My Brush with the LAW- ne naw ne naw ne naw
just an excuse to use this picture of a cop that i took myself and computerised and so forth.
ANYWAY THOUGH - as you know i is a tuffguy and like most tuffguys i live life on the EDGE. And sometimes this involves me getting involved wit da LAW. not often though as i am SLY.
neways tho, about a year ago i was down on a boat in the thames watching a gig. It was a shit gig it was full of glitter kids and glitter kids are not fun no siree tho i bumped into a girl i met at Reading festival the year before and she is SAFE. In anycase i was fairly merry and after sum bands had played me and my buds wuz all up on deck larging it plently and i was doing acrobatics on the railings to impress the ladies. After a while i decided railings is for pussys so i decided to climb up the rigging and act hard. As i climbed it the rigging sagged a bit and i realised it was not a very good idea so i jumped off. Unfortunately you see above the rigging was a bunch of multicoloured lights and i think the rigging smashed them. Im not really sure but next thing i know i is showered with glass and everyone runs off. I have to go back to get my brolly and so the manager of the club (it is a club on a boat) sees me and is all like "i think youd better leave dont you?" and im all like "no" and i go downstairs and get my stuff and me and my homeboys go to leave and all of a sudden there is two policemen there and the manager points me out cuz i is a punk rocker and easy to spot and i is questioned by the policemen. They checked my name on their walkie talkies and said id have to pay £20 for every broken bulb and i say "no way i only broke one the others were already broken ill pay for one" and at first the policemen were all nasty and agro to me but i used my natural charm on them (i acted like a fuckup and told them sob storys) and one of them had a word with the manager and i had to pay £20 for ALL the bulbs i broke which meant i couldnt eat at college for the rest of the month but i deserved it i is scum.
the moral of the story is BE NICE TO THE POLICE THEY IS NICE!
not transport poilce they is toss