Lyrics
Hey everyone, this used to be a webjournal page, but now it's a page that I use to post my lyrics on. These are mine, mine, mine. anywhoo. here they are:
I like TV Dinner Corn,
Late night or early in the morn
I'll eat it while I'm watchin', movies.
I like TV Dinner corn
TV Dinner Corn Makes a great meal
You buy it in a box, it's a great deal
When I eat it, it makes my tummy feel, so good...
I like TV Dinner Corn
Without it I am forlorn
It makes me wanna toot my horn.
I like TV Dinner Corn.
TV Dinner Corn Makes a great meal
You buy it in a box, it's a great deal
It goes down the hatch, and makes my tummy feel, so good...
I like TV Dinner Corn,
Late night or early in the morn
I'll eat it while I'm watchin' porn.
I like TV Dinner corn
On September 11, 2001
Some terrorist fuck used a plane as a bomb.
He tried to bring down the U.S. system,
But instead of that, he just pissed 'em
off, made 'em mad.
that's what he wanted,
now he's glad.
He likes to torture poor, innocent souls.
He's fucked up in the head, he's got no morals.
But that's okay, 'cause in the end
We'll kill 'em all, they're not our friends.
War really sucks,
And that's no lie
I keep askin' myself
Why these people gotta die.
It shouldn't be fun.
It's not meant to be.
We don't want another day
that will live in infamy.
We're American, we'll just nuke their ass.
Let's go there and turn their desert into glass.
We'll show Osama that we mean business.
We'll fight 'til we win, and won't settle for less.
If we go down, they're comin' too.
But that won't happen, we'll make it through.
We'll hold together, our nation strong,
Hand in hand, arm in arm.
War really sucks,
And that's no lie
I keep askin' my self
Why these people gotta die.
It shouldn't be fun.
It's not meant to be.
We don't want another day
that will live in infamy.
Sorry, not done yet...
I laid eyes on you for the first time today.
By the way I looked, you prolly thought I was gay.
But you have something special, that twinkle in your eye.
If I said you were ugly, that would be a lie.
'Cause when I'm with you, you take the world away,
It all seems to dissapear.
And all I want to say is
This is a cheesy love song for you
Take it, or leave it.
I'm not tryin to impress you.
My God, I hope you like it.
(repeat)
In the end, it all seems to go away.
I want to run from this place but you always make me stay-ayay
It seems like I'm at my best when I feel the worst.
I always feel this way, it's like I have been cursed.
The feelings in my heart, I just can't make them quit.
All the stuff I repress is just a bunch of bullshit.
My pain always seems to go away when I am with you.
[G]I love you, [C]do you love me too?
This is a cheesy love song for you
Take it, or leave it.
I'm not tryin to impress you.
My God, I hope you like it.
(repeat)
Bridge
*spoken*
Ya know how, on all these other love song, they always sing, either "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah" or "No, No, No" at the bridge. We like to be different...
*sing*
Maybe, Maybe, Possibly not. Kinda, Sorta, Indiferent. Maybe, Maybe, Sources point to Yes, but now I'm spent.
This is a cheesy love song for you
Take it, or leave it.
I'm not tryin to impress you.
My God, I hope you like it.
(repeat)
*~*FIN*~*
You're Fat, yeah, and you're ugly too.
And you blame me for shit that I didn't do.
You're bitchy, yeah, and your kinda mean.
You're the ugliest bitch that I've ever seen
You stalk me, yeah and you're kinda weird.
I think that maybe you should shave your beard.
I don't like, but that's okay.
'Cause you try to be around me anyway. I'm singin'
Hey Bitch you're stupid and ugly
Stupid and Ugly like me, I said.
Hey Bitch, you're stupid and ugly,
stupid and ugly like me.
I don't like you, and I think you're fucked up.
You try to get attention by suckin' up.
But that's not cool, I don't see why.
I'm your lover in you're eyes.
I was nice to you, 'cause I had to be.
It was a blind date, I wish I couldn't see.
You ignored me, I was really bored.
You talked with all your friends, while I slept and snored.
But that's okay. 'Cause in the end, You'll get's what comin' to ya'.
I'm singin'
Hey Bitch you're stupid and ugly
Stupid and Ugly like me, I said.
Hey Bitch, you're stupid and ugly,
stupid and ugly like me.
repeat 3 times, and you're done...
That's all for now, folks...