yes yes yall this page is for all the LADIES AND BATTYMEN who i know read my page. what i am doing here is providing you with a service which enable you to create the illusion that you are going with me. down below is a handy passport size picture of yours truly which you can print out and slip in your purse or bus pass. by "accidentely" droping the purse or bus pass at opportune moments you will make people think that you is stepping out with i which will mightily impress let me tell you.
this trick could be used if you are single or perhaps you have a gentleman friend but he is a minger and it is vital you give off the right impression. perhaps if you are a businessperson and you have a big powerlunch coming up. dont be shy, give it a go. you know you want to.
