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You might not know but i am a punk muthafukka. I am a hardcore punk you see and no mistake. I have had plenty plenty punk hair let me tell you. Also I have my ears pierced. That is right. Punk as fuck mate. Did you see how i wrote the title for this page? i WrOtE iT lIkE tHiS bEcAuSe I aM pUnK. Also you will not know this as you are not as punk as i but the title is a lyric from a nofx song. That is right i listen to nofx. No joke motherfuckers this is the real hardcore shit right here. At college i do not do my homework. Some have suggested the reason for this is that i am a lazy bastard but they are wrong they do not have punk i have punk and by not doing my homework i am undermining society big time. Yes yes.
I look so punk i shock people in the street nuff much. The way they show how shocked they are is by pointing and laughing. Poor fools. They only laugh because they are so shocked and outraged they dont know what else to do. What nonces.
I am in a punk as fuck punk band as well dont you know. We are safe as be we have a great name i wont tell you it though you might nick it it is so good. One day we will be massive and we wont sell out to do it of course we wont we will struggle and go hungry for the cause all because we are punk motherfuckers.
Noone is as punk as i and my crew. If you reckon you are you should tell me bout it on my message board or by email and i will set you straight you are not punk i am punk.
check out my punk hair list. i am helluv punk.

how dare.

Censors his swearwords. What a c*nt!
Not at all punk. Disgrace!
Silly vegetarian punk. Meat is nice. McDonalds rules. He is a poppet though i like him and he has good mohawks so do his friends.
Hmm, no punk activity here. There is sum nice tips on how to spike yon hair in case you is too thick to work sumthing out yourself. You is all dumb so this might be the page for you.

Hear some punk hair i have had. Punk hair is what being punk is all about. DO NOT FORGET THAT! If you think you have better hair than I then tell me bout it and i will prove you wrong.

Email: bigwillch@natalieimbruglia.com