SmartChica04: She has the same font and color. ChineseLaundry39: Es mi hermanas. SmartChica04: You'd have to be mentally underdeveloped not to make the connection. ChineseLaundry39: ¿Verdad? SmartChica04: Common folk. I give up. Jinky8: lets do french Jinky8: Quelle Heure et il? AshleyOlsen0017: paige you're back! TooCute532: yea. TooCute532: sorry MaryKtOlsen17: i'm eating a banana TooCute532: i love banannas SmartChica04: Bananas in pajamas TooCute532: yay SmartChica04: are coming down the stairs SmartChica04: Banas in pajamas TooCute532: ...are chasing teddy bears SmartChica04: That show was awesome. TooCute532: for sure MaryKtOlsen17: well i like normal bananas SmartChica04: lol AshleyOlsen0017: bananas are yum TooCute532: no pjs for you? MaryKtOlsen17: nope, they don't taste too good TooCute532: hehe SmartChica04: hehe TooCute532: cotton is all natural though SmartChica04: This is true. MaryKtOlsen17: it makes my butt look huge, though TooCute532: me too TooCute532: my butt is huge though TooCute532: you're skinny TooCute532: so... MaryKtOlsen17: thanks too sergio MaryKtOlsen17: or, to. AshleyOlsen0017: sergio the hottie TooCute532: yea SmartChica04: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! TooCute532: whoaaaaaaaaaa SmartChica04: I'm so against him! SmartChica04: Eww. TooCute532: why? TooCute532: he's sexy SmartChica04: He's like 100 years old, now! AshleyOlsen0017: hey guys this is soo funny. people are IMing me like "i dont believe you" MaryKtOlsen17: dani.. i know mike is hotter.. but sergio is a better trainer SmartChica04: Dude, whatever. AshleyOlsen0017: why would a chatroom full of people pretened to know us MaryKtOlsen17: and we should care.. why ash? AshleyOlsen0017: thats just gay MaryKtOlsen17: i'm GLAD they don't believe us.. TooCute532: you really shouldn't TooCute532: hehe SmartChica04: Haha, Ash! That's like the epitome of no life. MaryKtOlsen17: now we can be left alone AshleyOlsen0017: like we just gathered random folks on the internet and said pretend we're the olsen twins AshleyOlsen0017: riiight TooCute532: that would be patheti TooCute532: c SmartChica04: I know, right. TooCute532: all together now "pathetic" ChineseLaundry39: But you aren't. AshleyOlsen0017: i think it's bc so many people impersonate our sns that its hard to tell online if its really us sometimes AshleyOlsen0017: even for people we know TooCute532: yea SmartChica04: Haha, yup! SmartChica04: I was SO tricked once. MaryKtOlsen17: dani got tricked by that ;) AshleyOlsen0017: lol and paie was like "who are you guys" SmartChica04: haha. We should get a code word! SmartChica04: Or...maybe not... AshleyOlsen0017: lol code word TooCute532: yea, like farfinuger or something TooCute532: haha, say that aloud TooCute532: farfinuger AshleyOlsen0017: thats why we have so many aol accounts so people cant get sns with our names in it ChineseLaundry39: But they can. SmartChica04: No comments from the pathetic gallery, please. AshleyOlsen0017: why dani? ChineseLaundry39: It is true. TooCute532: haha, i'll be right back. i'm hungry AshleyOlsen0017: shes an univted guest in our chat SmartChica04: Ha, k. ChineseLaundry39: univted? ChineseLaundry39: New word? Jinky8: y don't u just eject her? if you don't like her being here so much? SmartChica04: Kind of like "LIFE." On sale for $1.99 at the WalMart by your house. Get one. MaryKtOlsen17: only colleen can eject her, and colleen is busy ChineseLaundry39: Actually, the nearest walmart is 30 miles away OnlineHost: KJM713 has entered the room. ChineseLaundry39: to be precise AshleyOlsen0017: colleen is always abandoning these chats KJM713: hey gurls! AshleyOlsen0017: kels you're back! SmartChica04: Thanks, because I care. MaryKtOlsen17: kel! SmartChica04: Kelly! ChineseLaundry39: You must if you keep saying that. Jinky8: how do you know it's exactly 30 miles? AshleyOlsen0017: jesse just go away ChineseLaundry39: My name's Tracy but thanks. AshleyOlsen0017: no, you're jesse lame ass AshleyOlsen0017: you didnt change your font or color AshleyOlsen0017: try again next time SmartChica04: ::beep:: GAME OVER! AshleyOlsen0017: womp womp ChineseLaundry39: I feel bad for you. AshleyOlsen0017: we feel bad for you AshleyOlsen0017: we can afford lives. you can't ChineseLaundry39: That you had to make an s/n to pretend to be famous. SmartChica04: I feel bad for your friends. TheatricalWookie: sorry. i was on the phone. i'm back. adios jesse. create a new fake personality and join us another time. ChineseLaundry39: I love my friends. OnlineHost: *** You have ejected ChineseLaundry39 from this room *** OnlineHost: ChineseLaundry39 has left the room. AshleyOlsen0017: lol our friends in here can vouch for us as "pretenders" MaryKtOlsen17: THANK YOU AshleyOlsen0017: colleen where'd you go TheatricalWookie: $30 says she makes a new SN and comes back TheatricalWookie: sorry, I was on the phoine SmartChica04: What an idiot. I bet she will. AshleyOlsen0017: i bet 3000 MaryKtOlsen17: well i bet 5000 AshleyOlsen0017: i bet a million AshleyOlsen0017: no wait i need that million SmartChica04: I bet she'll STILL forget to change the font and color. MaryKtOlsen17: i was gonna say.... AshleyOlsen0017: yea i wont spend a million that quickly Jinky8: she told me she was gonna before she signed off Jinky8: so I'll bet AshleyOlsen0017: shes an obsessed fan AshleyOlsen0017: like you said jinky SmartChica04: She's psycho! KJM713: gosh parents are so annoying Jinky8: $5000000000000000 OnlineHost: XColdFusion13 has entered the room. TheatricalWookie: lol. she's back AshleyOlsen0017: wb jesse XColdFusion13: who TheatricalWookie: ohhh goddddddd AshleyOlsen0017: and you reset your font AshleyOlsen0017: lovely AshleyOlsen0017: took a lesson from last time SmartChica04: Who are you, ColdFusion? XColdFusion13: asl ashley TheatricalWookie: this is sooo something preteens do, thinking it's "original" TheatricalWookie: lol XColdFusion13: who you smart SmartChica04: ...Nunya... SmartChica04: That's...Nunya business TheatricalWookie: back off ladies, we got a genius on our hands XColdFusion13: asley not nice XColdFusion13: i see Jinky8: just eject her.... Jinky8: wow so ur tryin to be a guy this time? OnlineHost: Shining Bright x has entered the room. AshleyOlsen0017: i blocked your IMs XColdFusion13: ok Jinky8: me? TheatricalWookie: awww...but that spoils the fun of seeing what lengths she'll go to to be with us TooCute532: i'm, back SmartChica04: I don't think it's her, actually. XColdFusion13: asl marykt AshleyOlsen0017: steph whats up. IM me chica i have to tell you something Jinky8: you give guys a bad name jesse TooCute532: yummy.. cheese and bacon quesidillas (however you spell that) AshleyOlsen0017: better yet ill IM you SmartChica04: OMG, quesadillas?!??! TooCute532: yep SmartChica04: ::dies:: XColdFusion13: this room XColdFusion13: is TooCute532: i know yummm XColdFusion13: knida XColdFusion13: lame TheatricalWookie: cool. then leave. problem solved XColdFusion13: asley and marykate SmartChica04: We didn't ask for your opinion. AshleyOlsen0017: ashley dumbass XColdFusion13: hey smart ass i mean chica piss off Jinky8: u are kinda lame there jesse Jinky8: I think they kinda want you to leave XColdFusion13: im not jesse XColdFusion13: who is jesse TheatricalWookie: lollll TheatricalWookie: yeaaaa Jinky8: you need a lesson in how to act like a guy XColdFusion13: ok XColdFusion13: teach XColdFusion13: lol SmartChica04: ... Shining Bright x: brb XColdFusion13: fudge this room TheatricalWookie: this girl's stupidity...is...well...astounding XColdFusion13: wanna bes SmartChica04: Wow. TheatricalWookie: that's public school for you i guess Jinky8: hey AshleyOlsen0017: colleen dont waste your time XColdFusion13: asl all girls Jinky8: that's california public schools Jinky8: not all public schools suck TheatricalWookie: 44/m/your ass AshleyOlsen0017: LOL MaryKtOlsen17: i'm like so over this... i wish i could talk to my friends and my friends ONLY XColdFusion13: yeah im a fudging gut assholes TooCute532: lol AshleyOlsen0017: yea without fans around Jinky8: ur a what? XColdFusion13: Mary cate AshleyOlsen0017: colleen block jesse again XColdFusion13: and ashley AshleyOlsen0017: mary KATE AshleyOlsen0017: spell my sister's name right MaryKtOlsen17: cate? what the hell is that? XColdFusion13: how was your last birthday TheatricalWookie: cannn dooo SmartChica04: Stop trying to mack. TheatricalWookie: bye coldfusion OnlineHost: *** You have ejected XColdFusion13 from this room *** OnlineHost: XColdFusion13 has left the room. Jinky8: ahahaha she'll be back TheatricalWookie: wow, the joy of that just never gets old AshleyOlsen0017: she always does come back MaryKtOlsen17: hahah i know the feeling SmartChica04: Hahaha OnlineHost: Shining Bright x has left the room. AshleyOlsen0017: aww steph left SmartChica04: brb! AshleyOlsen0017: Mary kate where's lizzie? AshleyOlsen0017: i havent seen her in a couple of hours MaryKtOlsen17: hopefully lost... Jinky8: who is lizzie? AshleyOlsen0017: LOL hey thats your little sister Jinky8: a dog? MaryKtOlsen17: no, i think she went over to a friend's house for the night AshleyOlsen0017: our sister Jinky8: ooooo Jinky8: lol sorry AshleyOlsen0017: its alright you couldnt have known Jinky8: I think I spoke too soon on that one AshleyOlsen0017: well shes like a dog MaryKtOlsen17: hahah ash! TooCute532: hey, lizzie's sweet AshleyOlsen0017: she is not she's a brat MaryKtOlsen17: not if you live with her TooCute532: i guess... TooCute532: well, she SEEMS sweet MaryKtOlsen17: well, trent SEEMS tough.. but he's a big baby TooCute532: lol Jinky8: I'm tough Jinky8: all 145 pounds Jinky8: lol Jinky8: actually not really.... I got bitch slapped once Jinky8: that sucked Jinky8: I almost cried TooCute532: well girls. i'm gonna get going. byeeee AshleyOlsen0017: bye paige MaryKtOlsen17: bye paige! TooCute532: bye ash SmartChica04: Bye, Paige! TooCute532: bye mk! TooCute532: bye dani! Jinky8: uh bye paige Jinky8: whoever you are TooCute532: uh, bye 'jinky' TooCute532: hehe TooCute532: whoever YOU are. in OUR chat! Jinky8: my name's justin TooCute532: hehe bye OnlineHost: TooCute532 has left the room. AshleyOlsen0017: oh you're a guy? MaryKtOlsen17: no ash SmartChica04: Hmm. Jinky8: god yes, I've told that 5 times SmartChica04: Thought you were a girl, myself AshleyOlsen0017: i thought jink was a girl MaryKtOlsen17: he said he was a guy earlier! Jinky8: shesh AshleyOlsen0017: oh i may have missed that AshleyOlsen0017: I AM a blonde SmartChica04: Haha, same. SmartChica04: Except SmartChica04: I'm not a blonde. SmartChica04: Just a little slow. MaryKtOlsen17: well.... so am i...actually... TheatricalWookie: what was jesse's original SN, does anyone remember? MaryKtOlsen17: jesse... SmartChica04: JesseLee MaryKtOlsen17: something SmartChica04: something TheatricalWookie: gah, what were the numbers AshleyOlsen0017: i dont remember Jinky8: jesselee3952 Jinky8: just look up AshleyOlsen0017: thanks jinky TheatricalWookie: that part of the convo isn't on my chat anymore OnlineHost: Tinkerbelle380 has entered the room. Jinky8: wait, I told you wrong Jinky8: it's jesselee3953 Jinky8: sorry TheatricalWookie: lol. nother visit by jesse Tinkerbelle380: wat happened?? Jinky8: I'll brb , maybe by then u'll figure out I'm a guy Jinky8: o hi jesse SmartChica04: ... Jinky8: maybe u could just leave and save theatricalwookie the trouble of ejecting you TheatricalWookie: lollll. she sure makes it easy to build a harrassment case against her SmartChica04: LOL! OnlineHost: Jinky8 has left the room. AshleyOlsen0017: lol jesse you crack me up AshleyOlsen0017: call the attorney she's as good as sued Tinkerbelle380: ???? AshleyOlsen0017: stalking in a private chat Tinkerbelle380: wat?? MaryKtOlsen17: it's cuz you're so hot, ash. AshleyOlsen0017: that must be it AshleyOlsen0017: and so are you MK OnlineHost: Tinkerbelle380 has left the room. MaryKtOlsen17: k? AshleyOlsen0017: hehehehe this is funnnnn SmartChica04: Whoa. It's cleared out! AshleyOlsen0017: they'll be back SmartChica04: that was f-ing hilarious at times. AshleyOlsen0017: jinkys coming back AshleyOlsen0017: i knoow MaryKtOlsen17: it's kinda old now that i'm tired AshleyOlsen0017: except it kept getting messed up SmartChica04: haha, yeah. AshleyOlsen0017: yea same here AshleyOlsen0017: anyone want the jinky convo SmartChica04: me! MaryKtOlsen17: yeah, my make up artist was supposed to be here 40 minutes ago AshleyOlsen0017: lol well shes late AshleyOlsen0017: probably working on madonna MaryKtOlsen17: she got lost walking up the driveway.. SmartChica04: lol MaryKtOlsen17: or our guard dog ate her.. either way AshleyOlsen0017: LOLOL AshleyOlsen0017: its nice being rich AshleyOlsen0017: if only for pretend AshleyOlsen0017: but those poor twins. we're tarnishing their image